Disclaimer: My brain is still seeping from many orifices, all of which I hope to be my own. Touhou belongs to Zun!

A/N: Expect a couple little spin-offs to come from this series. One is a secret hinted at in chapter 20, while the other details what happened to Aya while she was with Yuuka! On with the show!

Author: Jeez...

Yukari: Indeed.

Yuuka: You rather went overboard, didn't you?

Author: Ohh, shush. I didn't have ideas for these twenty or so spin-offs at the time! How was I even supposed to know...? Heck, how was I supposed to even expect to make a freaking sequel?

Yukari: Yes, you did exceed my expectations of you. You have done quite well in the role of author.

Night, Cirno's house, Usagi's PoV:

Cirno had allowed me to walk into the house first, talking about ladies going first, even if she herself was also a lady. That silly statement of hers had distracted me quite well; I didn't even suspect anything untoward.

With a single, quick motion, one of my wings was snatched away, triggering a slight shiver from myself at what would be the sting of her fingers to most. "M-master...! What are you d-d-doing?" I asked, quite nervous as to what she could be intending to do with such a sharp object. I was way off on what her intentions were, however.

"What, can't I grab my cute little pupil's wings when I want to...?" Asked Cirno, with a hurt look on her face. Great, now I felt bad about the way I had phrased that...

"I-it's not that you can't, it's just that it seems like there's no reason for that right now." I answered, looking to the side with a blush. Before I knew it, Cirno had tested the blade of the wing with her finger, sending a jolt down my spine.

"These are very sharp you know..." She examined the blade a bit, silent a moment. "...Sharper than they look, that's for sure..." Said the fairy who was now licking up the blue blood that ran freely from her poor finger, a steam-like chill emanating from the hole. After a moment, she simply froze the wound over.

She glanced at me a moment with an odd look in her eye. "Long ago, I was told of a way to get closer to someone. Of course, it'd only work on a fellow fae of winder, with how we're made. Gensokyo's lacking in ice fairies, you see, so I've never tried it." Said Cirno, and letting go of my wing, before sitting down on the bed as my wing rubber-banded back into place.

She patted the spot next to her. "It might even make you stronger, as your wings are only slightly colder than my skin, while my wings are a lot colder!" Exclaimed my master, who had a very big smile stretched across her face.

"What does it entail...?" I asked, my wings all pointing downwards, with the bladed edge facing me, eliciting a raised eyebrow from my master. At this point, I plopped down on the bed next to her, causing her to smile before whispering into my ear, "Why don't you just lay down, and I'll show you...?" The feel of her cold breath on my ear made me tense lightly. My instincts began to run the show for me, causing me to flush blue, before I pulled my feet onto the bed and laid down, just like she had requested. And with that, my master quickly pinned me, causing my wing to go back to their prior cross position with the flat facing me. They even began to quiver along with me. Master was beginning to frighten me, if only just a bit.

And yet, something deep within me was excited. Something wild, untamed, and, more than either of those things, hungry for more.

"M-master...?" I asked, the fear in my eye quite obvious, with a hint of something else less worrisome. This caused the larger fairy to smirk, and do just what she had spoken vaguely of. One of her wings began to float out from her body and touch my wings. The very moment they made contact, the drastically colder wings caused a strange sensation that simply wasn't there the prior times my wings had been touched: they resonated with each other in the strangest way. A light blush colored Cirno's cheeks, and she licked her lips. Moments later, the rest of her wings began to float slowly towards my wings.

I, of course, gulped at thought of that feeling multiplying. And yet, I couldn't bring myself to make a peep.

The closer the wings had gotten to my own, the more I trembled. When they were just about to touch, I squeezed my eyes shut. After several moment of nothing happening, I slowly opened an eye to see what was up. Above me was my master hardly able to contain her laughter, before she rolled off of me and laughed untill it hurt.

"I can't believe you really thought I was going to do that...!" Shouted Cirno between fits of laughter. It would seem I had just been pranked.

"Ci-Cirno..." I said, with a dark look in my eye, before grabbing the larger fairy by the shoulder in a vice grip. Cirno looked up at me, not expecting this sort of thing to happen.

Cirno, who was laughing no more, looked up at me with a confused expression. "Just what were we doing, up until now...?" I asked in a low, annoyed voice, curious as to what she had been doing.

"Bonding! Why, what did you think we were doing?" She shouted her answer with a clueless grin on her face. Sometimes I wonder about my master... With a sigh, I stopped pinning her. That seemed like a mistake however, as the moment I was off of her, Master quickly pinned me to the bed. I looked up at her, who had a face on that I had never seen, her eyes were full of lust. Her eyes looked like they would burn a hole through me with just how much she stared at me, not to mention that odd smile plastered on her face.

But, then, fire metaphors seem off, in this instance.

Before I knew it, the larger fairy had kissed me, and the moment I tried to gasp, her chilling, wet tongue was in my mouth. My eyes widened in response to a finger being trailed down my body. Before I knew it, she had my Kimono undone. Looking down upon my body hungrily, her wings all began to trail across my own, and they once more made it feel as if echoes of pleasure were bouncing around within those blades. With every passing moment, my eyes felt heavier and her kisses felt more like she was devouring me.

"Chin chiiiin~!" Sang my feathered savior, way out in the distance. It seeming as though the sun had peaked out from behind the skyline. At that moment, I woke up, finding myself next to the tomboyish girl, who was vigorously kissing me in her sleep, with legs wrapped around my waist. Well now, that explains that! I didn't even bother struggling, knowing full well that her strength was superior to mine.

It didn't help that I was a very large bundle of frustration, at this point. After all, the dream had ended as things were getting good, even if my realization of this was more subconscious than anything.

After what felt like hours of not really trying too hard to pry myself free of the far stronger girl, I had finally given up. I began to try my best to resist her tongue, and push it out of my mouth with my own. Cirno's cold tongue was getting harder and harder to resist, before I finally gave in and simply enjoyed the kiss which had already numbed my mind and drained my strength to that of a rag doll. How anyone can kiss so well in their sleep was beyond me, but the kissing went on for another hour before Cirno finally began to stir.

"Mnnn~!" Groaned Cirno, pulling away from the kissing heaven she had been visiting upon me for the last hour, a trail of drool coming from between our mouths. She smacked her lips, as if tasting something odd, and began stretching. After a few twists, and a cracking of her entire hands simply by making two fists, she looked down at my own panting form, noticing the sheets were once more sticky. "Usa! Did you wet the bed again?" Asked my master with a sigh. She looked more than a little disappointed in me.

If I had any strength left, I would have palmed my face.