Happy Halloween. I barely finished this in time for the weekend. So just warning you I may not be able to update every weekend. Still finishing up my Season 6.
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"There you are, Mr. Man of Mystery."
"You too, Holiday? Rex and Bobo already won't leave me alone."
"I'm sorry. I know Rex can be a little relentless sometimes."
"Rex, I can deal with. Bobo keeps playing the footage on a continuous loop in the rec room."
"She really edited the heck out those tapings, didn't she?"
"It was ridiculous."
"I know. But apparently, that's what passes as news these days, whatever sells the most advertisement."
"It's not funny, Holiday."
"I didn't say it was."
"You don't have to say it. I can see you're having a hard time keeping a straight face."
"Okay, okay… but you have to admit it was pretty funny."
"I did say it was ridiculous."
"And that's why it's so funny."
…
"I'm glad that they didn't put any of my segments in. I was terrible."
"You did alright considering."
"Considering what? That I sounded like a blithering idiot instead of a scientist with three PhD's?"
"They took you by surprise."
"True, but I should be able to think quicker than that."
"At least you did better than Bobo."
"Yeah, poor monkey. I mean he use to perform for audiences. Who would have guessed he'd get stage fright. Didn't see that one coming."
"Oh, I wouldn't pity him. In fact, if I catch him playing that interview on TV again, I'm going to skewer him."
"I think you secretly like the attention."
"What? Are you crazy?"
"Well, you are the full package… brains, brawn and… hehe… highly sensitive. Women like that sort of thing."
"I'm not interested in other women. There's only one woman I am concerned about."
"I like you the way you are: sarcastic, cranky, antisocial…"
"Humph."
"And all around endearing."
"Is that all?"
"Well, you also have a nice butt."
"Holiday!"
"What? You do."
"That was not appropriate."
"And why not? You are my boyfriend now. I have the right to ogle you if I want."
"I did not know you spent time analyzing my backside."
"I spend a lot of time analyzing you… front, back, side… And I know for a fact that you spend time analyzing me."
"How would you know? I'm wearing sunglasses."
"Yeah, a girl can tell."
"Really?"
"Yup."
"I suppose I can't deny you are a compelling specimen."
"Indeed? And what do you find compelling, Agent Six?"
"For one thing, your eyes…"
"Mmmm hmmm?"
"And your nose…"
"Yeah?
"And… lips…"
…
…
"You're lips aren't bad either…"
"Good to hear that."
"That's one thing Diane Farrah won't ever know."
"What?"
"That you're a great kisser."
"Hmph, you don't have to worry about that."
"I know… because if she does try I might have to sic Caesar's new robot on her."
"Hmmm, jealous, Holiday?"
"No, more like a warning to others.
"Never thought you could be so devious."
"I think the company I keep, influences me."
"It's getting late. Dinner in sound good?"
"Sure, don't feel like going out?"
"More like, don't feel like dealing with any fans."
"Ah, understood. Take out then?"
"Take out."
"How about take out and a movie?"
"That's doable. "
"You order and I'll take care of the movie."
"It's a plan."
"What movie do you want to see?"
"I don't think it matters. I don't think we'll be watching it much."
"Now who's being inappropriate?"
"I believe that as my girlfriend I can kiss you anytime I want."
"Hmm, I don't think I'll object."