Disclaimers: Naruto don't belong to me.
This story is about Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Tenten, Temari, Matsuri, Karin as best friends doing the craziest of things that friends would do together.
Couples are Sasuke and Sakura, Ino and Sai, Naruto and Hinata, Tenten and Neji, Shikamaru and Temari, Gaara and Matsuri, Karin and Suigetsu.
A/N: This chapter have a bonus part to it hope you enjoy reading. The bonus is for not updating these few days that went by. :)
Things went down smoothly when Hinata showed up with Naruto. Ino, Sakura, Karin and Hanbai had wrestled the poor pearl eye beauty to the ground in tears. When they finally got up Tenten, Temari and Matsuri had her back down before you could say 'bottles up'.
Then came the discipline speech from her best-ies and a perfect punishment form her father along with a hug. He told her as a punishment for what she did she have to stay in Konoha instead of going to Ney York with him. The best punishment she ever got in her entire life.
The rest of their day was spent packing back her room and dancing to party, rock songs. Until her friends left so her family could great her grandmother. After all it was a family matter for the Hyuga's, but Hinata had told them her grandmother would be a few days late so her dad had to stick around for a while.
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"Oh yea! Oh yea! Oh yea! I rule, you drool! I rule!" Tenten did her happy dance in front Sakura. Moving her bend elbows and fisted hand in circles doing a slight dance with it. She was purposely doing this to irritate Sakura.
"Oh shut up, hurry and get it over with so I can finally get my turn!" Sakura squabbled bitterly, why she would have to be the last one, so unfair. She was so certain she would be the next one but Tenten just had to get it and flaunt it in her face.
Temari sweat drop at the two why did they both want to torture her so badly that they had to fight about who got to do it before the other.
"Okay fine grumpy, Temari ready for myyyyy first task?" Tenten squeezed her lips together to cover up her evil smile. She was way too excited for this.
"Bring it to the table bun's." Temari smirked eyeing Tenten and her fancy two bun hairstyle that looked extra well done today. She couldn't help but tease the girl about it.
"Whatever, don't jelly on the hair. Go to a grocery store stand where people can see you and do ganganm style for 30 seconds then run through every aisle screaming I'm no virgin. Don't worry I'll deal with your music, that'll be your cue."
Temari knew she'd regret this somehow or the other, but here she stood middle of the grocery store, between the cashing and in front the aisles.
Waiting for her cue, Tenten and the others had a plan to break into the room where they played the music to get 'ganganm style' song. She wished they never get it but they did and so the torture began.
So she automatically began doing the hoarse back riding dance and people stared, don't they always. Counting in her head up to thirty before she took off, running from aisle to aisle screaming. "I'm no virgin! I'm no virgin!" Her hoody on her head sort of protecting her identity.
While running and screaming she ran into Shiho.
As her little bonus fun for doing this, she ran straight into the girl throwing her to the ground flat on her ass. She had no choice but to run out the store and wait for her friends in a nearby bookstore.
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"Keep it coming, what's next?" Temari eager to get this over with asked Tenten as soon as their eyes locked.
"Go out with...that guy." Tenten pointed to a slicked back silver hair guy who seemed to have purple eyes. He was kind of cute; he seemed to be a muscular guy with a pierced ear. He wore a black shirt with a silver wolf printed on the back and a washed out jeans.
"Good picking Tenten but he's not Shikamaru, Temari only got eyes for Shika." Matsuri teased.
Sakura hide behind Hianta and muttered lowly. "His name is Hidan, he's one of Itachi's friend, don't let him see me." Hinata stood protectively in front her pinkie friend. "Fine I'll go out with him for lunch and only lunch ok." Temari agreed angrily to Tenten.
"Okay deal, just hurry up and get a move on." Tenten shooed her off to where the hotty Hidan stood. Sakura dragged the rest of them away out of sight to peek at them from behind some shelves.
"How many cute friends do Itachi have?" Ino asked playfully but when Karin remained her about Sai she was silent for the rest of the task. Only little comments in between, honestly no one could fully silence Ino.
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"Hey there good looking, care to introduce yourself to a girl?" She asked flirtatiously, she wanted to get this over with all ready. He turned to look at her with an amused face.
"Well I would but when you want to get to know someone's name you tell yours first." He coaxed her, she smirked he was defiantly taking bait here. This was going to be easy.
"It's Temtem." She lied, he didn't need to know her real name, and she'd never meet him again, besides Temtem was like a nick name right? "Temtem huh, I'm Hidan, nice to meet you...Temtem." She liked his voice, smooth and man like, sending shivers to her hormonal teen body.
But she quickly shook it away, Shika had her heart.
"How about we get to know each other better over lunch, I sure as hell would like to know you better." She pushed her body closer to him flipping her loosed hair and battering her eyelashes.
As expected he smirked and dropped a hand on her shoulder.
"Sounds good, got any place in mind?" He asked flirting back with her, this was to effortless.
"How about there." She pointed out the glass window of the book store to a food place. "Puff and Stuff? Sounds okay, let's go." He kept his hand on her shoulder as they left.
Tenten dragged Hinata and Sakura, who dragged Ino and Matsuri, who dragged Karin out the store to stalk Temari and her hotty to 'Puff and Stuff'.
When Temari entered the store with Hidan, she was sure they looked like a couple. But she didn't expect to see Shika and Choji there. She dragged Hidan as far away from them to a table she could hide. She couldn't let him see her with this guy and she sure as hell couldn't give up this task.
"What's the matter Temtem you seem paranoid all of a sudden?" Hidan asked, he was sweet but not her type, ok maybe if she didn't like the lazy bum already she'd go out with Hidan.
He had this hot bad boy vide to him, even if she didn't really know him, she knew his type.
"Oh noting just wanted to talk, let's get to know each other better." She puckered her lip up but not in a kissy way but in a flirty way. She didn't even notice she had used that line on him already but he didn't say anything.
"Sure so how old are you?" He asked, Temari thought for a while, if he's Itachi's friend he should be twenty or twenty one or so. If she was lying about her name, she could lie about her age to.
"I'm nineteen." She lied once more, she was sixteen but she was sure she could pass for a nineteen year old.
"Cool, I'm twenty; you look more like twenty as well." He said, Temari smirked he was so lying to her right now. If she wasn't careful he'd properly try to get her in his bed.
Like she said she knew his type.
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When her little date was finished she quickly left him saying she had to be somewhere, poor guy. He had asked for her phone number and she gave it to him, except it was her old phone which she didn't have any more, but she took his number down. As a 'just in case'.
What she fails to notice was Shikamaru had notice when she walked in with the guy and walked out. He glared in their direction when she wasn't looking, he knew she saw him and he know she was hiding from him.
Why? Was she so afraid to let him know she was dating that older guy? Well he decided to not care about it. He decided to let her live her life and he'd stop intruding in it.
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"Well two down one to go, lay it on me hunny." Temari dared Tenten, the brunette faced her head on and announced her last task.
"Say as I say: you have to wear and hide headphones in your ear and say or do as I say or tell you to do. Got it hunny?" Tenten laughed successfully when Temari scrunched up her face.
"Don't worry chick I may go easy on you." Tenten liked being in control.
"May go easy you say, huh." Temari repeated knowingly, she knew Tenten was going for pay back for the whole skinny dipping thing, it wasn't really her fault, and it was Ino's as well.
"Yea, may, let's get you set up, and don't you try anything I'll be watching you." Tenten warned even thought she knew Temari wouldn't try a thing.
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Temari stood in a mini skirt and halter top in the colour pink. Her hair was let down to cover the head phone that was connected to her phone. The cord ran threw her top and strait to her skirt pocket which was covered by her shoulder bag. Tenten was on the line to order her around for the time being, they hid where they could see her clearly.
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The sandy blonde was ordered to walk up to a busty red head who worked as a waitress at 'Max Out' restaurant. Tenten ordered her to make her presents notice and say something Temari would never say. Never say until today that is, her eyes and lips twitched as she said those words Tenten and the others were laughing at.
"Excuse me?" Temari said getting the lady's attention. "Yes Miss?" She asked flipping her ginger colour hair away from her face. "Um, how'd you get your boobs so big?" Temari asked, the woman's face turned like her hair.
"Huh, you kids now of days are so rude to us adults, have you no sham." Temari was about to turn and walk away but she was stopped. The devil's voice was heard making her commands to answer the woman's question.
"No, I have manners just not for you." She was thankful when the ginger head woman rolled her eyes, huff out an annoyed breath and walked away. "I don't have time for this." She muttered and disappeared into the busy restaurant.
"Are you happy Tenten, you spoiled that lady's day?" Temari didn't care about that lady, she was just happy she didn't get bitch slapped.
"Do you see that window for that bookstore, the large window one that we were in earlier today?" Tenten instructed Temari and she walked exactly where she was told to. "Ok starts slapping yourself like you want to slap sense into your crazy self." Temari grind her teeth.
Raising her hands to her face she began slapping herself, not hard though, just pats on the cheek. She heard her 'friends' laughter from the speakers in her ear; it was evil laughter making her crinkle her nose.
"Temari, what the hell are you doing?" Gaara asked, luckily Tenten told her to stop but then what she made her say was ass kicking hard to say. "Hey bro did you and Matsuri have sex yet?" She felt her neck burn and Gaara slightly blushed. Matsuri voice was heard in the back ground screaming, someone had to be holding her back because the way she was screaming sounded like she'd run out at them. Besides that, it almost shattered Temari's ear drums.
"Are you high?" Gaara asked dead pan, 'this wasn't Temari right? She didn't act like this.' He kept asking himself.
"Yes." Temari answered, though it was like Tenten was doing the talking, using Temari like a poppet. Gaara grabbed her hand, a little too rough for her liking.
"You're kidding me right?" He glared forks into her head; she was tripping him off now. "No I'm not; I'm on the hard stuff." She managed a goofy smile, but really now her blood boiled hot enough to burn herself because of the way Tenten was controlling her.
Everything she did and say was all Tenten's doing and she didn't like being controlled not even by her parents. It pissed her off to no extent when people tried to control her, she may not even let Shika control her, but here she freaking was being controlled by one of her best friends. It was times like these she really truly hated these tasked she had to do.
"You're coming with me." Her red hair brother began pulling her with him, she couldn't help but let him do it, she wanted to go home or away from her 'to-crazy-at-the-moment-for-her-friends'. But then the ice-cold voice was heard once more, to Temari it was ice-cold but honestly speaking Tenten was just having fun. "Pull away act as if you don't know him, he's harassing you." Temari rolled her fire light eyes and began tugging her hand away, in a boarded voice she yields
.
"No, No stop please let me go." She tugged harder and pulled Gaara to a stop, she tried twisting her hand out of his iron grip but sadly failed.
"Let her go, Miss are you ok?" A man, a complete stranger that she's never seen or knew had pulled her away from her brooding brother. She was great full to him; if she was really in trouble at least someone would be kind enough to assist her.
But she could take care of herself she once took self-defence class in her old home but she wouldn't use it on her brother, she may hurt him and his pride after all his girlfriend was watching not that he knew.
"Mind your business, this has nothing to do with you." Gaara glared, Tenten finally got sense and thought this was getting to serious so she decided to let Temari be in control for now.
"Miss are you ok?" He asked again, Temari nod her head. "Yea he's my brother, its ok, thanks for your concern." She thanked and informed the man, he gave Gaara one last look with his warm brown eyes and left.
"What the fuck Temari?" Gaara growled at her, Temari sighed; she had some explaining to do. She had explained, only parts of what she was doing, to calm him down.
"By the way could you try not to get yourself or my girlfriend killed." He warned, Temari could hear Matsuri's squeals but it also sounded like some of her other friends were squealing. She was a hundred percent sure Ino was one of them.
"Your 'girlfriend' and I will be just fine." She rolled her eye at him, she was doing allot of that lately. He was being a little too demanding off her. "If you say so...later." He turned to leave, Temari was delighted by this, and this would be easier with him not around.
Temari was ordered to do lots of stupid things that evening. From acting insane to acting like a saint, being a snobby bitch or being a little princess. By the time she was finished with these tasks she was sure Konoha will run her out of here. She'd be known as the crazy blonde girl who called herself wonder woman. It was all her crazy brunette, friends doing; actually it was all her friends doing. She needed a break from this. But she knew Sakura won't allow it, she's been waiting her turn ever since this thing started.
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- (Bonus Part From Here To The End) –
Eating peanut butter and apples on your front porch with your older brother was no big deal but what he was talking about was.
"I bet you one hundred Gaara gonna get laid, every time I see him and his little girlfriend they're always making out." Kankuro spoke loudly as if it was ok to be talking about his little brother's love life with his little sister.
Temari made a disgusted face at him. "No way am I betting one hundred on my brother and my best friend, quit talking about them like that you pervert! Why do you act as if you don't know Matsy?" He pinched her cheek and patted her head like he always does, but he usually only did that when she's crying.
It was an old habit they picked up from a TV show when they were younger and now it was their thing. "You're so cute like that, I rather say his little girlfriend so no one would know Matsuri's going out with him, respect their privacy." For a second Temari parsed Kankuro, but her parsing didn't last too long.
"So why the hell your betting on them like that for!?" He chuckled rubbing the back of his head. He gave her the goofiest smile she has ever seen before and a lame excuse to go with it.
"I need money." She smacked the back of his head and got up to leave. Honestly why did her idiotic brother have to go and say something like that and spoil here day.
Making her way to her room she glanced in Gaara's room because the door was wide opened. "Good god, close the darn door if you're going to be doing that, Kankuro's right for once." She slammed the door and stumped away.
Matsuri turned red, she and Gaara was making out on his bed. "What does she mean by Kankuro's right; I'm going to kill him." Matsuri screeched but was once again distracted when Gaara kissed her again.
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Sakura and Chieri adored their master pieces that have been working on for the past half an hour. Itachi and Sasuke had a talk over a movie last night and they both fell asleep on the couch in the living room. Sakura still couldn't believe they both slept through the whole procedure. Chieri high-five Sakura and ran off to get the camera.
There was no way they were not taking pictures of this. Mikoto passed by and covered her mouth to stop herself from laughing loudly and spoiling the fun. A few sounds escaped her mouth as Sakura took a few shots of both her sons.
"You should have called me in on the fun girls." Mikoto chuckled before leaving to continue on her way to finish doing the laundry.
"Should we be good girls and wake them up?" Chieri asked shyly.
"I think we should." Sakura purred innocently. Sakura looked over Sasuke's sleeping form on the plush couch, Chieri doing the same with Itachi.
"One." Chieri said placing her hands on her boyfriend's shoulder.
"Two." Sakura did the same with Sasuke, the 'two' coming out as a light laughter.
"Three!" They screamed simultaneously shaking each Uchiha boy. When they got up the girls backed off far as possible preparing themselves to run. "Morning sweet hearts." Sakura said evilly, Chieri smirked.
"What are you two up to this morning?" Itachi asked.
Sasuke found that his face felt funny, when he looked at his brother's face he smirked. Itachi did the same at him. Then realisation struck them both like lighting to the chest. Both of them had makeup and hair clips on their face and hair.
Sakura was the first to break into hysterical laughter; she had to admit they looked a little too much like cute girls. It wasn't too soon before Chieri joined in, she was feeling like sixteen again.
"You're dead!" Sasuke muttered before he and Itachi got up and chased after the screaming pair of girls. Sakura dashed up stairs and automatically ran into Sasuke's room and hide in his walk in closet.
Mean while Itachi chased Chieri around the kitchen counted. Until Chieri tripped Itachi and ran for the back door to get out the house. She ended up hiding in the pool house. Sakura and Chieri texted each other back and forth keeping their phones on silent so that it's ringing wouldn't give away their hiding spot.
It wasn't long until Sasuke found Sakura and chased her around his room. Most of the makeup was taken off by his jerseys. His mother would kill him, there where stains on the green material now. "You're gonna pay for this." He dived at her grabbing her waist and dragging her to his untidy bed.
Throwing her on it he crept up on her, she lay flat on her back as he sat on her knees. He didn't put all his weight on her though; it was just to keep her from running or kicking him.
With one hand he held her hands tightly and began tickling her stomach. He chuckled when she wiggled and began laughing loudly, begging him to stop.
She was able to break free from his hold and tickled him back. It was tickling completion now, Sasuke was winning, they didn't even notice the kind of positions they were in. Itachi burst in the door Chieri on his shoulder wiggling and pounding his back, but he felt noting. Both Sasuke and Sakura stopped for a second to look up, but Itachi and Sasuke smirked, it was their turn for revenge.
Let's just say later that day Sakura and Chieri learned not to give the Uchiha brothers a makeover while they slept. Not that would really stop them, if they are given another opportunity. From tickle fights, pinched face, to being thrown into the huge swimming pool the boys decided to leave them alone.
Itachi decided he'd punish Chieri later when they were alone in his room behind locked doors. Although that may not be so much of a punishment for her, because she'd defiantly enjoy what he had in mind, and he'd enjoy it to.
Sasuke on the other hand changed his face book password and made Sakura plead, beg and cry for the new one. She liked going on his account more than he ever did and he allowed her because...well because she's Sakura.
When she started to cry, even though he knew it was fake he gave into her. He really had no kind of privacy when it came to Sakura, not that he had much of a problem with that. But he'll never tell her that.
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Neji was scared, honestly scared for his life. Their grandmother had come over that very night Tenten and Karin decided to sleep over. His uncle had left and now it was him and five women in the house all alone. They were plotting for him; he knew it even his grandmother. She looked like any other sweet grandmother, with her silver, grey hair in a high bun on her head. Her smiling face with little amount of wrinkles and she wasn't over weight but she was thick in size.
Her eyes just like his and his siblings and uncle just hers had more stories to tell than theirs had.
But he knew his grandmother, she was young at heart. Always up to pranks and no good. With Tenten and Karina in the house as well that was double trouble.
He smelt porridge coming from down stairs; the scent was strong and pulled him to it. He loved his grandmother's porridge. He decided to put off worrying about what they'd do to him for now, besides they hadn't try anything yet and it's been four hours.
Maybe he was being paranoid.
Last time she, his grandmother, came to spend the week, she and Hanabi had torture him, Hianta didn't do much but she still helped. They even pulled a few on his uncle, who couldn't say a word against it because his mother was responsible.
Opening the door to the kitchen he heard a click. He looked up to be greeted by warm porridge, splattered all over his face, his long hair and his body. He grinds his teeth, marching off to Hinata's room splashing porridge all over the floor. He could care less about that right now.
There was no answer on the fourth knock and he gave up, they weren't coming out.
Making his way to his shower, he stripped himself of his clothes. Washing the porridge off, he rubbed the soap on himself wanting to rid the scent of porridge of him. Pouring shampoo on his head he rinsed, after scrubbing his long brown hair. Looking down at his foot as he let the water wash the shampoo of he noticed pink liquid going down the drain hole on the ground.
Rushing out the shower and stood in front the full length mirror he cursed hard. His hair was pink, pink almost like Sakura's hair."I'd get you for this!" He shouted hearing his voice eco through the house, the place was that silent. Tenten and Karin snickered, they had put in dye in his shampoo when he was in the kitchen, it was temporary though, and it'll wash of in a few days. Hinata, Hanabi and their grandmother had made and set the porridge trap.
Even if Hinata felt kind of bad for her cousin, it was so much fun plotting and setting the traps.
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