Prolog
"Whaaaaa happened?" I woke up in the middle of the forest hanging from some rope. I looked down and I see a bubbly green acid in a coldron under me. I, Precious Periwinkle, do not deserve stuff like this! I continue to look around and I saw an ugly man with a face on the back of his head. "Omg what are you" i screamed. I knew about magic but I was still shocked because he was really ugly.
The man turned and I saw his back-face. "I am Voldemort and you will die soon. Quirel, should I use avada kadavra or lower her in acid."
"Do both! Do both" Quirel squeeled.
Voldy screamed "Avada Kadavra" but he aimed poorly and he hit some potion ingredients next to me. They fell in the coldron as my rope snapped. I fell in the newly mixed potion and realized it was a beauty potion.
As I jumped out of the coldron, I realized that the beauty potion made me look incredible. Voldy and Q were staring at me, drooling and not able to fight because I looked too good. I grabbed my wand and ran back home before they come to their senses.
Later at home, my parents were staring at me as well. Nobody could tear there eyes away from me. I was so happy for myself because I was going to Hogwarts tomorrow and everyone would love me. I went to sleep and dreamt of what would happen next.