Disclaimer: Touhou belongs to Zun.

A/N: Also, I wonder if left alone, would Mystia's toenails grown to match the fingernails? It seems like I'm spending more time knocked out, than awake! Also, from here on out expect the unexpected. This is where alot of the similarity to Lotus Land Story ends! On with the show!

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"Owww, my head..." My head was pounding and I was surrounded once more by darkness on all sides. It bothered me that I was getting used to this.

"...You, again...?" This time, the voice had none of the anger it once had. It seemed both tired of my visits, as well as annoyed that even if it were to kill me, it would do nothing in the long run.

"Ahh, hello again, Miss!" Having nothing better to do, I simply greeted the one who had killed me prior. I was too disoriented by my free fall, which ended on a wall, to dodge anything. I wonder if that girl I hit was going to be alright?

"Hmm, you're rather polite, for a fairy. Though your soul doesn't match your body at all, why is that?"The voice seemed bored, honestly. I wonder if it's stuck in this darkness constantly?

"Ahh, well... I used to be human, then I got turned into a rabbit, pulled out of a hat, turned into a youkai rabbit, thrown into a tree, nursed back to health by the one that did all of that, and then nearly got thrown into a lake, once more by the same person, only to be saved by an ice fairy! Later on, I somehow ended up turning into an ice fairy myself after we slept together, and she's been teaching me how to be a better fairy ever since!" It would seem my master's lack of concern towards how one words things, and the misunderstanding they could cause, was rubbing off on me. The voice in the dark was shocked at my little summery, especially by the way it ended.

"You... slept with an Ice fairy?" The voice had to make sure she heard that last bit right. Regardless of the meaning, sleeping with an ice fairy could kill you.

"Yeah!" I simply smiled, and nodded, none of which could be seen.

"...How close were you?" There had to be a reason I hadn't frozen to death, and the voice seemed dead set on finding it.

"I'm not sure, but even before I fell asleep, she had already been hugging me. Going by that, she might have been holding me all night. When I woke up, I was a fairy!" The answer only made the voice even more perplexed.

"Is that so?" The question posed by the voice caught me off guard. It sounded like an actual question, but I couldn't help but think of the overly friendly Youkai, Rumia.

"Th... That is so..." Had I been able to see, I would have seen an eyebrow raise at my choice in answers.

"What a strange one. I feel next to no power from you, yet you dodged my spark, forced my door open, and even took out my cute gate guard, Elly. Not to mention I had only just felt her come aware of danger!" Had the voice known how I had won that fight, she would likly be singing a different tune, but I wasn't about to correct her. Assuming she had meant the girl I fell into, that is.

"Wait, who are you?" I was surprised that such an importantant sounding person was before me, I was expecting to have been killed by now, honestly. Once bitten, twice shy, and such. ...I guess I'm not really following those words though, am I? She killed me once, tried to kill me again, and now I simply try to chat her up. ...I'm becoming more like a fairy by the day!

"Well, I suppose It couldn't hurt to tell you my name... You may call m-" Before the voice could finish, I found myself bolting upright. I had woken up. A new record, I had gone an entire dream without sustaining injury! Good job, me.

I looked about, to see that this place looks just like the one from my previous dream... Just what was going on? When I had first exited the gate, everything was a blur, so I couldn't have noticed where we were.

"Usa? Usa, you're awake! That sure was quick, though. You were only out for about a half hour this time!" I finally noticed that my head must have been resting on Cirno's lap, as she had been hidden from view right behind me. At the thought of such a thing, my face went quite red.

"Really? Well, I guess my dream was rather short..." So the duration of my dreams effected how long I would stay unconcious, huh?

"Anyways, I'm so proud of you, Usa! You took out such a strong looking foe in one shot, by using your head, and managed to get all of us in safely! You're probably the..." Cirno began to count using her fingers. "...29th strongest fairy, now! Not exactly much of a bragging right, but you have to start somewhere, right?" Cirno wasn't exactly the best with numbers, but I didn't know such a thing. Before long I felt cold arms wrap around me. Cirno had hugged me in joy over her being able to train such a strong fairy from scratch. Heck, even more than scratch! I had about the capabilities of an air conditioner when I turned into a fairy, and had even less as a rabbit. I had a great deal to thank Cirno for, honestly. Were I still a rabbit, I would probably gotten horrible frostbite by now, too. I returned the hug, and we simply enjoyed the lack of body heat of eachother for a time.

"Ugh... Where am I...?" I heard a voice from the ceiling, and looked up, only to see a woman frozen to the ceiling. It was the one I had smashed into a wall, Elly. ...How stealthy of you, Cirno, freezing her to the ceiling like that.