Disclaimer: Touhou belongs to Zun.
M/N: Heh, you can't think of anything to say, can you, ze? Ohh, I could just leave you to squirm, I could just up and leave, but that wouldn't be flashy enough, so how about I unleash my annihilation of love upon your viewers, da ze? No? Well too bad, ze! MASTER SPAAA- *gapped*
Y/N: Well, that was a close one little miss not-Usagi...
Twilight, On the way to Cirno's house, Mystia's PoV:
I couldn't stand so great, so I flew the whole way to Cirno's house.
What was with Yuyuko? Compared to her usual... habbits, this was like expecting an insult and instead getting a compliment! Expecting a punch, and getting a kiss! ...Expecting to be eaten, and being eaten!
I sighed, rubbing my poor back as I slowly made my way through the air. Being pushed down and loved for a couple hours with nothing below you but the cold, hard floor of a cave could easily leave one sore for awhile, and Yuyuko had just about sucked out my soul through my loins! ...I'm not sure if I mind that part so much, and that scares me a bit.
I'm really not in the mood to cook right now, maybe I'll take the night off from work... I mean, standing is difficult for even a short time, let alone untill sunrise... It's not like a Youkai such as myself truely needs to work, it simply gives me somthing with which to occupy my time...
That is the one trouble of being long lived: you slowly run out of new things to do, and new ways to stay entertained. For a hand-full of years now, I've found selling eels to be a rather relaxing way to pass the time, and It's always usefull to have human money, as you never know when you'll need such a thing! ...Even if the human villiage called Human Villiage is a bit racist, making it a bit hard to actually spend it...
As I neared the final stretch, Cirno's house now in sight, I began to glide some. The brisk air made my hair flit about, dancing like it had a mind of its own.
Once I had just about arived, I began to smell something.
Food.
I don't have to cook for once? I was so happy that I could cry; for about 5 or so years, I'd been cooking meals night after night, only being given a break when someone else made a horrible attempt at cooking.
Not only did it smell like food, it smelled like good food! But who among us, other than myself, can cook...?
I opened the door to see Mima and Usagi taking over my cooking duty, as I was a bit late.
"I... Wha..." I took a breath so as to calm myself. "Y-you can cook...?" I hadn't a clue that Mima could cook, as it had never come up in the short time I'd known her.
"Be careful of your fingers, now. Wouldn't want to lose any of them~!" Mima seemed happy to have the assistance of Usagi, even if it was only with the cutting.
Once done with the last bit of instructing, Mima turned around to greet the chef she was substituting for.
"Why, yes, I can cook; I used to cook for Rumia back in the day, showing her that human food was good, too. ...Though I also cooked up human flesh for her, as there was always a fresh slab waiting to be made. Can't waste food, hmm?" My brow rose at this. What sort of human is fine with cooking their own kind for a hungry Youkai...?
"Err... You've cooked your own kind...?" I just had to confirm it, even if it was already said.
"That is so~!" So she copies Rumia, does she? What an odd human...
Rumia giggled from across the room, obviously enjoying someone talking as she does. Heck, seeing as it was the person who talks as she does, and just about caused her to say that as much as she does, she was doubly happy. Rumia had actually only said 'Is that so?' in an attempt to scare the girl back when they met, but it ended up simply endearing them to eachother.
"A-anyways, do you need any help with cooking, or...?" Mima shooker her head.
"No, we've got things under control... Go have a seat and relax, from what Rumia said, you likly need it!" That small grin that she gave me said it all; Rumia knew what had happened, somehow.
"...Okay." I guess I'll just... sit down and relax, atleast... after I question Rumia that is.
And so, I sat at the table, beside Rumia, as I had one very important question for her.
"...How did you know about what Yuyuko did...?" Rumia grinned for a moment, before closing her mouth as she didn't want to triggfer my phobia.
"Well, she was obviously going to want to try out what I taught her on her mate, right?" ...What?
"M-m-mate?" I couldn't help but blush.
"Ohh, so you arn't like that? My, how promiscuous of you, Mysty~!" ...Wait, what?
"W-what? But I've never done anything of that sort! ...Well, atleast untill Yuyuko pushed me down a-and..." I couldn't finish my statement, as the words seemed so... dirty.
"But you said that she eats you all the time and never stops! As you didn't enjoy it, I showed her a few trick, and helped reduce that endless ache of hers you told me about." ...O-ohh, my... Well, that's one big misunderstanding...
"...She eats me in the other way, Rumia. ...Well, she did anyways, not sure about now. She would constantly eat the meat from my thighs, followed by every last one of my eels, before leaving me there to regenerate." Just recounting that made me shiver in fear, as though I'd be eaten just for saying it.
"...Ohhhhhh, I guess I misunderstood~!" Rumia chuckled, as though it was nothing. "Though I'm sure you'd preffer this form of endless appetite, correct?" ...Do I?
"W-well... It doesn't hurt, and to... Umm..." I began to get quieter and quieter as I spoke. "I-it felt... U-umm... It felt really..." I couldn't bring myself to say it, and Rumia could help but grin.
"It felt good, huh?" I simply gave a tiny nod, a blush burning its way across my face. If I had human ears, they would be red too.
"...Scoop get!" Aya had just arived, with Wriggle in her arms.
"N-n-noo...! Don't print that, please!" Aya gave an enormous grin, as she swiftly made her way across the room, placing the blushing girl in her arms by the table.
"I can see it now! 'Ghost goes bonkers for bloomers!' " Aya began writing false detail after false detail down, a look of determination on her face.
"...Hehehe..." Rumia began to chuckle ominously, causing Aya to stop writing, and lept back, away from the table. She never knew what to expect when Rumia laughed like that. "I have a better scoop, Aya." Aya's wings twitched at this.
"...Go on..." Aya had a look of curiosity on her face.
"Something interesting is bound to happen soon, at Hakugyokurou, probably tomorrow." Aya rose a brow at this.
"Why should I trust this information? How do you know something will happen?" Rumia's grin began to grow.
"Because I seem to have caused a bit of a... stir in it's master." Rumia couldn't help but chuckle a bit. "Either go, or don't, but if you don't, it's your loss." Aya began to think on the words. She knew that Rumia could be a bit... un-trustworthy, but she was also not one to lead you astray without reason. Might as well check it out.
"Alright, I'll do that!" Aya grinned, taking the bait.
It was true that interesting things would likely happen, but it would also be perhaps a bit... risky.
"Food's done!" Mima shouted with a hint of cheer to her voice. It was a piping hot stew, but it looked different from what I usually made.
"...What's in it?" It had to be asked, and nobody else seemed willing to.
"Not much! Onions, mushrooms, cellery, tomato, mushrooms, potato, and mushrooms!" ...I'm not sure if this is safe to eat or not, but it smells eddible.
Rumia began to eat without question, used to Mima's liberal use of mushrooms in the dishes she cooks.
"It's just like how I remember it~!" Rumia had a sad smile on her face, remembering the past.
With that bit of poison testing that was Rumia, the rest of us began to eat too.
I have to admit, it's... actually better tasting than my own stews, somehow. She must really know how mushrooms work, as these all look like the special kinds one would find in the Forest of Magic.
After Mima was showered with praise on the change of pace that was the meal she cooked, we all began to go our seperate ways, as was the norm. Though Rumia never left, which was strange, seeing as she was usually the first. Ohh well, I guess she wants to be around that friend of hers...
I started my trip back home, taking a leisurly stroll. It had been such a long time since I could relax, as I had to constantly be on guard from Yuyuko. With the way things are now, I had no real reason to guard myself.
It's not like I dislike this new form of being eaten, on the contrary, I actually loved every moment. ...I'd never admit to that, though.