Teasing Marco

LuffyGirl here!

Surprise! I'm here with a completely random story that was made up by me and Tray D. Shiela ^-^ I was thinking of cheesy ways to flirt with Marco and I turned it into a story. Although, halfway though, it turns into 'Teasing Thatch'. Actually, Idk what the hell happened halfway through this but I laughed SO HARD when I re-wrote this X'D

Oh and this takes place in the One Piece world and Ace just joined the crew hence why he's confused and asks questions.

Summary: Thatch lamely flirts with Marco and Ace has questions. (This is literally one of the most random things I've ever written)

Disclaimer: One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda :)

"Hey, Marco!" Thatch greeted as he casually slid in to sit next to his lover. "I've seen a lot of fruit but you're the best fineapple I've ever seen!"

Marco groaned annoyed while Izo and Haruta let out a small chuckle but Ace was confused. Since when were Marco and Thatch a couple? Or was Thatch just teasing like he always does?

"Marco, since you're a doctor feel free to give me a checkup anytime!" Thatch winked.

Marco rolled his eyes and tried to move away but Thatch put an arm around his shoulders.

"Forget diamonds being a girl's best friend. Your Phoenix form shines so bright I want you to be my fiancé!"

Izo and Haruta laughed while Ace was surprised to see Marco blush. Huh. Who knew Marco got flustered so easily? Apparently Thatch did and he was a doing a damn good job at it.

Thatch looked into Marco's eyes. "Why stare at the ocean blue when I can stare at your beautiful blue eyes all day?" He said dreamily making Marco look away and blush more.

"Aw, how sweet!" Haruta teased as Izo laughed with them.

O.k, Ace had no idea Marco and Thatch were a couple but he had to admit, this was quality entertainment and forget good, Thatch was doing a damn great job at flustering Marco.

"Your eyes shine brighter than a thousand stars. You're beautiful. Marry me." Thatch said in one go and by now Marco was as red as a tomato and tried to hide his face in his hands.

Meanwhile, Izo and Haruta were having a blast and Ace now had a few questions and now deemed Thatch did a damn awesome job at flustering Marco.

"You've been speechless this whole time, Marco. That's o.k, being speechless is a fine quality when it comes to making out." Thatch kissed Marco's cheek and if said person could turn any redder he would.

Ace took this chance to speak.

"How long have you two been a couple?"

"Long enough to make him fluster easily." Thatch answered although it wasn't really an answer.

"For a few years now." Izo spoke up. "Although, these dorks waited to song long I'm surprised they became anything at all."

"Hey! These things take time!"

"You guys have been friends for more than twenty years! Even I knew you guys liked each other before you dummies did! In fact, more than half the crew knew!"

"Who're you calling dumb?! And don't you people have lives?!"

Haruta shook their head as Izo and Thatch bickered and then looked at Marco who still had his hands covering his face. "Welp, guess Thatch managed to shut him down. Guess he won't mind if I take his plate then." Haruta grabbed Marco's plate and ate what was left on it.

Meanwhile, Ace watched as Izo and Thatch bickered and then looked at poor Marco. Ace couldn't help but wonder…

"They must have some literal cool sex." Ace said lowly but then heard a noise.

He looked up to see Haruta choking on there food and Izo was hitting there back and Thatch stared at Ace in shock. Marco might as well not exist at this point.

"… You guys heard what I said, huh?" Whoops. He really didn't think they heard him.

Haruta finally managed to gasp and breathe and Izo looked at Ace. "What the hell, man?! You almost killed Haruta!"

"I did nothing! And nobody told them to take Marco's food! And it was just a statement!"

After they recovered, Haruta looked at Ace. "Is it though?"

… …

Everyone (except Marco) looked at Thatch.

"… What?"

"Have you two…? You know…?" Haruta growled annoyed when they saw the growing smile on Thatch's face. "You know what I'm talking about don't make me say it!" They scolded throwing a fork at him which he dodged and it hit some other unfortunate crew mate.

"What a waste of a good fork."

"Answer the question!"

"Yes."

"Yes what?"

"To whatever you want to know."

"About the statement or…?"

Thatch shrugged and this time Haruta threw food at Thatch who dodged it and it hit another unfortunate crewmate.

"You're gonna lose dessert later-"

"Answer the questions!" Haruta scolded again.

"There are children here!"

"I'm over eighteen!" Ace said.

"I was talking about Haru-"

"Finish that sentence and I will use your worst nightmare against you again." Haruta dared. "And this time it will not be an accident."

"… So you guys want answers, right?" Thatch asked as if the conversation never stopped. "Yes, we have. There. I answered the question. Happy?"

"Well… That's not what I was wondering." Ace answered.

"Then what… … Wait, what the hell are you thinking?!"

"What the hell are you thinking?!"

"What the hell are you both thinking?!" Izo scolded knowing where this was going. He did not want to picture what he thought where this was going.

"You're really gonna make me say it, huh? Has, uh… Marco ever… Have his flames ever… activated… during…? Stop smiling! You know what I'm asking!" Ace said annoyed when he saw Thatch smiling.

"Well, seeing how Marco is broken for the rest of the day, I might as well say it. Sometimes his flames will activate accidentally when… um…" Thatch blushed. "When he loses control. I… kind of like it and the flames don't burn so… It's, uh…" Thatch blushed harder and cleared his throat. "It's nice. … Haruta what're you doing?"

Haruta looked up from writing something. "… Blackmail."

Izo snatched the paper from them earning a 'Hey!' and spoke. "I think it's sweet. But like Ace said, that's some literal cool sex."

"Speaking of cool," Ace looked at Marco. "Is he still alive?"

"If he's not now, he will be later." Thatch answered not worried at all as he grabbed Marco as if he were a statue and began walking away. However, he turned back around and spoke seriously. "Oh and if any of you guys tell anyone what I told you, Haruta, you're all getting the worst prank I can think of. And if that doesn't work I'm taking away your personal dessert privileges." He then smiled brightly like normal. "See you guys later!"

"Damnit, so much for blackmail." Haruta said to themselves.

"I always forget how scary Thatch can be sometimes." Izo said. "And I always think I'm scary."

"… Seriously, is Marco still alive?" Ace asked a little worried.

Poor Marco, Thatch broke him XD

I hope you liked it Tray D. Sheila XD

At first Izo and Haruta weren't supposed to be there but I added them in to make it more fun. I wanted this to be very light and random. I also wanted to experiment with the two as I haven't been writing them a lot.

Thank You guys for reading :)