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A/N: And now, for the second chapter of the day! Now that Yukari, trolling, is out of the way... Make way for Yukari trolling! Ahh, but there's a twist this time! ...You'll see! On with the show!
Just after midnight, Hakurei Shrine:
On our way back to the group, once more we came upon Yukari. However, this time was different. It was her better half, the lower half of her body, sitting on a bench, just as I had expected of an old granny like her. Next to her on the bench was a man with white hair and glasses, who was snorring softly.
I grinned a toothy grin, before shushing the group. I snuck towards the good side of Yukari, getting behind the bench. My grin once more widened, before I slid a hand over her hip. Unexpectedly, Yukari only went stiff a moment, ignoring my prank. Grr... Ignore me, will you? I increased the teasing, grabbing hold of her enormous breasts from behind. Oddly enough, they didn't feel flabby, as I had expected them to. They were the same as any young woman. ...Maybe her claim of being 17, while an obvious lie, applied to her body? This time her reaction, while still unexpected, wasn't simply ignoring me. She... pushed into my rubbing of her breasts. Huh, interesting. Yukari is a pervert who likes to be groped by strangers, huh? An evil little thought entered my mind. I'm going to tell Aya about this! Revenge get! Plus, I'll leave her wanting more! I began to twist at the nubs of flesh through her dress, getting the exact response I had wanted. A moan. With that, I ran back to the group, and we made a quick get away. Within a minute of quickly escaping, we were back to the group of ours.
Just after midnight, Steps of the Hakurei Shrine:
Yukari's upper half, talking to Yuuka. Yuuka sat upon the 47th step of the steps leading to the shrine, with legs crossed, while Yukari simply floated there.
"So, you're just giving up on the Border of Dreams, after all that effort?" Yuuka didn't believe the words comming from Yukari's mouth. Her? Giving up? There had to be more to it...
"As I just said, I have nothing left to gain from iiii...t." Yukari had just felt a hand brushing against her hip. Could it be some pervert had taken the bait? My, how thrilling!
"My, my... What could have you looking so surprised for?" Yuuka had already known of Yukari's habit of leaving her body on public benches whenever she appeared floating on her gap from the top of her breasts up. Ohh, how she would enjoy pretending that she didn't.
"N-nothing!" Yukari was doing a horrible job of hiding what had happened.
"Really, now?" Yuuka began to grin slightly.
"Yes, everything is f-...!" Yukari shivered with joy as she felt her chest getting rubbed. Being watched by Yuuka like this only made it more stimulating.
" 'Ff,' huh?" Yuuka's grin only widened, as she was given more ammo to tease the gap hag with.
"Y-yes, I've never been better! In fact, I think I- Mmmnn...!" Yukari clapped a hand over her mouth. She hadn't expected the wonderfully skilled mollester to suddenly throw her a curve ball like that, twisting the most sensitive part of each breast in unison, like that.
Yuuka grinned full on, not bothering to hold it back any further.
"I-I have to... get going... Important m-matters to attend to, you know?" And with that the Sukima with a scarlet face was swallowed up by her gap, rejoining her other half. Yuuka simply chuckled to herself, before continuing down the steps, on the way back to her field.
Yukari looked about, hoping to find whoever this wonderful molester had been. Nobody was around, save for a sleeping Kourin. ...Wait, she had heard from the Bunbunmaru the other week that her had been caught with a pair of panties in his hand, enjoying them to the fullest. What if he was only pretending to sleep, and was the actual molester? Yukari swallowed up Rinosuke with her gap, before hopping in herself. If he was going to stop, just like that, she would just have to... make use of him!
Just after midnight, Behind the Hakurei Shrine, Mystia's Lamprey stand:
What came over me? I had just touched another woman, fondling her, even!
"Nice prank, Usa! Way to get pay back!" Cirno was in high spirits, after watching me doing such things.
"Ehehe... Y-yeah..." I wasn't so happy with my actions, but if they had made Cirno happy, it was fine, I guess...
"That was a very... unique prank, alright..." Mima wasn't sure how to feel about it. She hadn't pictured me being some kind of pervert, that's for sure.
Rumia leaned in close to me.
"You'll get used to it, we Darkness Youkai have rather perverted urges, you see." ...Well, that sure did explain alot of Rumia's actions up untill this point. Great, on top of an urge to devour Cirno, I'm now going to want to molest people, too? Being a Youkai of Darkness was just chock full of wonderful urges, wasn't it...?
"Ahh, welcome back, everyone!" Mystia waved us over, it seemed that they were drinking a bit. Among them were a pair of unfamilliar faces.
One had a similar build to my own, looking like an 8 year old. On her head of lovely, long, ginger hair, was a pair of rather long horns, sticking strait out to the sides, the left accented by a blue ribbon. On her body was a tattered white blouse, as well as a long skirt of the color purple. Her hair was tied together at the ends, so as to keep it out of the way in a fight. On each of her wrists, a small frilly sheet of cloth, kept in place by her shackles. In her hand was a purple gourd, covered in old looking charms. She seemed to be giving everyone refills on their drinks, though it wasn't like they had a choice. As long as she was around, they were getting a refill, and they would drink it.
The second unknown one amongst our group, who was busy drinking refill after refill of sake, was a full head taller than myself, but had even smaller breasts, long blue hair, dark red eyes, and a determined look upon her face. Her body had a white, mostly buttoned-up blouse, with an untied red ribbon at the collar. She must have been feeling hot, with her clothes in such a state. Her long dress was as blue as deep water, a light blue bow upon the back of it. On the front of the dress was a white apron, oddly enough. Along the edge of the apron was a rainbow shard link, which made the odd look all the more striking. Her cheeks were flushed, and she looked drunk.
The oni locked eye's with me for a moment, before noticing our ohh so dreadful plight. We were without sake! The oni aimed to fix that, handing us each a full sake dish. Cirno quickly downed hers, looking no worse for wear, while Mima slowly drank hers, knowing it futile to argue with the oni. It had been a very long time since she had last had sake. Rumia poured the contents of the dish into her mouth, not really caring if she missed some,getting it all over herself.
"Drink!" The oni cheerfully ordered. I still had a full dish in my hand, and she aimed to fix that. I stared into the dish, which reflected the stars, before taking a sip. It tasted horrible, but I had a feeling I wasn't getting out of drinking the stuff. I began to slowly drink all of the sake in the dish, before wiping my face on my wrist.
Before I knew it, I had more sake filling my dish. I looked about, seeing Cirno finish her 6th dish, still looking fine, Rumia lapping up a 3rd, and Mima still slowly sipping her first. ...This was going to be an interesting night, wasn't it...?