Discaimer: Ohh my, the door has been kicked in by a toad! Touhou belongs to Zun.

A/N: And with that, we signify the start of a new, old, incident! Not gonna give any more hints~! On with the show!

Dawn, Cirno's house:

"Chin~! Chiiiiin~!" Sang the sparrow in the distance. The sound was far happier than usual.

"Mph-cff-cff" I coughed into the cold mouth of my usual molester. No, not Rumia. ...one gets molested way too often, if they need to specify which molester they speak of. I had woken up to a great pain in my entire body, while a skilled tongue which was probing my mouth, was starting to ease away. My mouth tasted of copper, and Cirno's minty tongue. Did I... Just cough up blood?

Deiyousei had also been woken up by the call of our friendly neighborhood cook. The tiny fairy girl began to stretch, while having not yet opened her eyes. Noticing the makeshift matress was being depressed by moving objects, she cracked open an eye. Before her lay Cirno, who was pinning myself to the bed. There was a thin trail of blood coming from my mouth, and I was struggling greatly, and looking like I was also enjoying the affection, all at once. Needless to say, the sight shocked the poor fairy out of feeling sleepy, before she began trying to pry us appart, and in the end was simply tangled up in the pair of bodies as well. The very cold bodies. She was struggling with all her strength to escape our icy embrace, and failing miserably. Cirno's thigh began to press between Deiyousei's legs, which got a yelp from the girl.

"C-c-cirn-no! W-w-wak-ke up!" Shouted the fairy through chattering teeth, who had no ability to tolerate the cold, like the two of us did. Her body heat started to make me feel uncomfortably warm, and Cirno frowed her brow at the warmth. After the sudden stripping of my comfort, I snapped back to reality, and pulled away from the sleep kisser's mouth. As our lips parted, I couldn't help miss the flavor of my master's mouth. Was I... starting to like the attention? I had hardly even resisted, this time...

"Usagi...! Heeelp...!" Cried Deiyousei, while just barely managing to keep my masters face from getting too close to hers, after she had lost access to my own lips. Deiyousei's strength was beginning to wane, and slipped away just as my hand rescued the fairy from our chilly friend, the sleep molester. With my other hand, I pinched Cirno's nose shut, and simply waited, while she made out with my hand. After a good minute, Cirno began to squirm, and try to get away from the fingers cutting off her air, before finaly snapping awake.

"Mmyaa...! Ehh? Why does my mouth... taste like blood...?" Asked the ice fairy, who was now wipeing sleep from her eyes. Both myself, and Deiyousei sighed in relief.

"Ahh! After I woke up I began to cough up blood, and you happened to be kissing me in your sleep." I opted to simply state the truth, which Cirno didn't belive at all. She began to spit the blood out, and wipe her mouth clean of the nasty substance.

"Like hell I would k-kiss you! You must have been kissing me, usa!" Deduced the larger ice fairy, who seemed to have no idea that she did that in her sleep. Though, she had also known what she had been doing to my wing, that one time. Things weren't adding up.

"Realy, now. And that time we woke up to you sucking on, and licking my wing? You seemed quite aware that you had been doing things to me in your sleep. So, why couldn't you have once?" I accused my master, which made her go 'erk,' and tense up. She knew she wouldn't be able to talk her way out of this, so my master simply sighed in defeat.

"Alright, alright, fine. So, I k-k-kissed you in my sleep?" Asked the fairy of ice, while looking away from me, with a blush on her cheeks. Deiyousei had distanced herself from the two of us, after she realised that she could, now. The small green haired girl shivered at the table we ate our meals at, while trying to warm up, and failing. She had narrowly avoided frostbite of the mouth, or worse. Little known fact: Ice fairy spit can freeze liquid it comes in contact with. That would not have ended well for deiyousei, had I not gotten between to two. I however, was oblivious to this fact, as It only traspired with spit that was no longer inside the fairy's mouth. To stick your tongue in Cirno's mouth, could quite possibly kill you!

"You even nearly kissed me too, Cirno. Had Usagi not gotten in the way, you would have stolen my f-first k-k-kiss!" Stated Deiyousei, with a blush. At this, the fairy paled. She had nearly killed her friend! She was a horrible friend!

"I'm so sorry, Deiyousei! I d-didn't mean to!" Shouted the panicking ice fairy, while bowing with her face against the dirt flooring. She had realy screwed up.

"what, only deiyousei...?" I asked, slightly disappointed that I hadn't gotten one, as well.

"You'll be fine. She, however, would have died." Stated my master, without intention of hiding this fact. Heck, it could potentially save a life in the future if she told me this.

"W-w-what!" Shouted both Deiyousei, and myself at the same time. This was news to the both of us.

"Yeah... I can't harm another ice fairy with a kiss, but I would freeze most anyone else, from the inside out. And even if that were to not happen, hypothermia would set in from such close proximity to myself for an extended period of time. Our spit can freeze things, Usagi. Try spitting in the lake, some time, and you will see what I mean." Stated Cirno, with a look of sadness upon her face, before she looked up towards me, and simply said, "You saved Deiyousei a great deal of pain, by stopping me from doing such a thing, Usa. Thank you."

"I-it was nothing!" I blurted out, while my cheeks were glowing brightly from the sudden praise, and gratitude, from the person I respected the most in the world.

"'Nothing'? It was far from 'nothing,' in fact, I'm proud of your quick action, I'm proud to have a student such as you." Claimed Cirno, before pulling me into a tight hug, which lasted suspiciously long. Soon my master had begun to snore.

"Wait, why were you coughing up blood, anyways, Usagi?" Asked Deiyousei, who had been thinking about that for the last several moments. While thinking of how to answer that, I had begun to shake my master awake, lest she get kissy once more.

"Ahh, well I had this odd dream, and I think I might have been decapitated durring it. Odd thing is, I felt pain during the dream, when my arms were ripped off." I calmly stated, while not realy detailing the dream very well. One would think I would speak of such a painful experience with fear in my voice, but I simply couldn't feel any emotions towards what had happened within that dream. I simply regarded the dream like one would regard tieing their shoes, or waiting for a toaster to go off.

"Wait, what? But dreams can't hurt you! Even the sheer idea of such a thing happening sounds like a story made to scare children!" Exclaimed my master, while looking at my neck. She noticed my neck had a jagged red line across it, as well as my shoulders. Whatever had happened in my dream, had effected me in reality as well, that much was obvious to her at this point. Cirno would keep this charade up untill more puzzle pieces fell together. No reason to scare everyone over something that she had no proof of, yet. From what she could tell, though, it would seem that someone was up to no good.