Harry was eating pie on top of his aunt's head when A NINJA ATTACKKED!
AND THEN A NAZI CAME!
AND THEN AN EVIL POTS AND PANS ROBOTS SHOT HIM WITH A LAZE!
"HARRY, I'M PREGNAN!" Ron yelled, skipping merrily over to im.
"YEAH, I'M GOING TO HAVE A SON!" yelled Harry.
"I'mhaving a daughter…"
Harry's eye twitched. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DIE!" he yelled, taking out a gun and shotting Hargis.
"YOU KILLED ME!"
Ron yelled/
"I know, I;'m sorry…"
"let's get a pizza!"
"Yeah!"
Inside the school…
Hermionie was trying to lead the school choir with her amazing/terriable singing voice.
"YOU SUCK!" yelled Dumbledor as he threw a book at her and ra out thewindow, back to his home…the strip club.
"YAY!" Hermionie scream as she had a sezior.
"NOT ON MY WATCH!" yelled ron who broke down the door….with….his…..watch…or something….
"OMG! IT"S HARRY!" Herionie yelled.
"WHERE?!" Harry and Ron said in unison.
But Herionie only smiled as she jumped out the window.
"….I LOVE YOU HARRY!" Ron screamed.
"I love you too! Let's have a wedding and get a divorce."
OKAY!" Ron yelled as the two of them skipped out the door holding….legs….
Heromoine twithed.
"HE STOLE MY :OVE!" she yelled, estiong her sock.
"NOOOOOOOO" said----
THE END