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H/N: Hatatata... Abducting people and bending them to your will, are we? Naughty naughty, Author! Maybe I could once and for all prove my superiority over Aya, by writing about it! Yeah, Aya wouldn't think of doing something like that, right? Finally, I'll be the very best that no-one ever was!

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I felt a soft tongue licking at my throat, but my eyes wouldn't open.

"Smells tasty~!" Rumia?

I felt the soft tongue continue to lick at my throat.

"Maybe... Just a taste~!" I felt teeth press against my throat.

Just as I felt the shark-like teeth sink in fully, the dream ended.

Twilight, Scarlet Devil Mansion, Playmate Confinement Quarters:

I awoke in a cold sweat, clutching at my throat, just to be sure nothing was as... missing, as I had feared. Why must I have such odd dreams...? If it had just been the pleasant licking, I wouldn't have minded at all, but the way it ended... Ugh, that was an odd way to end a rather nice dream...

I let out a breath, kicking the comforter from my body, so the heavy thing could keep me in bed no longer.

Hopping off the bed, I began to get dressed. I felt as full of energy as could be, and full of doubt in my ability to fall back asleep. It was probably about time to go play, anyways.

As if to prove me right, I heard the lock begin to disengage from the door. While it was a single lock, the door was a rather complex one, having but one key hole, but twenty locks activated by it at once. The Mistress didn't like for Flan's playmates to escape, as it caused her little sister to become distress.

"Ohh? Awake already, I see. Well, I suppose I'll lead you to the Young Mistress's ...room, now." Sakuya didn't bat a lash at the slight surprise she suffered, and beaconed for me to follow.

The main entrance, an ornate door, which was covered in charms, marked the last line of defense should Flandre try to break free.

Sakuya began to unlock the door, first a key, followed by a combination, and finally a magic circle that she had to press her hand against. After the third lock went click, she opened the first door, of several, that would be in our way, and we descended the stairs.

"Why all the locks?" It seemed odd to have such security for such a girl.

"...We don't want anyone getting In, or out, of her room." ...That wasn't concerning at all!

We came upon the second set of doors, after a bit of walking. This one had 5 keys needed. Any fairy maid only had one key on them at a time, so as to prevent easy access to the room, while Sakuya had a copy of each.

When the last lock went click, the door slid open, followed by a blast door behind it.

"...What a strange door..." I commented to myself as we began our renewed descent of the stairs.

Once more we came upon a locked door, this one glowing with many magical runes, so as to be indestructable to... well, destruction. The door had 2 levers against either wall, which would normally require two people... That is, unless you can manipulate time.

In an instant, the door was opened, and we continued walking.

"...How many doors are down here?" I could swear I saw a small smile touch the Head Maid's lips.

"...Too many..." She sounded somewhat sad with the way she said that.

We reached the fourth, and final door. An ordinary wooden door.

"This would be where we part ways, Usagi. ...Thank you for giving the Young Mistress such a gift." Ehh? But I havn't given her anything...

Sakuya meant my life, but she couldn't say that. It wasn't common that Flandre got a playmate, let alone one that came down here willingly to play with her. She didn't want to ruin that for Flandre.

I looked back, so as to bid her farewell, but she was gone.

I sighed, before turning the knob of the door, being sure to close it behind me.

"Flandre? You in here...?" My voice echoed down through the large dark room. Within a moment, I saw the lights that were Flandre's wings come alive, glowing briliantly.

The room was dark, save for the rainbow lights of her wings. There had been a chandelier that once lit the room, but it had gotten played with out of boredom at one point. ...Just like everything else that I couldn't see.

"Usagi! You came!" Before I knew it, I was being crushed in the girls arms. This made bear hugs look like nothing! What increadable strength she has!

"F-Flan...! Can't... breath!" As I finished my statement, I was let go.

"Ehehe, sorry... I don't know my own strength at times!" I couldn't get angry at the cute little smile that was on her angelic face. I just couldn't! If I had tried, I just might punch myself!

"I-it's okay..." I had regained my breath, but I think she had cracked one of my ribs. I could bear the pain, but it hurt a good deal. Nothing compared to having a finger removed, though!

I heard some gentle sniffing, before Flandre got a bit close for comfort, sniffing at my neck.

"Umm... Flan...?" She stopped sniffing a moment, so as to respond.

"...You smell s-so... so nice..." She began sniffing at my carotid artery, her nose nudging against me. This was starting to get a bit creepy, it was like she was in a trance. ...Wait, isn't she a vampire?

"Do I...?" I backed away slightly, but flan was at my neck once more in but a moment, continuing her sniffing.

"C-can I... have some...?" I felt her arms pull me into a more gentle embrace than the last, cutting off any hope of escape. Even when she wasn't crushing you, her raw strength could keep almost anyone at bay

Her fangs began to lengthen, illuminated by the light of her wings.

"Some... what?" I began to feel the tickle of her breath against me, as she grew dangerously close.

"Your red sauce... I can smell it in your neck, and it smells so... good..." Her lips were nearly touching my neck, her voice sounding quite needy.

"...And, if I said no?" Might as well see if I can get out of this...

"...I don't think I can resist, so I would probably just steal it..." Her lips we brushing against me as she spoke, I could tell that it wasn't long untill she would... do more than simple foreplayish things. She's a vampire, and she's at my throat. It doesn't take a keen intellect to predict the outcome of such a situation...

"...W-well... I guess I have no choice but to give my consent, now do I?" I began to tremble, prepared for the worst. I had no idea how much such a thing would hurt, so I had been preparing myself for horrible pain.

"T-Thank you, Usagi... You're... you're the best friend I've ever had!" The pain was nothing like I had anticipated. Just a set of pin pricks, and nothing more. I had been prepared for the worst, but Flandre was surprisingly gentle for one as destructive as her. It was like a kiss, combined with the sudden rush of my lifes blood gushing from the wound. I felt her suck at the bite wound, coaxing more blood out from me. I began to feel slightly dizzy, and a bit light headed.

"...Yeah..." I had trouble thinking of words, as Flandre continued her deadly kiss. I hugged her weakly, showing that it was fine. "Y-you're welcome..." I felt her smile against my neck, still draining me dry. I was feeling rather light headed, as though I could just fall asleep at the drop of a hat.

So sleepy...

So... very sleepy...

My arms slipped from her back, and darkness consumed my mind. My form had gone limp in her arms.

Flandre's PoV:

So very good... I just want to drink it all up~!

I sucked harder, as the red stuff had stopped going shoot shoot in my mouth. More and more red filled my mouth, which I gulped down, enjoying every bit. While the cakes and cookies were good, this was... Well, I'd never had anything so good before!

More... I want more...

I sucked harder still, as the red stuff stopped coming out. Nothing more came out.

Ehh...?

I licked up the last of her red stuff, which had dribbled down her neck, going drop drop on the ground. I didn't lick it from the floor, however. Eww.

"Thanks Usagi~!" That was really good!

Her head was limp, and she made not a sound, not even an internal one. Her chest had long stopped going thump thump.

"...Usagi?" I stopped hugging her quite so close. Her face is so white! ...I wonder why?

I pryed open one of her eyes, looking into the dull lifeless eye that simply stared through me. The light blue looking oddly... vacant.

"Usagiii...?" Come on, wake up! This joke is getting old, fast...

I lay her on my bed, which had gone boom boom months ago. It wasn't very pretty anymore.

"Fine... keep sleeping, see if I care!" I looked away with a hmph, annoyed at my bestest friend's stupid joke. Only broken toys should stop moving, and she wasn't a toy, so there's no way she could break! She wasn't allowed to.

The holes in Usagi's neck began to close up, at first slowly, before snapping shut.

I heard her chest start going thump thump again, but sounding slightly... empty.

"You awake yet...? Hellooo...?" Once more I pryed open her eye, seeing a lifeless red eye looking through me.

I began to pout, annoyed that she was still pretending to sleep.

While I wasn't looking, a pair of wings similar to my own had burst from her back. Had she any red stuff left to leak, they would be covered with it, and her back squirt squirting it out. The only difference between our wings being that, instead of hanging lights, her wings had what looked like... metalic hoops hanging from them.

"Ugh..." Ehh?

I look back at her, seeing her wings twitching about, wondering where they had come from.

Her eyes popped open, looking about, as though confused.

"Ugh... I feel sick..." She sat up on the ruined bed, looking around for a bit, before her look settled on me.

"You're awake!" I smiled happily, glad that my new bestest friend had finally dropped the annoying act.

I pulled her in for another crushing hug, which she didn't seem to mind nearly as much as before.