El Tigre copyright Jorge Gutierrez and Sandra Equihua
The MASK copyright Dark Horse Comics/New Line Cinema
The Mask Of Miracle City
Chapter 15: Attack Of The Frida Twins
"SURPRIIIIIIIIIIISE!
Senior Siniestro And Doctor Chipotle Jr Were Greeted With a Shocking Sight.
It Wasn`t El Tigre Who They`re Frida Robots Had Blasted...But, THE MASK DRESSED UP AS EL TIGRE!
"THE MASK! Exclaimed Siniestro
Mask Twirls Around An Appears As a Green Faced Elvis
"Ladies And Gentlemen...FRIDA HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!
Mask Points Towards The Empty Tube Where Frida Was.
Chipotle And Siniestro Look And See The Real Manny Holding Frida.
"MANNY! Said Frida Happily
EL Tigre Grins.
"Adios Amigos.
El Tigre Fires His Grappel Claw And Swings Out Of a Window With frida.
The Two Villains Glare At Mask.
Mask Smiles And Waves Sheepishly.
"hi...
"KILL ! Shouts Chipotle
The Frida Robots Ready they`re Lasers, Rockets And Guns, They Aim At Mask.
"Target Locked...
"Ladies...Can We Talk ABout This.
"Fire.
"Well, I Guess Not.
All Weapons Fire And Hit The Mask At The Same Time.
The Blinding Flash Of They`re Attacks Can Be Seen From Outside...Where Manny And Frida Were.
"M-Manny...
Frida Was Looking At Manny, Her Eyes Wide And Shiny.
"he helped save me.
Manny Narrowed His Eyes.
"yeah...he did.
Manny Put Frida Down.
"Get To The Car, I`ll be Right With You...I Have a Friend To Help.
Frida Ran For Cover While El Tigre Ran Into The Building.
Inside, El Tigre Saw The Robots Firing Away At The Mask.
he Shot His Grappel Claw And Punched Thru Several Robots, Reducing Them To Smoldering Scrap Metel.
Mask Emerged From The Scorched Ground...Covered In Charcoal.
El tigra Ran towards Him.
"MASK!, you Okay?
Mask Held Up a Sign That Read: "WHAT DO YOU THINK, NUMBSKULL!"
More Frida Bots Appeared.
"Wow, It`s Like My Sweetest dream And Worst Nightmare All Rolled Up In One." Said Tigre
"STAND ASIDE!, I`ll Handle This.
Mask Twirls Around In a Green Tornado That Increases In Size, Til It Looks Like Something From "TWISTER"
He Sucks Up All The Robots Like a Vacume And Causes Them To Crash Into Each Other At Hight Speed.
"From The Creators Of JURASSIC PARK And SPEED...IT'S TWISTER!" Yelled Mask
Mask Stops Spinning, Causing Robot Parts To Fall From The Air.
"~Siiiiiiiing In The Raaaaain!
I`m Just Siiiiiiiiinging In The Raaaaaain!~
Mask Stops And Turns Back To EL Tigre.
"Okay, Let`s Go Home...Party`s Over.
"NOT QUITE OVER! Began Senior Siniestro
"We Still Have a Gift That Need Unwrapped. Said Chipotle
The Two Villains Both Pressed a Button.
Two Shadowed Tubes Glowed And Drained Away Some Liquids.
They Opened And Out Emerged Two Frida Clones.
One Was a Cyborg With a Robot Arm And Eye.
Another Was Wearing a Mechanical Cowgirl Outfit.
"Oh, Crud...
"GAAAAAAAH!
IT`S THE TERRIBLE TWOSOME!
"FRIDA TWINS, ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
The Cyborg Frida Fired a Laser From Her Arm While The Cowgirl Frida Launched Missles At The Heroes.
El Tigre Used His Tiger Reflexes To Avoid The Missles...
But, The Missles Hit Mask And Exploded With a Loud Shockwave.
"MASK!
The Dust Cleared And Mask Was Covered In Black Soot, His Hair And Clothes Burning a Bit.
"Is Today "BLOW UP THE MASK" DAY!" Shouted Mas, Angrily
Mask Brushed The Soot Off And Sped Towards The Frida Twins.
He Handed The Cowgirl Frida SOme Flowers And a Heart Shaped Box Of Chocolates.
"For You, Psycho-Mama!
"For ME?
Cowgirl Frida Sniffed The Flowers...Which Sprayed Water Into Her Face.
a Spring Loaded Gove Popped Out Of The Heart Box And Slammed a Pie Into Her Face.
She Glared At Mask...Who Smiled.
"One Last Gift.
Mask Pulled Out a Remote And Pressed a Button.
The Box And Flowers Exploded, Covering Cowgirl Frida In Soot.
Mask Stuck Out His Tounge.
"BEEP-BEEP!
Mask Sped Off.
Cyborg Frida Growled, Then Shot Her Machine Gun At Him.
Mask Passed By El Tigre.
"SHE`S ALL YOURS, PAL!
Tigre Extended His Claws And Charged After Cyborg Frida.
He Shot His Grappel Claw, And Pierced Some Circutry...Electrocuting The Cyborg Girl.
"Now For The FINALE!
Mask Twirled Around Into a Green Tornado And Sucked Both Frida`s Into The Vortex.
The Frida Clones Shot Out Like Bullets And Slammed Into The Cloning Machine...Which Blew Up.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Shouted Chipotle
The Two Villians Saw The Machine Reduced To Sparking And Burning Scrap Metal.
The Frida Twins EMerged From Teh Wreckage...Then, Melted Into Plasmic Goo.
"OUR FRIDA`S! Exclaimed Siniestro
"BLAST!
You Must Not Of Had Enough DNA To Keep Them Stablised! Said Chipotle
The Two Villains Faced Mask And El Tigre.
They Leaped Down And Approached Them...Angry Looks On Their Faces.
"Better Run, Tigger...I`m About To Unleash My "Secret Weapon".
El Tigre Nodded, Then Grappeled Away.
Mask Took Out a Bag And Reached Inside, Pulling Out...a Fiddle.
"LET`S ALL SQUARE DANCE!
Mask Bean To Play the Fiddle.
For Some Reason, The Music Put The Two Villains Into a Hypnotic Daze...So, They Danced.
~PROMONADE ACROSS THE FLOOR, SASH-SHA RIGHT OUT THE DOOR OUT THE DOOR AND INTO THE GLADE AND EVERYBODY PROM-O-NAAAAAAAAADE!~
Chipotle And Siniestro Danced Outside The Base And MAsk Followed Them.
~NOW, STEP RIGHT OUT, YOUR DOIN` FINE!
I PULL YOUR HAIR, YOU PULL MINE...KEEP ON PULLIN` LIKE YOU DID BEFORE, BEAK IT UP INTO a TUG-A-WAR!~
Chipotle Jr. And Siniestro began To Pull Each Others Hair Real Hard.
Mask Took Put SOme SCissors And Cut Their Hair...Causing Them To Fall.
He Then Handed Them a Mallet And a Baseball bat.
~NOW, GRAB YORU WEAPON AND HOLD IT TIGHT WHACK YOUR PARTNER WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!
HIT EM` IN THE SHIN, HIT EM` IN THE HEAD, HIT EM` AGAIN, THE CRITTER AIN`T DEAD!
Chipotle Jr. And Siniestro Began To Hit Each Other With The Mallet And Baseball Bat.
~WHACK HIM LOW AND WHACK HIM HIGH, STICK YOUR FINGER IN HIS EYE YOUR BONES MAKE PRETTY LITTLE SOUNDS, SO BANG YOUR HEADS AGAINST THE GROUND!
Tigre And Frida Watched As Mask Made Chipotle And Siniestro Look Like Idiots.
~NOW, RIGHT HAND OVER, LEFT HAND UNDER, BOTH JOIN HANDS AND RUN LIKE THUNDER OVER THE HILL AND OVER THE DALE, DUCK YOUR HEAD AND LIFT YOUR TAIL!~
Chipotle And Siniestro Ran Off Into The Desert, Mask (ANd Tigra And Frida) Followed Them.
The Two Were Soon Heading for a Cliff That Lead To a LONG DROP.
~DON`t YOU STRAY AND DON`t YOU ROAM!
TURN RIGHT AROUND AND PORMANDE HOME...~
Chipotle And Siniestro zStopped Just As They reached The Edge Of the Cliff They Turned To Leave...But, Mask Kept Singing To His Fiddle.
~...CORN IN THE CRIB AND WHEAT IN THE SACK, TURN RIGHT AROUND AND PROMINADE BAAAAAAACK!~
Chipotle And Siniestro Turned Around And Walked Off The Cliff They Fell Down Like Rocks And Hit The Ground Pretty Hard.
They Somehow Survived, But Were Dazed a Bit.
Mask Threw Away His Fiddle.
"Well, That Takes Care Of Those Losers..."
Mask Then Sped Up To Tigre And Frida.
"M-Mask...Though You Drive Me CRAZY You Did Help me Save Frida, So...I Guess I Owe You One." Said Tigre
"HA!
Twernt Nothin!
Anything To Drive Those Morons Crazy..."
Mask Then Whistled.
His Maskmobile Drove Up To the Three.
"Superheroics Over...TIME TO PARTY!
Mask Grabbed El Tigre And Frida, Then Tossed Them In the Back Seat.
He Then Got Inside The Car And Started To Rev It Up.
"Where We Going? Asked Frida
"WHO KNOWS!
Mask Stomped On The Gas Peddle And Took Off AT Full Speed.
Once He Was Gone, Chipotle Jr. And Siniestro Climbed Up the Cave.
"THAT GREEN FACED SWINE WILL PAY FOR THIS! SHouted Chipotle Jr.
"DARN TOOTIN!
[Later]
The Maskmobile Cruised Down The Street.
Just Then, The Car Was Rammed In Teh Rear.
"WHAT WAS THAT!" Exclaimed Frida
Mask Looked Into His Rear View Mirror...
He Saw a Muscle Car That Was a Cross Between Siniestro`s Suit And Chipotle`s Tech.
"Uh-Oh...The Knuckle-Heads Are Back!" Said Mask
Tigra And Frida Looked Out The Back Window.
Weapons Popped Out Of The Chipotle/Siniestro Car.
"LOSE THEM!" Shouted Tigre
Mask Grinned.
"Like Socks In a Laundrymat.
Mask Pressed a Button, Activating His Turbo Rockets.
The Maskmobile Blasted Off At Full Speed, Ripping Up The Road As It Did.
"FOLLOW HIIIIIIIIM!" Shouted Chipotle Jr.
The Chipotle/Siniestro Car Sped Up As It Followed The Maskmobile.
Thrusters Appeared On It And It Blasted Off Towards The Green And Yellow Car.
"HE`S COMING!" Shrieked Frida
Mask Calmly Pressed a Button.
The Wheels Cranked The Car Upwards...Allowing The Chipotle/Siniestro Car To Pass Under It.
Chipotle And Siniestro Looked Back At The Maskmobile Lowered Back Down.
"DRAT!
HE TRICKED US AGA-
CRASH!
The Black And Silver Car Slammed Into a Tree.
The Maskmobile Sped Right Past It, SPlashing Some Water At Them.
"SO LONG, TWEEDLES!
SEE YOU IN ST. LOUIE!" Shouted Mask, Who Laughed At Them
Chipotle Growled.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
I HATES THAT GREEN HEADED IDIOSO!"
The Chipotle/Siniestro Pulled Out Of teh tree.
And With the Front Of The car Mangled Up...Followed The Maskmobile Again.
Mask Looked At The Door Mirror.
"Sheesh...These Clowns Just Don`t Give Up!"
Mask Drove His Car Through a Dark Tunnel...The "Chipestro" Car Followed.
The Maskmobile Made It Through First And Quickly Pulled Over.
Mask Ran Out And In a Flash, Constructed a Brick Wall At The End Of The Tunnel.
The Chipestro Car Drove Down The Tunnel At Full Speed...Then.
WHAM!
The Brick Wall Crumbled...Revealing The Beaten Down Car Of The Two Villains.
They Looked Dazed And Confused As They Hung Out The Shattered Front Window.
"Should Of Gone For The COMPACT, You Hotrod Kids!
HA!-HA!-HAAAAAAAA!, SOMEBODY STOP ME!"
Mask Ran Back Inside His Car, Which Drove Off.
"This Kind Of Thing Happen To You, Often?" Asked Frida
"Eh!, It`s a Living..."
[Later]
The Maskmobile Pulled Up To The Policia HQ.
The Top Retracted And Mask Quickly Got out, Now Dressed Like a Valet.
"Your Stop, Madame..."
Frida Got Out, As Did Tigre.
"Thank You...So Much."
At That Moment, An Army Of Troopers Appeared Out Of No Where.
They Had Their Guns Aimed At Mask...Chief Suarez Soon Stepped Out.
"AH-HA!
I KNEW YOUR WERE BEHIND MY DAUGHTER`S KIDNAPPING, MASKO!
Mask (Now In His Zoot Suit) Sped Up To The Chief.
"CHIEF SUAREZ!
SO NICE TO SEE YOU!, How Ya Doing?
"DAD, STOP!
MASK DIDN`T KIDNAP ME, HE SAVED ME! Shouted Frida
Anita And Nikita Ran Out From The Policia.
"SHE`S RIGHT, DAD!
"CHIPOTLE JR. AND SENIOR SINIESTRO WERE BEHIND IT, REMEMBER!
Chief Suarez Growled.
"I WILL NOT BE FOOLED!
MASK MUST Of BEEN WORKING WITH THE ONE WHO KIDNAPPED HER!
Mask Reached Behind Suarez And Pulled His Underwear Over His Head.
"WEDGIE!
Mask Hopped Into His Car.
He Pressed a Button And It Morphed Into a HOTROD.
"LATER, FOLKS!
a Jet Engine Popped Out Of The Car's Trunk And Blasted Off.
"AFTER HIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!
Several Policia Squad Cars Chased After The Maskmobile.
Tigre, Frida And Frida`s Sisters Watched Them Leave.
"UN...REAL. Said Tigre
All Three Suarez Sisters Nodded.