Disclaimer: I own nothing that has anything to do with Harry Potter, Stargate SG1 or any of the Gundam Metaseries which I have taken several Mobile Suit designs from.

Don't kill me.

April 9, 1998: Ida Galaxy: Orilla Near-Space

Streams of gunfire shot across the open void, the guns that fired them having since maneuvered away. A gray Ester-Class Mobile Suit shot by the observation deck of the ACS Beliskner (Asgard Council Ship), another similar white suit hot on its tail.

"Why the hell won't you die!?" Tomas "Phoenix" Anders screamed at his enemy. His slate gray Ester fired its thirty millimeter bullets from its three barreled Gatling gun housed in its shield. The Replicator controlled variant of the Ester dodged to the side easily. Tomas cursed and aimed his rifle again, spewing its iron death across the vastness. "Thor, this is getting us nowhere!"

"We must hold fast," the Asgard replied calmly. "The Beliskner cannot hit the enemy at its current velocity. It is up to you, Tomas."

"Oh yeah, dump it all on me!" Tomas cried sarcastically. The brown haired looked remarkably similar to Harry Potter (he's not a clone), who also happened to be Tomas's old flight leader. The youth wore no flight suit as he dueled with the Replicator, having been beamed from what he'd been doing directly to the Beliskner to take care of the little problem of a Replicator scout appearing over Orilla, a potential Asgard settlement.

The Replicator came back at him in an attempt to tear him apart with a heavy blade. Tomas ducked his Easter below the blunt weapon with relative ease and grabbed a personal beam saber from the suit's should. He raced after his enemy who had come around d for another pass. Tomas sliced upwards with a battle cry slicing the heavy sword apart with surprising ease. The Replicator changed directions immediately and the human missed the main suit completely.

"Come back here you coward!" Tomas screamed though it did little good. He wasn't normally like this, though being beamed away from a peaceful planet to do battle for a reason that hadn't been properly explained tended to put one into a foul mood.

The Replicator grabbed its rifle and fired more bullets back up at Tomas. The human cursed and averted his course. He fired a burst from his Gatling to no effect. "Damn it, Beliskner, on my order, fire a burst from the plasma weapons at Sector 3. Don't argue Thor, just do it!" the Beliskner then began to charge its weapons.

Tomas ducked under another stream of fire and approached the Replicator at full speed. He fired both of his weapons at the enemy, forcing the machine to retreat into Sector 3 on the battlefield. On cue, the Beliskner fired its pulsed energy weapons at the Replicator. The machine looked at the energy pulses and easily dodged… into Tomas's gun sights.

A continuous stream of fire from two sources slammed into the Ester from behind, its armor worthless against the AP shells. The Ester exploded. The shrapnel and bullets inside the cockpit slammed into the mechanical spider inside, rendering it inert enough to explode along with everything else. Breathing a sigh of relief, Tomas set his Mobile Suit on a return vector for the Beliskner.

"How many more times are you going to ask me to do this?" Tomas asked as he exited his customized Ancient-Designed Mobile Suit. Thor stood before the humanoid weapon in congratulation.

"It was determined several years ago that humans are much more capable than machines when it comes to Mobile Suit battles," Thor explained. "You are the most experienced pilot we have that can combat the Replicators that attempt to attack us."

"What about Harry?" Tomas asked cocking his head to the right. "He's as good as I am but I don't see him out here covering my tail."

"Harry is currently in another galaxy taking care of an Asgard mission," Thor explained.

"And that mission would be…" Tomas motioned for the alien to continue.

"Your cousin is examining the humans from Earth to determine whether or not they are trustworthy enough to forge an alliance with," Thor explained. "Now then, your mission is complete and I shall return you to your home." Thor beamed away to the bridge and the ship entered hyperspace.

"Earth, huh?" Tomas muttered. "It might be time to pay my little cousin a visit."

(End Chapter)

Aren't I a subcutaneous bastard? I got all of your hopes up with a new chapter and it isn't even the one that you wanted. I'll be laughing my ass off when I read those first few reviews. I'm sorry guys; I haven't had the time to write another chapter to answer my cliffhanger. In all honesty, I was bored with the project I was working on so I sat down and wrote this one battle scene in… what is it now?... half an hour. It's just a nice little battle scene for you to gnaw on until the Battle of Hogwarts (proverbial) hits the site.

Until then, good luck and please tell me you want to kill me. It was so amusing! Anyway, En Taro Adun!