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U/N: ...Why are you so mean to me?
A/N: Because I'm a sadist~!
U/N: Wait, you are? Why am I not one, too?
A/N: Arn't you? It's probably trapped in you, as you've forgotten yourself, but it's still in there... It even comes out from time to time!
U/N: ...I hate you.
A/N: I know, my dear! That was already quite apparent. I just can't help but want to tease, torment, and cause you pain!
U/N: No, really. I hate you.
A/N: I gave you someone to love, didn't I? She really does seem to like you, you know... Cirno, that is.
U/N: ...
Twilight, Mt. Shiro, Flandre's PoV:
So many eyes, so little time! I lifted my blade, catching one of those mean looking chilly spikey fairy things on it when they dove at me. I lifted the angry little creature up, and chucked them into the distance, still impaled on my my sword. I had no reason to worry about losing my sword, as it only exists so long as I hold it.
I materialize another Laevateinn, and began to charge.
I stabbed one through the gut, causing their bone stick thing to go pop pop out their back, and they went limp instantly. "One fish." I twirled my blade, cutting it free, as well as bisecting the Pixie I had impaled.
My blade began to glow, but not to the point it would burn me, and I cut down another Pixie with it. "Two fish." My blade liquified whatever it touched, as Ice element Fae melt from heat. How boring...
I cooled my blade, as I found their red stuff to be the most interesting part of playing with them. One of them managed to grab me from behind, doing its best to keep me in place. "...Red fish." I clenched my hand, and their everything went pop pop crunch splat.
The body of the fairy fell to the ground, after covering my back in its chilly red stuff. "Brr... Cold~!" I was shivering a great deal, as my whole back section was slowly freezing over. Maybe I should grab the eye of the chilly red stuff!
"Kyuu!" From my back, shards of red ice began to shoot shoot, impaling a good number of the mean fairies with a nice splat splat.
I dove towards the bulk of their force in my area, while the others played with their own, and began to go rip rip on them.
From all direction, they began to charge.
Overhead, I saw a purple laser tear through a whole section of the mean fairies' numbers.
I began to grin, and suck their eyes into my hand, first one, then two, then four, and so on. By the end, I had 128 all in my hand at once. I always did enjoy to see particularly large displays of red stuff going shooty shooty splatter...
"Die, monster! You don't belong in dis world!" One of Pixies ran me through with a lance of ice, causing me to let go of every last eye.
"..." I was, at this point, quite angry at this pipsqueek. Make me drop her friends' eyes, will she? "Of the both of us, which of us is the true monster?" I began to turn my head at a horrendous angle, the hard bits in my neck going crunch pop, untill my head was backward.
The little Pixie hadn't any clue as to what she should do after that. She had impaled me heart with an enormous stake, and yet still I live!
"Y-your words are as e-" I reversed my wings, and speared them through her eyes, all the way through to the back of the skull. Such a nice feeling, save for the feeling of painful coldness on my wings.
Once more, I gathered the eyes in my hand, parrying a blade or claw strike here and there. It took a fair bit of concentration to not grab the eyes of my sister, and her friend, but I managed to do it.
"Blue fish!" From my hand clenching, an audiable pop was heard, as over a hundred fairies died simultaniously.
"Ahahaha...! So much red stuff!" I couldn't help but giggle, enjoying the frigid shower of red fluids. "So pretty~!" I gave my best grin, and dusted myself off. I'm covered in chilly red stuff, but it was so worth it!
Rumia's PoV:
I had extended my claws, and was slashing my way through the Pixies, one by one. Even without a blade, they were only wildly flinging themselfs at me, so I'd be just fine. You would think they would have learned from the past mistakes, but noooo... Still the same idiots from my youth.
One of them managed to get a lucky hit in, cutting through my skin like a knife through butter. While they are stupid, they sure can craft blades... Actually, that gives me an idea!
The next Pixie to throw itself at me, and also be in possession of a sword, would be a good test!
As if on queue, a Pixie with a sword began to charge me.
Better brace myself for a bit of pain...
"Ghh..." I got impaled through my ribcage, my left lung feeling as though it were on fire. I grinned at the confused Pixie, who had thought she had won, before grabbing her arms, and wrenching them in a direction they were not meant to be wrenched.
"Ahhhhh! Ahh...!" The Pixie began to shriek, as I was giving it some of the worst pain it had ever had the... joy to experiance. I had broken both of her arms, and was now in the process of ripping them off. "No...! No, stop...!" The Pixie began to beg, tears of pain in her eyes. Slowly, yet surely, the muscle, and skin, all began to rip, before finally I had ripped myself free of her, and stolen her sword.
I pulled the sword from my body, and noticed somthing; this blade is as light as air! How exactly did a freaking fairy craft such a quality blade...?
I was quick about putting the Pixie out of its misery, severing her head in a single swing of my new sword.
Oddly enough, the handle wasn't cold at all, even if the blade was so cold that it burned to the touch.
Suddenly, I heard a loud pop, and a good portion of the Fae exploded in blood and gore, while Flandre simply giggled.
...I'm sure glad that she never did that to me...
Mima's PoV:
My knife's 'holy' blade was but a visualization of the energies. The blade itself was still the only part that could cut.
Plus, I mostly use it as a focus.
I fired off a beam of darkness and light, turning the fourty-seven fairies it hit to nothing but bones. However, that blast was using my own mana reserves, so I wouldn't be ably to do such a thing again, unless I do that again. I miss being a ghost... I had such seemingly un-ending magical abilities! Now I'm forced to form a single fake twilight spark, and that's it... Well, I suppose I'll simply have to make due. Now I can be glad that I made use off my knife quite often in combat when last I was alive. I suppose I should blame Sunshine for that, as she wasn't the fastest thanks to Tyrfing. It's a damn good blade, don't get me wrong, but it was rather... heavy. She wasn't the best at defending me while I charged spells.
I blocked an incoming blade of ice, and proceeded to spin around so as to build momentum, before plunging my blade through the center of the Pixie's sternum, impaling her heart with ease.
I sensed another coming from behind me, so I spun the small girl around, and kicked her body at the incoming trio of Pixies. I began to charge unholy flames in me hand, while taking out the one un-touched Pixie of the trio with a single fluid slice to the throat.
With blood on my blade, I began to chanel the unholy fire into my blade, which caused the blood to start bubbling.
"Blood Art, Harvesting the Fallen!" With all of the Fae I had killed with my false Twilight Spark, coupled with the blood on my blade, I began to use it so as to amass demonic energies, causing a pair of purple bat wings to burst painfully from my back, coated in a great deal of blood, as they had torn their way through the skin of my back, as well as the back of my armpit miko outfit. It had been quite some time since I last had real wings, and I hope to avoid being possessed this time.
I flapped my wings once, and was in the air. This was so much better than using the magic in the air to form solid mana wings.
One advantage of these wings would be the magic reserves. I had a great deal more magic to work with, but I had to be careful not to use it all, or I'd be quite open to demonic possession.
I began to charge a full blown Twilight Spark, as it was the optimal time for such a thing, and fired it at an area that was nothing but Pixies as far as the eye could see.
"Twilight Spark!" I unleashed a laser of monsterous strength, tearing away the bodies of ever Pixie that found themself inside of the laser of light and dark, killing a total of 247 Fae in the enormous blast.
Marisa's PoV:
"Ugh, damn Fairies...!" I beat another away with my broom, while I let my smoking Hakero cool a bit. It didn't help that I had to use it a bit differently that usual, as I didn't want to risk hurting Lady Mima.
Once more, I was set upon by a number of faires, all licking those disturbing teeth of theirs.
My Hakero clicked, indicating that it was ready to fire once more.
"Master Bullet!" I'm not good at teamwork, so the only thing I could do was use things that were more concentrated. I shot an enormous ball of energy, knocking out a great deal of the strange Fairies
From behind, a Fairy had snuck up on me, and nearly impaled me on its sword, but I had dodged just in time.
"Stand still...! I just wanna eat you, human! ..." Ugh... Dammit...! at this rate, I'm going to end up needing to throw caution to the wind, and spark the bastards!
"Eat broom!" I smacked it over the head, knocking it to the ground.
"Oww!" The fairy was holding its head in pain, as I had hit its eye with the bristles of my broom.
In a single swift hit to the diaphragm, I knocked the fairy unconcious.
Usagi's PoV:
Why did I have to be the one to defend Cirno...? ! I'm the weakest one here, when it comes to actual experience!
I hopped out of the way, narrowly avoiding a spear of ice.
I focused on the eye of the offending Pixie, and gripped it in my hand, causing her to fall down in bliss.
I was staring to get the hang of this, and found I really didn't have to exert myself as much as I thought I had to. Only a strong grip, and they reacted the same as they had when I gripped with all my might. I suppose I might as well test various things while I have such good test dummies...
Another had begun charging, so I poked my finger into the center of the eye, feeling a bit of a sticky sensation on my finger.
"Eww..." I pulled my finger out of the thing, and watched the interesting results. The eye didn't become huge, but the demonic looking fairy still went weak in the knees, and clutched at her own privates.
"Ahh...! M-mm..." The Pixie was soon a twitching mess, having gone catatonic from the sheer pleasure she was feeling. After a moment, her eyes rolled into her head, and she blacked out, her body still twitching in pleasure that wouldn't stop.
Why must I have such a naughty ability...?
None of the Pixies were approaching me, as I had yet to kill a single one of them, yet I was still taking them out without much effort. They slowly circled around me, not being as stupid as before.
I guess they fear what I'm doing simply because they don't know exactly what it is that I'm doing. The few of them that did understand, had eyes that were full to the brim of desire, which looked quite horrifying with their rather scary features.
I wonder what would happen if I slapped their eye? I did just as I wondered, and, unexpectedly, the slap sent them flying to the side, even if it felt like bliss to them. Interesting.
All around me, the ones with fear in their hearts began to step away, while the ones that found what I was doing to be interesting began to advance.
I looked about, and saw nothing but scary little blushing faces, all being quite obvious as to what they wanted. But... somehow it felt wrong to bring them what they wanted from me, especially as they had just been trying to steal Cirno from me for a nice little meal.
The Pixies that remained behind began to give me puppy eyes, as though trying to beg me for what only I seemed capable of giving.
...I wonder if I could use their desire to my advantage...? There's fourteen of them, as far as I can tell. Maybe I can convince them to help, and promise them that which they seek as a reward?
"...Help me drive off your friends, and I'll give you the..." I shuddered at what I was about to say. "I'll give you all the pleasure you desire, and more." The Pixies all looked at eachother, thinking over my offer, before reaching a consensus.
"Sure t'ing, 'ampire!" Their teeth were generally not the easiest thing to speak with, and took a bit of practice to get used to. They were about twice the length of my own teeth, and looked just as deadly, if not more so, due to them being made of ice.
They all flew off, and began to help fight off the horde of Pixies with determination that wasn't matched by their fellow Pixies, much to the surprise of my friends. It wasn't long untill we, along with the small number of Pixies, had fought off the hordes of frosty, and rather annoying, evil.
A/N2: This may be an update for both today, and tomorrow, so don't get your hopes up for an update tomorrow. A new game comes out tomorrow, so odds are that I'll be a bit preocupied. However, I'm not going to neglect my story, as some tend to, and if I intend to make a single update for two days worth of updates again, I'll be sure to warn you all.