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Chapter XXXIV: Target X.

Last Time.

Soon, they walked to a tall building with the kanji for 'Fire' on it. Walking past the people inside, they walked to a secretary. "Hey. Kakashi-Sensei (Teacher) here?" Naruto asked the woman who nodded.

"Oh good, I'll just let myself in then." They walked inside and saw four men.

"Hey guys." Naruto greeted as they walked inside. "Ah, Naruto, good to see you." Kakashi said from his spot at a desk typing on a laptop. "Since you're here, I've been meaning to ask. Do you still intent on becoming Hokage (Fire Shadow)?" Naruto looks back at his ladies before looking back to Kakashi.

"Well, right now, I've got new responsibilities to take care of. But, if you ever need be I... WE will always stand ready." Kakashi nodded at that before Naruto continued. "Besides, with how late you are, you won't give it to me for like, 15-20 years." After talking for a while, Naruto turned to leave.

"Okay lover, you go on. I'm going to try and get that blonde in the sack, OOH! Maybe that blue-haired chick as well. She's got a nice set!" Rachel said before floating up. "(Sigh) I really don't know if I should think you for that mental image either." Naruto said pinching his nose as blood dripped down.

Now.

Canada Forest. (1.)

Ashura, in his costume, jumped down to a forest and stood beside Leonardo. "You sure she's here, Paladin?" Ashura looked to Leo before nodding. "Yes, Owari." Paladin said before a shadow went over them Looking up, the duo saw Megan in black leather pants with a skirt and a jacket over a black shirt.

"Pixie, find anything?" Paladin asked having Pixie shake her head. "Nothing, we'll have to wait for Alopex." (2.) Paladin sighed at that before hearing fast footsteps. Suddenly, someone stopped by the group having them look to the person.

She is an anthropomorphic fox wearing a purple bandanna, shirt with holes in the sleeves and black mesh armor over it, and purple pants with black wrapping around her feet and calves.

(A/N: For a better picture, she's from the 2012 series, season 4 ep. 24.)

"I haven't found anything." She said having Paladin nod. "If she truly is a clone of Logan, she would likely have his survival skills." Pixie dropped down and looked to Paladin. "You sure you don't want to call up the others for help?"

"Yes, Logan and Naruto would just be overprotective of X-23." Alopex rolled her eyes at that. "Oh, and why wouldn't they be? You're only just trying to have a rematch with her to make sure she won't be a threat."

Bayville; Cafe, Eight A.M.

Logan, wearing his leather motorcycle outfit, was reading a newspaper as Bobby, Ray, and Jamie were complaining about Emma and Scott being promoted to teachers and creating a new class that they didn't want to take. "(Sigh) Don't you three have something better to do? Like your first day of class with Scott and Emma."

The trio groaned at that. "They've totally nerded out! Becoming instructors have infected their brains." Ray said before Bobby picked up after him. "Yeah, seriously! 'The Application of Physics Within the Strategic Use of Mutant Powers'? Come on! Who names their training session that?"

"Your new teachers." They looked to see Naruto holding a lot of bags as Rachel walked out of a shop wearing black jeans and a red shirt with 'Naruto's Girl' written on it in black that showed her midriff.

"They can name their class whatever they want to. Although, the name sounds like something Jean would name." He said before several bags dropped on him by Tabitha who's wearing jean short shorts, boots and a white shirt with fireworks going off on it.

Later, Naruto was struggling to walk with the bags before stopping as he heard Logan groan. Dropping the bags, he walked back to the cafe before hearing Rachel speak. "Hey! Bag monkey! Where are you going?!" Naruto looked over his shoulder before raising an arm to reply.

"Checking on Logan." She blinked at that. "And you're just going to leave two poor, defenseless, super-sexy women alone in the city? And carry their own bags?! Why do you think we even brought you along with us?!" Naruto snorted at that. "Just zap anyone that dares to attack with your firebird magic!"

"Magic?! Is that what you think I do?!" Naruto rounded the corner before stopping. "What else would you call it? That's your first physical form!" He ran down the street before stopping in an alley. Walking down to the middle, Naruto noticed a hole in the wall before kneeling down and put a hand on drag marks.

"Well shit, this isn't good. (Sigh) I wish everyone would have kept their Hiraishin (Flying Thunder God) kunai with them. It would make helping them so much easier." Naruto went into the building and saw a van drive away, only to a stop at a light before running towards Logan's motorcycle.

Using a Genjutsu (Illusion Technique) to hide himself, Naruto followed after the van to an airport before seeing a blonde haired man in a red body suit, gloves, and black boots pick up an unconscious Logan with metal tentacles.

Beside him is a man wearing a green cloak around his body with a red metal monocle.

(A/N: For a better Picture, look up Omega Red and Gauntlet X-Men: Evolution.)

Xavier's School For The Gifted, Nine A.M.

"Oh, relax Scott, you'll do fine." Emma said as she and Scott walked in the underground section to one of the classrooms where the students were free to use their powers. "You should be excited." She finished making Scott sigh. "I don't know, Emma. I think these kids would rather be outside training than inside studying."

"Well, I like the idea of teaching the New Mutants the science behind their powers. Trust me." Emma said before opening the door of their class. Only to regret doing so seeing the New Mutants going wild with their powers. Sam shot out towards them and knocked Scott down as Ray ran out.

"'Trust me', she says." Scott groaned out while putting his glasses back on.

Naruto, Airplane.

Naruto was slapping Logan, who was unconscious, in a cell. "I've been doing this for an hour. Wake up!" Naruto said slapping Logan one more time having Logan grab his hands. "Why are you slapping me?" Naruto shrugged at that. "I saw it in a game once." Logan growled before standing up.

They heard the door unlock before Logan slashed a hole, showing a rural mountain area. "Hey wait, Lo-ACK!" Naruto said before Logan grabbed him and jumped out. "AAAHHH!" Naruto screamed as they fell. "I could have hid us, you crazy bastard!" Naruto yelled as they fell. Naruto went into his Kyūbi Chakura Mōdo (Kurama Chakra Mode).

He grabbed Logan and flew to the ground before dropping Logan beside a stream. "Well, let's find out where we are." Naruto said as they walked towards the woods. Missing a shadowed person watching them from the trees. Naruto jumped forward, dodging a blast before they slid down a hill into the woods.

Naruto turned and had a tentacle wrap around his arm before pulling Omega Red to him. "Get over here!" Naruto yelled before punching Red and sent him threw several trees before jumping over another laser. He dashed to Gauntlet and hit him with a Rasengan (Spiraling Sphere).

Gauntlet was also sent through several trees before Naruto dropped several flash/smoke bombs and ran deeper into the woods. Only for Naruto to be tackled to the ground, followed by Logan. Naruto groaned as he felt someone grind on him. "Hello Handsome~" Naruto stiffened at the sing song voice.

Opening his eyes, he saw Lady Deathstrike straddling him with her suit unzipped down to her hip showing her now six pack abs along with extreme cleavage. "What the hell are you doing here?" Naruto asked as she smiled.

Slink!

Before she could answer, they turned to see X23 release the claw on her foot as she kept Logan pinned. "Why are you here?!" She asked as Naruto pushed Deathstrike off of him. "Logan was taken and we jumped off of the plane here." Deathstrike pouted as Naruto stood up before zipping her suit up.

"I'm helping Laura here with going after H.Y.D.R.A." Naruto raised an eyebrow at that. "That's stupid." He said before the group walked in the woods. "Why didn't you stay kid? I could have protected you." Logan said to his 'daughter' who stopped in her tracks. "Protect me? I left to protect you."

"What?!" Logan asked as Laura continued. "If I hadn't left they would have taken you too. You and your friends." Logan just narrowed his eyes at that. "What the hell are you talking about?" She brought her hands up and continued. "H.Y.D.R.A.! You really think they would just let me go?"

"H.Y.D.R.A. will never let me go! H.Y.D.R.A. or S.H.I.E.L.D. Because they want me too, to use me." She finished before Naruto turned his head. "We'd better go." He said as they walked into the woods. "Wait." Deathstrike said before picking up a chip from Logan's boot and destroyed it.

They continued into the woods, missing Paladin and the others watching from the trees.

Later H.Y.D.R.A. Ship.

Naruto was tied to a chair as a guard stood in front of him. He sighed remembering Gauntlet capturing Laura and Logan who took off right after they argued and he and Deathrike decided on getting caught to help them. "Who's a guy gotta kill to get a drink?"

"OOH! Do you have any females, maybe in a bikini uniform?" Naruto's answer was a punch to the face. "Oh, you're no fun." Naruto laughed as another guard came in. "God, he is annoying!" The first guard sad before the second spoke up. "Maybe, but he's still better than that Wilson guy." Naruto blinked at that.

"Wilson? Wade Wilson?" The guard nodded at that. "You know him?" Naruto shuddered at that. "Met him once. He is, haunting. His face is the stuff of nightmares." The guard nodded at that. "Like a testicle with teeth." Naruto sighed at that. "He looks like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado."

"And it wasn't gentle, like something was wrong with the relationship and that was the only catharsis they could find that didn't lead to violence. He will die alone... He could star in his own horror films because he looks like Freddy Kruger just face fu-!"

Naruto stopped as Lady Deathstrike dropped down onto the guards and stabbed them in the back of their heads with her claws. She released him just as an alarm went off. "Sounds like Laura is loose." Naruto said as they ran down the hall, knocking out guards. Laura ran past them, throwing timed bombs on the wall before Naruto cursed and ran ahead.

Missing Deathstrike run down a hallway towards a control room. There, she saw a woman with short green hair in a green suit and coat. She slowly walked up to her as the woman watched the others fighting. Lady Deathstrike brought her hands up and stabbed the woman in the back, hitting her lungs.

Deathstrike leans forward to the woman's ear. "For my father." She then releases her claws, causing the woman to cough up blood before falling to the floor, dead.

Naruto jumped off the ship as Logan tried to reason with his daughter to leave. Naruto looked to her and sighed as she stood as the ship started to explode.

Later, Fury showed up to give them a ride home while they arrested the remaining H.Y.D.R.A. Agents that were able to get off the ship. "And the girl?" Naruto looked to the woods and saw Laura with Deathstrike standing in the woods. "Gone, she wasn't able to get out in time."

Laura looked on as they left before turning to see Paladin, Owari, Alopex, and Pixie hovering. "What do you want?" Paladin sighed at that. "I just wanted to make sure you weren't a threat. But now..." He threw her a newspaper with Apocalypse dome on it as the headline.

"Now we need all the help we can get if we're to survive what that bastard has in store."

Xavier's School For The Gifted.

Scott and Emma tried to quiet the class as Iceman was in his ice form watching the board. "OK! This is really important!" Emma yelled as Scott gave everyone papers. Only for the class to destroy them and ran out of the classroom as Iceman broke revealing it was a statue.

Later, Naruto walked past the classroom and saw Emma use her diamond form to lift several students still sitting in their desks and Scott bounce his beam around the room and cut an apple before hearing a throat clear. Looking to his right, he saw Ororo with a folder in hand.

"Your... Class is ready." Naruto raised an eyebrow at that. "What?" Ororo rolled her eyes before pulling him to another room. "Have fun." Naruto opened the door and blinked. Inside are all his girls dressed like sexy school girls before looking towards the blackboard.

Sex Ed: A Hands-On Experience.

"This was Rachel's idea, right?" He asked having said girl huff. "Oh, because I have a healthy relationship with sex you assume it was me? That's profiling!" She yelled at Naruto who just waked to the desk in front. "Hey, you're the one that spent the week in my home world trying to have sex with Tsunade and Hinata!"

"And I would have too! But all of you kept... Tit-blocking me!" Naruto just stared at her. "What?" She just nodded at that. "Yeah, like cock-blocking? But for women!" Naruto groaned at that. "Tsunade's almost 60!" Rachel shrugged at that. "I'm over 1,000!" Before Naruto could retort, he was lifted up and pushed to the desk.

Rachel and Tabitha walked up to him and jumped on the desk. Rachel over Naruto's head and Tabitha stood over his waist. They both lifted their skirts showing they weren't wearing panties. Naruto glanced to the others who stood and revealed they weren't wearing any either.

Naruto sighed, "This is going to be a loooong session."

To Be Continued.

A/N: Thanks for reading and let me know of any mistakes.

Beta: Jebest4781 and Chaos-PSD.

1. Couldn't find anything on where the episode takes place so I just used Canada.

2. She was brought in by ortizale317. Again just picture her from the '12 show.

OK I've got nothing to say but there are only... 4 chapters left before this story is finished unless one will be canon/mostly canon and We would remove it/add it to the next one.

Talk To You Later,

Lone Wolf Out.