Title: Operation Seduce The Leech
Rating: M
Pairing: Leah/Edward (Leaward)
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone or anything from Twilight!
Summary: Leah and Edward are on their honeymoon and it seems to be going perfect until Edward decides being intimate with Leah is to dangerous. Leah not agreeing with her husband, decides to come up with a plan to seduce him. Will Edward give in to his wife or will Leah be forced to endure a marriage full of celibacy?
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"Your being ridiculous!" I shouted at my vampiric husband while planting my hands on my hips.
The glare I send his way was full of obvious irritation and slight anger. Why did he have to pull one of his emo moods now of all times? It was our honeymoon for crying outloud! It should be filled with love making, exploring the hidden secrets of Isle Esme, long romantic sappy talks about our bright and hopeful future together. It should be a time I would remember forever. A time full of happiness and pleasure. After everything we have been threw, didn't we deserve that at the very least? This may not be his first marriage but you would think if he loved me like he claimed to that he would try to make the time memorable for me.
"Ridiculous? You think I am being ridiculous?" Edward gave me a look full of disbelief as he stretched his arm out to grasp my wrist within his fingers. "Your life is nothing to take for granted Leah!"
I groaned and yanked my wrist from his grip. "Your overreacting Edward. My life is not in any danger. Geeze I'm not glass you know. Your so blowing this out of proportion like you do with everything!"
My vampire groom snarled at my words. "Your not taking it seriously enough!"
Grabbing my wrist yet again he dragged me to stand infront of the full length mirror. The parts of my body which were not covered by clothing were splattered with patches of black, blue, and purple bruises. They stood out harshly against my russet skin and they looked worse than they really were. Edward seemed to think he committed a henious crime by marring my flesh. In reality he hadn't done anything wrong. So what if he got a little rough in the bedroom? It is not like I complained or anything.
Everything had been fine last night. We arrived at Isle Esme where we would be spending our honeymoon. It probably should've bothered me that our honeymoon was taking place in the same area where his honeymoon to Bella had been but for some reason it did not bother me one bit. Maybe it was because in the end I had won Edward. I was the on he would be spending eternity with and not her. At the mere thought of spending eternity with my leech I wanted to jump his bones and there is where the problem started.
When I woke up this morning after a glorious night with Edward, I was suprised to find my body covered in darkening bruises. It did not faze me in the least because I knew they would heal in less than 12 hours. I had expected to be a little banged up and was glad to see atleast nothing had been broken. Being married to vampire did have it's benefits that could also be seen as drawbacks. My vampire was a very passionate being and because of that I knew his love making would be exactly the same. The drawbacks of this were the fact I wasn't unbreakable like him. I could be broken and seeing how close he came to seriously harming me, well it made Edward fall into his 'I am nothing but a monster' routine.
With I sigh I rubbed my temples to keep the headache fast approaching at bay. I should have expected this of him but of course I thought he had gotten past the whole 'I hate what I am' stage of his never ending life. Maybe I had been stupid to beleive he could ever forgive himself for his past sins. I guess a part of me hoped I could be his salvation and oh god could I sound any more like a corn ball?
"So why are we looking at the mirror? Are we admiring my awesomeness?" I said with a slight smirk trying to diffuse the now tense situation.
My bronze haired hubby did not seem to be amused despite my totally hilarious comment. "Now is not the time to be cheeky Leah Cullen. Look at what I did to you! Does it not concern you at all that I could of killed you?"
Have I mentioned how I hated these moments where he acted like he had a stick up his ass? When would he get it threw his thick diamond hard skull that I liked having his mark on me? I enjoyed knowing I could make him loose control of himself. He was always so calm and collected all the fucking time and it drove me wild to see him loose all that calmness in the heat of the moment. To know I held that power over him made me feel giddy and all powerful. It made me feel beautiful.
Turning so that my back now faced the mirror, I cupped his face in between my hands. "What concerns me is that I am on my honeymoon and I am not having sex. Who in their right mind has a honeymoon and doesn't have sex? It's not natural and damnit Edward I want sex!" I jutted my lower lip out into the imitation of a pout.
Edward ignored my comment as he pulled away from me. "There are many other things we can do Leah. Horseback riding, scuba diving, cliff diving, watching movies together, swimming, hiking-"
I was quick to cut him off. "Unless those activities are done naked with you on top of me I don't want to do them." Slinking over to him I wrapped my warm arms around his cool waist. "I know what I want to do Edward. I don't want to go scuba diving. I do not want to cliff dive or hike. I certianly do not want to spend my honeymoon watching movies or swimming." Sliding my hand down his chest I leaned up to bite his earlobe. "And I don't wanna go horseback riding. The only thing I want to ride is you."
"Leah my love." When my leech groaned I thought I would burst into a victory dance. Had I really won this battle so easily? Maybe I was more desirable than I thought?Maybe my blood drinking spouse finally realized fighting with me was pointless since I always won in the end. When he stepped away from me I wanted to pull my hair out in fustration. The look in his eyes told me this battle was only starting. "You must be starving love so why don't you take a nice hot shower. Alone." He quickly added when I was just about to suggest he keep me company. "And I will cook you some breakfast before we go for a hike."
I watched silently as he pecked me on the lips before heading to the kitchen to make me the most imporant meal of the day. As he disapeared threw the bedroom door I decided then and there I would not loose this battle. I was going to win and make damn sure I had the honeymoon I deserved. If I had to tie him down and rape him then I would because he could deny it all he wanted but I knew he wanted me and as they say you cannot rape the willing. I would have the honeymoon of my dreams whether he liked it or not!
As I headed towards the shower I began to plan operation 'seduce stubborn leech of a husband also known as Edward Cullen.' I would win this battle and he would regret the day he denied Leah Cullen sex! I would not go threw the rest of eternity married to a sexy vampire who decided he would rather be celibate than take the chance of hurting me. If he didn't give me what I wanted soon, he would be the one who was hurt.
TBC...
AN: This was going to be a very long oneshot but I decided to break it down into chapters and I am posting the first two tonight. The third chapter is almost done. I am not sure yet how many chapters this will be yet but I am thinking no more than seven. Let me know what you think!
