Here we go with part 2 of the Magic Council Arc. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto and Fairy Tail by Hiro Mashima. Anything written is purely my own thoughts.
Naruto walked into Yajima's office. "Do I really have to wear this? Seriously I look like a tool! I think its making my head worse." Yajima laughed at Naruto's thoughts of his new uniform. "Well it will have to do for the time being. and way your first assignment just came in. You have to go to Quatro Cerberus in Lupinus Town and pick up a mage by the name of Bacchus. Hopefully Goldmine would be too pissed off at him again this last thing before you go Naruto give this to him. It might help you get Bacchus." Yajima handed Naruto a letter. "Now go and don't be late."
Chapter 18: The Magic Council Part 2: Bacchus
Naruto was in Lupinus Town and was trying to find the Quatro Cererus guild. He had tried all over town but was not having any luck. He was about to give up until he was a man small in height waering a long blue bandanna walking towards the nearby forest outside of town. The man had the guild mark on his trousers. Naruto stayed in the shadows and quietly followed him to a large build in the middle of the forest. He had found the guild hall. Naruto marked the tree in front of him and raijin'd back to the town.
Arriving back in Lupinus Naruto walked towards the envoy that went with him. they were staying in the hotel that the magic council had paid for them while they waited not knowing if Bacchus was currently in the guild or not.
"Ok guys I've found the guild lets roll out." Naruto waved for the group of men to follow them. They started to pull a large mobile cage with them as well. they slowly made their way towards the Quatro guild hall. When they arrived Naruto walked inside the guild. "I'm looking for this guilds master Goldmine."
"I'm right here." Goldmine walked in front of Naruto. "What can I do for our guest of the Magic Council?" Naruto presented Goldmine the letter he was given by Yajima.
Hey Goldie
The boy in front of you is Makky's grandson Naruto. He's currently been assigned to the magic council for the time being. He's looking to bring Bacchus back to the magic council for his hearing over the hot spring hotel incident. Try to go easy on him and don't be having ANY GAMES with him.
Yaji.
'So this is Makky's grandson... Don't play any games... Oh I get what Yaji's after.' Goldmine thought of a cunning plan. "Hey Bacchus get out here now!" Goldmine roared inside the guild.
"What is it master. I was enjoying my wine. Who's the kid?" Bacchus walked outside of guild and started to star at Naruto.
"This Bacchus my boy is Naruto. He's from the magic council. Now Naruto I want to have a little game with you. I want to see if your better than my boy Bacchus." Goldmine placed his hand on Bacchus' shoulder.
"Sorry master but this is a guild of men not boys. But I am interested in this game. It's making my soul tremble. Wiiild"
"FOUR!" The whole guild roared.
"No." Naruto held his hand out. "I'm just here to bring Bacchus Groh to the magic council nothing more."
"Such a shame I can't get to see how strong Makarov's grandson is. A real shame." Goldmine tried to tempt Naruto. Naruto's ear started to twitch.
"I'm in." Naruto fell for it.
(Naruto vs Bacchus)
"Ok Naruto I see you brought Bacchus a cell so how about this if you can get Bacchus into that cell you win. Simple all my man Bacchus has to do is Stay out of the cell. Agreed." Goldmine offered Naruto the terms of the fight. He nodded much to Bacchus joy.
"Oh my soul trembling even more. This is so wiiild!"
"FOUR!" The whole guild roared again. Naruto sweat dropped at their... enthusiasm.
"Alright, ready... BEGIN" Goldmine lowered his hand to start the fight. Bacchus lowered his body and spread out his arms. He ran towards Naruto who threw a kunai into the cage.
"TRANSFORM!" A large pile of smoke surrounded Naruto. Bacchus stopped in his tracks trying to see if Naruto had used the smoke as a distraction to hide his position.
(Sexiness OST)
The cloud of smoke dissipated leaving a busty blonde woman with long pigtails facing Bacchus with her head held low and a finger in her mouth.
"You wouldn't hurt little old me now would you. Mr big and strong." Everyone who was standing watching the fight eyes turned into the shape of hearts.
"OH YEAH BABY!" Bacchus slowly walked toward the beauty before him. He stopped right in front of her. "OH YEAH MY SOUL IS SHIVERING WITH MANLINESS!"
The busty blonde smiled as she place her hand on Bacchus' shoulder. "You so silly hehe. REVOLVING FLYING RAIJIN!" Sudden Bacchus found himself inside the cage with a mark on his pads as the busty blonde held a kunai in her hand. Another cloud of smoke covered the blonde and as it disappeared it revealed Naruto standing with a cheeky fox grin covering his face. "Its easy to win a fight if you know your opponent's weakness. For you its women. And it's also the reason your going to see the magic council you perv." Naruto turned to look at the members of Quatro Cererus but found them all lying on the ground passed out from blood loss caused by nose bleeds. "I think I should label this jutsu as an S class." Naruto then turned to look at the rune knight escort he had along with him on his mission. They were the same as the guild mages. "Oh for fuck sake!"
(And then)
Minutes passed by as Naruto waited until everyone had recovered from their... Shock to get back on their feet. "I must say Naruto I didn't expect that at all. Haha you've most likely got the same taste of women as your grandfather as well haha." Goldmine laughed at the similarities he could see between Naruto and a young Makarov. "Well you won fair is fair."
"Yeah I admit you won this round Dreyar but just one thing. WHY THE HELL AM I IN A CAGE?!"
"Oh that's simple. It's so you don't go chasing after women on the journey to Era. Your going there to answer your charges of sexual harassment you don't want to increase that list of charges do you?" Bacchus didn't answer. Goldmine sweat dropped as he understood why Naruto used the cage.
(Two days later in Era)
Naruto walked back into Yajima's office in the magic council's headquarters. "well done Naruto your first mission was a complete success. You didn't even destroy anything I'm quite proud. Now all you have to do is fill our you mission report form and I'll give you your next mission for the magic council."
"Wait. What do you mean mission report form?"
"This is an organised council Naruto we must have one hundred percent knowledge of event of all our members. We council members even have to fill ones out after every meeting." Naruto was stunned to hear this. "Haha don't worry my boy I'lll help you fill it out. We can talk over some ramen."
Omake
(Fairy Tail guild Naruto's birthday party)
Makarov, Yajima and Porlyusica were all together by the bar inside the guild. they were currently watching Erza knock the living hell out of all the young generation of Fairy Tail.
"She reminds me of a certain young female mage we know ehh Makky." Yajima nudged Makarov.
"And what do you mean by that Yaji? Porlyusica gave Yajima her death glare scaring the shit out of poor Yajima. He started to cry anime tears.
"You need to grow up Yaji." Makarov pushed Yajima but Porlyusica also jumped as well.
"MAKAROV DREYAR EXPLAIN YOURSELF!" While Makarov pushed Yajima with his right hand he extended his left and slappedPorlyusica rear end.
"Explain what? You need to calm down too toots."
"TOOTS!?" Makarov jumped off from the bar and started to skip around the guild as Porlyusica tried her best to catch him and murder him. Yajima was left watching the scene in front of him play out. "I swear all we need in Rob, Bob and Goldmine and it will be like in the good old days."
Erza had stopped in the middle of her rampage and also watched Porlyusica chance after master. "Please don't let Naruto turn out to be like his grandfather."
And there we go for this chapter. This omake was a request from avidnarutofan one of my reviewers gave me and I felt it was a great idea so I hope you all enjoyed it. Now I know this chapter is short and I apologise but as I said it's loose end I wanted to introduce and you'll understand why after a few more chapters. Anyway time for Q&A!
1) How long will this arc last? This arc will most likely last up to the new year. After this arc cannon starts.
2) What will you story arc will you start cannon with? You'll have to wait and see I'm afraid.
3) How did you get the idea for the drunk Naruto? Well lets just say it's off personal experience :p
4) Will Naruto be stuck doing only magic council business? Yes. For this arc only.
Well that's all from this chapter hope you all enjoyed it. Till next time!
