OMG An update that didn't take over a month! Well its was nothing short of a miracle considering I am a courier for Fedex Express and its Christmas and Ive been working 12hr days. Hopefully the next chapter will come before Christmas. Oh FYI put numbers on your mail box that drivers can see and don't decorate the damn thing so I can't see the numbers…it really makes me cranky. Be nice to your Fedex and UPS driver cuz right now everyday is a bad day and we are doing our best! Well hope you enjoy it, Thank you for all the followers and reviews. Merry Xmas!
Jane followed Maura into the oversized shower stall and Jane realized that she had actually never been in her bathroom. This shower could house a small family. Jane looked about the stall/room and noticed the dual shower complete with ten jets shooting out from the wall, as well as an oversized overhead shower head. Damn, it looks like an automatic car wash in here.
Maura helped Jane with her controls and then adjusted her own. Jane faced Maura and watched in awe as she backed underneath the water. Her mouth began to salivate as the water cascaded over Maura's gorgeous frame. She couldn't tear her eyes away as Maura began to wash her hair, mesmerized by the river of suds as they traveled down her body, over her breasts, down her smooth toned stomach and finding their way down her well chiseled legs. Thank you high heels! Jane could barely concentrate on her own task at hand, all she wanted or could think about was the beautiful, wet, naked woman before her. Maura, unaware of the trance she had bestowed upon Jane, turned her back to Jane to completely rinse off.
Oh that ass, I LOVE her ass! Jane couldn't take it anymore and she reached out with her right hand and traced down the outline of Maura's ass. With her left hand she pulled Maura's hair to one side and began to kiss her from the edge of her hairline down towards her shoulder, painfully slow. Maura moaned at Jane's embrace and turned her head giving more access and leaned back into Jane reaching both hands back capturing Jane's hips and pulling her forward. Jane took Maura's left hand in her own as she leaned forward placing both on the tile in front them. Jane snaked her right hand around Maura's midsection slowly moving down to Maura's core, slowly caressing her center. Maura rocked into her touch and Jane matched her rhythm. She loved the way Maura felt. Their wet bodies moving in unison, Jane whispering in Maura's ear "I want you" and Maura breathlessly saying "Please don't stop". Maura's legs began to tremble and Jane was sure she was about to orgasm as well. As Maura's orgasm overtook her, Jane wrapped her arms around her to hold her up all the while telling her how beautiful she was. Maura regained her composure quickly and spun around in Jane's arm and kissed her fiercely, then pushed her away.
"Your mother is down stairs waiting on us OR did you forget that little detail?!"
"Well I did until now! It's not my fault, the water was trickling down your…and well I just couldn't help myself" Jane explained as she moved forward to embrace her. She was cut short by a hand on her chest.
"My God I've created a monster! Now finish your shower!" Jane pouted but finished her task and kept her hands to herself. The two finished stealing little kisses here and there and rushed to get dressed.
"QUICHE IS OUT OF THE OVEN AND WILL BEEN READY TO EAT IN FIVE!" Angela yelled up the stairs.
"Damn, she's still here." Jane huffed
"Did you really think she'd leave?" Maura mocked
"Hey… a girl can dream." Jane smiled "You ready to be interrogated?"
"I'm sure your mother isn't going to interrogate us, she may have a question or two." Maura pondered.
"Have you met my mother?! She's gonna go from what the hell were you doing to when are you having kids in 3.2 seconds!" Jane scoffed.
"I seriously doubt she'll bring up kids…."
Jane cuts her off "Really? Are you sure my mother lives in your guest house? I bet she brings up kids within 5 minutes…no, no within 2!" Jane boasted.
"Ooohh a wager? What will I win?" Maura excitedly asked.
"First you're gonna lose… sooooo…it doesn't matter….what do you want?"
"I get to take you out clothes shopping where I will buy a dress of my choosing…OH and some sexy lingerie!" She added quickly.
"Okay yuck and I'll buy some if you buy some!" Jane winked.
"Deal!" Maura continued. "What will you get if you win?"
"WHEN I win….You have to take me to a Red Sox game, you will eat junk food and wear a Red Sox Jersey" preferably mine 'cuz you look hot in it "and drink beer and yell and scream like the rest of us!" and after the game I get to take that Jersey off….and kiss your…"
Done!" Maura breaks Jane from daydream.
"It's set then…You ready?"
"No but we can't stay up here forever." Jane made her way to the door and then spun back around. "Although we could try, I'm sure we could think of something to do." Jane smirked.
"You are such a horn hot dog!" Maura laughed as she walked towards Jane.
Jane opened the door and watched Maura sashay past all proud of herself, Jane rolled her eyes "Horn dog, Maur, Horn Dog." Damn she's so cute.
Maura lead the way downstairs only having to turn around and drag Jane part of the way. When that didn't work she resorted to pushing from behind. Jane tried to brace herself at the bottom but a little pinch in the right place and Jane jumped giving Maura enough time to shove her into view. Maura confidently walked around the recovering Jane who immediately tried to act as if nothing was wrong. The two walked towards the island that was set, complete with water, juice and one fresh single flower in vase. Jane looked like a deer caught in the headlights and Maura felt as if she had been sent to the principal's office. As if!
Both tentatively sat as Angela pushed fresh coffee in front of each woman. Breathe Rizzoli it's only your mother…Oh my God I think I'm gonna hurl.
Breathe it's just Angela…Oh my, I think Jane is going to vomit.
"So did either of you fall into an icy river last night?" Angela asked faking concern.
Jane finally snapped out of it "Wh-What? No, of course not!" Without missing a beat Angela continued "Did the heat go out over here because the heat was fine in the guest house? Did an arctic blast blow through that I missed?"
Jane was now annoyed at hers mother's condescendence "Really Ma?"
"Well I'm just trying to figure out why the two of you were wrapped around each other….naked!?" Angela remarked doing her best to keep a straight face.
"Well…Ma….You see…We ahhhh…we were kinda…you know…" Jane stammered.
Maura watched as Jane struggled to complete a coherent sentence before coming to her rescue. "We had sexual intercourse." Maura said as casual as she could.
Jane's head snapped towards Maura "Well don't make it sound like fun or anything."
Maura cocked her sideways towards Jane "Well what else would you like me to call it, I did use the appropriate terminology and there is also copulation or coitus. Copulation or mating is more often used for sexual intercourse between non-human animals and…"
Jane slaps her hand to her forehead and shakes it disbelief and were back to just kill me now. Jane reaches over and grabs Maura's hand "Okay okay…we got it Dr. Smarty Pants." Angela notices the tender moment between the two as they lock eyes. Jane turns towards her mother "Yes, we slept together last night, NOT that it's any of your business."
Angela truly offended says "Of course it's my business, you're my girls! How long have you been keeping this from me? And don't you think for one minute that this gets you out of giving me grandchildren! You want kids right Maura?" She smiles brightly.
Jane throws her hands up "And there it is and almost in record time!"
"Rats. I lost." Maura frowns.
"Wait…lost? Lost what?" Angela asked now completely confused.
"I bet Maura you would mention kids in under two minutes…you had time to spare." Jane explains proudly.
Angela huffs as she serves each quiche and the two enjoy the small timeout to drink their coffee and begin their meal. "So let's have it kiddo, how long have you been hiding this from me?!"Angela asked unwilling to let it rest.
"Ma, first off we weren't hiding anything. Last night was…" Jane takes a deep breath "…it was the first time. Secondly, why are we still talking about my sex life and why are you so 'I wanna know details.' Something's up." Jane was now not quite sure of her mother's intent.
"OH I'm so happy for you two and it's about damn time!" Angela runs around the island and pulls both of them into a hug. Jane starts slapping at and pushing her mother away "MA….stop it, get off me…gross."
"Oh sweetie I'm just happy." Angela goes to walk back to her previous spot but before she does she smacks Jane on the back of the head.
"Hey ouch, what was that for!" Jane whines while rubbing the back of her head.
"That is for almost screwing it up and letting Maura get away. Maura, honey I have no idea what she ever did to deserve you or how you even put up with her."
Maura giggles "It's a tough job but I do believe I'm up for the challenge."
"Helllooo…I'm sitting right here and I can hear you." Jane growls. The two women laugh and Jane rolls her eyes. "Wait, Ma, you said it was about time…you knew?" Jane asked.
"I wasn't always sure but a mother knows these things. That and you two could start a fire with those long wanting stares. Whoever said eye sex was dead has never seen you too gaze at each other." Angela declared.
"Annnd I'll take 'Inappropriate things I never wanted to hear my mother say' for 1000 Alex" Jane snips.
"We all knew it would be just a matter of time before…." Angela cut herself off and tried to cover her mistake. "Well I meant anyone could see how…" Jane cut her off.
"OH no no no…I heard that…WE...We who? Unless you got a mouse in your pocket you got some splain'in to do Lucy!" Jane demands.
"Who's Lucy" Maura asks seriously.
Jane looks at her in disbelief "Really…you are from this planet right?"
Maura rolls her eyes at Jane and they both turn their attention back to Angela.
"Well you see…." Angela panics. "It was allll Frost's Idea! I was just in it for a chance at a little extra cash. I had NO idea I'd Win."
"Win? Win what? Remind me to kill Frost later Maura" Jane continues to glare at her mother. "ANNNNNDDDD…"
"Long story short, we had a poll going on when you two would, well you know, the whole co-tis, cop-u-lus Maura thingy, and I win cuz I had October. Barry had August, he thought the heat would get to you. Frankie had December, he thought the mistletoe would do the trick. Vince had February, I think because he's just a romantic at heart. Tommy had January and said you'd bring in the new year right, oh, and Crowe didn't pick a month and said you didn't have the moxie, and Susie had November, she was going on about serotonin."
"I can't believe you guys bet on that…on us….well you know…" Jane gestured pointing between her and Maura.
Maura chimes in "Having sexual intercourse."
"Annnd she's back." Jane says defeated.
"The point is Janie that I'm happy you for you two" Angela smiles. "Grandkids! Two maybe three" she adds.
"Really Ma?"
"Well I'm not getting any younger and neither are the two of you." Angela adds.
"Was there something about it being less than 24 hours that you didn't understand? Cool it with the grandkids talk." Jane scolds.
"Janie, Maura….I really meant what I said…I see how you two look at each other. I know this is new but it doesn't change who you've been and what you've been through together up until this point." She grabs both theirs hands "I love you both so very much, you're my girls, my friends and my family."
Jane puts on her 'awe that's my mom' look and Maura is close to tears.
"Thanks Ma."
"Thanks Angela"
"Call me Ma." Maura smiles at Jane and looks back to Angela "Thanks Ma. So how much did you win?" Maura asks.
"350 dollars." Angela proudly states.
Jane chokes on her coffee "Okay you are sooo sharing some of that with me."
Maura slaps Jane's arm "You'll do no such thing. She earned it fair and square."
"I believe I earned it" Jane boasts.
"You most certainly did in the shower." Maura says with evil smirk.
Jane closes her eyes and shakes her head and motions both hands toward her mother "She's still right here Maur."
"That didn't seem to bother you in the shower." Maura devilishly adds.
"Rock…I need a rock to crawl under. Where's Bass? I'm kicking him out of his shell so I can crawl in it" Jane jokes.
"You'll do no such thing Jane Clemintin…" Jane cuts Maura off with a tender kiss catching Maura totally off guard. Jane pulls back and gauges her mother's reaction which she could only describe as 'Awwweee aren't they cute?'
"Okay now that all that is behind us it's time to deal with your cohorts Ma and I have the perfect plan!" Jane explains her plan as they finish Angela's wonderful quiche. "So are you in Ma?"
"I wouldn't miss it for the world." Angela beams.
"Think you can handle it Dr. Isles?"
God it turns me on when she calls me that. "Does a bear sleep in the woods?" she says excited.
Jane lets out a sigh. "Shit, Maur, shit in the woods" I love how cute she is when she tries so hard to fit in…did I just say love?
