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Operation: Wingman

"Holiday, have you seen Rex?"

"Not for hours now. Why?"

"One of my suits is missing."

"Mmm-hmm…."

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"I happen to recall someone suggesting to you that perhaps you should get Rex his own formal wear otherwise this exact thing would happen."

"... Well... He should wear his own clothes."

"Not to the prom he can't."

"He went to the prom? White explicitly told him..."

"Come on Six! When has Rex ever listened to White? Besides he looked very nice."

"I'm sure... in my suit."

"And he is on a date! A social outing. This is exactly what he needs."

"What he needs is a smack over the head... And I need a better lock on my room."

"You know Rex can undo any electronic lock in a minute."

"I mean an old fashion deadbolt."

"Bobo can undo that in a second."

"Not if he wants to live to see his next birthday."

"Speaking of Bobo, I haven't seen him tonight."

"Yes, and I for one am not complaining."

"Hmmm… According to the hanger's log, he checked out a Providence tank right after he received a call from Rex."

"That can't be good. So much for a quiet night. I guess I have to go out there and haul their sorry carcasses back."

"Now Six, it's Prom night. Let them have their fun. I'm sure Rex wouldn't let Bobo get too out of hand."

"And you are willing to bet a Providence tank on that?"

"You're only young once, Six."

"Thank goodness for that."

"I wanted to go to prom but ended up at home eating a whole pint of pistachio ice cream by myself."

"Why?"

"Because pistachio is my favorite flavor."

"No, why didn't you go to your prom?"

"No one asked me."

"I find that very hard to believe."

"Well, I thought this one boy was going to but then he asked out... You know what? That's in the past. How about you? Did you go to your prom?"

"I wasn't in the position at that point of my life to be concerned about such trivial matters."

"Trivial? It's a right of passage for every teenager."

"For me it was surviving a literal trial by fire."

"Yeah... You know, I'm not sure I want to know what you did as a teenager."

"I'm not sure I'd tell you."

"But come on Six, you can at least appreciate that Rex wants a semblance of normal in his life… unless you want him to experience the adolescent years you went through."

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemies... Well, maybe my absolute worst enemies..."

"I figured you'd have some interesting back-story."

"Hmph, how did this become about me? If Rex ruins another one of my suits..."

"Again, that's your fault."

"And again, you are being highly illogical... What are you doing?"

"Checking if your ears are pointed. I could have sworn I just heard a Vulcan."

"Very funny Holiday. But I fail to see how this is even remotely my fault."

"Well, Mr. Spock, if I have to spell it out for you... get Rex his own suit. Then he won't have to borrow yours... Don't ignore me."

"I wasn't. It's Bobo. Looks like our bunny found Rex."

"Oh, I hope it doesn't ruin their evening."

"Their evening is the least of their worries. Looks like I will be going out after all."

"We'll, try to be nice to Rex's date. Don't want you scaring off his friends."

"I don't know what you are talking about. I am the pinnacle of politeness."

"For a glacier maybe."

"You're full of jokes tonight aren't you?"

"Just feeling nostalgic, I guess."

"For your teenage years?"

"Well, I learned a lot in hindsight. I remember making a big deal about things that now looking back was really nothing. Even the whole prom thing turned out to be a blessing in disguise. Jordan's car blew a tire on the way to the prom and he and his date ended up stuck at a gas station on prom night."

"While you ate a quart of ice cream."

"Pint. But at least it was on a couch in a warm house."

"I suppose that's slightly better."

"And I realize that I need to wait until I meet someone really special that's worth my time."

"Ahem, well, I guess I should be heading out. Who knows what damage that rabbit has caused."

"Sure Six. Go bring back the Providence tank."

"I am... And Holiday?"

"Yes, Six?"

"Jordan's an idiot for not taking you."