Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Author's note: This is dedicated to SereniteRose.
Lavender Brown
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, both now 42 year old men, enter a bar in Ireland.
They don't know it, but the bar is a wizarding porno-bar.
Suddenly they understand this, when they see naked vampire sluts dance sexy on a stage on the other side of the room.
"Nice." says Ron, who is often horny for other women, despite having Hermione as his amazing wife.
"C'mon, man. You're married." says Harry.
"Yeah, but what Mione doesn't know won't hurt her." says Ron.
Ron isn't a loyal husband.
Most men wouldn't feel the need to do stuff on the side if they had a very beautiful sexy wife like Hermione, but for Ron she isn't enough.
"I like this place." says Ron as he take a seat by a table close to the stage.
"Here, sir." says a sexy waitress as she give Ron a large glass of ale.
"Thanks, babe." says Ron with a friendly smile.
Ron is about to pay for the ale, when the waitress stop him and mouth him a 'it's on the house' with a very slutty smile.
Ron's dick get hard in his brown baggy pants.
"Harry, the ladies here are bloody erotic." says Ron as Harry takes a seat by the table as well.
A waitress ( not the same as before ) gives him an ale.
"Thanks..." says Harry.
It is clear that the waitress is seductive and Harry doesn't like it.
Ginny is Harry's wife and he is 100 % loyal to her.
"Just take this chane to shag something else than my lil' sister, dude." says Ron.
"I do not plan to have sex with a prostitute." says Harry.
"These ladies aren't prostitutes, they're pleasure queens." says Ron.
"Gentlemen, keep your dicks hard for Miss Lavender Brown!" says an announcer.
Ron and Harry gasp in surprise at hearing that name.
Music starts to play ( sexy porn-music ) and a slutty woman walk out onto stage.
She look like a pornstar and she dance to the msuic.
"Hello, guys!" says the woman as she starts to slowly strip off her clothes.
Harry and Ron can both tell that it is the same lavender Brown they went to school with, despite the fact that she look quite different than they remember.
There are no signs of the scars that lavender recieved during the Battle of Hogwarts and her boobs are much bigger, being full DD-cup now.
She still has curly blonde hair that is a few inches longer than it used to be.
"Damn, she's turned sexy!" says Ron.
"Lavender sure has changed, but I'm not sure if it's for the better." says Harry.
"C'mon, would you love to take her to bed and shag her with all your force?" says Ron.
"No. I'm not a pervert, Ron." says Harry.
"I'd jump at the opoportunity to fuck her. I'm sure her pussy is very nice." says Ron.
"You're disgusting." says Harry.
Lavender dance sexy.
Suddenly she notice Harry and Ron.
Lavender recognize them clearly, even if they are older and much more manly these days than during their Hogwarts years.
She dance extra slutty, wanting to make Harry and Ron horny.
Lavender know that making Harry horny, might not work, but she also know that Ron probably would love to fuck her sexy pussy.
"I wonder what Ron's dick looks like. I hope it's big." thinks Lavender.
Yes, she did ´date Ron for a while at Hogwarts, but she never got to see his dick back and then and she is sure that his dick has become more macho since then anyways.
Her pussy is getting wet.
She continue her sexy strip-dance show, now being in only bra, panties and shoes.
She wink towards Harry and Ron.
It makes her happy that Ron notice it and smile.
Harry simply sit there, looking very serious and not interested in her at all.
"I wonder why Potter isn't horny..." thinks Lavender.
She briefly flash her pussy, in hope that this will attract Harry's attention.
Of course it does not, but Ron very much sees it.
"Hello, sir." says lavender as she walk over to Ron.
"Hello, babe." says Ron.
"Sexy seeing you tonight." says Lavender as she lean forward and look Ron straight deep into the eyes, seducing him.
"Uh...thanks." says Ron.
"Wait here for me, back in a few." says Lavender.
"Do not buy into her cheap sexual tricks." says Harry.
"I can deal with her and I'm going to have my fun." says Ron.
Lavender is back up on the stage, dancing sexy.
12 minutes later, Lavender, now wearing normal clothes, walk up to Ron and says "Come with me, I have room at the hotel enxt door. I wanna get fucked."
"Okay, Lavender." says Ron.
Ron follow Lavender.
Harry doesn't try to stop Ron, since he know that such an attempt would be a waste of time.
"Me is super-happy to see ye after all these years." whisper Lavender into Ron's ear.
"Thanks, Lavender. You've become damn sexy." says Ron.
"Awesome that ye think so, man." says Lavender.
Once they are in Lavender's room, Lavender takes off her clothes.
Ron takes off his trenchcoat, unbutton his pants and jerk his dick to full stiffness.
Lavender lean back on her bed and spread her legs.
Ron slide his dick into Lavender's pussy and starts to fuck her.
"Mmmm, your dick is so big! That's awesome!" moans Lavender.
"Yeah and your pussy is wet and cozy!" moans Ron in a deep manly voice.
"Yay!" moans a happy Lavender.
She love being fucked.
"Shag my vagina, Ron!" moans Lavender.
"As ye wish, baby!" moans Ron, fucking harder, using his thick firm dick to fuck Lavender's amazing pussy.
"Mmmm!" moans a very horny Lavender, who clearly love the way Ron fuck her.
Lavender is 100 % oversexual and wish she could be fuced 24 / 7 without breaks.
That is of course not possible, but it is her dream.
"You have a wonderful dick! Your dick is so hard, firm long and strong! Me love so much!" moans Lavender.
"Okay! Thanks!" moans Ron.
"Awww! What's it like to shag me?" moans Lavender.
"Bloody a amazing!" moans Ron.
"Thank you!" moans Lavender.
Ron fuck harder. This is so sexy for him. Never has a fuck with Hermione felt this erotic and wonderful.
"You're welcome, sexy bitch!" moans Ron, something he never dare to call his wife, even during sex.
"Yay!" moans Lavender, clearly being very okay with being called a sexy bitch.
"Indeed, woman!" moans Ron.
"Ron, you drill my pussy the way me love!" moans Lavender.
"Thanks, baby!" moans Ron, all horny.
"Yay! Sooooo sexy!" moans Lavender, all horny.
"Alright, woman! You're damn fuckable!" moans Ron.
"Thanks!" moans Lavender.
"Fuck!" moans Ron.
"Yay!" moans Lavender.
"You're a very slutty babe!" moans Ron.
"True!" moans Lavender.
"Holy shit, yes!" moans Ron.
"Mmmm, soooo sexy!" moans Lavender.
"Yeah!" moans Ron.
"Mmmm!" moans Lavender.
69 minutes later.
Ron fuck faster and harder.
Lavender love it.
"Mmmm!" moans Lavender.
"Fuck, yeah!" moans Ron.
"Cum in me, please!" moans Lavender.
"Okay...holy shit...yes!" moans Ron as he push his dick as deep into Lavender's pussy as possible and cum a lot.
"Mmmm, soooooo sexy!" moans Lavender as she get a big cozy orgasm.
"Indeed. You're much better than Mione is." says Ron as he slowly pull out his dick from Lavender's pussy.
"Thank you, Ron." says Lavender.
"Seems like it was good for you as well." says Ron.
"It was amazing. One of the best fucks I've ever had, for sure." says Lavender.
"Okay. Nice." says Ron.
"You mentioned that I am a better fuck than Hermione. Are you and her still a couple?" says Lavender.
"She's my wife, but she's not enough for me when it comes to sex." says Ron.
"Oh..." says Lavender.
"Yeah." says Ron.
"I can not imagine Hermione doing anything sexual at all." says Lavender.
"She actually like sex quite a bit, but she cannoy satisfy me on her own." says Ron.
"Hermione always seemed like an uptight woman who was asexual." says lavender.
"That's the image she portray to the world, but in private she is not. Mione walk around in only bra and panties at home on her days off from work and she even fart around the house sometimes." says Ron.
"Nice." says Lavender.
"I guess..." says Ron.
Ron put his dick back inside his pants, grab his coat and walk back downstairs to Harry.
"Man, that was a great fuck. Lavender sure is a sexual queen." says Ron.
"I don't want to know." says Harry.
"Okay. Sorry." says Ron.
"You should stop cheating on Hermione all the time." says Ron.
"She isn't enough." says Ron.
"At least use protection then." says Harry.
"No, thanks. I love to cum in pussy." says Ron.
"It's really sad that you've become a pervert." says Harry.
"I'm not a pervert." says Ron.
"Sorry, but you are. I wish you'd be loyal to Hermione." says Harry.
"That's what I want, trust me, but she isn't enough in bed, man." says Ron.
"Do you only care about sex?" says Harry.
"Not only, but sex is important to me." says Ron.
"Sex can be fun, but I am loyal to Ginny. She's more than enough for me." says Harry.
"Too much information, Harry. She's my sister." says Ron.
"I only shag my wife. You should do the same with yours." says Harry.
"Mione is hot, but she cannot keep up with what I need." says Ron.
"Talk to her about it. Hermione's fairly open-minded. I'm sure the two of you can work something out." says Harry.
"I don't wanna upset her." says Ron.
"You're a grown man and she's your wife. You should be able to be open with her about everything." says Harry.
"Harry, you know Mione as well as I do. She can be creepy when she doesn't get things her way." says Ron.
"Perhaps so, but she's a good person. She only does what she believe is for people's best." says Harry.
"Do ye really think so, man?" says Ron.
"Yes, Ron." says Harry.
"Okay then. I'll talk to her tomorrow." says Ron.
"Nice. Good luck." says Harry.
The next day.
"Mione, you're sexy, but I need more than you can give. I've been fucking other sluts on the side for over 2 years now." says Ron.
"Ronald Weasley, I am your wife! How can you? Don't shag other women in secret, ye damn perv!" says Hermione in anger.
She point her want at Ron's pants, looking as if she's ready to cast a curse to destroy his dick.
It unfortunately seems that Ron was right and Harry was wrong. Hermione is very angry about the fact that Ron has sex with other women.
"I'll stop if you let me fuck you more." says Ron.
"I can't. You fuck too hard most of the time. My vagina get sore and I do not like that." says Hermione.
"I'll buy a bottle of fuck-lube." says Ron.
"No. Fuck gentle." says Hermione.
"I can try and use the word 'pussy' instead, sounds more sexy than 'vagina'. Okay?" says Ron.
"Vagina is the correct word, Ron. Pussy is a dirty term." says Hermione.
"Forgive me, babe." says Ron.
"No and don't refer to me as 'babe'. My name's Hermione." says Hermione.
"Please..." says Ron.
Ron unzip his jeans and starts to jerk off.
He think he can make his wife calm down, but he is wrong.
"Instantea penal impotensus de la nega." says Hermione as she cast a spell on Ron's dick, making it limp and soft.
The spell is a curse that prevents Ron from getting a boner.
"No...!" says Ron.
"I lift the spell once you regret being a horny perverted man and such." says Hermione, being very angry.
55 minutes later.
"Harry, Mione got all mad and she cursed my dick. I cannot get hard now." says Ron.
"I'm sorry. I truly thought Hermione would be much more understanding." says Harry.
"She's not. You should've seen how angry she was." says Ron.
"Ron, do what she want and she'll undo the curse." says Harry.
"I'll try." says Ron.
"You better do so if you want her to give you the sexual ability back, man." says Harry.
2 weeks later.
"Mione, please undo thr spell..." says Ron.
"Use my full name." says Hermione.
"Hermione...please..." says Ron.
"Okay, fine. Restorium penal aclentius arkenda." says Hermione, casting a counter-curse, giving Ron's dick its power back.
"I'm sorry..." says Ron as he goes down on his knees like a weak shy boy in front of his sexy powerful wife.
"You're forgiven, but if you ever shag a lady on the side again I'll destroy your dick for all damn eternity." says Hermione with a sexy sassy smile.
Ron stand up again and says "I understand, Mione."
"Full name for now, thanks." says Hermione.
"Alright, Hermione." says Ron.
4 hours later.
"She undid the stupid curse on my dick." says Ron.
"Good." says Harry.
"Yeah." says Ron.
"I hope you've learned to not cheat on your wife." says Harry.
Suddenly someone knock on the door to Ron's office.
Ron open the door and sees Lavender Brown.
"Hello, Ron. I cannot forget about your dick." says Lavender in a slutty tone.
"Don't allow her to seduce you." says Harry.
Unfortunately Ron is too focused on Lavender to listen to his friend.
"I'm gonna give you a handjob." says Lavender as she slide a hand down into Ron's baggy sweatpants, grab his dick and starts to slowly jerk him off with her gentle sexy hand.
"This is not a show I'd like to see." says Harry and then disapparate away.
"Your dick is the biggest one I've ever jerked. I can barely get my little hand around it." says Lavender, being childish and sexual at the same time.
"Okay, thanks!" moans Ron.
"Awww, so sweet." says Lavender, all slutty and sexy.
Lavender jerk harder and Ron love it.
"Damn, yeah!" moans Ron, all horny.
45 minutes later.
"Holy shit, yes! Here I cum!" moans Ron as he cum a lot.
"Wow! So much white creamy cum." says Lavender.
"Thanks." says Ron.
2 weeks later, Ron divorce Hermione.
Hermione's heart get broken over this, since even though Ron was far from the best hsuband, she still love him.
Ron marry Lavender instead and they have a lot of kinky porno-sex everyday.
This ends Ron's friendship with Harry and Hermione, who both think that Ron made a very bad choice by making Lavender his new wife.
"Harry, how could Rom dump me?" says Hermione.
"It seems like he didn't understand what he had." says Harry.
"I wish he was still my husband." says Hermione.
"You'll get over it. Ginny and I are there for you, if you need to talk." says Harry.
"Good. thanks." says Hermione.
"No problem, Hermione." says Harry.
"I don't get why Ron became such an egocentric perv." says Ginny.
"I've no idea either." says Harry.
"The rest of us Weasleys aren't like that. Where did he get it from?" says Ginny.
"It's a mystery." says Hermione.
"Mione, you can do Legilimency now, right? Use it on Ron and find out what he think." says Ginny.
"Amazing suggestion, Ginny. I'll do that once I have the Minister's authorization." says Hermione.
"You don't need any formal authorization to stare into Ron's mind. And if you would need it, I could give you that in my capacity as Head of the Auror Department." says Harry.
"Okay." says Hermione with a cute smile.
2 weeks later.
Hermione knock on the door to Ron's office.
"Who's there?" says Ron's voice from inside the room.
"Hermione." says Hermione.
"The uptight one. Okay...come in." says Ron.
Hermione enter Ron's office.
"Calm down, Ron." says Hermione as she use Legilimency to penetrate Ron's mind and see all his secrets that he hide from her.
She discover that Ron and Lavender are happy together, since both of thema re horny sex-crazy pervs. Hermione can also see that Ron didn't ever truly love her and only wanted her because she looked so sexy and he thought she was an easy shag for him.
Hermione also find out that Ron still wanna like her as a friend, but she cannot be friends again after he cheated on her the way he did.
"I've seen all I need to know." says Hermione as she leave Ron's mind.
Ron feel a bit dizzy as a result of Hermione breaking into his deepest secrets against his will, but she didn't do any damage to his mind.
He is just dizzy because Hermione penetrated his mind against his will.
It is common for people to get a bit dizzy when someone use Legilimency on them when they don't want it.
"Mione..." says Ron.
"You've lost your right to call me that, Ronald." says Hermione.
"Ron, not Ronald, damn it...!" says Ron in anger.
"Bye." says Hermione as she leave the room and slam the door shut on the way out.
Ron drink some ale to clam down his mind after having it penetrated by Hermione.
"Shit, the bitch used Legilimency on me..." mumbles Ron in anger.
He didn't enjoy it.
3 hours later.
Ron enter Harry's office.
"Mione used Legilimency on me. Isn't that a crime?" says Ron.
"No. It's not. And I gave her my okay to use it." says Harry.
"What?" says Ron.
"Ron, you heard me. And now, leave my office. That's an order." says Harry.
"Eat some old stinky German asshole." says Ron and then leave Harry's office.
"I'd rather not, thank ye." says Harry.
2 weeks later.
"Ron's even more of a perv than I thought. I looked into his mind and saw that he never had true love for me. The only reason he married me was because I seemed like a cheap easy shag to him." says Hermione.
"That's sad. I feel ashamed to be his sister now." says Ginny.
"I understand. I'd feel the same if I were you." says Hermione.
"Thanks. I gotta tell the rest of my family what a bad person Ron has become." says Ginny.
"Yeah. They deserve to know." says Hermione.
Ginny and Hermione drink tea and eat burgers.
"I'll tell them tomorrow." says Ginny.
"Okay." says Hermione.
"Yeah." says Ginny.
"I wonder why Ron turned from the good wizard he used to be into a lazy egocentric perv." says Hermione.
"Don't know." says Ginny.
"At least he's found someone now. I saw that he actually really love Lavender." says Hermione.
"Weird. In school Ron rejected her in favor of being with you and now he marry her." says Ginny.
"It is indeed very weird, yes." says Hermione.
"True." says Ginny.
The End.