Disclaimer: I own nothing , this is purely a fanfic for enjoyment. Cross-over from various games , books, anime, manga, and movies. The familiar characters you see here belongs to their respected authors and owners.
Zaban city underground facility
I arrived at the receptionist of the hunter exam, I was numbered 657 of the entrees. I gave a friendly greeting and was kindly lead to an underground facility.
I was given weird looks but the air around me screamed veteran.
"Hi, you must be new , my names Tonpa..." A familiar figure said but I just ignored him and brushed passed him.
"Tsk." Tonpa said as he chose another participant to target.
I saw the familiar figures of the main cast and smiled underneath my hood. I saw the spectacle where Hisoka turned a man's hand into flowers. I used my Gyo covertly but it didn't go unnoticed.
Hisoka licked his fingers and smiled at my direction. The participant's looked and was now wary of me.
As if responding to him I made a pointed finger beside my mouth pointing up and said "shhhh." That scared most of participants as it implied I knew Hisoka.
Hisoka being a good sport just chuckled and headed into a corner.
"Gon, let's stay away from that guy." Said the voice of Leorio
I just ignored them and amused myself by their gossip.
The examiner arrived and introduced himself as Mr. Satotsu. He gave instructions for the exam which was to follow him.
I just paced myself and followed the group, I watched Gon introduced himself to Killua.
"Ahh, sweet, sweet friendship." I thought.
"Ne, ne, that cloaked guy is giving us weird glances over here." Said Gon.
"Gon, don't let that pervert affect you." Said Leorio.
"I'm insulted, by such an accusation." I whispered to Leorio ear as I made a shunpo like move beside Leorio.
"AHHHHH!." Shouted Leorio.
"Cool." Said Gon.
"Gon that guys dangerous." Said Killua.
"That's right, somethings off with that cloaked person." Said Kurpica.
"Hehehehe, well kiddies, I bid you farewell for now." I said as I went into my corner.
Startling the main characters was fun, I wonder how will they react when I show my face, somehow I'm the one dreading on what would happen.
Some hours passed and many contestants dropped out. The marathon weeded out those without stamina.
"Hey I can see a light." Said one of the participants.
Sure enough the light connecting to the numare wetlands was ahead of us. I saw Gon and Killua race ahead of us.
As soon as the majority of us arrived, a man-eating ape greeted us and accused that he was the real examiner. It quickly escalated into a drama among the partipants. Suddenly I noticed a nen filled card heading towards the hunter examiner, the fake examiner, and what's this?, towards me too?.
I quickly blocked mine using my hands coated with nen, so did the hunter examiner whereas the man eating ape was dead.
"Hey I understand why he targeted the examiner and the fake examiner, but why did he target the cloaked person too." Said Kurapica.
"Because, I felt like it." Replied Hisoka while I kept my air of mystery as I pocketed one of Hisoka's card.
"Ne, ne, the examiner blocked the card attack, it means he's strong right?, does that mean that the cloaked person is strong too." Asked Gon.
Only then did the implications of his statement dawn on the participants as they quickly stayed away from me.
Everyone was eyeing me with curiosity and wariness until the air of suspense was broken.
"Ahem!, gentlemen, these are the numare wetlands, everything here will try to trick you and eat you, so be sure to follow me closely." Satotsu said as he began running through the swamps.
I stayed within two meters reach within Satotsu through the marsh, many shouts of scream were heard along the way until we arrived at our second location.
I stayed at a corner and took out my manga and decided to read while waiting on the other participants. It was really uneventful as everything went like clockwork untill the a loud "gong" was heard.
"Thud, thud." could be heard.
"Is there an earthqake." Said one of the applicants.
The sound came closer untill we saw a giant man with a petite woman riding on his shoulder.
"Welcome Participants, my name is Menchi and this is my partner Buhara." Said Menchi the petite woman as she introduced herself and the giant man.
"We are gourmet hunters and we will be giving the second portion of the first exam, seeing as we are gourmet hunters our exam is related to, drumroll please, that's right cooking." Said Menchi.
"I'm Buhara and I will give you your first exam, your exam is to feed me a great stamp, a pig living in these lands, let the hunter exams, continue." Said Buhara as all contestants disappeared into the forest.
I scoured the forest for any sign of pig, I found a flock of them, they were bones everywhere.
"So they're carnivorous?." I thought as I saw a big pig bigger than a cow.
"If I remember correctly, the head is its weakpoint." I thought as I whacked the great stamps head and sure enough, the great stamp fainted.
I then gave it the killing blow and skinned it's hide and intestines. I began applying herbs and spices that I bought with me in my storage black card/ ring and roasted the pig.
After thirty minutes it was finally cooked, it was really really delicious that It made me kill a dozen great stamp and shoved it into my storage pocket dimension where it will be stored in stasis.
I gave Buhara my great stamp and complimented me that it was delicious. He said after he ate a giant pig in one gulp.
Buhara passed the majority of us who presented him with a cooked pig so Menchi gave her dish which was sushi. She explained that it was a popular dish from a small country, almost everyone was clueless except Hanzo the bald ninja and me.
We were of course given tools for the set dish, and I quickly dashed away in a familiar direction.
"Look he likely knows it's ingredients, said the participant and a dozen or so participants followed me who was disappointed when I only stoped at another great stamp herd and killed another great stamp, some quickly thought that I was screwing with them while the others stilled followed my lead.
In the end I made various pork dishes using the great stamp this time around and I had my fill of the super delicious tender pig.
The others of course we're baffled at what was I doing and quickly thought that I was misleading them so the the numbers of person following my example dwindled and left.
I quickly went to the nearest river when no one was around and caught a fish and made a sushi with it and I added a special ingredient from the great stamp.
I then followed the line towards menchi, Hanzo already blurted out the Ingredient was fish so there was a line. Menchi failed all of the other contestants dishes and when it was my turn. She quickly examined my dish.
"It's plain." Said Menchi.
"Yeah, so no good?."
"At least it's the right shape." Said Menchi.
"Ohhh." Said the crowd astonished.
Menchi then ate my sushi and she was stunned for a moment.
"Well this is unexpected, you used part of the great stamps flavor to spice the plain sushi, remarkable, exquisite, but not quite there, try again."
"Ohhh, did you hear that, that guy received a compliment and didn't outright fail."
I merely shrugged and continued to eat my great stamp in a corner, I saw Buhara drooling at my great stamp dishes and decided to share it with him.
Buhara was a happy man as he wore a contended smile while eating my great stamp.
"You all fail, you don't understand the essence of a gourmet hunter, at least participant 657 was creative in his dish." Shouted Menchi as she decided to fail all of us.
After thirty minutes of complaints and an angry Menchi ready to kill the examiners, however chairman Netero arrived who jumped from a blimp high up in the sky, he was seriously a very strong old man as he left a crater on the ground he landed in.
After a convincing rebuttal from chairman Netero, Menchi finally agreed for us to retake her test. we did change locations into mount split in half via the blimp.
"Welcome, the topic this time is boiled egg, in our current location, a rare species of eagles called the spider eagles lays their nest in these ravine, your goal is to get an egg and boil it, if you fall, you will be washed out by the currents at sea, worry not, our designated associates will be there to rescue you, but you will have to take the hunter exam next year if you fall, I believe that's everything, ready, begin." Explained Menchi.
Many people jumped into the ravine, many fell off and some got an egg. I got my egg quite easily due to my training with Biscuit. We boiled the spider eagle egg and Gon noticed that Buhara was drooling over the eggs which he realized that it was cooked. Sure enough it really was cooked and it was delicious. Most of us passed the first exam and we cheered as we boarded to the blimp that headed towards our next exam distination
Hunter Blimp
I rested a bit at the blimp and some hours passed, I chuckled as I recalled the excited Gon and Killua were exploring earlier.
"Maybe I should explore too." I thought as I went to explore.
I explored the majority of the blimp, it was quite large. As I passed into a corner I saw a shocking scene, it was Killua with his hand sharp as nails with a dead body before him.
"Yo." I said as I called out to him. In hindsight it wasn't probably a good idea as Killua suddenly lunged at my face with a powerful thrust to my face. I of course blocked the attack and managed to hold his striking hand near my face, unfortunately Killua's attack was strong and generated a strong gust of wind that knocked of my cloak.
Killua's eyes widened as he looked like he saw a ghost, he was literally staring at a copy of himself. That white hair, that fair skinned face, yup, it was exactly the exact replica of himself.
"What!, that face, it looks exactly like, like, me." Said Killua shocked.
"..." Silence filled the room.
"Are you my long lost brother?, damn, dad had an affair, pfthahahahahaha." Killua laughed as he bawled on the floor laughing.
"I don't know what you're talking about." I said with an innocent face which made him see a double of himself pouting and started laughing even louder.
"Damn I was expecting more of a recation." Thought Zed.
"Hahahahahahahaha." laughed Killua at the floor.
I covered my head back with the cloak and decided to leave, I didn't expect to be tackled behind by Killua himself.
"Don't go nii-san." Said Killua.
"I'm not your brother." I said to him.
"Yes you are, your my long lost twin brother." Replied Killua.
"Are not."
"Are too."
"..." Silence surrounded us as we stared at each others eyes.
"Sigh, look, I'm sure if you ask your parents, we can clear this up." I said to him.
"Really?, great, that means you're coming with me back to kukuroo mountain." Said Killua happily.
"Wouldn't it be better to give them a call first?." I asked him.
"You're right I'm going to give them a call." Said Killua as he stood up and went to his cellphone and dialed his phone numer.
"Hello Gotoh, it's me, what do you mean what's the password, oh right they changed it recently, it's xxxxxxxx, can you connect me to dad?."
"Of course Mater Killua." Said Gotoh.
"Hello this is Silva speaking."
"Hi dad it's me Killua."
"Oh Killua, I heard you hurt your mother on the way out, she never been more proud."
"Dad, I'm going to ask you a serious question, please answer truthfully."
"What's gotten into you?, fine I'll answer."
"Okay dad, here's my question, Did you have an affair?."
"Cough, cough, what brought on this question?, anyways come home, your mom's really worried."
"You just evaded the question, fine I will come home, along with my long lost twin brother." Said Killua as he hung up.
Zoldyck estate.
"Was that Killua?." Asked Zeno.
"Yes it was, he said he's coming home." Said Silva.
"Good, call Illumi to call off his search, Killua's coming home." Replied Zeno.
"About that, Killua said he'll be coming home."
"Yes, yes, you already said that."
"He said he'll be coming with his long lost twin brother."
"Say what?."
"Yes, that's what I thought too."