Neptune turned to Orb. "what do you mean Crazier, and should I be concerned?"

"Yes."

"What does Jaune do now?" Neptune sighed.

"He flies a tank." Orb said non chalantly. That got the attention of a lot of people. Ren blanked. "I'm sorry, he does what?" the poor monk asked, astounded. He had seen Jaune do some dumb shit, but flying a tank? That was a new level of Jaune.

Ironwood made a confused face. "How does one fly a tank?"

Orb just smiled, growing brighter. "I'll show you."

The screen opened up with Jaune, Arslan, Nora and Ren atop a tank in what was obviously the hangar of an aircraft. "Stop them!" General Ironwood yelled, out of breath from chasing the team. Pyrrha Nikos followed the general

"Hey! I recognize her! She's from Haven!" Ruby pointed out.

Sun nodded. "Yeah. Arslan Altan, leader of team ARBN. headstrong, but a good huntswoman"

Pyrrha nodded as well. She recognized her from some of her tournament fights.

Ironwood was concerned that Jaune was stealing his property again

Jaune finished tying something to the tank. "Nora, grenade please." he called down the hatch, tossing the subsequently thrown pink explosive behind him, blasting the control panel for the hatch. It started to slowly open.

"Well, General, wish we could stay and chat, but have places to be. Toodles!" Jaune said as the tank slid backwards off the ramp, into thin air.
"Toodles?" Qrow asked, raising an eyebrow.

Roman looked at the screen, at the falling tank. "He's falling in a tank." he said flatly. Nora and Ruby were biting their nails in fear for the blonde, and Pyrrha was looking very worried. Of course most everyone was concerned. Four adolescents were in a tank, falling from a battle ship.

Jaune grinned, pulling on a chord from inside the tank. Several parachutes activated, having been strapped down to the tank. The tank jolted as it slowed down, but was still falling rapidly.

Roman nodded. "Well, that will work." he said simply. Qrow nodded in agreement. He was, of course, very experienced with falling.

Ironwood looked down at the tank. "Deploy our drones! I want them shot out of the sky."

Pyrrha looked almost scandalized. "General! This is team Anvil, Havens A Team. they have the nickname "The Madmen" for a reason!" She protested, following the General to a camera room. It showed the Tank still falling, Nora up top at the Machine gun, trying to shoot down the incoming drones. She laughed while she worked.

Winter leaned backwards, making a rather adept Johnny Depp impression. "Nora scares me." She whispered to Qrow.

"I know the feeling." he responded.

Pyrrha just leaned over to her own team. "What did you guys do to earn the nickname "The Madmen"?" she asked. Ren and Nora only shrugged.

This went on until one of the drones fired a missile, blasing the ropes of the front bound parachutes. The Tank pitched dangerously forward, nosediving to the ground.

"Why are we falling!" Arslan yelled.

"Because we are, Ars, love. Don't worry, I have a plan." Jaune said calmly, looking at a map.

Neptunes head tilted. "And how the hell does he have a plan?"

Orb shrugged.

Pyrrha squinted. "Did Jaune refer to Arlsan as love?" she asked, confused. "Did not see that coming."

Orb nodded at this. "Yes, there is, unfortunately, a major lack of Jaune x Arslan in the multiverse. I would love to see more of these ships with Jaune and other "minor" characters." the ball of fire said sadly, shaking his head. It really was sad, so much potential that people just looked over.

"What's the Plan, fool!" Arslan screamed, holding on to dear life.

Jaune thought about it for a moment, scanning the paper map in his hands. "There's a lake a half mile from here. We're aiming for that."

Arslan looked at him, understanding what he was saying. "No! You cant fly a tank, Fool!" she yelled again.

"We're not flying yet, Love. we are falling at the moment. NORA!" he commanded.
"Aye, Capitan!" she said, hopping next to the fearless leader.

"Get to the main gun and load her up."

Nora scampered to the periscope thing that aimed the giant cannon. "I'm shooting at nothing, FC!"

"Trust me! Now, 292 degrees! Fire!" Jaune commanded.

Nora tsked. "I'm shooting at nothing!" she yelled, rotating the cannon. It fired, rocking the tank to the right.

Ironwood looked at this though the done cam. "Are they trying to shoot down that drone?" The General asked, confused. Pyrrha sighed, shaking her head.
"No sir. They're trying to fly the tank."

Neo watched in awe as the blonde bastard gave orders to fire, knocking the tank to the side.

"Well, there you go. How to fly a tank, 101." Sun said, looking at the tank bolt sideways. WInter just rubbed her eyes. "This is Qrow levels of stupid." she sighed

The tank shook as Arslan yelled, holding on to dear life. "285 degrees! Aim, Fire!" Jaune ordered as the cannon fired. The done's next missile went wide as the tank lurched. Jaune looked at the map again, then back out of the hatch to see what was below him. "Nora! 45 degrees!"

Nora fired with a manic laugh. It was drowned out by the sudden lurch of the tank. "Full front! Unload everything!" Jaune commanded as the tank descended down to the water. "Ren!"
"Yeah?" the monk asked, looking rather calm.

"Close the hatch." Jaune ordered. Ren nodded as he reached up, shutting the hatch. The tank plummeted towards the lake, slowing a little with each blast of the cannon

The scene cut to a teen throwing stones into the lake. His father was making sandwiches. "Stop throwing rocks in the lake! You'll disturb the fish!" the old man called out. The teen rolled his eyes, tossing in another rock. The tank shell hit the water as the rock did, causing the lake surface to explode with a boom.

The theater was silent for a moment. "Are… are they dead?" Winter dared ask, more in shock that anyone could survive that than anything.

Orb gave her a look.

The family looked at the lake in shock as the water stilled. Then it swelled as the tank drove out. It stopped next to the family and the hatched popped open.

Ren stuck his head out, gaining the families attention.

"Pardon me, but you four wouldn't happen to know the way to Mantle, would you?"

And with that, the screen turned off.

"See? Something fun. Now, let's see what else I can find." Orb said, deciding to give everyone a break. He looked around. "Come to think of it, where is penny?"

Ruby looked around for her android friend. "I hadn't noticed that she just disappeared. Where is she?"

Orb pondered on that, using some magic to locate the robotic girl. "Ah found her. She got lost in the second floor. Ruby, mind fetching her for me? I'll give you some directions so that you don't get lost on your way." The ball of fire said, writing down directions on a napkin

Ruby nodded, taking the written napkin and dashing off.

Qrow watched her leave. "Is it safe to let her run off like that?" he asked, Yang agreeing with the statement.

Orb shrugged. "Ehh, not like there's anything inherently dangerous here." Orb said, returning to looking for another showing.

Ok, I can't decide on what to write next. Here are the voting options. Feel free to PM me with your vote

Jaune arc song fic (please attack song to vote)

Among Us

Jaune Arc at Minstral

Stop adopting children

Adopted by Qrow

Personal (a new idea that you haven't seen or would like to see more of)

A continuation of a previously viewed Universe. (please tell me which one.)