Disclaimer: Touhou belongs to Zun.
A/N: Wewh, thought Yukari would kill me there! Ran all the way to Dreams country, only to find out she had no such plans... Well, anyways, on with the show!
Early night, Cirno's house, Rumia's PoV:
"Ohh, don't be such a big baby... The human's not going anywhere! You'll be back by morning, I'm sure of it!" Mystia, as per usual, was trying to convince me to be her body guard. It was a bit harder to convince me, now that I had other places to be. Namely, being snuggled up with my potential mate, enjoying her delicate scent.
"She's right, you know... I'll be here all night as Marisa isn't a night person, atleast, as far as I remember..." I looked at Mima, a pout obvious on my face. I already knew that I would be back in time, but I wanted to spend more time with her, just like in the old days. It was surprisingly hard to go back to sleeping durring the day after I had slept at night for years, back when Mima and Miko were around.
"F-fine..." I hated to be apart from the girl, as I needed to make her mine before she dies again, but one night wouldn't hurt, right...? I mean, unless one is dead, you can't easily cause a ghost, or in this case a spirit, pleasure. It takes a bit of a knack, and a great deal of skill, to please a spirit.
"Well, c'mon, we havn't all night!" With a sigh I gave Mima a kiss on the cheek, and went off with Mystia.
I left behind a blushing Mima, who wasn't expecting the sort of attention I gave her.
We made our way to, and through, the bamboo forest, eventually ariving at Mystia's cave house.
Once we had grabbed the cart, we made our way to her usual location.
Once we arived, and had set up shop, we began to talk so as to pass time.
"Why must you have such a bad nose, huh...? I wanted to spend time with my Mima..." Mystia rose a brow at me, as my complaint was a bit odd.
"Why do you care so much about that human...? You normally eat them, ya know...?" She had a point, but she didn't know the whole story.
"Well, she's a very Youkai-like human. She even tried human flesh, and ended up likeing it. Rarely ate any, though." Mystia's eyes went wide at the implications of such a thing. She didn't seem quite... creepy enough to eat people, like that one customer she had years ago. He was quite creepy.
"Wow, really? Anyways, how did you meet such an ...interesting human?" Might as well tell the story, as we have yet to have any customers.
"well, I met her about a month before she, and her sister, formed the Hakurei border. Ba-" Mystia interupted me, rather surprised.
"Wait, wait, wait... You mean to tell me she was of the first Hakurei...? Wait, how old are you? ...How old is she? !" Ohh, I guess I've never really told anybody my age, huh?
"Well, I was 15 when the border was created, and so was she... so... It's year 127 now, add that together, and..." I began to count on my fingers.
"...142, Rumia. So, you mean to tell me that that girl is 142? How is that even possible...? She's human! She should've died of old age by now!" Mystia was starting to getting her bloomers in a bunch over this for some reason.
"Well, she's been dead for... most of that time. She only came back to life a short time ago, durring that incident that was just resolved. Heck, weren't you there when it was explained...?" Mystia looked away with a grimace. She wasn't really listening durring that.
"A-anyways, I think I see someone coming..." Surely enough, it was Mokou, who had... a rather disturbing grin on her face. The grin itself was rather happy, but it didn't belong on Mokou, as she never grins.
"...You okay, Mokou...?" Mystia was rather worried, as Mokou looked... happy. ...Mokou never looked happy.
"You were right, and thanks to you two, me and the bit- Kaguya have made up! Heck, better than made up, we're to get married within the end of the century!" Mokou looked so happy that you would expect her to jump in the air and click her heels, much to the confusion of ourselfs.
"I... Th-that's wonderful...?" I was at a loss for words, and Mystia scrounged together what few she could form.
"You bet it is! I'mma go now, as I'm only here to say this! Bye!" And with that the oddly excited Mokou bolted off, clicking her heels mid run, and ending up falling flat on her face, before bolting off again. This was going to be an odd nigh- wait...
I smell Cherry Blossoms...
"Mystia, Cherry Blo-" Before I even managed to finish the statement, Mystia looked behind me, and flew off into the air. It turned out that the pink haired ghost had snuck up on us while the smell of ash had us distracted. Clever girl.
"Aww... There goes my snack..." Yuyuko let out a sigh. She really looked forward to that tasty chicken. Time and time again Mystia had said that she wasn't a chicken, but if it tastes like a chicken, and announces the morning... Well, that sounds like a chicken!
"You... You're the one that Ghost, right?" Yuyuko rose a brow at the question.
"Yeah, I'm that ghost! ...I think..." There were pleanty of ghosts in Gensokyo, so that question was rather broad.
"Perfect... I've a bone to pick with you for making Mystia cry... You'll pay for cheating on her, leaving her sopping wet, while only going untill you yourself are pleased!" I hated those that cheat on their mates, but those that do it just because of lack of mating? They are the absolute worst!
I had never learned of the misunderstanding, and had been only blowing it worse and worse out of proportion, untill it sounded like Yuyuko was some sort of... drunk Marisa! Hopped up on Eirin's shady drugs!
"Wait, wha-" I wasn't about to let her defend herself, so I tackled the ghost to the ground, and then pinned her arms and straddled her waist.
"Heh, I'm going to enjoy this while I can. I hear you can't be satisfied! Lets see if I can't fix that, shall we...?" Yuyuko gulped at the look in my eyes. She couldn't tell what it was I was planning at all.
"H-how can you even touch me, I'm incorporeal!" I began to grin a toothy grin.
"Why, that's simple... My ribbon happens to be a Holy charm, and it lets me do some things that one normally can't do..." I began to untie it with my free hand. "...Like this!" I got to work, binding her wrists together with the ribbon that was alot longer when un-tied.
Yuyuko found herself suddenly fully corporeal, and her enormous breasts beginning to feel the effects of gravity.
"W-what did you d- Why can't I move? !" The ghost was beginning to panic now, and with good reason.
"Ohh, it's a charm that can seal the undead in a sort of active seal. You can do nothing till it's removed, but... You can feel everything." Yuyuko's eyes began to fill with terror at the implications, as she was expecting to be tortured.
Ohh, I would torture her alright, just not in a painfull way.
With my prey now bound, I began to work on stripping her, so such things as clothes wouldn't get in the way.
"Open~" Yuyuko looked at me with fear in her eyes. "Open." I was a great deal more forcefull with my words, causing the ghost to jump, before complying.
With her mouth open, I began to kiss her hungrily. It had been far too long since I had last fufilled this part of my hunger. I would be satisfying my own hunger just as much as I would be that of the ghost.
I began the work of getting her ready for the night ahead, nipping here, licking there, and a whole lot of grazing.
By the time I had felt she was ready, the fear was easing from her eyes, as she was tasting pleasures she had never known. As she had been Incorporeal for the vast majority of her existance, physical relations were rather... difficult. Not impossible, but difficult. However, my ribbon made her almost alive. She was still cold, and you could see through her a bit, but you could touch her the same as anyone else.
I removed my bloomers and lifted one of her legs. It was time for us both to feel good untill we were exausted.
After an hour, Yuyuko was enjoying herself just as much as I was.
After another, we were both beginning to grow weak.
After one last hour, we both were as happy as could be, that is, untill we both fell unconcious. Even one as sexually active as myself can over do it.
Yuyuko slept in my arms, while I cuddled her breasts, neither of us waking for another hour, when dawn was getting ready to hit.
When I finally returned to conciousness, I returned the ribbon to my hair, dressed the ghost, and was on my way. It was about time for us to head to Marisa's house, so I best hurry. Even if it might mean a bit of a sunburn, I'd need to rush, so I could only use a 95% dimmed bubble so I could still see. It's not like I wouldn't just regenerate the sunburn away if I tore my skin off, so what's the big deal...?