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A/N: Looks like it's going to be a fun and hot night! ...You know, combining Remilia's lines like that makes her seem like a pervert... Anyways, on with the show!
Late night, Scarlet Devil Mansion:
This room is enormous, it had to be about half the size of the whole mansion!
The dining hall we had had just entered was quite spacious, and very, very scarlet. You would think they would throw in some white, so as to bring out the scarlet, but noooo... The dining room table, the chairs, and even the stone coumns, all scarlet. Pure scarlet. It was a theme I had noticed throughout the halls as we made our long trek her, and it was plain tacky!
"Welcome to my humble abode, do have a seat." I heard a rather mature, yet childish, voice ask, or more so, command of us. The voice originated from a small girl dressed in- Hey, what do you know! I can't believe it's not scarlet! She wore a dull pink outfit, with a matching mop cap resting atop hair of a light shade of blue. It was very striking, unlike the decor, which was very tacky. Hey eyes seemed so sharp, her gaze so penetrating, one might be impaled by her look alone. She had an air of power to her, which asked, nay, demanded respect. Those eyes alone told me she was no child, while her the huge pair of bat wings, as well as her eye color, told me she was not human.
"Why, thank you, little missy... Don't mind if we do!" Mima was the one to answer her, always quick to think of apt responses. While not very formal, she wasn't disrespectful, so the small girl didn't seem to mind.
We all took a seat in a set of four chairs that were suddenly pushed out for us. What is with this place and sudden changes?
"Now, tell me, what is it that brings such... interesting company into my home?" Her voice was as smooth as silk, to the point it seemed un-nerving.
"W-well, Yukari turned myself, Cirno, and Mima, human." This time I had been first to respond. The girl rose an eyebrow.
"What? You don't seem human at all! In fact..." She lightly sniffed the air. "...You smell very much so like a Youkai." Her doubt was reasonable.
"Ahh, well... I was previously turned into a human would be more accurate, I suppose... Though, now I'm a Youkai, as you said." I really do need to figure out how I do that, some time.
"Hmm... Intriguing." The girl says to herself.
Before long the rest of those due to arive, began to arive.
First was the gate guard, who seemed well rested.
Next was a very joyous girl with... wind chimes, of some sort, for wings. Her hair was a lovely color of blonde, which was held in a side ponytail. On her head, a mop cap rested, much like the other childish girl's own. The rest of her outfit was a bright red. She skipped along towards her seat, happily ignoring the world, untill she saw that I was looking at her. She stopped, and began to wave frantically at me, before flying at high speed towards me, stopping just in time so as not to tackle me.
"Hi!" She was grinning a toothy grin, which exposed a set of fangs that were like a set of very small steaks. Could she be a Vampire?
"H-hello..." The contrast between the two similar girls was rather large, disarmingly so.
"My name's Flandre, what's yours?" My, how direct she is!
"U-usagi." She seemed to exude a terrifying aura of power, even greater than the other girl's.
"U-usagi, huh? What an odd name!" ...I can't tell if she's mocking me, or simply can't tell that she's making me nervous...
"N-no, just Usagi." The girl grinned at me, as though she found what I said interesting.
"What to pla-" Before she could finish her question, the other girl called her over.
"Flandre. Come." Her tone was serious, as though she was talking to nothing but a dog.
"Aww, fiiine..." With that, the girl, whose name seemed to be Flandre, floated off with a sulk.
While we were talking, the rest of those who were comming, had come.
The maid began to deliver food to each person seated, most of those at the table receiving a different meal. It must take alot of time to prepare so many meals! I wonder why I've only seen the one maid?
Cirno's meal was rather simple, which fit her rather well.
Mima's meal was rather normal, as they knew nothing of her, save that she was human.
Rumia and myself were given a thick slab of meat which smelled just lovely, seemingly fresh as one can get.
"Now, before we eat, I realise I hadn't introduced myself properly, so I shall get that out of the way. I would be Remilia Scarlet, the Vampiric Mistress of the Scarlet Devil Mansion... and you would be?" She practically sparkled with charisma.
"Hakurei Mima, and before you ask, I've been dead awhile." At this, Remilia rose a brow, but said nothing.
"A-and I'm Usagi, the Ice f- Darkness Youkai." I hope it doesn't become a habbit of mine to wind up as some strange species. It's not easy to change what you are in your mind, for when you introduce yourself!
"Well, now that that's out of the w-" As pay back, Flandre interupted her sister.
"And I'm Flandre, Remi's cute little sister!" ...Those two, who are as different as night and day, are related?
"...Yes, now, now that that's out of the way let's e-" Once more she was interupted by Flandre.
"I'm turning 505 this year!" Wow! She's that old, and still acts like a child? I'm not sure if I should be impressed, or what...
Our host was beginning to tremble.
"A-as I was saying, let-" One last time she was interupted.
"And this is my Laevatein!" She held up a strange rod of curvy metal. What a strange... I'm not even sure what to call it.
"Flandre, shut up!" Remilia had snapped, after being interupted one too many times.
After a moment of stunned silence, Flandre looked like she was about to cry, and she did just that moments later, dropping that metal thing of hers with a clatter.
"Ahh..." Remila had messed up, and she knew it.
"Uaaaaaa..." She simply kept on crying.
"F-Flandre... I'm sorry, Flan..." Her words fell on deaf ears, as she kept on crying like there was no tomorrow.
"Hik... hik... Uaaaaaaaaa!" Her cries only got louder
"F-flan..." Remilia once more began to tremble, this time differently.
"Hik... uuuuu... hik... Uaaaaaaaaa!" She seemed to begin calming down, before she began to cry even harder still.
"Uuu~" She made an odd noise, before she began to cry as well. Now the maid had to step in, and see if she could set the dinner back on track.
It was a good five minutes before the maid had calmed down her mistress, and girl's sister. So as not to offend, none of those in the room had begun eating, even Rumia, whose eyes bore a hole through the meat, she was staring at it so hard.