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R/N: My, how irresponsible, giving one such as I power to say as I please! ...However, I can't seem to think of some way to exploit this power given to me at the moment, so I suppose I'll just have to end it here. Come on then!

Early afternoon, Aya's House, Wriggles PoV:

Aya had kept us awake into the early hours of the morning with her insatiable appetite. By the end, the sheets of the bed were stained quite thoroughly, and my hips were now a bit numb. Sure, I've done such things here and there, but... never to the point that I couldn't stand...

I lay there, by Aya's side, watching her chest rise and fall. She looked so peaceful, and I wouldn't want to disturb that, if not for the alarm that was probably just about ready to go off.

"Ayaa..." I shook her by the closest shoulder firmly, yet gently. Even if shes Tengu tough, she still looks quite delicate and I can't help but treat her as such.

"Ayayaya..." Aya squirmed about, talking in her sleep. "Yeah... right there, Wriggle..." My face went bright red after discovering the sort of dreams she was having. I didn't help that I have a rather wild imagination, and couldn't get the image of my face between her thighs while she enjoys herself, out of my mind.

Then the unexpected happened, and I found Aya pinning me down all of a sudden. She actually had been woken up, but was simply messing with me.

"A-aya... Umm..." I couldn't help but look away when I saw the hungry look on her face.

"Ayaya, you're so easy to trick, Wrigs!" Ehh? That's the first time I've been called that... Yuuka only ever called my 'Wriggy,' and hadn't used my own name in a few years. ...I somewhat liked Aya's name for me...

"Y-you arn't already going to... again, are you...?" Aya simply licked her lips, looking over my body. "I-I can't even stand as it... stands, you know? If you do any more, you might have to carry me untill I recover!" Aya simply grinned.

"I suppose I'll just have to carry you, now won't I?" My face grew crimson at the implications of such a statement.

"Y-you mean-" A kiss silenced me, and once more she began to sate her hunger for my body, which I couldn't help but love every second of.

Seconds turned to minutes, and then hours, and we had ended up wasting the day away, never once even getting up to eat, we distracted eachother from any hunger but that for one another.

Early afternoon, Patchouli's private library, Inner sanctum, Mima's PoV:

This can't be good, no, not good at all! Any time something goes wrong with magic from the hand of Patches, bad things tend to happen! I would know, being a regular guinea pig of hers back when I was alive. ...The first time I was alive, anyways...

"Patches, your little fix seems to have gone wrong, she still has razor sharp teeth!" Patchouli sighed, and gently shut the dustly old tome she was reading. Mima had a way of panicking over the silliest things, yet she always stayed calm at the more serious times. This would be the former, atleast, as far as Patchouli cared.

"Tell me this... Do humans regrow teeth after they've lost them?" I thought for a second. Well, other than the baby teeth, I don't think so...

"Uhh... nno?" Patchouli thought a moment on this. Unlike most magicians, she had never been human, and had rather little interest in human physiology, so knew little about such things.

"Well, that would be why. Those teeth of hers would have to have pushed out her old teeth, and, unless she becomes a Youkai once more, she most likely won't be getting another set of teeth to replace them with." This was rather shocking to me, the idea that... this was what was supposed to happen.

"...And, there's nothing we can do...?" Patchouli shrugged, not really having much of an answer.

"I could, if I were so inclined, craft a new set of teeth for the girl. However, that would be rather... painfull for her, and time consuming for myself. In the end, unless she were to, say, bite the inside of her mouth, odds are that she will, at worst, scare other humans. Its not like she still wants to devour humans, correct?" ...Ohh, right, I forgot to say that.

"...Not correct, I asked what her favorite food is and she began to say 'human'." Patchouli rose a brow at this.

"I suppose she simply enjoys human, if that is true. Though, she isn't truely human in the first place, so that's fine. My research has revealed that she is a form of human Youkai, a Mimic." A Mimic? ...What an obviously named creature...

"I've never really heard of such a Youkai..." Patchouli laughed at this. ...Atleast, I think it's a laugh. It looked more like wheezing, but at the same time, laughing.

"They were, for the most part, killed off many centuries ago, so it's not surprising that you havn't heard of such a Youkai. Not a particularly wise type of Youkai, either, as they almost always wait in ambush of the heavily armed, inside of empty treasure chests. They had the ability to do much more effective mimicry, yet they kept to their traditions, which forced them to hide in treasure chests. Quite resistant to non-physical spells, though. While they are Youkai, they are also human in a sense, and I simply returned her to her neutral form, being a Human." Wow, what an idiotic way to eat people...

"And... how do they mimic others?" Once more the gasping wheezing sounds of laughter were heard.

"Blood, flesh, sweat, tears, saliva, semen and ...other substances... They need some form of catalyst to transform; blood, flesh, and semen being the most effective. ...However, male Youkai are rather rare, so the latter most option is hardly an option. Transformations only happen from non-human components, perhaps to prevent becoming weak after the rare success in killing heavily armed humans. Further more, if flesh, it must be raw. No records indicate as to why, but they simply cannot transform from things that have been cooked. Curious." ...That's rather nasty...

"So, all she has to do to return to being a fairy would be... some blood? And what of the other girl, Cirno? You still unable to find a way to fix her?" She sighed, obviously annoyed with the answer she was about to give.

"I hate to say it, but that rat of mine might be of more use in such a thing." Rat?

"...Some form of familliar?" I heard a hacking laugh escape her lips, before she composed herself once more.

"No, not quite... Kirisame Marisa, the rat that constantly steals from my library." Wait, what?

"Ehh? How's my apprentice going to help with such a thing...?" Patchouli gave me a blank look. What? What did I say wrong?

"You have horrible taste in apprentices..." She was pinching the bridge of her nose, now that she knew where the annoying witch had gotten such training.

"Right back at you, master!" I couldn't help but laugh. This must have been one of the few times I've actually propperly addressed her.

"...Quite, but that was mostly as a thank you for helping me, so your argument is an invalid one." Patchouli looked away, a blush on her cheek. She liked being called as such by myself, and couldn't help but blush. Aww, Patches is adorable when she gets all embarrassed... Maybe I should call her that more often?

"Anyways, now that these things are out of the way, what about helping turn me back into an evil spirit?" Patchouli looked to me, a sad look in her eye.

"Kill yourself." Ehh?

"E-ehh? All I did was ask a simple question, no need to get ang-" With a glowing finger, Patchouli had silenced me.

"No, I mean literally. To become an evil spirit, you must kill yourself." Wait, what? ...But, Yukari killed me the first time, didn't she?

Patchouli got up, and began walking to the gate leading to the rest of her private library. I would have said something, but she hadnt lifted the silence, so I simply followed after her.

Would I really be capable of doing such a thing as killing myself...?