"Would you just shut up! I'm trying to tell you something with deep personal meaning to me. It's hard trying not to sound cliched, over-rated, and not saying all that hackneyed words ok?"
"Sure thing, just don't tell me you have STD."
"No you blithering idiot. I'm trying to say I love you but you won't shut up!"
"What? You love me?"
"No moron. It's hard to explain without sounding so stoned. I like you in a way that is way beyond platonic. Like Movie Love."
"So you do love me?"
"Obviously, no platonic relationship have what I feel. You're not my best friend anymore. I like you in a way that's not platonic or just 'like' and perhaps can even be called incest."
"If you call yours incest, I don't know what to call mine. Which by the way, is way worse and way too unplatonic. So you love me?"
"Fuck you, moron."
"I'll add insult to injury then. You're like a hot cocoa on a winter's day. A cool breeze during a hot summer. I'm your Romeo and you are my Juliet. Mamma Mia! How can I resist you? You're the air I breathe in, you're the inspration!"
"What the hell does that mean?"
"You're the smart one, figure it out."
"Sodding hell you love me then?"
"Yes, obviously."
"So why the add insult to injury jibe?"
"Hell, cliche or not what we say will always sound stupid to our ears or lame. Cos' believe it or not those phrases are true we just refuse to listen to it cos' it's so over-rated."
"So what does that take us Casanova?"
"Well typically people like us are calle girlfriend and boyfriend but since you're so bent on not being typical, I'll call you fag and you call me lesbo."
"Don't be an arse. So we're together?"
"I was under the impression that we are. If the boyfriend and girlfriend thing is any indication."
"If we are then, take out all the photos of your ex'es you keep bragging to the other guys."
"What photos?"
"Jack arse, it's the one in your locker. You even told me you take it out and stare at it to make your day. But now, take it out of your locker."
"Can't."
"Why the hell not?"
"No trash bin."
"Well just throw it out. I don't like it. Throw it anywhere."
"I do. And I thought you would as well."
"You're serious? You're even worse than I am in relationships. I don't like it of course! So throw it out make your girl happy you sodding prick."
"Such a potty mouth. Ok then, there goes 250 pictures of us."
"What?"
"What? It's our photos since kindergarten that I liked. I lied. It's not any of my ex'es. It's ours but you want them out so out they go."
"No! Keep it. I don't want my lesbo to be unhappy anyway."
"Now that's MY girl."
"Possessive?"
"Nope, just claiming."
"Good cos' it's yours."
"As mine is yours."
"Love you lesbo."
"Love you fag."
ALL: FUCKING FINALLY!