So here's for the guest who wanted to see Six's reaction to his pants getting dunked in the East River, which is disgusting by the way. Don't ask me how I know.
Leader of the Pack
"You okay, Six?"
"Fine. Why?"
"You look more sour that usual. What's wrong?... Are you still upset about your pants?"
"It was my favorite pair."
"Seriously? How can you tell? Every pair you have is the same."
"No, every pair fits slightly differently. Those were the most comfortable."
"Don't be too hard on Rex. Afterall he did stop Van Kleiss and it was pretty clever of him to use the East River to wash away the soil from Abysus."
"Yes, just next time he needs to do it in his own pants."
"You should just get him his own suit."
"What for? He doesn't go out formally enough to waste that kind of money. Plus he wouldn't know how to take care of a proper suit."
"So teach him."
"That was not part of the job description."
"Well, neither is putting up with bad pick up lines but we all have our crosses to bear."
"Holiday, this is not the same thing…"
"Listen Six, you're going to have to buy him a suit or get use to having yours pilfered."
"He doesn't even fit my clothes."
"Not the point is it?"
"Why doesn't he go steal Calan's clothes?"
"Well, Six I think it's because subconsciously he wants to emulate you… that, and have you seen what Calan wears?"
"His clothes are… more casual."
"It's all cowboy style complete with a bolo tie and a ten gallon hat."
"There are other people around…"
"Six, no one dresses like you do."
"What is that suppose to mean?"
"You dress like you're about to go into a board meeting."
"What's wrong with that?"
"Nothing… if you're actually going into a board meeting, but you're not. You're out with a hot headed teenager rounding up EVOs."
"And why would wearing a suit hinder that?"
"I suppose you can wear whatever you want in a fight. But it doesn't hurt that you picked something that makes you look good."
…
"Are you… blushing?"
"No."
"You are! Because I said you look good in a suit?"
"I'm not blushing. It's warm in here."
"Doth lady protest too much, methinks."
"Are you quoting Macbeth at me?"
"No, Hamlet. Don't try to change the subject. You looked almost human there, Agent Six and you do look very sharp in your always-the-same green suit."
"It's not all the same."
"Mmm-hmmm. Whatever you say."
"I think we are done with this conversation. I have to go… Why are you laughing? It's not funny."
"Oh, Six it's hilarious. If I knew I could run you off with compliments I'd have tried that a long time ago."
"I'm leaving."
" I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't really want you to leave. It's just fun to get a reaction from you."
"I'm so happy I could amuse you."
"Don't be snarky. It's been a long few days what with worrying about what Van Kleiss is up to, then Rex's disappearance, and then the hostage situation. I think we're allowed to have a breather."
"There's no rest for the wicked."
"Are you implying that I'm wicked or you're wicked?"
"You can figure that out yourself. I'm going to find Rex."
"Please go easy on him. It is your own fault you got locked in your room and had your suit borrowed."
"How is that my fault?"
"Well, if you'd had talked White into letting him go, he wouldn't have gone to such drastic measures."
"So all this is my fault."
"Indirectly yes."
"Your logic escapes me."
"But I guess if you had convinced White to let Rex go I wouldn't have had the opportunity to dress up, would I?"
"That's... true."
"So I guess I can thank you for being able to take my party dress out of storage, hmm agent? And it was nice wasn't it?"
...
"Oh, don't look like you're about to have an aneurysm. I won't ask you to compliment me anymore. Just go easy on Rex, okay?"
"I'll think about it."
"Can your suit be salvaged?"
"He lost the jacket and whatever was in the East River has ruined those pants."
"I'm sure you can get another pair."
"Like I said, they were my favorite."
"Well, find a new favorite and go easy on Rex."
"Can I at least discipline Bobo?"
"Knock yourself out."
"I think that will be applied to him. And Holiday?"
"Hmmm?"
"You did look... nice."