Disclaimer
Harry potter is own by JK Roweling
We don't own any of the references from any games, books, films, comics, and other fanfictions etc.
This is our own take on a type of story we both enjoy.
By Hellshadowreaper and Skylineboy2200
This is our first attempt of writing a Fan fiction
Key
"Harry potter" – Talking
'Harry potter' – Thinking
() – parsalltongue
"" – Spells
Cough – actions
"You died a virgin" – Shadow talking to Harry in his mind
"Crazy shadow is" – Skyline talking to Harry in his mind
[Note] – In story Author Notes / time pass
Chapter 1: GAME OVER
Harry woke up in a grey room when a bright light rushed into the room, he had to cover his eyes from the light once his eyes adjusted to the light what he saw shocked him to his very core.
GAME OVER
You lose!
This caused Harry to become confused and scared with what it meant, then from amidst the grey circular floor came a rushing of words to the ceiling above. It read final score. As the words climbed Harry could see a few words, Achievements, negative achievements and finally unlocked.
The words continued to climb and then stopped abruptly. "What's going on here?" Harry said to himself looking at the list of words.
Achievements
Defeated Troll + 20
Saved Hermione +150
Befriended Hermione +50
Defeated Quirrell +200
Saved Philosophers Stone +1000
Joined quidditch team +10
Started Hogwarts +30
Defeated basilisk +500
Exposed fraud Lockhart +100
Learnt expect patronum +500
Defeated 300 dementors +1000
Saved Sirius Black +100
Befriended Luna +50
Survived first task +300
Survive second task +400
Won quidditch cup x3 +300
Voldermort defeated x3 +600
Final Score = +5,310
Once he saw the achievements he felt proud of himself but then the negative achievements started to begin and he felt like a deflated balloon.
Negative Achievements
Put up with Snape – 1000
Befriend Ron – 1000
Put up with Ron's Jealousy – 1000
Put up with the Dursley – 1000
Didn't work at your best in school – 500
Didn't fix own eye sight – 400
Failed tri-wizard tournament – 500
Never questioned Dumbledore – 900
Never had a social life – 700
Injury after a quiditch games x3 – 600
Never had a relationship – 300
Fell into taunts – 100
Was an emo – 1000
Tricked by the diary – 200
Killed by Voldermort – 8000
Died a virgin – 9000
Final score = – 26,200
"WHAT THE HELL!" he finally said after the shock subsided at the "died a virgin" negative achievement, "I'm only 14!"
Overall Final Score = –20,890
Final Rank = You Suck worse than the Twilight Book Series [just our opinion]
Unlocked = Sparkling Vampire Harry
Harry couldn't help but laugh at his final title since he knows the books were bad. But slightly shivered when he saw what he had unlocked.
As his laughter ended a new menu appeared it took him a moment to read it fully but as he read the menu it said.
Music started to play [harry potter theme tune]
Harry Potter the Game
His eye brow twitched as he saw the title 'my life is a computer game…. That's just fucked up' Harry thought to himself.
Continue from last save
Load
Restart
Settings
Options
"How am I supposed to select anything, I want to know the settings?"
As he finished his statement the word Settings glowed and a new menu appeared before him.
Settings
Difficulty: Hard
Auto-save: No
Tutorial – No
Check points: Disabled
Hints / Tips: No
Unlockables: Not Available
Auto-Levelling: ON
Aim Assist: OFF
"No wonder my life was so hard it was set on bloody hard!"
Change settings? Yes / No
"YES" he yelled.
Difficulty: Easy
Auto-save: Yes
Tutorial – Yes
Check points: Enabled
Hints / Tips: Yes
Unlockables: Available
Auto-Levelling: OFF
Aim Assist: ON
"Alright now that's all sorted out, let's have a look at those unlockables." Harry said waiting for the unlockables to open. The word Unlockables started to glow and it opened up with a pedestal underneath with a model of normal Harry. As he looked around the room he noticed more pedestals similar to the first with writing on the base rose from the floor.
As Harry started to walk around the room he noticed that the unlockables were greyed out and chained up. As he walked past the first pedestal words appeared saying 'must be unlocked'.
"Right ok so what do I need to do to unlock these?" as soon as Harry says the word unlock, words appear out of the statues. Harry walks over to the nearest one which had Harry with his parents.
Potter Origins (with Parents alive)
How to unlock!
Complete Game
on Hard
Difficulty
"So to unlock these I need to accomplish certain things. I wonder what else is here?" as Harry walks around he notices himself in all of them but there's always something slightly different about them. As he walks through them he notices that there are two separate sections origins and powers.
In the centre of both columns there looks to be a giant statue, heavily chained and very dark. As he approaches it a glass wall appears around it making it impossible to reach. "How am I supposed to unlock it if I can't even get near it to see how to unlock it?" At Harry's complaint words appeared in the glass saying.
God like Harry
How to unlock!
Complete on
Hardest Difficulty
without Dying
or using auto saves
and normal origins
and must not die a virgin
"Ok that's going to be a pain in the arse to get, but it's going to be so worth it" Harry stated "and stop it with the virgin shit I'm only 14".
Harry annoyed starts to walk away and check out more of the powers. "What powers are there?" he carries on walking down until he notices a larger pedestal. "Why is this one so big?" as he approaches it he can see.
Werewolf Harry
Defeat
Werewolf Lupin alone
with no assistance and
no powers used
"So how do I go back to the main menu?" the room changes and he Is back to where he began.
"Ok then, so what n…." but before he could finish his sentence a loud voice shouted in his ear for some reason reminded him of Hagrid.
A voice echoed "Hello" which caused harry to spin around and look for the voice "whose there?" Harry asked the empty room
"We are" this time the voice is joined with another.
"Show yourself!" Harry demanded at the voices.
"Oops sorry, we are invisible again" now appearing two people one in a white hoodie and a black hoodie that had their hoods up so he couldn't see their faces but could tell they were both male. "Hey how do you like this place Harry" the Guy in White asks as the guy in black looked around.
"Um who are you?" questioned Harry to the two new people.
The Guy in Black spoke next "we are the creators of this world…WE ARE GOD" as he finished he broke out in an evil laugh, this made Harry back away slowly as he looked at the Guy in White he saw a tick mark above where his eye would be.
"Would you STOP THAT!" as he slammed his fist into his friends head, the force caused the man in black to face plant the floor which caused a crater in the floor with his face.
Cough-Cough "sorry about him he's only slightly insane" answered the Guy in White to Harry's unasked question "anyway where were we."
Harry looking blankly at the Guy in White noticing the guy in black seemed to be unconscious.
"Where am I and who are you two?" Harry asked in a semi-polite tone.
"Where you are, is simple yet hard to explain" the Guy in White answered in a wise old man voice.
"What do you mean?" Harry questioned in curiosity with a raised eyebrow.
"Basically your in-between worlds at the moment" the Guy in Black said as he put his arm around Harrys shoulders which made Harry jump since he thought he was unconscious a second ago.
"How did you get here?" Harry asked in shock
"Well when a man and woman love each other very muc…"
"I GET IT" Harry yelled "smart ass" he mumbled under his breath as the Guy in Black laughed and walked back to the guy in white who had his face in his palm.
"Anyway…before I was interrupted" as he glared at the Guy in Black as said guy gave him the peace sign with a big cheesy grin which only made the guy in white to gain another tick mark.
"As my friend here stated you are in-between worlds at the moment" the Man in White said
"Why" Harry questioned
"We decided that since your life is…well shit we decided that we should lend a hand" the Man in Black said in a serious tone.
"How was my life shit?" harry
"Well apart from the fact you died a virgin" the Man in Black stated in a joking tone
"IM 14 FOR BLOODY HELL SAKE" harry roared as he was feed up with the virgin jokes.
"Touchy one he is" the Man in White said in a tone that sounded like yoda
After a brief pause both the men burst out laughing but then stop and their faces turn to pure horror as Harry ask a dangerous question
"Why did you speak like that?" he questioned in a confused voice
"WHAT YOU NEVER HEAR OF STAR WARS!" the two men yelled in unison and in disbelieve.
"What's that?" asked Harry with a metaphorical question mark above his head.
"Another reason your life sucks" the Man in Black stated whilst he shook his head
"What do you mean?" Harry asked with anger in his voice
"Every man in the world needs to watch star wars at least once to be a true man" the Man in White said in a serious voice
[After explaining what star wars is]
[20 minutes later]
"Why do you both still have your hoods up?" Harry questioned once again
"To keep the mystery and badass image of ourselves" the Man in Black said in a serious voice
"But mainly because we forgot to take them down" the Man in White said truthfully, as the Man in Black face-palmed.
"Can you please take them down" Harry asked as he wondered what the two before him looked like.
"Well since you said please" the Man in White said in a humorous tone
As they pulled their hoods down the Man in White he was a young pale man with blonde hair that reached to the back of his neck as well as dim blue eyes with a small smile on his face.
Whilst the Man in Black had short spiked reddish brown hair with dark blue / green eyes as well as a mischievous smile that reminded Harry of the Wealesy twins
"Let us properly introduce ourselves, I'm Hellshadowreaper and this is Skylineboy2200"
"What's with the long names?" Harry asked whilst wondering what weird names they both had
"They're not our real names but aliases" Skylineboy2200 informed Harry as he could see the confusion in Harry's eyes.
"To make it easier on both you and us; call me Shadow and him Boy" the newly named Shadow told Harry
"I'm not going to be called Boy call me Skyline" the now named Skyline said as he glared at his friend.
"Ok so Shadow and Skyline why are you doing all this?"
"As we said before that since your life is shit we are going to help you by making your life a game" Skyline informed.
"A game" Questioned Harry
"Yep a game were the more stuff you do the more your level up and stronger you get" Shadow informed Harry then with a smirk he added "And the more badass you will become"
"What you mean by more 'Badass'?" Harry asked using air quotes around the word badass
"As you might of saw there are different statues in the unlock menu they are origins and power ups" Skyline told Harry as if he was answering Harrys question. "The origins are different starting points in the game they are simple things like being raised by someone else or to extreme things like being the son of Voldermort."
"WHAT!" Harry yelled in fear as he imaged that monstrosity as his father it made him feel sick.
"Yep, and the power ups are sort of the same thing but they change your power rather then you're your starting point, since they can be something like being a fire elemental to having power over the undead" Shadow continued were Skyline had left off, whilst ignoring Harrys pale look
As they finished talking, Harry regained colour in his face and he remembered the figure behind the glass case.
"What about the one called Godlike Harry?" Harry wondered
The two men looked at each other, both smiled then looked at Harry.
"That my dear boy is the Ultimate Harry; he is the most badass in the world" Skyline said whilst walking around Harry
"He has an insane healing factor that he can lost an arm and it will grow back in under 10 seconds" Shadow informed as he sat down on a chair he had summoned
"Unlimited power, max stats on all types of magic" Skyline said as he also sat down on a chair he summoned.
As Harry started to daydream of the possibilities of the power up Shadow decided it was time to make his dreaming crash and burn around him.
"But since you failed you can't have it" Shadow said as he grinned enjoying Harrys face-plant the floor once he woke back up from his dreaming.
Once Harry got back up he also sat on a chair Skyline summoned for him
"Ok so is there anything else that I need to know" Harry asked as he lent forward.
"Not much, just the pause menu, the different skills you can gain, and how to level up" Skyline said as he rubbed his chin in thought
"And the perks" Shadow reminded his friend
"Yes and the perks" nodded Skyline
"The perks?" Harry questioned
"Yes the perks are something that I added into the game; they allow you to have a different in the world" Shadow told Harry
"Such as" Harry inquired
"Well one of the perks is called Ladies Man"
"Ladies Man?"
"It allows you to have an easier time with women"
"That could have been useful this year but why can't it be to complete understand women?"
"Because in our internet knowledge we don't understand women"
"Don't you mean infinite"
"Sure that too" Shadow waved off Harry. "Anyway there are other perks all you need to do is access them through your start menu like before and it will bring you here no matter where you are."
"Right ok and how will I be able to get to the menu during my life I mean the game?"
"You haven't realised it yet? It's done by voice command." Skyline questioned in disbelief
Harry looks around thinking and putting the pieces together "ooh yeah"
"Also there is a manual that can only be read by you and to everyone else it will be the most boring book there ever seen." Shadow informed
"What about Hermione? She would read any book she could get her hands on"
"It looks like the twilight books" Shadow lied to see how he would react
"Please don't" begged Harry as he rapidly paled
"Ok, it will be a blank book to her" Skyline said as he had to hold in his laughter when he saw his horrified face.
"To activate it you just open it and press the red button, it will then freeze the world around you and bring you to the start menu" Shadow informed Harry.
"Now that's all sorted, we are going to send you back to when you were a baby s…." Skyline informed Harry before he was interrupted by said person.
"Why" Harry asked with a raised eyebrow.
"If you let me finish, I was going to say because then you can start from the beginning and gain you skills from the start." Skyline
"Oh" was the only thing Harry could say
As Harry stood there thinking through everything that had happened in his life and what the two men in front of him said, he realised that it was a good idea, even though he had to live with the Dursleys again.
"By the way, on a completely unrelated note once you get your Hogwarts letter, you can go to Gringotts Bank you can get emancipated and don't need to live with your relatives again" Shadow grinned to Harry as if reading his mind.
"Sign me up" grinned Harry
"Ok this may sting" warned Skyline
"How much?" Harry questioned in worry
"A lot" grimaced Shadow with a frown on his usually smiling face
As Harry eyes opened he noticed that he was small and in the arms of Dumbledore, that when he realised that he was a baby again. He then hear
"Is that where ….?" McGonagall said in a sad voice
"Yes he will have that scar forever" Dumbledore said in a grandfatherly tone
"No he won't" Shadow said in a sing-song voice
Harry eyes widened as he heard Shadows from the grey room voice in his head.
"Yes we're in your head but don't worry, we will only talk to you like this once or if we need to update the game" informed Skyline
"Good luck Harry" Dumbledore
"And so it begins" Shadow said in an ominous tone that sound like Dumbledore
"Where did you get a copy of Dumbledore's beard?" Skyline questioned in disbelief
"EBay" Shadow replied without missing a beat
All Harry heard in response to that was a loud smack sound and a mumbling of "of course", his last thought before he fall asleep was 'Why me'.
"Because you're Harry Potter" the two men said in unison
As his eyes closed he heard the start of very catchy intro.
[The Harry Potter theme tune]
Authors Notes
HSR: This is our first attendant at a story so if there is any spelling or grammar mistakes please let us know; also I'm dyslectic so please keep that in mind and Don't Flame.
SLB: Any advice would be helpful and we hope you enjoy the story.