The A to Z of Harry Potter.
I'm marking who said what with HGP for Hermione Potter , RW for Ron, HP for Harry and others you'll know right.
Hermione was sitting down getting ready for the interview with ReaderofDramione. ReaderofDramione had come early. Harry and Ron were there too and Hogwarts students and staff passed them by without a glance.
"Please begin, Harry, Hermione and Ron. Just know I'm writing this down to be posted on Fanfiction."
They nodded.
"A is for Academics." HGP
"Mione!! No one likes academics!!" RW
"I do!!" HGP
"Sorry Mione, I meant no one other than you." RW
Hermione glared at him.
"B is for Blast-Ended Skrewts." HP
"Hagrid was a right nutter to bring them in!" RW
Everyone silently agreed.
"C is for Crumple-Horned Snorkacks" Luna said.
"Bloody hell Luna! They don't exist." RW
" Ronald!! Language!" HGP
Ron just shrugged
"D is for Divination." HP
"Divination is so damn stupid. Unfogging the future, my arse!" HGP
"Hermione!! Language!" RW while being VERY VERY SMUG.
"E is for Enemies" HGP
"Yeah, we have tons! Malfoy, Moldyshorts, Ginny, Goyle, Crabbe, Parkinson, Davis, Greengrass, Flint" HP
"So the whole of Slytherin eh?"HGP
Harry nodded.
"That causes inter-house tension." ReaderofDramione
"How did you guys become enemies with Gin?"RW
Flashback
Hermione kissed Harry again. They had just become soul-bonded and they were happy, snogging each other and doing telepathy. But Ginny was really angry. She was obsessed with Harry and had even wrote Ginny Potter on scraps. And when she saw them snogging, she tipped over the edge. She decided to use potions to get her Harry away from the bint. Ginny put love Potions in Harry's pumpkin juice and he drank it unknowingly. Harry and Hermione excused themselves to throw up in Myrtles toilet. Due to the soulbond, potions would never work on them. Soon once they were married, Ginny tried to kill Hermione and failed and ended up in Azkaban.
End Flashback
"F is for Family"HP
"G is for G.O.M which stands for Gitty Old Manipulator. Which happens to be Dumbledore."HGP
" Why is he that?"RW
"Do you know the reason Ginny is so obsessed with Harry?" HGP
Ron shook his head.
"He embedded the obsession into her brain."
Ron was slowly going to explode.
" H is for Hogwarts."HP
Hermione smiled at her husband.
"I is for Idiots" HP
"Which include?" HGP
"The whole of Slytherin and Ron."
"Hey! I'm not an idiot!" RW got ignored
"J is for J.K Rowling. She has put Harry as a moody guy and how the hell does Harry and Ginny get together?? Ginny is a complete fangirl and suddenly Harry is infatuated with her. It's called being absolutely bloody stupid."HGP
"K is for Killing Curses" HP
"Honestly I don't understand why he doesn't use anything else! All he does is use the AK all day." HGP
"Mione how am I supposed to know what a psychopathic murderer thinks like.?" HP
He got ignored and glared at by HG
"L is for Light" HP
"Light cos Dumbledore fights for light by just stunning Death Eaters and they just get revived and it is so stupid--" HGP
"Wait a second you can rant after we finish." HP
HG glared again.
"M is for the Ministry"HP
"Damn the Ministry!" RW
"N is for Norberta." Hagrid
They all smiled at that.
"O is for O.W.Ls" McGonagall with a large smile. Hermione was also smiling. Very largely.
"Hermione stop smiling!" HP
" Why?"
"Cos, I want to continue with this!" HP
"P is for Parents"
"When I met yours Mione, I was scared" HP
Flashback
Hermione was going to introduce him to her parents. She knocked on their door after they had moved back to Devon. 2 people answered, one with a stern expression and the other with a kind one.
"Young man, who are you?" asked the man
"Harry Potter, my boyfriend." answered Hermione.
" I am John Granger and my wife here is..."
"Amber Granger, but dont call me and John, Mr and Mrs Granger. It makes us feel old."
John led Harry to his study and had a long talk about Hermione.
End Flashback
"Q is for Quidditch!!" RW
"Quidditch is very heavenly ReaderofDramione. Its soo cool, we get fly with exhilaration." RW
"That's not how you use exhilaration properly in a sentence." HGP
"Yeah, yeah. But I need to tell ReaderofDramione about Quidditch!!" RW
One long talk about Quidditch later...
"R is for Rings" HP
Flashback
Hermione was blindfolded and was led by Harry to the Room of Requirement and once in Harry proposed to her and slipped a goblin made silver ring with 2 diamond hearts with a green and chocolate brown centre in the middle kissing. Hermione started crying.
"Mione? You ok?? Should I get a different one?"
"I'm crying tears of JOY you numskull!"
End Flashback
"S is for S.P.E.W" HGP
"More commonly known as spew." whispered RW. Harry knew he risked his life by saying that. Hermione looked at him disapprovingly.
"T is for Transfiguration." McGonagall said as she passed them, herding the firsties.
"U is for Umbitch sorry Umbridge. " HGP and then kissed Harry for the terrible torture given by Umbitch.
"Stop that kissy nonsense!! If you guys are gonna snog do it elsewhere!" RW
"V is for Voldemort."
"Ah well , you didn't want to put him here but that's life and now he's dead he cant bother you now!" RW
'W is for Vrackspurts!" Krum said.
"What? You believe in her?" asked RW
"She is my Fiancee." VK
"Ok weird."RW
"X is for Xenophilius Lovegood." HGP
" Who? NargleGirls dad? Why? He attacked and lured the Death Eaters to us." RW
"Because Luna was captured!" HGP
" But still!" RW
"I wonder when my explanations would truly work." HGP said, exasperated
"Y is for.. for... um I dont know." HP
"Z is for Zonko's" F and GW.
The end.
Hope you enjoyed this. It just popped into my head. Sorry for not updating my story Back To You. I have Writers Block or something so my deep apologies. Thank you Guest for helping me make this story better by allowing people who like Ginny and Dumbles to skip this. Soooooooo thanks a lot.
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