Disclaimer: Touhou belongs to Zun.

A/N: As I had expected, I never made a chapter yesterday. Anywho, on with the show! Also, as I stated, I made that previous chapter extra large, so I'm not going to be making up for the lack of an update as I already have.

Sunset, Mystia's Cave, Mystia's PoV:

I awoke, once again finding myself fully intact. I don't know why, but I havn't seen Yuyuko since she last... Ohh, just thinking about such things makes me all warm...

The usual contents of my womb caused me to look lightly pregnant, and slightly more so than usual, so I suppose I should get to laying my eggs, huh? I slipped off the clothes from my lower body, or, in the case of my dress, slid up, and began to push. As my body was quite used to giving birth, even if it's not technically birth as said eggs are never fertilized, they all came out smoothly over the course of about ten minutes. I sat up, so as to check the contents of my nest, panting for air. It was quite strenuous to lay eggs you see.

one, two, three, four... six... nine...? Why have I lain twelve eggs? ! I've never laid this many before...! C-could it be because of all that stimulation from the other day had somehow caused my body to think that egg production needed to go up? I hope not, because this new form of eating is likely to become common place... I'd hate to see what I'd look like if I were to start laying even more!...Though, if I did, I could start selling them at my cart... I'm sure perverts would want to eat my freshly laided eggs, still warm from my body heat...

I began to blush and fidget about. The idea of having someone else besides me eat them seems so... naughty...

"Nooo... There's no way I could feed someone my eggs...! That'd be far too embarassing!" I couldn't help but cry out my thoughts, before feeling a cool pair of breasts against my back, as well as an equally cool pair of arms wrap around me. My body went stiff, and I slowly turned my head, seeing exactly who I had expected.

"It's only naughty if you make it be, you know~?" Yuyuko was smiling at me, which made chills run down my spine. I'm still not used to this rather strange new relationship of ours yet.

That reminds me... If she does things like... that to me, what am I to her...? You only do such shameful things to the one you l-love, right?

"B-but... they were just i-inside of me..." I looked away, a blush touching my cheeks. I poked my index fingers together out of nervousness, and trembled a bit.

"My, my, my... Well, I for one think your eggs would probably be the tastiest around! Though, I haven't need for food anymore, so I'm not about to steal them, as I may have a few days ago. Their source is a rather tasty one, so I'm sure that only helps them taste even better!" I couldn't help but blush, and feel a bit creeped out by that statement, all at once. Even if my eggs are quite tasty, it still sounds disturbing coming from the ghost who has been ripping the flesh from my bones, and eating it, for nearly eight years! ...Wait, by source, does she mean because my meat is tasty, or because of where they come from...?

"W-well... I suppose, if you are going to stop eating me, and as I can't just sell these eggs, as that would disturb me... W-would you... like to have some breakfast with me...?" My face would have done the scarlet eyesore of a mansion proud, with just how hard I was blushing at this point.

"Hmm! A splended idea, little sparrow." Yuyuko gave me a happy little smile. While she didn't have to eat, she knew just how good of a cook I was, so she wasn't about to say no. Heck, she would go as far as to say there are few better cooks than myself, in all of gensokyo. About on par with Sakuya, slightly better than Youmu. Heck, unexpectedly, the best cook in Gensokyo would probably be Udonge!

"...Th-though, I suppose I should clean up some, huh...?" I couldn't help but blush, as my thighs were a sticky mess, and Yuyuko was around me while my bottom was quite exposed.

"Ohh, I think I can help with that~!" Yuyuko began to grin evily, before lifting me into the air.

"Wha- Pu-put me down? !" Yuyuko began to flip me over, her face now within inches of my nethers. "Wh-what are y-yaaHH...!" She began to set to work, cutting me off with a bit of a tongue bath. She was licking not only my thighs, but the source of the sticky mess from time to time. I clenched my thighs around her head, which were only stopped by her head momentarily. She decided to go ethereal in everything that wasn't needed, so as to spare herself the discomfort of Youkai powered thigh muscles crush her a bit. She can't feel pain very easily, what with being dead and all, but pressure is still rather noticable, somehow.

"Hehe, whatever could be the problem? I'm only giving you a hand with washing up, you know~!" With every lick of her cold tongue, I only produced more stickness, making it rather ineffective at anything but feeding the hungry ghost.

"I-I'll n-eeEEver...! I'll never g-ghh... get any cleannnNNner if yaah...! i-if... you keep this u-u- haah...! u-u-up...!" I couldn't help but react to every motion of her tongue, as I was still quite sensitive from my egg laying. I always feel a bit tender down there after stetching like that. While my eggs arn't particularly large, they still stretch that place a good bit.

"Aww... Fiiine, I suppose I'll share a boring old ordinary bath with you, if that's what you want!" Yuyuko sighed, and caused her own clothes to fade away into mist, before flipping me back over, and setting me down, where I flapped my wings to help support my weak knees. It feels... somewhat odd to be face to face with the one who once was eating you a good number of times a week, and have her instead want to lick you all over. I also couldn't get over just how odd it felt, being face to face with a giant orb of ethereal flesh that was one of Yuyuko's massive breasts.

I turned away with a blush, and began to flap my way over to the bit of an underground river that was hidden in the very back of my cave, testing the waters. Not frigid, but still cold.

With my test done, I began to remove the last of my clothes, and placed them in a neat little pile, before resting my hat atop that pile. I flapped my way over top of the waters, and slowly flapped less and less, eventually ending up far enough in that I could stop flapping all together.

I looked about, but found Yuyuko nowhere to be found. I wonder where... she...

I jumped, before giving an annoyed look below myself, as I was feeling her hugging me hips. It must be nice to not need air, but it's rather annoying to be surprised by such a thing.

"Must you stay under the water like that...? It's rather disturbing..." I wasn't sure if she could hear me, as I wasn't particularly sure how ghost hearing works, but I felt her giggle against me.

"Aww, it's not like I can drown, you know?" Yuyuko had spoken from under the water, her words going un-interrupted by the water. I guess the sound of her voice is ethereal, too, even if that really doesn't make much sense.

I sighed in defeat, and got to cleaning myself a bit, while just about ignoring Yuyuko, as she was mostly ethereal anyways. Rather conveniant, really... I don't have to worry about her getting in the way with my bath, save for her slightly disturbing pretend drowning from time to time.

From the other side of the cavern, where my new pet was resting, the little goldfish had been scared half to death, as it's quite afraid of ghosts.

It seems that we have a bit in common...