Harry looked down at his feet. His eyes were fixed on his feet. George 's face was covered in blood, it trickled down his chin. The door of their compartment had been forced to let them pass. A Sweet voice echoed throughout the room .

Harry said, "Dumbledore politely yelped one thing that was much more clearly."

Harry answered, "broken windows became icy ."

George said nothing. All he wanted was some bacon. Hermione looked at each of them. "It seemed that he had been looking for a way out of his mouth." She reasoned.

As she said this, no one seemed to care that Ron had eaten her hair. " What is the horrid smell?!" Cried George.

They searched the room only to find that Dobby had lost his lunch on the Gryffindor carpet once again.

The floor of Snape was trying not to laugh as Harry Potter was saying that Snape 's nose was long and he wore a dress. Ron snickered and Hermione looked revolted, although she too could not contain her laughter. The door to the dungeon opened and Snape finally arrived at Potions class, miserable as ever. Sounding dead inside, he spoke, "Today, I shall teach you the power of spoons. " Snape then went on a long rant about how you should never go to a bar with Hagrid for the entire f #$ing class. The students left the dungeons without learning a damn thing!

Snape's day could not get any worse. First, his dog died and then he ran out of mustard. He could not stop farting and the other teachers had begun to notice. Dumbledore had eaten his hot dog and told him he smelled of vomit. The old git then left without wishing him a happy birthday. The one good thing was that Snape had finally got revenge on Harry Potter for pulling down his pants in front of the entire f #$ing school. Snape had cast a spell on Harry that gave him explosive diarrhea. Harry had to miss Quidditch practice and spend his entire Saturday in the toilet.

The room was full of golden plates. His wand once more loudly than ever before screamed. He looked around at the surrounding walls and ceiling above. Harry Potter has seen things that would make your eyes pop out, but this was ridiculous. The door opened and Hermione, together with Ron entered. "What the bloody hell is this?" Ron exclaimed. Hermione whispered beneath his cloak, "Shut up you git." throwing down his crooked nose. Hagrid happily skipped past them to play with fluffy. Harry looked at Ron with a most unconvincing smile on his face and opened a jar of mayonnaise. "easter failed to affect your stupidity." Harry declared, throwing the jar at Ron's head. "Next time don't talk out of your bum." dumbledore quietly approved. He then turned himself into a turtle and teleported himself to New Mexico.

Hermione looked scandalized that Harry could barely breathe properly around the walls of hogwarts. "How are we gonna clear all these dishes?" She asked. Hermione had managed to find them again earnestly which was perfectly plain. Harry looked at Hermione with a feeling of great interest. Harry waved his wand and the dishes vanished. Ron and Hermione cheered. Lupin stood there in the dark quite pleased. Nothing more could happen. The golden trio decided to retire for the day, but not before Ron let out the loudest fart Hogwarts had ever heard. It smelled so bad that Mcgonagall had to leave Hogwarts forever. Molly Weasley was not pleased in the slightest. To make matters worse for poor Ron, Fred and George stole his wallet so they could buy all the chocolate frogs and sweets they could eat.

Then Voldemort killed everyone and the castle exploded.

And I lived happily ever after.

The End.