Disclaimers: Naruto don't belong to me. :'( If it did Sasuke and Sakura would have been in each other's arms already!
This story is about seven crazy, wild teen girls (Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Tenten, Temari, Matsuri, Karin) as best friends doing the craziest of things that friends would do together. Their dares are crazy, their 'fun time' is insane and their games are insanely crazy. (Couples that may eventually happen are: SasuSaku, InoSai, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTem, GaaraMatsu, KarinSuigetsu.)
Sakura, Ino, Hinata and Karin had met up with Sasuke and Shikamaru. They couldn't find Tenten on their own their own, they needed all the help they could get.
"Tenten got them, all of them and we need to find a way to get them out of there and then we'll get Tenten under control." Shikamaru lazily said to the group, they had gathered in Hinata's room. Hinata and Ino held onto Karin and nod their heads in understanding, Saskura sat closer to Sasuke.
"But that thing in the kitchen it's definitely not Tenten for sure..." Ino argued but trailed off she didn't want to sound crazy but Hinata saw it as well. What if Tenten wasn't behind it all, she knew that thing wasn't her friend and the incident in the library.
"That was...Kiba, Matsuri and I sort of did that to him because he was being an ass...but we didn't know it was him until our damages were done." Sakura felt a little embarrassed because Sasuke was there, but then again he knew her long enough to know her violent side.
"Oh." Was all Ino was able to say, Hinata pouted feeling sorry for the boy, if she had not scream Ino would not have stomp on his head. Ino decided to not say anything about stomping on the boys head. With the damages she did to him he'd properly forget it was her, hell he'd properly forget his name at this point.
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"Sakura, Hinata, Sasuke you guys search this floor together, Ino, Karin and I will search upstairs then together we'll search downstairs. Shikamaru commanded and they all followed because he was known as the genius anyway. His strategies have never failed them before.
Sasuke had lead Sakura and Hinata to the Kitchen to look for Kiba, but when they got there it was too late. He was gone.
Tenten decided to follow Shika's group first, she needed to take out the genius if she wanted to bring down everyone. "Shika, I think we should have stayed with the others and 'NOT' split up it'll be easy to take us down like this, right Karin." Ino held onto Shikamaru's arm tightly.
"Troublesome." He muttered, but he agreed with her on some levels. But they had a better chance to spread out and look for the others, the quicker they got to the others, the more of them it will have against the brunette.
"I think Ino's right; have not seen what happens when people split up in horror movies." Karin glance behind her, she felt like they were being watched.
"Stop over exaggerating Karin, it's not some monster we're up against, it's just Tenten." Shikamaru walked carefully in front of the girls, he knew he should have taken Hinata and Sakura with him instead.
But he knew Sakura and Sasuke were inseparable at this moment and Ino wasn't letting him go any time soon. So he had to deal with them until he found the others.
"You don't know what Tenten is like." Ino whispered, she held onto her childhood best friend and glanced to look at Karin, except the red head wasn't there.
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"Karin, Shika, Karin's gone." Ino looked around desperately she could of sworn she was behind her.
"What, when?" He also looked a bit concern, 'Tenten's fast' he though, he had underestimated her.
"Let's go get the others I don't like this." Ino let go of his hand and turned to leave but when she heard no reply she turned around. "Shika, shika, the hell." Shikamaru was gone, 'was the ground swallowing her friend,' Tenten has to be taken down. But first she needed to get to Sasuke and his team.
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"Ino what are you doing here, don't tell me you've gone crazy because you need your magazine." Hinata asked, the blonde had scampered downstairs after Shikamaru disappeared and ran right into the raven hair girl.
"She got both of them, I didn't even notice it...hey I'm not like Tenten OK huh." She scolds at the raven hair girl, 'what was Tenten doing with them, turning them to chocolate or something', Ino thought.
"Let's just stick together from here on out." Sasuke said but when he flashed his light in the girl's direction he only saw two. "Where's Sakura?" He asked, Ino and Hinata held onto each other tightly afraid one of them would be next. "Damn Tenten and her ninja skills." Ino held out her hand to Sasuke who hesitated, but took it anyway.
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Ino was grabbed next right from their hold. The three were holding hands causing Hinata and Sasuke to get a little tug but Tenten managed to take the girl away from their grip.
Sasuke and Hinata being the only ones left came across a locked guess room door. "This is probably were she's keeping them." Hinata spoke softly; they weren't holding hands because it would be awkward for them.
"Yea it looks so; do you know where the keys are for this room?" Sasuke asked Hinata nod, Tenten jumped out onto him and grin evilly at Hinata. "Got ya." She giggled and Hinata began to run for her dear life, she knew what she had to do now.
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Tenten found the pearl eye girl in the kitchen leaning casually on the kitchen counter. "Oh hey Tennie." Hinata said bravely even though she was freaking out on the inside. But she knew she had to do his for her friends.
"Going down Hina." Tenten was about to hurl herself at the girl, but she pulled out a box, Tenten's eye got wide.
"Chocolate, chocolate, Hinata gimme gimme." Tenten pouted, she was coming back to her senses. "Take it, but just let me go." Without another word Tenten jumped at the chocolate box which Hinata had tossed for her and hide in the corner of the room. "My precious, my precious." Tenten began stuffing her face, Hinata ran up to the guess room to get her friends out.
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After releasing her friends they found Tenten cuddling a pillow on the living room sofa, sound asleep.
Cleaning up the house and heading to bed to get some rest, after that nigh they all silently swore to never keep the brunette away from her chocolate. Everyone was OK with the whole thing by morning, except for Naruto who cried over his wasted 'instant cup ramen'.
-(End of flashback)-
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Everyone flinched at the memory, except Tenten who acted as if she didn't know what was going on. Temari came running into the room breathless. "Here's...your...proof." She dropped onto Sakura's bed and stretched.
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"Your awesome, you know that right, never ever in my life had I put Rock Lee's 'curry of life' in my mouth, Neji had taste it once and fainted." Tenten gave Temari a pat on the back, just hearing about it made Temari want to puke.
"So if he calls the cops what to do?" Temari asked she was worried. "Lee's no harm Tem don't worry he'd leave it as it is unless you stole anything, and besides as long as he knows it was us he'd forget about it." Tenten explain, to Temari, she knew Lee better than anyone else in the room and she knew he'll forgive them for this.
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"Second task is sweet, go to a drug store by a pregnancy test, some condoms and a book about safe sex, do all this wearing a T-shirt saying 'Tom, Dick and Harry was here' with an arrow pointing your... baby maker." Karin winked wickedly to Temari.
Temari was getting tired of this, but she wasn't the only one in there group to do crazy stuff like this, so she agreed.
She took one of Kankuro's T-shirt this time and wrote what she was told to write and made an arrow pointing her womanhood. Kankuro wouldn't even notice his shirt missing so she could dispose of it when she was done.
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"Are you sure they were the only ones down there, you know Shikamaru won't like this." Matsuri teased, they've been teasing her for some days now, so Matsuri decided to give her a break after this. Especially after Hinata smacked on the arm for that comment and gave her a warning look.
The timid girl felt a bit guilty for her tasks.
Temari walked into the drugstore, which by the way was full. Elder people gave her weird looks of disapproval, girls her age snickered and talked about her as she passed by and guys kept approaching her.
This annoyed her to the ends of earth; she could hear Sakura correcting her in her mind that planet earth was round and had no ends. A man in his mid thirties came to assist her, he looked at her as if she was wasting his time.
"Can I get a pregnancy test please?" She asked nicely yet the man looked at her shamefully. She really just wanted to punch him in the face.
"Any. Specific kind you'll like miss." She shook her head; she knew how sluthy she looked but why where these people so obvious of what they thought of her.
"Um can I have a pack of condoms and a book about safe sex please?" She felt angry when people around her started staring, so she decided to have fun with this. "You know what the condoms got too be big hahaha, he's 'big', hahaha ohhhh and I'll take those fluff cuffs he'd like that hahaha." She acted like a dumb, horny teen twirling her short hair between hair fingers.
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She glared at some of the girls and elder women before she could leave. She flirted with some of the guys, for the kick of seeing others reaction. Head held high and showing her T-shirt boldly she left the store.
"How'd it go bunbun?" Sakura asked playfully, she and her friend knew exactly how it went. They had sneaked in after Temari and hide in a corner and watched the whole seen.
"It went fine thank you very much, tell me which one of you...gona help me use these condoms?"
She asks jokingly but Karin jumped on her holding her neck with her hands and her legs wrapped around Temari's legs for support. "Me I'll take you for a wild ride, sorry Hinata but you took too long." Karin grins over Temari's shoulder at thr raven hair girl.
"Are you crazy, I already have Tom, dick and Harry to please there's no more room in my love life for you." Temari tried to get her red head friend of her but failed. "Get off Karin do you want people to think I sleep with everything that breaths." Temari pouted at Karin.
"No hunny that's Ino's job." Tenten laugh and snorted at Sakura's comment and Ino jumped on the pinkette's back making Tenten laugh more. Hinata and Matsuri backed away acting as if they didn't know them.
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"Lay it on me I'm ready for your last task." Temari pointed an excited finger at Karin, they had just eaten cake, donuts, and ice-cream and drank slushy so they were all hyperactive at this moment.
"Ooooookkkkkk. Steal a guy's boxer, wear it on and walk the road singing an Avril lavigne songgggg." Karin giggled uncontrollable and pumped her fist in the air several times.
"Ookk but first, Ino take me to Shika's house." Temari stood up ready to go, howls and whistle were heard throughout the room. "You go girl you go." Matsuri took her top off and began waving it in the air. One thing led to another and they began dancing and running around Tenten's room sing to the sound that blasted through the radio 'Match box twenty - she so mean.'
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After hours of wild playing in Tenten's room they got over there sugar rushes and continued their little tasks game. "So lazy lives here OK wait for me I'll be back in a sec." Temari walked off to get to the back yard. She felt like a professional now having done this already, although it was at Lee's house just the other day.
She would have used one of her brother's boxers but that'll be kind of weird and Karin would not let her do it because the redhead bitch wanted her to suffer.
She found his boxers in the clothes line and ogled at it. She took it and got ready to leave when his sexy voice stopped her. "Where are you going with that?" Shikamaru was looking at her from an upstairs window.
She felt her neck get hot and her face turn red. 'Shit shit shit, what am I to do now.' She thought. "I-I-I, just borrowing it, I-I'll return it la-la-later." She felt like dying, begging the ground to open up and swallow her. "They put you up to this?" He asked raising a perfect black eyebrow at her, making her feel scatter-brained.
"Sort of yea, please don't think I'm a crazy weirdo, I'm not, it's just this task thing I'm doing and well it includes this and I couldn't just ask you that'll be weird because I don't really know you and well this is bad to but..." Temari was babbling now, this guy was affecting her badly.
"Temari you're babbling." He had cut her off making her blush even more putting Hinata to shame. "You keep it...um borrow it." He smiled at her and waved goodbye. She waved back and left quickly, letting out a sigh. Being friends with these girls weren't easy.
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"He let you borrow it and didn't even ask what your gona do with it!" Ino shouted in the blonde's ear. "Yes Ino don't be so loud I'm right here, he was cool about it, which was sort of weird, I mean I was stealing his boxers for goodness sake."
Ino though for a while and blurted out. "He likes you." A dead pan looks on her face. Temari gaped in disbelief. "No way, he probably felt too lazy to do anything else; you did say he's a lazy guy." Temari protested, but felt like she had just stab herself in the guts. Ino would have disagree with the girl but decided to let her be for now.
They had a show to put on.
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Temari felt weirdly comfortable in his boxers, not that she'd tell anyone about it. "OK we'll walk at the main road to go to konoha's beach, there won't be much cars there right now...and we'll sing 'here's to never growing up', you guys are coming with me right?" Temari asked hopefully, she was a bit shy when it comes to singing in front of people.
"Hell yea chick I can't hear Avril and not sing along." Sakura ensured her friend.
"Here goes." Karin said they were lined up side by side in the middle of the road wearing beach dressed. Matsuri had her little radio in a little wagon and she pressed play and they began walking and singing even dancing together to the song.
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Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs
with the boom box blaring as we're falling in love
I got a bottle of whatever, but it's getting us drunk
Singing here's to never growing up
Call up all our friends
Go hard this weekend
For no damn reason,
I don't think we'll ever change
Meet you at the spot,
Half past ten o'clock
We don't ever stop,
And we're never gonna change
Say, oh just say forever, stay
If you stay forever, hey
We can stay forever young
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs
With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love
I got a bottle of whatever, but it's getting us drunk
Singing here's to never growing up
We'll be running down the street, yelling kiss my ass
I'm like yeah whatever, we're still living like that,
When the sun's going down, we'll be raising our cups
Singing here's to never growing up
Oh woah oh woah here's to never growing up
Oh woah oh woah here's to never growing up
We live like rock stars
Dance on every bar
This is who we are,
I don't think we'll ever change
They say just grow up but they don't know us
We don't give a fuck and we're never gonna change
Say, oh just say forever, stay
If you stay forever, hey
We can stay forever young
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs
With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love
I got a bottle of whatever, but it's getting us drunk
Singing here's to never growing up
We'll be running down the street, yelling kiss my ass
I'm like yeah whatever, we're still living like that,
When the sun's going down, we'll be raising our cups
Singing here's to never growing up
Oh woah oh woah here's to never growing up
Oh woah oh woah here's to never growing up
Say, won't you stay forever stay
If you stay forever hey
We can stay forever young
Ohhhhhhh
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs
With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love
I got a bottle of whatever, but it's getting us drunk
Singing here's to never growing up
We'll be running down the street, yelling kiss my ass
I'm like yeah whatever, we're still living like that,
When the sun's going down, we'll be raising our cups
Singing here's to never growing up
Oh woah oh woah here's to never growing up
Oh woah oh woah (raise your glass and say)
Here's to never growing up.
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When they were done they took a bow and the people who had stop to look and listen clapped loudly. They ran off together holding hands and laughing unaware of lurking eyes on them.
ummmmmm, yeah manger crack I know :p
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