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A/N: Ahh the joy of Suika! Let us begin the drunken merriment, and Cirno can drink! No idea where she puts the stuff, but 6 dishes was hardly effective! And she's tiny! On with the show!
Hours before sunrise, Hakurei shrine, Mytia's Laprey stand:
After downing my second dish, I was beginning to feel a bit tipsy, while Rumia sipped at her 5th, and Cirno guzzled her 12th dish. I had no idea she could down so much liquid, let alone sake!
"Good job, but you're lagging behind!" The unknown Oni plugged my mouth with her gourd, forcing the substance down my throat. By the time she let me go, I must have drained enough to fill another 6 dishes. I fell to my knees, gasping for air. When I looked up, the world was starting to look funny around me.
"Whehehe..." I began to spin in place, simply to spin in place, while the horned girl chuckled.
Upon getting tired of spinning, I fell over, before picking myself up. I began to over-exadgerate my movements, and snuck up behind Mystia, a dopey grin across my face.
Mystia, already lightly drunk, was cooking up some of the Youkai meat, not doing as good a job as she normally would have. She never once noticed me getting near, and I grabbed her breasts from behind, causing her to yelp and squirm.
"Ahh, Yuyuko's here to eat meee...!" She shrieked, while trying to break free. I momentarily lost my sight, but still kept at my rubbing.
"Ehh? Y-you're not Yuyuko..." The blushing Mystia looked over her shoulder, not seeing the usual pink hair and gaping maw. Those breasts of hers were quite nice, there was much more than her dress showed.
With a mischievous grin, I began to softly nibble at the nape of her neck, causing the girl to go stiff. The obvious foreplay was lost of bird, who was used to getting eaten, not eaten. All she noticed were sharp teeth against her skin, and panic set in.
"N-n-noo... Stop...!" Mystia pleaded in the most lovely sounding of voices, grabbing for anything in reach. Her hand ended up on a knife, which she used it stab me in the gut.
I doubled over, yelping in pain, while Mystia just stood there, obviously traumatized by all the times of being eaten by a hungry ghost, as well as the occasional Youkai who over powered her. It had been only a day since I was last stabbed in the gut, but this time was particularly painful.
"Ahh... ahh...! N-no, I just s-stabbed Usagi...!" Mystia returned to her senses, no longer panicking. She gently pulled the blade from my stomach, allowing my regeneration to begin. With the knife free, the pain increased, due to stomach acid leaking some. Slowly strands of inky blackness went from one side of the wound to the other, allowing the wound to close before it faded to skin color just as my hand had. It was still a few moments untill the internal damage healed, however.
"S-sorry... You looked a bit... lonely, that's all..." I struggled through the pain to find my words, putting on a pained grin. Being stabbed like that made the world return to normal, feeling quite a bit more sober.
"A-ahh... No, I'm the one who should be saying such things... I shouldn't have stabbed you, like that! Nooo... Don't die, Usa..." I began to smell burning meat, it seemed that the sparrow had forgotten the meal.
"Uhh... Food's burning..." Mystia rushed back to the grill, flipping the peices of meat over. The burn had only just started, so it wasn't so bad. The nose of a Youkai of Darkness was hard to beat, and was only easilly one-upped by the nose of a tengu, or a wolf. The nose of a Dark Youkai was about on par with that of a Vampire, able to smell the blood of their victim from within their body if one tries hard enough. This was the reason that Rumia had been brought along that one time, just incase the ghost who smelled of cherry blossoms were to come by to gorge herself, so as to escape early.
We both finally noticed that everyone had been watching the little spectacle. Our faces both lit up like a pair of candles covered in lighter fluid, once more had I let the perverted urges take over, doing as they wanted. ...Well, I couldn't complain, I managed to not try and eat Cirno that whole time, so it's not as bad as it could have been.
"Usha and Myshty s-sitting in a... in a tree~!" It would seem that Cirno had finally gotten drunk, after downing about 20 dishes of the vile fluid.
Rumia simply gave me a thumbs up for a good job, while feeling a bit tipsy from her 12 dishes of sake.
The Oni simply rolled about on her back, laughing loudly. She didn't look all that drunk, and she had been guzzling the sake strait from the gourd. How we had yet to run out was beyond me, she must have had enough sake in her to fill 50 dishes, and that was only from the time I had arived!
Aya was busy scribbling down things about 'Mystia's new love interest, a human, molested her!' Aya wasn't particularly coherant with her scoop getting. Before the rest of us had arived, she had tried to out drink the Oni. 'Tried' was putting it lightly, as she had downed enough sake to kill a lesser Tengu.
The blue haired Celestial among us simply stood there with a stupid grin on her face, enjoying the show. Oddly, she wasn't laughing at all.
Mima sighed at my actions. She had thought me better than some kind of sex fiend, or at the very least able to hide it! But to do such things, in the middle of a party, no less? How brash... She liked it! Not enough people are honest with their desires, bottling them up, and snapping suddenly. While it wasn't a good thing to be a pervert, it was a good thing to be a pervert!
"Hahaha, eat you...? She's just a human! Are you really that scared of being eaten...?" Wriggle had a point, at least, as far as she knew. It had yet to be pointed out that I'm now the same as Rumia.
Dai simply sighed, was this really that funny...? I had been stabbed, shouldn't they see if I was okay?
"Is that so~?" I did my best impression of Rumia, while grinning a toothy grin towards Wriggle, so as to answer her question. Everyone who didn't already know about it was shocked, to say the least.
"Err... Usagi, what's up with your..." Before Wriggle could finish her question, Mima piped in.
"She turned into a Darkness Youkai." Wriggle simply stared at Mima, who had pointed out why I looked as I did, then back to my teeth, then Rumia, who began grinning thoothily as well, then back to Mima. This raised more questions than it answered!
"Ehh? But... she's human...?" Aya's question was a bit... dumb, but she was about to pass out at this point, so it was simply ignored.
"What...? That's impossible! Humans don't just... become Youkai!" The blue haired Celestial spoke up, stating the obvious.
"Well, what do you think happened, Peaches?" The Oni had a point, but the celestial wasn't about to just drop the subject. So her name was 'Peaches,' huh?
"It still doesn't make sense! Being a Youkai isn't some kind of... illness, that one can catch!" Hmm... I wonder, just how did I become like this...? I'll have to think about that more later.
"W-well... I was an Ice fairy before that, a rabbit Youkai before that, a rabbit before that, and a human before I lost my memory..." The Celestial simply bore a hole through me with her eyes. She wasn't sure on how to respond to that, so she simply stared at me. To save herself a head ache, maybe it would be best if she just accepted that I'm some form of... strange doppleganger, and just left it at that. Yeah, she would do that...
"Pl... Plush, the only reashon she went from... being a fairy, to a... to a human, wash Yukari!" The Celestial's face look a bit annoyed at the mention of Yukari by Cirno.
"Going from human to Youkai rabbit was her doing, too..." My revelation only made the celestial sigh. Yukari sure did have alot of extra time on her hands, bugging humans like that...
"You poor human..." If Yukari were still about, the Celestial would teach the gap hag a lesson. Or try to, atleast...
"It's not like I mind... Other than constantly wanting to nibble on Cirno, it's nice to regenerate from injuries again!" Cirno's eyes bugged a little, before she put a bit of distance between the two of us. She hadn't even thought about how some of her friends eat humans untill I had said I wanted to eat her.
I noticed Cirno trying to distance herself, and hugged her against me, so as to calm her.
"Don't worry, Cirno! I won't! I'd never forgive myself if I ate you! ...Heck, I'd never forgive myself if I ate anyone for that matter, but that goes doubly for you!" I simply grinned, hugging her a bit too hard.
"U-Usa... can't breathe...!" I stopped hugging Cirno so hard, not wanting to crush my friend. This strength was going to take some getting used to...
After a good minute of hugging I let her go, and looked her in the eyes happily. The doubt that had filled Cirno's aqua eyes about the wisdom of being around me was now gone, back to their usual calm determination.