Well I have more pervsters than I thought out there who like the foul mouth Edward. Lol. I can't believe the reviews I got for chapter one and I'm sorry this chapter is a day late, but at least you get it. I had one particular review that got me thinking and I need to inform you that I have never been an English major nor have I had any training in writing. I just get an idea and roll with it so if my grammer or sentence structure isn't in proper English just look past it.
I definitely am not SM don't own twilight or it's characters and this story is MA for content because my characters are naughty naughty naughty.
I have to thank my Beta Mandee she was awesome getting this to me.
Shout out to all my Pervsisters. You know who you are and if you don't then the POT'O'GOLD is all mine so move over Bitches LMAO. Love you guys.
I also may get killed for this, (actually I know I'm going to get killed for this) but I'm not sure when I will get the next chapter up.
A lot of things have come up in real life and I've got to deal with them first before I can get you more chapters. As long as shit is going on I can't stay in the mind set of the characters and my chapters would SUCK.
My beta is also having a shit pile in her life and told me that I would have to put this story on hold for a bit so she can get her shit dealt with before she can edit. So with heavy heart I am posting this chapter and letting you know I will get you more as soon as I can, BUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE be patient with me. These stories don't come easily and i have only a few hours a day to focus on them when my life isn't going through termoil. Thank you for all your support. Now have some laughs cuz here comes the pissing contest between Edward and Jacob. lol.
Chapter 2: Why take an inch when you can have a fucking mile?
Fucking Jacob Black and his cock blocking prick ass, I just wanted to shoot the little shit.
I had it all planned out how to get Bella hot and bothered so I'd have a chance to get some. I was going to stick Bella in the middle of my front seat so my hand would be inches from her crotch when I'd shift.
I planned on throwing the third wheel in the back, but fuck no…he jumped in and slid to the middle. Now every time I shift I have to make sure I don't brush his fucking junk. I should have shoved his ass in the back, and could have very easily, but I was pretty sure Bella would notice and all my slick moves I was pulling would be thrown right out the fucking window.
"So where am I headed?" I asked as politely as possible as I shifted missing Jacob's dick by mere centimeters
"406 Kerby Street." he smiled at me and I wanted to knock his teeth right down his fucking throat.
"Texas University." Bella added with a smile.
Well that blows!
Texas U was only a mile away and I was hoping I had to drive back to Dallas so I could spend more time buttering her up. I was going to have to come up with some sort of plan to ditch the third wheel if I was ever going to get my way.
"So Bella, have you been here long?" I asked taking the turn into the college dorm area.
She shook her head "No, I just got here last week. I transferred from Washington State."
"What are you studying?"
"She's a History major, she's going to teach kids" Jacob blurted out and I wished he would swallow his tongue and choke to death.
"Um yeah...I am getting my bachelors in History and English so I can teach the kids back in La Push." She said with a blush.
"La Push…Washington?"
"Uh yeah…I lived in Forks with my dad-"
"She'd come and visit me on the res and the kids sort of stuck to her and she's wanted to teach them ever since." Jacob added as he caressed Bella's knee, which royally pissed me off. I just smiled too afraid I would jump the little fuckers shit and pulled into the dorm parking lot.
"Well…here we are." I said shutting off my truck.
Jacob nearly pushed her out on her head as he shoved her out the truck door.
"Thanks." he said grabbing her books and yanking on her arm.
"Jake" she giggled "hold on a sec" she walked back over to my truck. "I have some furniture I need rearranged would you mind…um…coming up and helping Jake move it?" She said turning four shades of red.
"Not at all, it would be my pleasure." and if you get rid of wing nut then I could pleasure you all night, I noted mentally as I got out of my truck.
I couldn't help but chuckle under my breath as I saw the look on Jacobs face. He looked like he had swallowed a sweaty jock strap. He and I both knew I had one foot in the door and it wouldn't take much to shove myself in and slam the door on his sorry ass.
I followed behind them and couldn't help but watch her ass as she walked. The skirt she had on was so tight I could almost make out every curve. I started visualizing things I could do with her ass while I was fucking her six ways from Sunday, which was a very bad idea. I nearly tripped up the steps because I was too busy paying attention to my thoughts and not enough to where I was walking.
We made it to her dorm room and it was nothing like I had pictured. It wasn't frilly or full of pastels, with posters of young heartthrobs, or new age music plastered everywhere. Instead it looked like a thirty year old woman lived there.
An Apple laptop was sitting out on her desk and its screen saver was kittens and puppies. All along the top shelf, arranged alphabetically, was her CD collection and it was like looking at an exact replica of my own. On the shelf below her CD's all her books where lined up nicely and also alphabetized and I had to wonder if she was as OCD as myself. Her twin bed, which sat right in the middle of the room, wasn't draped with flowers or frilly shit either. It was purple with black trim and had only one small bear in the middle, which I was kind of curious about, so I stuck it in my "ask when we're alone" vault. There was a shitload of posters on the wall ranging from Rob Zombie to Garth Brooks, but what really caught my attention was the life size poster of yours truly hanging on the inside of her bathroom door.
"Nice." I said motioning toward it with a huge smile.
She blushed and quickly shut the door so my poster was out of view.
"Go Dallas." she said awkwardly raising her hand in the air and I couldn't help the chuckle I let out.
"Let's get your stuff moved." Jake grumbled from the corner looking oh so very happy. "I'm sure Edward has other places he needs to be."
"Actually I'm free all day long." I said with a wink plopping down on Bella's bed making her blush again. I couldn't help but wonder if she blushed like that when she had an orgasm too.
"Fabulous." Jake mumbled under his breath and I had to hold back a smile.
Bella sat her books down next to her laptop as Jake walked up and wrapped his arms around her. She didn't shrug him off and it made me wonder if he was fucking her already, which would make this so much fucking sweeter, to snatch her out from under him. She unwrapped herself from his arms and walked over to a mini fridge she had in the corner
"Would you guys like something to drink." she asked never taking her eyes off me.
"What do you have?" I asked winking at her again.
"Nothing for you." Jacob mumbled only low enough I could hear.
I knew, at that moment, a pissing contest between me and him was inevitable and yet I had no problem with that. He would end up with dick envy by the time we were done.
"I have…water…apple juice…some Pepsi…and some sort of pink stuff from the party the other night." She said bending over looking inside and it took all I had not to be the pervert this time and look up her skirt. I really wanted to know if she was wearing anything under it.
"Water is fine." I answered an octave too high because I was picturing her in a g-string tied to my bed and blindfolded.
"Nothing for me Bells." Jake grumbled as Bella tossed me a bottle of water.
"Thanks." I said taking a swig as I stood up.
I put the cap back on and sat it down on the dresser next to her bed.
"I'm at your service my lady." I bowed making her giggle.
I could have sworn I heard Jacob mumble something like fuck off but I didn't give a shit. I was pulling out the stops and they were working. I knew it wouldn't take much more before old Jakey pooh was out the fucking door and I was between Bella's legs getting what I wanted.
She had us move her bed to the corner wall, under the window, and slide the computer desk to the opposite wall it was on. Jake took his shirt off complaining about sweating and so I ripped mine over my head. I had to smile when Bella's eyes bugged out of her head. Jake may have a mild six pack, but I am sporting a much more defined six pack from hitting the gym with Emmett. I was fucking ripped. I guess that pissed him off too because he wouldn't help moving the furniture that much afterward. It pissed him off worse when I was able to move her huge ass dresser alone without breaking a sweat. It was a total backfire on his part making me look that much more fuckable.
Or at least I hoped it did.
"Thanks guys." Bella said sitting down on her bed.
"No problem." Jake and I both said in unison.
Bella's phone rang and she quickly answered it.
"Hey…um yeah…right now…ok give me five." she said and hung up her phone. "Um I need to run across campus to the library…you guys can wait here if you want." she said blushing.
"I'll be awaiting your return Ma'am" I said bowing again making her blush once more. She gave Jake a peck on the cheek before hurrying out the door. Jake leaned against the wall and stood there glaring at me with his arms across his chest.
"Just what the fuck do you think you're doing Cullen?" he asked glaring at me.
Pissing contest time, goody.
"I'm wetting my whistle." I said smugly as I took a drink of the water Bella gave me.
Jake pushed himself off the wall and got in my face "You know what I mean…she's not your type."
"Oh and I suppose you think she's yours?" I said backing up a step because his breath really needs some attention.
"She's more mine than yours mister fuck the entire cheerleading squad." He growled.
"Twice." I said smugly holding up two fingers. "But let's not forget your little escapade with the tripplets Jacob." I stated matter-of-factly.
"That was a misunderstanding and you know It." he clenched his fists.
"Rape is not a misunderstanding pencil boy." I said wiggling my pinky at him knowing it would piss him off and it did.
"I never raped anyone." he said shoving me back ward.
"I think you better step the fuck off little boy." I pushed him back.
"I'm not afraid of you Cullen…I'll just tell Bella-"
"Oh you go right ahead and tell her whatever the fuck you want and I'll just bring out the police report about your tripplets incident." I said smugly.
He poked my chest. "Don't you fucking threaten-"
"You play with the big boys and you're going to get hurt." I said smacking his finger away.
"Oh Please!" he huffed. "You don't have a chance."
"Oh and you think you do you little whiney ass pencil dick shit?" I said through my teeth.
"Better fucking chance than you do cowboy."
"Because you're so fucking hot and special…isn't that right Black."
"Because…I've already had it." The little fucking prick actually smiled at me all smugly and I wanted so badly to wipe his grin off his face. "I was her first and only so I'm already in the lead."
I got nose to nose with the little prick "and yet I'm the one she thinks about when she's all alone double clicking her mouse." I said opening the bathroom door so my poster would show. "Because she knows a fucking real man when she sees it and she wants more than a pencil dick half assed child making her scream."
"You want to bet on that Cowboy?" he said clenching his jaw.
"Do you?" I asked folding my arms across my chest.
Before he could answer Bella came into the room and we quickly stepped apart. She had a concerned look on her face as she saw the tension between us.
"Um…is everything ok?" she asked looking back and forth between me and Jake.
"Yeah I was just telling Jake here that I had to be going…got a…game to prepare for." I said smugly and he clenched his fists.
"Oh…ok…you sure...I was thinking we could all go get some pizza or something?" she said disappointed.
I pushed past fuck tard and walked right up to Bella. "That is very sweet and thank you for the offer, but I really have to be going…rain check?" I asked kissing her hand and slipping my phone number into it at the same time.
"Uh…um" she blushed "yeah…ok" she said tucking away my number.
I turned toward Jake who was now scowling at me. "Bye Jake." I said and the little fucker actually growled.
Priceless.
That little fucker actually thinks he can go up against me Edward Cullen? I have played more chicks than I have football games. His reaction in her room set me off and he's made this the most exciting game ever. I will be fucking Bella before he knows what happened. That little fucker can just hide and watch.
-OOOOOOOOOO-
"Hit me again." I told the now two headed bartender as I sat my shot glass down.
I had been drinking for about forty-five minutes trying to get Miss Isabella fucking Swan out of my head. Tequila usually worked bur for some reason tonight it wasn't doing its job. I just wanted to forget I ever met her. It wasn't bad enough that Jacob Black was antagonizing me, but I hadn't been able to stop thinking about her since I left that fucking college campus yesterday.
She was in my thoughts, my dreams and even in my reaching distance. Yet I couldn't figure out how to grab hold of her. She had gotten under my skin and no woman had ever done that before. To make things worse, I had been through every plan, I used in the past to get chicks in bed, and I knew none of them would work. She was not like the cheerleaders or other girls I had been with. They were all quite ditsy and I made their panties fall off just by asking them their name. Bella was too smart for that and I had no idea what type of big guns I was going to need to get what I wanted.
The bartender filled my shot glass up and I motioned for her to stay as I slammed it down. She was quick with the bottle and filled it right back up to the rim.
What a fucking sweetheart she was
"Hey bro…what are you doing here?" Emmett said sitting down next to me.
Yippy fucking yay just what I don't need right now
"What does it look like?" I slammed the shot down "Load!" I yelled to the bartender and wouldn't ya know it she did as she was told.
"Tequila?" Emmett asked all knowingly.
"Yup" I said slamming down another one.
"How many have you had?" he asked leaning forward onto the bar.
"Lost count" I said motioning for the bartender.
"Who is she?" he smirked.
"Nobody!" I growled.
"You don't drink tequila like water for a "nobody"." He said doing quotations in the air with his fingers.
"Can I get you something sweetie." the two headed, or maybe its four, bartender asked Emmett.
"Bud light…bottle." he slapped down a fifty. All four of her mouths smiled as she turned to get his beer.
"Edward?" he asked condescendingly.
"What?" I growled as I took another shot. The bartender sat Emmett's beer down and I didn't even have to ask. She filled my shot glass up.
God I love her…them…her…whatever
"Who…is…she?" Emmett asked then downed his beer.
"FUCK! It's nobody." I spat. He leaned back in his chair and crossed his arms on his chest.
Great!
"You're not going to let this go are you?" I said through gritted teeth. I did not even want to go here right now with him.
"Nope!" he popped the p.
"Damn it Emmett…fine…fuck!" I growled as I downed my shot. I slammed the glass on the counter so hard I thought it was going to break. "Jacob Black-"
"You're in love with Jacob Black?" Emmett said shocked "I don't mind you being gay brother, but c'mon-"
"I'm not FUCKING gay Emmett…shut up!" He raised his hands in surrender so I continued. "Coach asked me to come to the field yesterday morning and meet the new security guard…and baby-sit his majesty…so I go…and I'm all prepared for the little fuckers antics, but he shook my hand…"
"He what?" Emmett said as he sat his new beer down.
"Yeah…I couldn't figure that shit out and then..." I extended my arm out in front of me "There she was this fuck hot woman."
"Niiice." Emmett said all proud.
"I just had to tap that shit…I mean the skirt she had on and the tight shirt…I nearly blew a load in my pants."
"Jesus!"
"I know right…so coach asks me to take her and wing nut wherever they need to go…and I did, but something happened."
"Something?" He questioned as the bartender re-loaded us both.
"She's gorgeous Emm, I mean really fucking gorgeous and smart and her chocolate eyes you could get lost in them."
"That's just fucked up." he said pretending to gag. My brother has zero attachment feelings and less of the mushy ones.
"Fuck you!" I spat "She is the woman of my dreams."
"So why not go for it then?" he asked surprising the holy living shit out of me and I had to do a double take on his ass.
"Because…that little fucker." I turned to Emmett. "He fucking…grr…that little asshole actually…he thinks because he's had her once he can beat me at the fucking game. Me…Edward fucking Cullen!" I growled.
"Yeah he really doesn't want to go up against Edward Cullen the big shot…now does he?" Emmett said smugly and took a drink of his beer.
"What the fuck is that suppose to mean Emmett?" I yelled.
"I've watched you for three years little brother…making everyone think you're a god in this place…fucking everything that has big tit's and spreads for you…you're not as awesome as you make yourself out to be and maybe this is a game you just won't win." He said pissing me the fuck off.
"Fuck you Emmett…you've had more pussy than I have so don't sit there on your high horse and tell me I can't have the one girl I actually want…and not just to get off either." I said poking his chest.
He smacked my hand off of him "Jesus…Fucking…Christ you really are into this chick aren't you?"
"Not…really." I said sarcastically as I threw a hundred down on the bar and stood up.
"Well that changes everything doesn't It." he said standing up.
"Whatever Emmett…I'm fucking going home…thanks for the chat it's always a pleasure big brother." I said falling over a stool as I tried to walk away.
Emmett caught my drunken ass. "You're not driving yourself."
I just nodded knowing he was right and handing him my keys. "Thanks…I love you bro." I said throwing my arms around him.
"I know…I love you too…now get the fuck off of me." he laughed as he pulled me off of him.
-OOOOOOOOO-
Fuckin Emmett and his early morning hangover torture calls!
I was having the most exotic kick ass dream about Bella. Let me paint you the picture of how hot it was.
Bella was lying naked across my lap. I had her hands tied behind her back with one of my ties. She was spread eagle and while I was spanking her for being a very bad girl, I was making her come with just one of my very awesome fingers. She was begging me to stick my cock in her mouth when I was abruptly woken up by the one fucking song, Emmett put on my phone as his ringtone, and it gets on my damn nerves.
"Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Everybody says Save a horse, Ride a cowboy What? What? Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy Everybody says Save a Horse Ride a cowboy"
The first fucking time it rang, after he put it on my phone, I was in the middle of two long legs going to town. He couldn't stop laughing when I told him what I was doing and how it killed the mood. I wanted to beat his ass. I have erased that shit four times, but it does no good because the asshole puts it right back on.
I adjusted my wet dream wood before picking up the phone.
"WHAT!" I screamed into the phone.
"Fuck…good morning to you too…did I interrupt your morning jerk?" Emmett said with a laugh.
"As a matter of fact fucker…what do you want" I growled.
"Tonight…the club…you…me…hot fucking chicks."
"Emmett I told you last night-"
"Jake and the new security guards daughter are going to be there."
"What time?" I spit out.
"Ha fucker I knew it…you're not giving up that easily…that's my baby brother." Emmett roared.
Emmett drove me home after the binge drinking and of course I must have passed out because I woke up about three hours ago to pee with a kick ass headache and lying in my bed. I had no recollection of how the hell I got there. The last thing I remember was telling Emmett that I wanted to dominate Bella over and over. He knew about my kinky side and didn't care much. I was safe about it and never got really into the violence like some. I just had my fetishes, with handcuffs and a few sex toys, and I got off but it had to be for the woman's pleasure. He didn't really care in fact he had asked me to show him a couple of tricks and really enjoyed using them to please the girls he was with.
He agreed she would love that shit since Jake was the only guy she had fucked and wanted to make Jacob Black pay for all the shit he pulled not just on me but the team too. "What better way to do it than take his arm candy." He said all too eager to help because he hates that little fuck tard too.
"What time Emmett?"
"Ten…I'll pick your lame ass up at nine-thirty." he hung up the phone still laughing.
I sat my ass up on the bed, actually fucking giddy. Me giddy? Maybe Emmett was right and I lost my balls somewhere.
"Fuck!" I yelled nearly pinching my woody off between my legs.
Nope they still there
I adjusted the fucker and tried to get it to go down with thoughts of Emmett naked. Nothing was fucking working and it was getting painful just sitting there. I hadn't had sex in so damn long and thinking about Bella tied down helpless was not helping my situation. I knew the only way I was going to get rid of it was to rub one out.
I wrapped my hand around my shaft picturing Bella's mouth wrapped around me. I stroked from base to head, getting a little tighter on the way up, just like chicks did when they would suck. I completely shocked my own shit when I came quickly. I have never been a quick shot and to top it off I screamed her fucking name. Which was a first for me, because usually I don't even remember the chicks name I'm fucking, let alone scream it out during my orgasm.
What the hell had Bella fucking Swan done to me? Not only did I remember her name, but I was having wet dreams about her, turning into a two pumper and going to a club I dreaded just so I could see her again. I must be out of my fucking mind. Pussy was pussy when it came right down to it, so why is this chick any different.
I dragged my ass off the bed and hopped into the shower so I could clean my drying jizz off me. I grabbed the bar of soap and lathered that shit and started scrubbing my dick which was a bad fucking idea. Pictures of Bella bent over and me taking her from behind started flickering into my brain and I got hard again. I banged my head against the wall before giving in and rubbing another one out. This time I avoided my dick like the plague when I washed knowing that one touch and this shower would definitely never end.
I dried myself off, avoiding the monster between my legs, afraid any contact at all would stand his ass at attention, and quickly got dressed.
I was going to get Bella Swan the girl of my dreams. I was going to have her under my body and every other way I could think of. You could bet your ass or at least I hoped anyway.
Fuck now I was hoping
Hoping that when I walked into that club tonight Bella would run out of Jake's and into my arms.
Well what did you think about that one hmmm.
Could Edward be more of an ass?
Here's the deal I might be able to get some chaps out if you give me some ideas
I wanted Edward to be a dominant male and have a red room of pain
Do you want me to get to that part quickly or should there be more of the ego first?
Ideas can push me into mind set quickly so if you got comments or ideas review PLEASE so I can get you chapters. XOXO