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Chapter 4

Who's Number One?

In the lush forest near the beach, Natsu Dragneel was scouring the terrain for his furry blue sidekick, Happy. After recovering most of his strength after having his Second Origin unlocked, he went to see how his little friend was doing. Unfortunately, the exceed was nowhere in sight. Coming to him with head hung low, Erza explained what had happened. Hearing her explanation, Natsu's jaw dropped at the shear savagery she showed her fellow Fairy Tail mage for a little taunt. Though, he understood her reasoning for what she did, but that didn't' take away from the fact that she punted his best friend half way across the island. As per usual, she offered him the chance to hit her as punishment. Tempted to take her up on the offer without the fear of retaliation, Natsu settled with just giving her forehead a gentle flick. Rubbing her forehead, she looked at the younger mage in confusion, a mild blush adorning her pale cheeks.

"Even though I'm pissed at you, I won't hit you for something that Happy kind of had coming. So for now I'll let it slide. Also, I don't think I have the strength to hit you anyway. I'm still sore from before and I can barely raise my arms," Natsu reasoned. The slight shaking of his arm when he tried to raise it at chest level was proof enough for Erza. "But just watch out! I minute I get full feeling in my arms, it's you and me red!" he said, his tone clearing issuing a challenge. Chuckling at his tunnel vision to surpass him, Erza merely shook her head with her arms crossed below her breasts.

"Why don't I help you find him? I know the direction where I…sent him off to…so it shouldn't be too difficult to find him," the beautiful knight offered. Despite her invitation to help, Natsu shook his head.

"Nah, I'll be fine. With my nose, I'll find him in no time and if I can get some exercise in, the cramp in muscles should go away. Besides, you should stay here and check on the others because I think their torture session should be over with by now." Remembering the pain her friends had to endure with having their Second Origins unlocked, Erza realized he had a point. Nodding her head, she pointed in the direction that Happy went and bid him good luck. When she walked past him, Natsu stretched his limbs before jogging into the forest. Using his nose as a guide, he quickly picked up Happy's scent and sprinted into the foliage, a manic grin on his face.

'Man, I feel stronger already! I can barely feel the pain anymore! Holy shit, this is fucking awesome!'

Using speed he never knew he had before, Natsu dashed through the forest at a break neck pace. Following the feline's scent, Natsu turned right but something hit in the side of the face by a foreign object. Falling on his butt, Natsu scraped what was a banana peel off his face and turned to who threw it. In the distance, he saw a group of Vulcans staring at him in mild amusement. Deep within the group, he saw a Vulcan glance at him and chuckle. Finding a good reason to test out his new strength, Natsu rose to his feet and brushed off his clothes before cracking his knuckles in a menacing way.

"I'm gonna enjoy breaking your faces you damn dirty apes!" Fists ablaze Natsu rushed the Vulcans, madly cackling as the one-sided battle royal had commenced.


A few miles away from where the Fairy Tail members resided, two figures traversed across the sandy beach, both happy for the opportunity to leave their cave shelter for a while. Under the cover of darkness that the night sky gave them, the two kept their cloaks in the cave; the two were confident that they would not need them, as not too many people would still be on the beach at such a late hour. Both were females with one being slightly taller, with a body figure that was more developed and with shiny black hair that reached the middle of her back with a white ribbon tied around her head. The black body suit she had on accentuated every noticeable curve of her voluptuous body as it fit her perfectly. The woman next to her also had a rather alluring presence, as she possessed curves that would make a top model jealous. The red and yellow dress she wore had a rather short skirt, giving view to the creamy skin of her thighs but that was as much as one could see as the rest of her legs were covered up by the black stockings she had that clung to her tone legs like a second skin. Bubble gum pink hair that was done up in a high ponytail fell from her head in magnificent waves. Despite her mature appearance, she had a pair of earmuffs resting on the top of her head, reminiscent of what she used to wear when she was younger.

"Oh man, I can't wait until we reach the ocean! I haven't had a bath in years! I feel so gross I don't think a Vulcan would snatch me up!" the pinked haired female said. With a glower, ebony haired female pinched the material of her sleeve and lifted it up by her nails and nearly gagged when she felt her skin slowly peel off from underneath.

"Ugh, I know how you feel, Meredy. Although I love this suit, it can get irritating to wear, especially when you haven't cleaned it or yourself in a while," the raven-haired beauty commented.

"I sure am glad that the resort is on the other side of the island. It would have been too much of a risk to go out and bath even if it's late at night." The now introduced Meredy said stated.

"I agree. Though I think Jellal's paranoia might be getting to us. After spending so much time with a man that who constantly looks over his shoulder at anything that moves, I think he's starting to rub off on us," Ultear griped, the blue haired Heavenly Body mage appearing in her thoughts in chibi form as he walked through the woods, jumping at anything that made the faintest sound.

"Hahaha, you might be onto something Ul. Oh yeah, I meant to ask this earlier but…Hey Ultear, can I ask you a question?"

"What is it, Meredy?"

"What's the deal with you and Natsu?" Ultear quirked a narrow eyebrow at her surrogate daughter for asking such a random question. "Excuse me?" she pardoned.

"You know about the whole…you know." The pink haired female flailed her arms in the time mage's direction in a vague attempt at imitating something about her body. Finding the action rather annoying, Ultear slapped her arms away from her and stopped walking, arms crossed below her generous bosom.

"No, as a matter of fact I don't know." Watching the younger woman stop a few feet in front of her, she pressed on to what she might be implying. "Care to explain what I'm apparently missing right now?"

"Fine, I didn't want to say it but…" A sigh of exhaustion left Meredy, her wavy tresses twirling in the air as she pivoted on her foot to look Ultear in the eye. "Why does Natsu think you're a man?" the younger female asked, her curt attitude coming as a shock to Ultear as well as the question that was being asked of her. Jaw going slack, Ultear stared unbelievingly at the girl she revered as her daughter. It took a minute for the calm and composed former leader of the Seven Kin of Purgatory to pull herself together but it evident that the question had struck a nerve.

"…Because…"she trailed off, not wanting to get too in depth at the reasoning behind something so humiliating.

"Because what?" Meredy inquired.

"Because Natsu's an idiot, that's what!" the ravened-haired beauty screamed into the night, cheeks as rosy as the aforementioned dragon slayers hair. In her fury and embarrassment, Ultear's hands had become tight fists, her nails coming very close to tearing through her gloves. Hands on her hips, Meredy presented her mother figure with a look that showed that she was not going to accept such an answer and would not back down from receiving one. 'Shit, I sometimes forget she gets her stubbornness from me.'

"Come on Ul, you know that's not an excuse. He may not be very bright but even I can see that he can tell the difference between a man and a woman… well barely. I want to know what happened between you two for him to think that you, one of the most attractive women I know, is a man. Thinking back, I remember Zancrow had laughed at you because he heard that Natsu thought you were a guy but when I asked you then you completely dodged the question. I let I go because I didn't think it was all that important but now its eating at me to know what the hell happened that he thinks that you, Ultear Milkovich, is a man and not a woman." Defiantly, Meredy matched Ultear's death glare with a challenging one of her own. Years ago, that glare would have silenced her and run with her tail between her legs, but now that she was an adult that was no longer the case.

Seeing her patented glare no longer held the same type of influence over her like before, Ultear growled in irritation. "Gahhh! Fine you spoiled brat! I'll tell you, but let's keep walking. We're almost to the ocean." Moving onward, Ultear held a pace that could easily turn into a jog.

The pink haired female smirked in triumphant at having gotten the upper hand on her senior but quickly grimaced when she was reminded that they had more walking to do. "Hm, fine, but I want to hear the story and I don't want you leaving anything good out. If you do…" Matching Ultear's pace, Meredy brought her left arm to their eye level. On her wrist was a symbol, bathed in a light pink aura that was the source of her magic power.

Unshaken and unamused by her threat, the older woman calmly pulled her companions arm down to their waist. "You can be a real bitch sometimes, you know that," she scowled.

"Who do you think I learned it from," Meredy sneered in response. Groaning in irritation, Ultear proceeded to tell Meredy the tale of how Natsu began to mistake her for a male. Starting with her first interaction with Natsu on Galuna Island when she disguised herself as Zalty to infiltrate Lyon's faction, she ended with Tenrou Island where she and Natsu once again did battle before Acnologia obliterated the island. Listening to the story, Meredy was impressed at how Natsu was able to keep up with Ultear during that time and even land a punch on her. She had to keep her laughs at bay when Ultear went on a tirade at how Natsu ruined her good looks when the punch he gave her made her as Zalty had made her cheek swell up for the next few days. From what she could gather, Meredy was certain that the second encounter Ultear had with Natsu she was venting her frustration at being labeled a man due to Ultear using her orb in such a violent manner. When the secret ice mage finished her story, the two had finally reached their destination and parked themselves behind some jagged rocks near a steep hill. As they undressed, Meredy could no longer keep her giggles to herself and Ultear valiantly kept her anger in check to avoid murdering her own daughter.

"Hahahha, I'm sorry Ultear but you got to admit that this pretty funny. All of this started because you couldn't help but spray your favorite perfume, knowing that you would probably have to go undercover. Rookie mistake, UI," the pink haired beauty taunted.

"Shut up, how was I supposed to know he and his friends would be on the same island and his sense of smell was so powerful? Hades only had so much information on dragon slayers so it was an unknown factor. The fact that Deliora, one of the strongest demons from the Book of Zeref, was on the island should prove that the mission they took had to be S-class meaning that they had to break the rules because none of them were at the strength considered to be declared an S-class mage. None of this assumed gender bender bullshit is my fault. It rest solely on Natsu's stupid…dumb…sexually retarded…shoulders" For each insult, Ultear tore an article of clothing off her person with more aggression than needed leaving her in her birthday suit. Meredy watched in amusement as the older woman was on the threshold of throwing tantrum but caught herself before she did. "This sucks."

"Hahaha, it's still funny though," Meredy laughed, letting her dress drop from her body and undressing from her underwear leaving her in her thigh high black socks and boots.

"Just shut up and get in the water already." Frowning, Ultear ran into the water, leaving Meredy to finish her stripping.

"Ok, w-wait...you brought the soap and shampoo from the resort right?" The maguilty mage yelled. Raising both hands with two bars in one and two bottles in the other, Meredy happily sighed at knowing that she would become clean. Folding her clothes and earmuffs, she placed them atop of Ultear's on a smooth rock and jogged down into the water.

Using the bars of soap, they scrubbed away all the dirt and grime that had begun to accumulate on them in the past few weeks, then cleaned their hair with the shampoo. An hour later, the two felt clean enough to make soap itself feel ashamed. By being in the water for so long, they had enjoyed themselves so much they chose to stay in and play a little. God knows they needed a vacation from moving place to place like hermits. After a splash battle that ended when they started to use magic, the two floated above the water like logs, their sizeable breasts surfacing above the water in a very sensual manner. Letting the sounds of the ocean and the jungle serenade them, the two found themselves in a paradise. However, what sounded like the cry of an injured animal resonated throughout the jungle and out towards the beach. Righting themselves, they waded through the water and bore witness to a bright yellow light behind within the trees.

"Ultear did you see that?"

"Yeah, but what was it? There can't be people on this part of the island; the resort is on the opposite side." Ultear said in panic. If someone were to walk over to the hill, they would be able to see Meredy and herself in the water thus blowing their cover. Feeling a hand grab her bicep, she looked to Meredy who jerked her head towards the shore.

"Let's get dressed and get out of here." Nodding in agreement, the two swam to shore but right as their feet hit land, another cry came from the jungle but this time it was not an animal's cry. Not only that, it was getting closer to them. Looking to the hill, they saw a figure tumble down its slope, disappear behind the rocks, and shoot up into the air. Calculating the body's trajectory, Ultear pulled Meredy with her behind a tall, wide rock. Crashing into the sand, the person let out a painful groan and rubbed their head.

"God damn Vulcans! I'll show them to sneak up on a guy when he's getting fired up!" Instantly the duo recognized the voice and rose from behind the rock.

"Natsu!" they shouted in unison. Hearing a familiar voice call his name, the now identified mage spun around and gasped at seeing the two buxom beauties behind the rock. The two beauties that wore nothing but the droplets of the ocean water on their skin.

"Ultear? Meredy? What the hell are you guys doing here…and…why are you two naked?!" he yelled as his cheek took on a dull pink tint. Taking notice of their appearance, the two females looked in search of their clothes and face palmed when they saw that on the rock behind Natsu was their garments. Though they were embarrassed to have left their clothes and were be discovered in the raw, they quickly focused their anger onto the innocent fire mage before them. Natsu shuddered at the intense feelings of anger directed at him from the two females as their eyes glowed with the redness of a dying star. "What I do?"

"Natsu, what are you doing here and why were you falling down a hill?!" Ultear demanded with a slight pink dust on her cheeks.

"Were you spying on us you pervert!?" Meredy added in with a shouted, her face so red that a tomato would be proud.

Taking offense at being labeled a pervert, Natsu rounded on them with his own glare. "Hey, I was looking for Happy! Erza told me she punted his furry ass after he made fun of her and Jellal so I went to go find him! I was following his scent but a group of fucking Vulcans ambushed me. So I decided to teach them a lesson. Fucking cowards ran away like a pack of bitches but one of them grew a pair and decided to sneak him when I wasn't looking when I was by the hill." he explained. Despite his story sounded credible because of his reckless nature to fight anything that had muscles and upset him, the two narrowed their eyes in skepticism.

"Oh really, if there really were Vulcans in this jungle, why didn't attempt to kidnap us. We've been trekking through this place all day and I haven't seen a single one the entire time," Meredy said, eyebrow raised.

"That's probably because you two stunk. That, and because Ultear's a dude, so a Vulcan wouldn't want to take some weird cross dresser," Natsu told them, his words cutting into them like daggers. Enraged at his comment about them, the two rose from behind the rock, eyes filled with fury.

"You ass! Take that back!" they shouted in unison. Rather than shrivel in terror, they watched as Natsu's face became red like a cherry. "What is it?!" they demanded, their voices working in tandem.

"You two do know you're still naked right?" he asked, not even attempting to avert his vision. At that moment, a cold breeze from the sea came in and blew past the three mages. As the cold swept through them, Ultear and Meredy embraced themselves to keep warm and once again dropped behind the rock, hiding their shame from Natsu. "Don't look over here Natsu or I swear to God…" Ultear shouted.

"Hey, just because you're disguised as a hot chick, doesn't mean I want to look at a naked guy! I get enough of that shit with Gray. Besides Meredy, I thought girls had issues when they're naked around guys. Wait a minute, don't tell me that this perv is forcing you into doing this?!" Natsu voiced. Though it sounded plausible in his mind, to the two females behind the rock he sounded more ridiculous with every sentence. However, that didn't stop Meredy from laughing at Ultear's expense when the time mage's expression dropped at hearing Natsu state that once again she was a man and was holding Meredy hostage. Letting her mischievous side come to ahead, Meredy pried Ultear off her, rose from behind the rock and ran towards Natsu in a damsel in distress like fashion. Hiding behind him, she wrapped her arms around his waist and looked tearfully over his shoulder.

"Natsu you're right! She, I mean he, made me do shameless things! He forced me to strip, tossed me in the ocean and made me wash his hairy back! What you see before you is just a disguise! Do you really think somebody would have boobs that big without them being fake?" Meredy cried, crocodile tears staining her eyes. Clutching his chin in thought, Natsu pondered her words. "You do have a point. I mean, Lucy, Erza, and Mira have huge boobs and I don't think anybody can beat them without using some kind of dirty trick! Goes to show you just can't trust people these-" A shard of ice hit Natsu in the mouth before he could finish. Acting on instinct Natsu's fists ignited as he scoured the beach for Gray, knowing that he was the only one with ice magic on the island as well as stupid enough to pick a fight with him.

"Uh…Natsu…Who are you looking for?" Meredy sweat dropped.

"Gray! I know that bastards magic like the back of my hand! Where are you, you limp dick Ice Prick!" Natsu shouted into the sky.


In a hut on the other side of the island, Gray Fullbuster felt the urge to put a certain dragon slayer in their place the next time he saw him. He didn't know why, but he felt an injustice had been brought upon what made him a man. He would plan his revenge thoroughly, oh yes very thoroughly…After he escaped the death hug he found subjected to by his fawning admirer Juvia Lockser who praised his ability to withstand the pain of unlocking his Second Origin.

"For the last time Juvia…let…me…GO!" he shouted in vain, the water mistress's grip only becoming tighter the more he fought her back. "Oooh, Gray-sama!" the woman tittered in bliss at her and Gray's 'loving' intimacy.


"I've had enough…," a venomous voice announced. Turning their gaze to the rock, Meredy and Natsu gulped when the naked form of Ultear stood up. Her ebony hair cast a dark shadow over her eyes that glowed a neon red. With determined steps, the daughter of Ur strode over to her conniving daughter and the oblivious dragon slayer she was using as a meat shield. Cowering in fear similar to when he faced an enraged Erza, Natsu backed away, his arm shielding Meredy, with each step that Ultear took towards him. Feeling her back against something rough and hard, Meredy knew that she was against the rocking wall separating the hill from the beach.

'Oh my God, we're dead!' she internally cried.

"I've been patient long enough but now I'm tired. At first I was only humoring you but now it's gotten to the point that I can't take it anymore!" Ultear shouted. Both pink haired individuals stared at her as if she was senile. Jade eyes met obsidian as they wondered if the other had the answer to what the older woman was saying. Natsu though had his vision switched back to Ultear who grabbed him by his shirt collar, her chocolate brown eyes boring into his.

"I'm gonna tell you this one more time and you better listen closely. I…am…a…woman! I'm a fucking woman, a genuine female. What more do you need! Just look at me!" Shoving him to where he was an arm's distance away, she let his eyes roam over her voluptuous figure. From her long legs, to her toned stomach, to her full chest and finally her angelic face, Natsu took it all in and felt his blood flow head south.

"Ultear…" Meredy whispered but she was interrupted by the other woman's tirade.

"I'm sick and tired of you calling me a man, Natsu! If I have to prove to you some other way, I will! Matter of fact, here!" She grabbed his hand and placed it over her right breast. The tender flesh of her bosom in his palm caused blood to trickle out of Natsu's nose and his mind become mush. Soft like the world's best pillow, he gave an experimental squeeze causing Ultear to let out a soft moan. Behind him, Meredy was seething at watching her mother's attempts at seducing Natsu before her eyes.

"How does it feel Natsu?" Ultear asked in a sultry tone. She curled her hand around the nape of his neck and brought him close to her face, both of them with red painted cheeks. Unable to comprehend what was happening Natsu could only give an audible groan in return. Having enough of this public display of indecency, Meredy acted.

"Hey, I'm still here you know! Don't grope Ultear dammit and don't try to seduce someone right in front of me! Jeez, you two are the biggest perverts I know!" Standing between them, the other pinkette shoved them apart from each other. Ultear's eyes widen in shock at her attitude but a wily smirk etched across her fair features. She hadn't forgotten the comment that Meredy made about her being a man so she decided that a little revenge was in order.

"What's the matter Meredy, can't take the passion between two lovers."

"What are you talking about Ultear. You and Natsu barely know each other and, might I add, he still thinks you're a man" Meredy scoffed, arms folded with her back to them so that Natsu couldn't see her womanly business. Being around Ultear and her conniving way, she was unaffected by the older woman's goading.

"Well I can easily change both of those." Curiosity peaking, Meredy turned her head back to the two and was dumbfounded to see Ultear on top of Natsu, passionately kissing him. The dragon slayer laid on the sand, eyes wide and stunned while the beautiful woman on top of him used her tongue to toy with his own. Glancing out the corner of his eye, he would have laughed if he could at seeing Meredy stare blankly at the two with a hollow look in her eye. Raising her hand, albeit shaking like a leave in the wind, Meredy pointed at the two in awe.

"But…but…what!"

Pulling away from the dazed Natsu, Ultear giggled and lifted his chin up with her index finger before looking at Meredy slyly. "What's the matter Meredy? You seem a little uncomfortable."

"Of course I am! You just kissed Natsu! After everything you said about him and what he's said about you being a man, you just up and kiss him! How does that make any sense?" Meredy was tearing at her hair at her friend's senselessness. Ultear wanted to respond with a smart remark but the person below her spoke up.

"Actually…I knew she was a girl. I was just playing around this morning. Gray told me about you a few months back and he swore you were a woman. I was just messing around because I thought it was funny how you got so upset. I can see that I took it too far and I'm sorry about that, but, hey, you did some fucked up things, so this was my way at getting back at you." Natsu clarified. This time both Ultear and Meredy stared slack jawed at Natsu. He was only joking. He knew that she was actually a woman. He had shown a mature nature and apologized for his misdeed. All of these thoughts echoed throughout Ultear's mind as she stared down at the prone dragon slayer before her. Though she knew that she was naked on top of him, her bare breasts dangling mere centimeters from his chest, Ultear could care less. The idiot below her, the one that had shamelessly called her a cross dressing old geezer, had to pay.

"You knew for the past few months that I was a man," she whispered. Her voice was so low, Meredy couldn't make out what she said, but Natsu could and he nodded in confirmation. "You knew but you still saw it fit to make fun of me…,"she added. Cold sweat running down his down, Natsu chuckled nervously. "Y-yeah my bad. Dick move huh."

"No shit." Meredy jibed. Natsu turned his head to her for a retort but had the front of his shirt grabbed harshly by Ultear's fists. Shrinking in on himself, Natsu saw a demonic image that reminded him of Erza.

"Natsu Dragneel! You…you…I ought to...!"

"Please don't kill me! I'm sorry I was a jerk!" Natsu yelled with his eyes closed. Ultear had every reason to beat the living daylights out of the younger mage. He insulted her pride as a woman and humiliated her by constantly calling her what she most definitely was not. However, even with all of that, she couldn't find it within her to cause him harm. He was only joking around, for the most part, and true to what he said, she did rather deserve it. After everything she put him and guild through, the least she could do was endure some immature ribbing. If anything, he should be the one wanting to kill her.

She had manipulated the man that had caused one of his closest friends so much pain. She aided in the resurrection, albeit failed, of the demon that took away his rival's parents and teacher, which traumatized them greatly for years, and she along with her teammates razed hell on the sacred island of their guild during one of its most important events and summoned the embodiment of destruction that lead to their seven-year stasis. For him not to despise her was stunning. Not to mention heart-warming. Her scowl morphed into a demure smile as she let go of his shirt and placed them on his cheeks. Leaning forward she gave a small peck to his lips, giggling afterward when the dragon slayer looked at her with eyes filled with caution.

"You dummy. You might be an insensitive jackass, but for now, I can overlook this. I've put you and your friends through so much, yet you all still wish to help us. I don't know how I can repay such generosity." The heartfelt smile she had made Natsu's heart clench. Under the glow of the moon, Ultear looked positively ravishing.

"Uh, d-don't mention it. You three said that you were on a path to redeem yourselves and I think that's pretty great. Everybody deserves a second chance. Just keep doing what you doing. You don't need to repay us," Natsu told her. Both Meredy and Ultear blushed at his kind words.

"Thank you Natsu." Ultear said. "Yeah it means a lot." This time it words of thanks came from Meredy.

"Hehe, no problem guys. Now then, are you guys gonna get dressed soon, or have you become exhibitionist like Ice Princess." Taking notice of their lack of dress, the females' eyes widened but ultimately gave scoffs at his comment.

"You know what I don't' even care anymore." Meredy grumbled. Ultear felt the same way but thought why not take advantage of the situation. 'It has been so long since my last tryst, what harm can be done,' she thought lasciviously. Putting her hands under his shirt, Ultear sensually rubbed them up and down Natsu's torso, her fingers taking in every hard and sculpted detail of his muscles. Every ripple of muscle under his tanned skin was felt as her fingers danced under the clothes.

"H-hey, Ultear what are you doing?" Natsu asked hastily. Feeling her body on him was one thing, but having her fingers glide across his skin in such a way was a problem for Natsu. A big problem if his blood started flowing further south.

"Whaaat? I was just curious about the results of your training, and might I say, I'm very impressed. Besides, you've seen both of us naked, and I don't think it's fair that you're the only one still with clothes on. Let me help you out of those!" Natsu didn't know where her strength and speed came from, but in the time it took for him to blink, he was stripped down to his boxers. Leaning on the rocky wall he had entered the beach from, he stared at Ultear who was seated between his legs, her arms flung around his neck and her bare breasts open for him to see.

"Ultear what the hell are you doing?!" Meredy yelled from afar. She had had quite enough of the rollercoaster ride she had found herself on since Natsu's impromptu entrance a few minutes ago. First she and Ultear hid form him while accusing him of being perverted, then she joined in on his razzing of Ultear being a man and clung to him from behind. What compelled her to act in such a way, she would never know. Ultear then tried to prove she was a woman by forcing him to fondle her, which caused Natsu to admit to knowing she was a woman; now it seemed as if her adoptive mother was trying to sleep with Natsu under the stars on the beach with her naked self to bear witness to it no more than a few yards away. If this were the aftermath that came with hanging around Fairy Tail, she would have to talk with Jellal about possibly communicating with the guild solely through carrier pigeon or lacrima.

"What is it now Meredy, geez! Can't you see grown folks are busy? Why don't you be a good little girl and make a sand castle or something?" Ultear whined. "Now where were we Natsu?" With a coy smile, Ultear stood on her knees and shook her breasts in front of Natsu's face enticingly. Hypnotized by their perfect form, Natsu's eyes traveled with every sway they made.

"Stop that! Its fucking gross! How can you act like that when you two barely know each other?!"

"It's something a child like you can't possibly understand. The feelings that two individuals share, locked in combat, as they not only talk with their fists but with their souls as well. Those same feelings have the potential to morph over time something beautiful and, dare I say, romantic." Ultear breathed huskily, her smoky brown eyes gazing into Natsu's with such raw passion he felt his heart skip a beat. 'I have no idea what the fuck she's talking about but I could don't give a shit right now! I'm an idiot for thinking she was ever a man!' Natsu chided himself internally. A taunting sneer dancing across her full lips, Ultear glanced over her shoulder to Meredy and continued. "A simple girl like you is about 100 years too young to possible know what I'm talking about." A vein throbbed on Meredy's forehead at Ultear's words as she ground her teeth in anger.

"I'm not a child! I'm a damn, fully grown adult, as well as a strong, confident, sexy mage!" the pink haired female retorted heatedly, the childish way she stomped her foot causing her breasts to bounce.

Scoffing, Ultear flippantly tossed her hand behind her. "Oh please, from where I'm sitting you like a small child throwing a temper tantrum. You may look cute but it proves that you have no sex appeal as an adult. Why don't you go away and let the grownups have some privacy." Attention directed back to Natsu, Ultear straddled his waist and gasped in astonishment. "Oh my, Natsu, is that what I think it is! You sure are a blessed aren't you?" she praised, naked lower half against his clothed erection. Swallowing a moan, Natsu shot her a shaky grin.

"Hehehe, you're gonna have to do than that," he said through gritted teeth. Rocking her hips back, she let his erection rise from underneath her before shooting forward and pinning it against his pelvis and her soaked pussy. In circular motions, she moved her body to stimulate his member. In doing so, she also felt her arousal increase to the point that it was becoming hard to breathe. "Be careful what you wish for Natsu, because you just. Might. Get it." Leaning forward, she puckered her lips but instead of his lips, she felt the sand on her back.

Getting her bearings, she stared wide-eyed as Meredy had switched positons with her, the pinkette now straddling Natsu's waist, her arms around his neck and her ample bosom compressing itself against his pecs. A furious blush coated her fair features as she shot Ultear a dirty look.

"I'll show you I'm not a child! Don't listen to that old crone, Natsu! I'm far sexier than she ever was and I'll prove to her that I know what adults do! H-here feel these…" Reminiscent to what Ultear did earlier, Meredy took his hands and placed them on her breasts. Feeling his hot palms on her bare skin and against her stiffening nipples, Meredy cried in ecstasy. However, for Natsu he mistook it as a cry of pain and he pried his hands off her.

"Shit, are you ok?! Did I hurt you?!" Soft green eyes met his panic filled expression. Rubbing her hand gently against his cheek Meredy shook her head. "No, you're fine. I was…I was just surprised at how good it felt. Thanks for being so sweet but you don't need to be afraid. I'm a big girl Natsu, as you can clearly tell," she teased, looking down to her shapely waist and large breasts. His eyes drank in her figure, agreeing with her statement.

"Yeah, no kidding." Flicking his head with her finger, Meredy pressed their foreheads together with a sultry smirk on her face that Ultear couldn't help but think was a spitting image of her own.

"Ufufu, dirty boy. I think you need to be punished," she stated, batting her long lashes. Her green eyes shined as if they were precious emeralds glistening in the moon light.

"M-Meredy…" he breathed. Smiling, the maguilty mage ignored whatever hesitant feelings she had from before and dove for a kiss. However, instead of meeting his lips, she kissed the back of someone's hand. Pulling away, she trailed the arm to its owner and scowled at the devious grin Ultear was sporting.

"I see you're enjoying yourself, despite what you told me barely thirty seconds ago?" Shamefully, Meredy turned away from the time mage's teasing gaze with red painted cheeks. "I don't blame you though. Natsu's a really great person, and from what I felt, has potential to be a great lover."

"Uh…thanks." Natsu said, somewhat lost in translation. Ignoring him, Ultear continued.

"Though, I do wonder what a virgin could possibly show him that I, someone who's had experience and men kiss the very ground she walked on, couldn't." Ultear crossing her arms under her bosom to make them seem bigger. Meredy saw this and pouted in annoyance.

"Sh-shut up! I-I may be a v-virgin, b-but, I-I know what to do! Besides, I think Natsu would prefer a younger, more attractive lover than some old hag.," she jeered. As the two females bickered between each other on who was more attractive, Natsu thought back to how he ended up in this position.

'What the fuck is going on?! I was out looking for Happy and now I have two naked girls arguing over me. I blame those fucking Vulcans for sending me here, Erza for giving me a reason to go into the woods, and Happy for getting his ass kicked!' Natsu thought in anger. Feeling two soft mounds against his arm, Natsu turned to see Ultear giving him a sly smile. Natsu found himself in a cold sweat as the smile reminded him of Erza, and the younger Mirajane. That smile always promised bodily pain whether it was intentional or not.

"UIh, what's up Ultear?" he questioned with a small smile.

"Oh nothing. While you were daydreaming, Meredy and I found a solution to our problem. You see the two of us can't decide on who's more attractive and the better lover, though between you and me, deep down she knows she doesn't stand a chance," "Lies!" "…but we've come up with a way to find out who's better." Ultear smiled brightly.

"Oh yeah, what is it." Natsu questioned, his dense nature working its magic. Ultear smirked in Meredy's direction, the young woman's face turning into a frown. Cupping his chin in her hand, Meredy brought his attention to her. He was curious to know what it was that made her cheeks turn the same color as her hair. Hesitantly she met his gaze and coughed into her hand.

"Well, uh, we decided to…have sex…with you," Meredy said bashfully, tucking a stray strand of pink hair behind her ear. Like a deer caught in headlights, Natsu looked between the two, wondering if they were joking but the serious looks on their faces told him otherwise. For a minute Natsu, thought that everything up to this point was all a hallucination brought on by the impact who took from the Vulcan and the fall to the beach. However, after giving his thigh a secretive pinch, he found that what was happening wasn't his imagination. 'Thank God for that, I was beginning to think that I was turning into a giant perv. It just turns out that they're the pervs. Erza and Lucy would skin me alive if they thought I was turning into the Ice Queen.' Though he was curious as to why the two Crime Sorcerie mages would want do it with him, Natsu thought it would be better to save himself the headache by asking. Looking between Ultear and Meredy, he couldn't see a reason why to deny them. Contrary to popular belief, Natsu had hormones and he found women attractive. It would be hard to when you constantly find yourself in the company of some of the sexiest women in Fiore, whether they're a member of your guild or not. Why he never acted on those feelings was because he put his friends' safety and well-beings above chasing a skirt. In addition, he grew up with most of the females in Fairy Tail and saw them as family and they him. Even if he did have special feelings for some of the girls, he wouldn't want to risk ruining years of friendship. However now, he found himself in a position that even he couldn't overlook.

"Fine, I'll do it." This surprised the two females, as they were ready for him to bitch and moan, and declare that he wouldn't do it. Making eye contact with each other, they shrugged their shoulders and carried on.

"Well then, uh…ok. But are you ready, because you might not be able to handle it. Especially when it's our turn." Ultear said seductively. The predatory grin Natsu gave them had both females shudder in excitement.

"A dragon can handle anything. You guys should be the ones who are worried," he retorted. Meeting his challenge, Ultear leaned closer to his face, their noses inches apart. Not wanting to be left out, Meredy leaned forward as well by putting her forehead against his temple.

"Oooh, I like 'em with a little fight. Makes things more interesting." Ultear purred.

"Hey, Ultear back off. You'll get your turn but after I'm done with him." Meredy said. Her arms wrapped around his neck possessively as she pressed their cheeks together. Being within so close proximity to her, Natsu didn't know what to do or to say. Going with the flow of things, he rested his hands on her smooth, naked hips. Pouting like a child, Ultear sat back and away from the two pink haired wizards.

"Jeez you're so selfish! Fine, I'll keep my distance…for now," she grinned. Nodding, Meredy looked at Natsu with a sheepish expression. Face as red as a tomato, she lifted herself off his lap and above his erection.

"A-are you r-ready Natsu?" she stammered. Sensing her reluctance, Natsu put his hands on the backs of her thighs to keep her taking the plunge. Seeing how selfish he was being, Natsu wanted to make sure that this was what they wanted. Emerald met obsidian as the two rose haired mages locked eyes.

"You don't have to do this if you don't want to. I heard girls save themselves for someone special, so if you don't want to do it with me, it's fine. Same for you Ultear. If this is about who's more attractive I can't really give you an answer but in my opinion both of you are smokin' hot. On whose better at sex I also…can't give you an answer, but I do know any other guy would be happy to have either one of you. It may not be the answer you're looking for but I hope it helps," he told them. The sincerity in his voice had the two feeling a warmth course through their bodies that they had never felt before. To hear someone be so sweet and gentle to them was both new and welcoming. For most of their lives, people with evil and selfish intentions who didn't possess an ounce of concern for their well-being had surrounded them for years. They themselves were those type of people not too long ago. Hearing a person actually take into consideration how they felt and care about their feelings made them both smile fondly at the dragon slayer. Without a doubt, they had made the right decision in giving themselves to him. It wasn't love, but it was something very similar that they were feeling that caused them to come to such a decision.

"Natsu, you truly are an amazing person." Ultear commended.

"You can say that again," Meredy added. "You're right, women do give their first times to people who special to them, but I'm willing to give my first time to someone who is not only special but extraordinary. We may not know each other too well, but I've heard enough stories about you from Ultear and Jellal to get a pretty clear image on who you are. You're kind, compassionate, loyal, tender hearted and ahaha, pretty hilarious. Honestly those are attributes that any woman, including myself, would love to have in their man," she told him while stroking his cheek. "You told me I didn't have to do this, but you never asked me was this what I wanted…and my answer…is yes." Leaning forward, Meredy captured Natsu's lips in a heated kiss. Prying his lips open with her tongue, the two moaned in bliss as their tongues wrested with each other. Setting her down in his lap, Natsu pulled her close to his chest, his hands resting on her supple buttocks. Palming her ass cheeks forced a low squeal to escape from Meredy as she continued to kiss him. Feeling the firm flesh in his palms, Natsu gripped them tightly; ego rising when yet another moan came from Meredy.

Taking one hand from her butt, he fondled her left tit. Her hardened nipples poked against his hand, so with a delicate touch, he prodded and twist the erected bud. The lone hand on her ass traveled further south, between her legs until he felt a something wet and sticky on his fingers. Intrigued he slid two fingers into Meredy's opening to the second joint, barely able to move them, as she was tighter than a vice. Having been penetrated for the first time, a pressure within Meredy had released. As she screamed in rapture, Meredy's fluids flushed onto Natsu's hand and boxers coating them in a viscous liquid. The pure pleasure she felt from her first orgasm was mind numbing, literally. Her lithe form twitched in the arms of the dragon slayer with her eyes becoming glazed, her breathing ragged, and her tongue falling out of mouth like a bitch in heat. Her slick pussy quivered, the muscles convulsing, begging for anything to fill the space between her legs. Her nipples were so hard that they actually began to hurt but Meredy loved it all. She loved the feeling of being intimate with someone to such a degree. Scratch that, she loved being intimate with Natsu. She doubted that any other man could bring her to such a paradise. Regaining her composure, she gave Natsu a half-lidded expression that caused his breathing to hitch.

"That was amazing Natsu, but now I think it's my turn for foreplay." Slowly she stood up, legs still trembling from the after effects. Kneeling before in front of his crotch, she tucked her fingers beneath the waistband of his boxers. Eyes wide in anticipation and curiosity, Natsu spoke up.

"What are you going to do?" Natsu questioned in concern. Too busy with taking off his boxers, Meredy ignored his question, her tunnel vision setting in. In her place, Ultear answered for her.

"From what I can tell, she's about to give you a blowjob." Natsu turned his head to the sultry voice, wanting to know what a blowjob was, but what he saw caused his penis to go full mast, accidently hitting Meredy in the face as she pulled his boxers off. Seated barely two yards away from them was Ultear, a hand on her breast and the other between her legs, fingers pumping wildly in and out of her wet snatch. Specks of sand dusted her porcelain skin, giving her body a shiny glow under the moonlight. Beneath her was a small patch of drenched sand, no doubt the liquid coming from her soaked pussy. As she played with herself, she pinched her nipples until they became a fiery red. Due to such stimulation, her eyes had become glazed too and a small trickle of saliva cascaded down the side of her jaw. Overall, it was the sexiest thing that Natsu had ever seen.

"Ufufu, you like what you see, Natsu?" the vixen asked, briefly pausing in her masturbation. Unable to speak, a nod was the only response Natsu could give her. "Haha, I'm glad."


While Natsu gawked at Ultear, Meredy was busy pulling his boxers off. When she did, something large and fleshy smacked against her cheek causing her to yelp in fright. Chastising herself for being so scared, she turned her attention to his dick and marveled in amazement. Although she had never seen a penis before or been with a man in general, she could immediately tell that he was more endowed then the average male. From base to tip, his length easily exceeded the distance between her chin and the top of her head. As she stared in awe at the massive pillar of flesh, the carnal switch in her brain flipped to the on position. Her emerald green eyes stared at his dick with a craving she was unfamiliar to her. The heat from his phallus and the throbbing veins made her rub her thighs together in impatience. So entranced by the male organ she started leaning towards it, its pungent musk filling her nose. Letting her instincts take control of her body, she stuck her tongue out and gave an experimental lick from the base to the tip. Its taste was a peculiar one on her tongue. It was neither salty nor sweet, but something entirely different, and boy was she hooked. With zeal, Meredy repeated her actions, becoming increasingly aroused with every lick and kiss she gave to the dragon slayers' penis.

Ultear, no longer able to just sit and watch, moved close to Natsu and initiated a fervent kiss, their tongues battling for dominance. Stubborn like mules, the two refused to back down to either side's use of force and decided to use dirty tricks to get the upper hand. Ultear twisted her lover's nipple harshly between her finger and thumb but a static shock went through her body when Natsu's hands disappeared between her thighs. Like a true magician, he worked his magic between her legs as his fingers rubbed her damp folds and teased the small nub hidden beneath its hood. Opening her mouth slightly to moan, Natsu took advantage and assaulted her mouth with his oral muscle. With the fingers between her thighs, he teased her slit by splitting them apart from each other but never actually entering her core. Ultear felt her resistance crumble as he played her like a flute.

Speaking of flutes, Meredy was blowing his wood like a true professional. Where she acquired the knowledge and skill to do so, she would never know but she was eternally grateful for her natural skill. Even though Natsu had broken through the more experienced Ultear's defenses, his mind was going crazy at what Meredy was doing to him with her mouth and tongue. The pink haired female greedily gobbled his cock, almost to his balls, and proceeded to bob her head like a chicken with its feed. The warm feeling inside of her mouth was mind blowing and her ability to create such a strong suction on his manhood was to be praised. Using his lone hand, the other playing Ultear's pussy with the skill of a pianist, Natsu brushed his fingers through the former Grimoire Heart mage's silky pink tresses. Pushing her head down, he forced her to take in more inches but rather than fight back, Meredy wholeheartedly welcomed it. Fighting her gag reflex, the virgin with the skills of a pro, deep throated him and stayed there for a few seconds, her green eyes staring up at her mother figure and lover become lost in a heated make out session. She would have been jealous at their intimacy if it weren't for the fact that every moan she heard Natsu make didn't come from Ultear but from her. He was floating on cloud nine solely because of her, and not the woman hanging off his arm.

Prideful in that regard, Meredy pulled back until only his head remained in her mouth and swirled her tongue around his sensitive tip. Grabbing hold of the rest of his shaft with both hands, she twisted them around his pole as she teased his engorged head, occasionally flicking her tongue across his slit. The pressure in Natsu's balls grew until it was painful, his teeth grinding against each other. With a few skillful strokes from Meredy, Natsu felt relief like none other. Separating himself from Ultear's luscious lips, Natsu released spurt upon spurt of his seed into Meredy's open maw. The thick fluid coated her throat as it slid down her esophagus and into her stomach. The woman's eyes bulged out of her sockets, as each load was as large as the last. Not able to take it all in, Meredy pulled away from his member but was still hit in the face, chest, and stomach with his semen. Spraying the last of his seed onto the sand, Natsu leaned against the rocky wall, lungs gasping for oxygen and his body limp; the arm that was sandwiched between Ultear's thighs fell from her warm embrace that made Ultear whine in displeasure. Sweat coated his sun kissed skin, his pink locks sticking to his forehead with the rest matted down looking as if he just took a dip in the ocean. Licking her lips in interest, Ultear cuddled up to his right side, his bicep trapped in the clutches of her large cleavage. With her right hand, she nimbly encircled her fingers around his semi erect cock and stroked it until it was standing tall, his thickness forcing making fingers unable to touch each other.

"Oh my, Natsu. You sure do have a lot of energy. I guess that's a really good trait when it comes to dragon slayers," she purred into his ear. In front of them, Meredy had fallen onto her back when she separated from Natsu's raging boner. Dazed at what just happened, Meredy looked onward at the night sky. Mind resetting, she noticed that something slimy and warm covered her torso and face. Sticking her tongue out, she licked the corner of her mouth where there was a dollop of his cum resting on her plump lips. Swishing it around her mouth, she swallowed and sighed in content at the warm feeling it had going down.

'I can't believe I just gave a blowjob…And liked it too! I wonder if Natsu enjoyed it as much as I did?' On all fours, she crawled back to Natsu and felt a twinge of jealousy at seeing Ultear service him with her hand and him not even attempting to stop her. Propping herself on the backs of her legs, Meredy clasped her hands in her lap, arms pressing her boobs together beautifully and cleared her throat to get his attention. Opening his eyes that he didn't realized had closed, Natsu moved his head to stare at the bashful, and very cute looking female.

"D-did you enjoy it, Natsu?" a demure smile crossing her fair features. In Natsu like fashion, he flashed her his infamous toothy grin.

"Are you kidding, that was fucking amazing." As a bonus, he gave her a thumbs up which had the effect of drawing a giggle out of her. The two stared longingly into the other's eyes, any thoughts of looking away pushed to the backs of their minds. Though he was the only man outside of Jellal she had come remotely close to, Meredy felt a deep connection with the dragon slayer.

"As much as I like tender moments, I think we need to speed things up. Patience isn't really my forte, you know." If looks could kill, Ultear would have been a bloody mess with the daggers Meredy was throwing at her. Of all the times for her to ruin the moment, it had to be now. Grimacing at seeing the woman's hand still around her lover's manhood, the pinkette slapped it away and took it for herself.

"Ow!" Ultear cried.

"Oh, my bad, I thought I saw something on your hand. Guess I missed," she lied. Narrowing her deep brown eyes in anger, Ultear shook her head and smiled.

"It's ok, everybody makes stupid mistakes," the older woman said passive aggressively.

"Mhm…" Eyes locked onto each other, Natsu could have sworn he saw sparks fly. Turning her head away, Meredy looked down at Natsu with a shy expression.

"Natsu…this is my first time so…please be gentle, ok," she pleaded. Sitting up, Natsu rested his hand on top of her head and gave her a sincere smile that gave her reassurance and turned her on simultaneously. "You have my word."

Heart pounding, Meredy hovered herself over his head, both feeling the heat of each other's genitalia. Slowly she descended until she felt him push against a barrier. Wide black eyes met hers but she alleviated his worries with a gentle smile. She had heard that it was always painful for a girl when her hymen was broken. Though she was scared, she was had confidence in her ability to endure pain. She had lost so much in her short time living and endured it all; surely losing her virginity wouldn't be so bad. Taking a deep breath, she dropped her wait in his lap, sheathing him inside her vaginal walls. The sensation she felt was worse than anything she had ever experienced before. She wanted to scream. She wanted to faint. She wanted it to all stop and for the pain to go away. However, her determination to see it through was too strong, so with a hardened resolve she would endure the pain.

"Oh shit you're bleeding! I'm so sorry! Hurry and get off so-" Natsu was silenced by her lips. A thin trail of saliva connected them together when she separated, a smile and deep blush adorning her features.

"I-it's ok Natsu. T-this is w-w-what happens for every girls first time. Just l-let me, g-get adjusted. Y-you're sort of big." Meredy hissed, slowly rocking her hips and letting her walls grew more accustomed to his proportions. Both of them moaned in rapture as her insides and his penis rubbed against one another. The aching pain had vanished and in its place was pure euphoria. Raising her hips, off his lap she shuddered in happiness as she dropped back onto his cock. Using her thighs to raise her body up and drop her back down had Meredy gain a silly grin on her face, one that Ultear recognized all too well. Like a green haired beauty he knew at the guild, Meredy rode Natsu like a cowgirl and his dick was the bull. Never one to sit out on the action he met her downward thrust with one of his own, matching her rhythm. With his thrust in synch with her own, she felt him knock against womb, the sensation causing her to cum on the spot. Ceasing her movements, she squeal in delight letting her juices flow from her entrance onto her thighs and his cock.

Natsu hadn't noticed that she had stop moving, his tunnel vision taking over as he pounded into her. The same intensity he had in battle he used in sex. A deep growl resonated in his throat when he sat up and grabbed Meredy around her waist, tightly squeezing her into his chest. His hands aimlessly wandered and glided across her sweaty, nubile form. Finding placement on her luscious booty, he cupped each cheek in his large palms and bounced her in his lap while simultaneously covering her neck in wet kisses.

"Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Na-Natsu, you're amazing! Don't stop! Don't stop! F-fuck me harder! Oh oh God, I'm cumming again!" She flung her arms around his back and as she came for the second time in a matter of minutes, she dragged her nails his skin, inadvertently tearing the flesh.

"Gah! Shit, Meredy that hurts!" he cried, feeling all eight scratch marks on his back. Orgasm imminent, Meredy's walls clamped around his dick tightly. Biting his lip, Natsu fought the urge to cum.

"Natsu! Natsu! Ooooh God~! Aaaaah!" the woman screamed. Her whole body felt as though a current of electricity had just been shot through her. Tightly held in his strong grip, she convulsed once, then twice before finally going limp in his arms, head leaning against his shoulder. A shameless smile had appeared on her face with her tongue hanging out the side of her mouth with drool dribbling on his shoulder. Her eyes had become glazed and her breathing had become ragged and wheezy.

"Na-Natsu?"

"Yeah, Meredy."

"Thank you. That…was…amazing." Using the last of her strength and energy to speak, the beautiful mage fell asleep in his arms. Hearing her light breathing, Natsu smiled and rubbed circles on her back. Instinctively, Meredy smiled and nuzzled her head into his shoulder, her arms embracing him affectionately. It was safe to say that her first sexual encounter had been one she wouldn't soon forget.

Laying her onto the sand, Natsu pulled out of her snatch and chuckled when she whined at their disconnection. Mesmerized by her glistening flower, he saw how much he distended her and gave a silent apology at the pain she might have felt. Though he was satisfied that he could please he, he sighed in frustration. He had made her come twice, but since her magnificent blowjob, he hadn't came once.

Feeling slender arms embrace him from behind as well as a lush and bountiful bosom press against his back, he smirked knowing who it was. Turning his head towards the other woman, his lips collided with hers, their tongues meeting in a passionate clash. With one arm, Natsu picked her up and deposited her in his laugh drawing a flirtation giggle from the woman. Separating for air, the two gazed into each other's eyes, raw passion flowing between them. Sensing his penis below her split her labia apart, Ultear's face become flush with excitement. Playfully she rubbed her pussy on his shaft; letting her sexual secretions seep out her pussy and mix with Meredy's to make it easier for when he penetrated her, something she was heavily anticipating. Roughly grabbing her legs, Natsu let his hands roam up her thighs and along her sides before stopping at the underside of her perky breasts. Shooting him a seductive smirk, she cupped his face in her hands and pressed their foreheads together.

"Ufufu, now that you're done with the appetizer are you ready for main course. I'll warn you, I can get rough." It was clear that her patience had run dry, her libido having turned the normally calm mage into a being of pure lust and desire. Her tongue lashed out of her mouth and licked his upper lip and the tip of his nose.

Grinning madly, fangs shiny in the moonlight, Natsu cupped her breast and gripped her ass cheek in his palm with a loud smack. Pulling her flush against him, let out a growl that could have made Erza hot.

"Lady, just who the hell do you think you're talking to? I can handle rough, but can you handle me when I'm fired up."

"Hmmm, all I'm hearing is big talk. Why don't you put that mouth to better use?"

"Hehe, alright then. But I warned you."

xXx

[A/N…well, sorry for the wait. Took me three days to get this to the way I wanted it to go. Had to rewrite about 80% of this and it's still not to my specifications but dammit I promised you people a story. I'm looking at next week for my other stories to be updated, but no promises. I'm done with that. Next chapter for Slaying by the Dozen, my bae Yukino makes an appearance. Read, follow, favorite, review or PM. You know the drill. Blaccdragon is out!]

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