Disclaimers: Naruto don't belong to me.

This story is about Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Tenten, Temari, Matsuri, Karin as best friends doing the craziest of things that friends would do together.

Couples are Sasuke and Sakura, Ino and Sai, Naruto and Hinata, Tenten and Neji, Shikamaru and Temari, Gaara and Matsuri, Karin and Suigetsu.

Temari's eyes fluttered opened only to be close back once more, hiding away behind her lids from the sun that peeped at her through the cracks of the curtains. She felt a hand shifting on her bare stomach and her eyes darted opened to see Shikamaru looking at her. He shifted closer to her.

"Morning." He purred in her ear kissing and nibbling on her neck, he took a deep breath of her nuzzling his nose into the crook of her neck. Temari felt sore all over especially down there, after all that happened yesterday she should have still been worn out. She lay on her side and moved some of his hair out of his face. At that moment she decide she like seeing him like this the best.

"Morning." She smiled a dazzling bright smile at him, reaching out to cup his cheek and bring his face to hers. She pressed on his but the smile on her face was still there.

Kissing him lovingly for what happened between them, for being hers. She pulled away and thought for a moment, 'is he my boyfriend now?' she wasn't sure, and what if he saw this as a onetime thing or like a booty call or a in the moment thing? She still didn't know what he thought about her completely.

"What's wrong?" He asked drawing her attention back on him. She wasn't quite sure how o bring it up and ask. After some thought, she decided to go for the 'to-the-point' approach.

"Am I...am I you... you know, your, girlfriend now?" She was afraid to ask afraid of him breaking her heart into millions of pieces. To her, yesterday meant so much to her and at that moment she thought she was the only one, the only girl for him but she had to ask to make sure.

"Temari do you even have to ask, yes, your mines and mines alone." She blushed; he was changing her so much and she didn't even mind it one bit.

"Ohh, and your mines all mines too." She smirked pushing him down to kiss him deeply again.

...

"You guys did 'it', didn't you?" Ino was pestering Temari for an answer about her disappearance the day before with the lazy guy. Even though they were all curious for an answer and detail about the panty-less lap dance, they knew when to not ask, except for Ino that is.

It was Ino if she didn't do this, it'll just make everyone suspect something was wrong. Temari was expecting it, Matsuri knew she hadn't returned home that night. She knew because of Gaara of course and she told the other girls which lead them to where they are at this instant.

"No, we didn't 'do it'." Temari was becoming irritated by Ino's constant talking and digging for information she didn't want to give out. She expected it, that didn't mean she wanted to deal with it.

She had already told them she was now officially his girlfriend but that wasn't enough for her dear friend Ino. "Tell us girly or I'll bend you over on my lap and spank you... No way! He spanked you didn't he?" Ino was going too far she was even spanking the air and wiggling her perfect waxed blonde eyebrows.

Before violence could start Hinata stepped in like she always did, truthfully she was properly why they hadn't killed each other yet. "Sakura_chan, how about your next task?" When the suggestion was laid out, a board Karin and Matsuri jumped up in glee. There rapid movements woke the sleeping chocolate lover who was sleeping peacefully in-between them.

They were at a round table outside a cafe sipping on cinnamon bon's famous smoothies. "That's a great idea Hina." Matsuri rejoiced at the sudden change in topic. Sakura sat up in her seat and laced her fingers together with an evil sneer on her pink lips.

Forming word with her mouth Sakura spoke her task out loud. "Second task, you got to dress up like a boy for the day and act perverted for every girl our age you see."

Everyone around the table gawked at Sakura as if she grew another eye in the middle of her forehead and horns on her head. Well at least she did in their imagination.

"Where do you come up with these things?" Tenten asked sleepily rubbing her eyes and covering yawns. Matsuri nodded in agreement to Tenten's question.

"From the deepest, darkest parts of her head." Karin spoke in a creepy voice making Hinata shiver. Karin slapped Tenten's hand away from her drink and pointed to the other cup next to it indicating that Tenten was taking the wrong cup up.

Ino rolled her eyes at the bunch, she would much rather get information from Temari, but this idea of Sakura's sounded like fun.

"Yea yea whatever, but I'll have to go home and get some of my brother's cloths." Temari confirmed, the girls nodding at her, only Matsuri decided to go with her. She just wanted to see her boyfriend, if he was even home.

When they had arrived at Temari's place, Matsuri left her going straight into Gaara's room. He was napping when she cuddled up to him waking him up. "What are you doing here?" He asked stretching his muscles while sitting up. Matsuri felt her cheeks get hotter and knew it was turning red.

Gaara was shirtless, his muscles flexing with his movements. "I'm just dropping by for a visit is that so wrong for your girlfriend to just drop by?" She didn't give him a chance to talk; she continued telling him what she was really doing there. "I'm here with Temari she has to get some stuff, sorry I woke you up." She apologised not taking her eyes of his sexy body.

"You can wake me whenever you want, are you checking me out?" He looked at her, the corners of his lips twitched upwards into a smirk. He love teasing her just to see her face go red and her cheeks puff up like a cute chipmunk.

"N-No way, you got noting to look at." She teased, her body betraying her words as she flushed even more.

"Really, this girl told me otherwise." He glanced down at himself as if he was uncertain.

"What!?" Matsuri had fallen right into his trap. She glared at him, just what he wanted, an reaction from her.

"Well you shouldn't mind if I take my shirt off in front other girl's right, since I have nothing to show." He made his web carefully to trap Matsuri to the point where she couldn't get out like a spider and his prey.

"You'll do no such thing only I can see your abs got that." Bingo, he got her and she didn't even notice what she had just said.

"Abs? But you said I got nothing." His face looked so cute when he 'play' frown at her looking all innocent. But his motives were far from innocent.

"Oh shut up and kiss me." She glared at him but smiled at the same time, he was just too cute to be mad at.

"I'll gladly please you my goddess." He smirked at her cute shocked face and kissed her letting her touch his abs.

...

While Matsuri and Gaara played around Temari used this as her opportunity to sneak out and go see Shikamaru. She decided to use his cloth instead of her brothers. She knew Matsuri wouldn't notice a thing, when she was around Gaara she tends to forget other things around her. It'll be kind of hard explaining to him what she's doing but he's a smart boy, he'll totally do what she want him to.

Just like when she borrowed his boxers, he didn't even know she had worn them but he had taken it back, no questions asked. Not that it mattered now after all they are a couple and they did do 'it'. The thought of what they did made her blush.

Knocking on the door three times someone opened it, a woman.

She has long, dark brown hair in a ponytail; three strand casually framing her beautiful face. She had on a pink blouse and dark coloured skirt with an apron over it. Temari couldn't help but notice the simple pair of hoop earring in her ear.

Shikamaru's ear was pierced as well but he wore studs instead. "Hello, how may I help you?" The lady asked kindly her voice sweet and soft. Temari started thinking this was a bad idea, she didn't expect anyone but him to be around.

"Um yea...uh, good morning, s-sorry for bothering you, I'm here to see Shikamaru please." Temari smiled at the lady, she had to be his mother, and they had similar features she noted.

"Come in sweetie, I'll go get him, make yourself at home ...um..." The woman trailed of, Temari wanted to slap herself, how could she not introduce herself.

"Sorry I'm Temari." Temari felt the blush creeping up her face and landed on her cheek. This is not how she had imagined meeting his mother, she hadn't even thought about it.

"Temari, nice to meet you, are you a friend?" The lady asked. "OH! By the way, you must know I'm his mother, you can call me, Yoshin_sama." Temari nod as Yoshin walked away to get Shikamaru, she didn't know how to answer to the 'friend' part. She didn't feel right saying she was his friend when she was more and she couldn't say she's his girlfriend either.

She was glad though, Yoshin was so warm and kind to her, and she acted as if they knew each other. "Shikamaru! Open this door!" She heard shouting coming from upstairs. Temari giggled at that especially when her guy came strolling downstairs a lazy frown on his face. His hands shoved in his pocket as always, his mother came down behind him talking to him.

"Your cute friend Temari's here to see you." At the mention of her name she saw his eyes come alive. He looked up and met her gaze, he smirked she made a shiver run up Temari's spine.

Yoshin looked at the two, a knowing look on her face she smirked. "Or is she your cute girlfriend?" Yoshin teased before leaving, she didn't even wait for a respond she just excused herself and left, as if she already knew. She wasn't blind; she could see the chemistry between the two the moment they laid eyes on each other.

She has seen her son with his Ino and the other girls that showed up from time to time, his girl friend's and he never looked at them the way he looked at the blonde girl that stood before him.

"Hey." Shikamaru greeted warmly, his voice so sexily deep but sort of raspy as if he had just woken up. Knowing him he properly had just woken up.

"Hey, did I wake you?" She asked walking up to meet him at the bottom of the stairs. His eyes were sort of red, as well as his hair ruffled. Evidence that he was in a slumber just seconds ago.

"Well technically my mother did." He held out a hand to her, she took it whiteout hesitation. He began pulling her up the stairs and to his room. When they were behind closed doors he asked. "You came back for more of me." As much as she'd like to say yes and mean it, she couldn't, not with his mother right downstairs and her friends waiting for her.

"I came for your cloths."

She chuckled at his expression; it wasn't what he was expecting to hear. She began explaining to him why she needed it leaving out the part where she had to be perverted to girls her age and a few other details.

"There is no end to your craziness is there?" He asked while stuffing some of his cloths, boxers included in a bag for her.

"I guess not." She said form by his bookshelf, looking over his CD's. "Hey Shika?" She called out to him.

"Mm." He grunted to let her know he was listening, walking over to her, bag in hand. She turned to look up at him; he kissed her forehead coxing her to speak.

"My parents are out of town for some time, you want to spend the night? I could make you breakfast like I said I would." She asked shyly, he kissed her again this time on her lips.

But before they could deepen the kiss there was a knock on the door and it opened. Temari pulled away and began digging through the CD's and Shikamaru placing the duffel bag on the bed fixing a zip.

"Hey you two sorry for bothering you but I just thought you'd like some juice and sandwiches."

Temari had to go but she couldn't refuse his mother for some reason.

"Sure, thanks Mrs. Nara." Temari smiled, but Yoshino frowned.

"Now, now Temari_chan, you don't need to ne so formal, call me Yoshino_sama." She then smiled, setting the tray with the dinks and sandwiches on the bed and left.

As soon as the door closed Temari was tackled to the bed. He was using her as his pillow; he wrapped his arms around her waist and laid his head on her comfy breast. He reached for a sandwich and began eating as if she wasn't under him. She wiggled her hands form his hold and rest one on his tied heir and with the other took a sandwich herself.

"I'd love to spend the night." He finally said making her beam with joy, she couldn't wait.

...

Matsuri was on top of Gaara her body between his opened legs his knee in the air and his feet flat on his bed. Her head on her hands on his chest, they were talking about noting in particular, just random things. Gaara played with her hair and looked at her as she spoke his head propped on a pillow.

There was a knock on his door followed by an, "I'm ready lets go." Matsuri sighted and kissed him.

"I've got to go babe." She climbed of him, in the process of doing this Gaara got a sneak peek of part of her breast. She gathered her hair in her hands to smoothen out the knots Gaara had made.

"Call me later then, I'm going out to see some old friends of mine." Matsuri was curious to whom this 'friend' was.

"Who?" She asked trying her best not to come of jealously curious.

"You may know them, Naruto, Sasuke probably Sai to." He informed her getting up as well, they shared one more kiss before she left.

Matsuri walked out of the Sabaku's house hold, she scan for Temari but all she saw was a guy looking at her expectantly. She studied him carefully form head to toe. He had on a baggy, big green jersey and extra baggy navy, grey long pants that hung of his waist to show his grey boxers, a belt struggling to hold the pants up on him.

On his feet a white converse, he also had a chain on his neck, it looked like one of those chains Shikamaru usually wore. He also had a green and white cap on his head covering what looked like blonde hair.

"Well how do I look?" He asked but his voice came out feminine.

"WAIT, Temari? Wow you look like a real guy." Matsuri stated examining her closer up this time. "You look like a small guy in baggy clothes though, a skinny weak guy." Matsuri squinted her eyes and poked Temari's chest, her...flat chest? "Where did you hide your melons?" Matsuri asked placing both hands on her chest feeling around, only to feeling bumps.

"Stop that, I bandaged them away, and they are not melons, stop touching." Temari pulled away from the perverted hands.

"You're pretty cute as a guy." Matsuri playfully purred.

"Oh really, cute enough for you to cheat on Gaara, with me?" Temari joked wrapping her hands around Matsuri waist, the shoes, Shikamaru shoes, made her look a little taller than she was.

"Yea." Matsuri joked putting her hand on Temari's chest again; she knew this'll make Temari pull away. They were just teasing each other.

In a blink of an eye Gaara was outside cursing loudly running up to Temari, his intentions were to kill, his eye held disbelief and anger as he reached for Temari. "Gaara wait!" Matsuri screamed as he grabbed Temari's jersey lifting her of the ground a little, her stomach showing, along with her belly bottom piercing.

"Gaara put me the hell down." Temari shouted before he could hit her, he looked at her confuse before letting her down, slowly.

"Temari?" He asked running a hand through his red hair. He could tell it was her by her voice. His mind was racing with thoughts as he eyed the two girls in front of him, he didn't understand. But the anger in him was still there.

"Yes Gaara, who else." She growled lowly, dangerously, sure she knew it wasn't his fault but still she was pissed. He could have hit her if she hadn't shouted at him; he acted to reckless for his own good at times. If he kept it up he'd get himself in deep shit one day.

"Why are you dressed like that?" He looked at Matsuri who had leached herself onto his arm looking right back at him. She was trembling a bit; her eyes were still wide, she felt like if she were to let him go she'd fall flat on her face because her feet felt like jell-o.

Gaara had come out ready to meet his friends when he saw Matsuri and some guy, she was all over this guy. The guy's hands on her waist and her hands on his chest, he just saw red afterwards.

Even though the guy looked small and fragile, like he'd break if Gaara was to punch him, Gaara ran up to him. Anger had over taken him seeing his girl in some other guys arm. Now that he thought about it, why were they so snuggled up, his sister and his girlfriend?

"It's one of those things I told you about the girls and I are doing." She confirmed, Matsuri nodding.

"Ok, then why were you to hugging like that a moment ago?" If he didn't know his mine would take him far, like maybe they're both bisexual and cheating behind his back.

"Uh it was my idea; I knew you were coming so I just wanted to play a trick on you." Matsuri murmured, she knew how weird it'll sound if she said they were just playing around. To her it sounded way better that saying she was messing around with his Temari, that'll just make thing akward.

"You think doing stuff like that would be funny?" His tone was a bit harsh; she guessed he would be angry for that.

"Gaara I..." He didn't let her finish. "I'm leaving." He pulled his arm away from her hold and began walking away. Temari wanted to jump in and scold at him for being like that with Matsuri but it'll just make things worse.

"Come on Matsy he'll go blow off his frustration and later he'd be normal, you shouldn't worry." Temari rest a hand on her fiends shoulder for comfort. She just wanted them to forget that this had happened.

...

"It's about time you guys are back, how long does it take to get changed." Karin began lecturing on 'keeping others waiting is rude'. "It's very rude, what if I did that to you, or did Gaara kept you waiting hmmmm..." Karin kept rambling on and on, until Sakura got up grabbing Hinata and Tenten walking with Ino at her side.

"Yea that's rude too." Karin preached at her walking behind her friends.

"You ok?" Temari asked Matsuri noticing her sad expression.

"Yea I'm fine let's go." They followed their group.

Temari notice a few girls actually checking her out, it was too weird, one even winking at her. "Hello earth to Temari...no wait, let's call you Takumi, yea Takumi, you're supposed to be hitting on girls not just walking around." Sakura reminded her, even giving her a guy's name, which she didn't mind being call. It'll hide her real identity and when she did things like this she like hiding her identity.

(To be continued)

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