"I've cast all of the necessary charms, and this is as good a hiding place as any we'll find, so now there's only one thing left to do." said Hermione

"Why are we doing this again?" asked Ron, who had not been listening earlier when Hermione had explained her plan.

Hermione sighed "Honestly Ronald, do you ever listen? This bag is considerably easier to hide than a tent, so, we're all going to get inside and hide it. They'll never find us! And if anyone finds the bag, the extension charm I've used is undetectable, so no one will be any the wiser."

"Right...of course...that makes sense... " Ron muttered. "How long is this for?"

"It's only until we can figure out where the other horcruxes are, and what to do about them."

"Only, she says, such a simple task, only until we find the extremely well protected horcruxes of the most powerful dark wizard ever, having no idea where to start and no plan to destroy them if we do find them."

"Oh Ron, don't be such a-"

"He's got a point y'know Hermione" interrupted Harry.

Hermione sighed "I know Harry, but we'll work something out."

Harry stepped into the bag and disappeared.

"Are you alright Harry?" Ron called down.

"Yes!" he replied, his voice sounding distant. There was a pause, then Harry said "Um...Hermione...was it really necessary to bring an entire library?"

"Well, I thought it would be better to be prepared just in case we needed anything. You, of all people should understand." Hermione replied, sheepishly. "Anyway, we're wasting time, get in, Ron!"

Ron sighed, before stepping into the bag then. He too disappeared. Hermione listened, waiting for a sign that he'd made it down safely. There was a crash. "What has he done?" she asked, wearily.

"He's knocked over a bookshelf" Harry replied, nervously, hoping she wouldn't be angry. It was laughable really, he could face dragons and dark wizards fearlessly, but a teenage girl could scare him half to death.

"For goodness sake." she sighed. It had taken her ages to stack all those books. "Well, you'd better pick it up, then hadn't you?" Almost immediately, there was an incantation, and the sound of what could only have been hundreds of books flying back onto the shelf. Hermione looked around one last time to check that everything was in order and stepped into the bag. She waved her wand and zipped it closed as she fell through the darkness before landing next to Harry. "Why are you standing around in the dark?" she chided, turning the lights on with a flick of her wrist (she had had the forethought to bring them, as she'd been planning this for months).

"Bloody hell!" remarked Ron, looking around him at the cavernous inside of Hermione's beaded bag. "You've brought everything!"

"Of course I have." snapped Hermione, slightly offended that he had doubted her.

"Where's the kitchen?" Harry joked, with a mocking grin.

"That way, behind the library." Hermione pointed, completely serious. "but don't you want to see the bedrooms first? They're over here" Ron had already wandered off to explore so Harry followed Hermione in astonishment.

A/N

Thanks for reading. I know this chapter is quite short, but it just felt like it should end here. This was originally meant as a one shot, but I have ideas for other chapters if you want to read them. Please leave a review as I love hearing from you.

Please don't take this too seriously, it was meant as a joke. I hope you like it.

This started as a joke with my friend and I actually wrote it before Fantastic Beasts came out, so it was a bit of a coincidence that this is similar to the case in the movie.

I have just gone back and edited this story, as this was written in a hurry and I clearly hadn't proofread it well enough.