Disclaimer: Touhou belongs to Zun.
Ke/N: A Pixie is but a Faery that has become corrupted by its own evils; you can call both of them Lesser Fae, or Fairies, but it's easier to differentiate the two by simply calling the corrupted ones Pixies. Faeries can have anywhere from one to three wing sets, and never grow up as other Youkai do. This would be the common trait of all Fae below those of legends. Of the Fae family, you have many sub-species, Faeries being the lesser form of Fae. The next stages of their life, which few Fae even make it to, is the mid-class ranking of Fae, such as Will-o-wisps, which are basically glowing fairies with atleast four wing pairs. Next in line would be Heralds, which are also a mid-class Fae. A Fae Herald shows the arival of its season, such as Lily White's unique method of announcing it. After that, there are elemental embodiments, which could be called Greater Faeries. As an example, should Cirno become a Great Fairy she would be far more obviously made of ice. Greater Fairies have anywhere from five to ten sets of wings, and must have been either a Will-o-wisp or a Herald to progress to it. Great Fairies can become Greater Fae once they have atained the power to have eight wings and up. Then, after that, there are only creatures of legend. Any Fae that has passed their tenth wing set becomes their own unique kind of Fae, and there are far too many kinds to name as of right now. Thus ends this lesson on Fae, and I appologize if I have forgotten any sub-species of Fae, as I can't seem to find my book on Youkai Ecology... Perhaps when I have, I'll be able to give a more in depth lesson.
A/N: Thank you, Keine! That was very informative.
Ke/N: I'm happy to teach the willing, even if it's but a small lesson.
A/N: And I'm sure those who were listening in found it quite informative as well. Which reminds me, I'll be leaving these Youkai Ecology lessons on my profile whenever they are had! Anyways, on with the-
Ke/N: Now, about that grammar of yours...
A/N: Uh-oh...
A/N2: Also, I'm accepting questions on the subject of Youkai Ecology. Ever wonder what exactly Rumia might be? Scratch your head over anything you found particularly strange about a Youkai? Ask away, and I'll ask Keine for you, as well as give you credit for the question! If I forget to give you credit, simply smash my knee caps in, and I'll put it in!
Sunrise, Hakurei Shrine, Reimu's PoV:
I felt a beam of sun hit me through my eye lid as I slept. At first, I tried to roll away, as I felt a bit drained, but I found a heavy weight on top of my belly keeping me from doing so.
It wasn't long before I cracked open an eye, so as to see what was going on. Mostly, I wanted to know why I couldn't move.
I found Yukari laying on me, looking rather exausted.
"Ehh...? Why's Yukari..." I thought back to the last events I remembered. Ahh, right...
I began to sit up, and found a lightly damp cloth fall from my forehead, landing on the back of Yukari's head with a light smack.
"...Was she taking care of me...? I guess she found out I was sick, huh?" I let out a yawn, and stretched my arms a bit.
I couldn't help but smile at the care I was apparently given; It had been quite the long time since I last taken care of. It warms my heart a bit, seeing that someone cares about me.
Then it hit me. I now had not one, but two family members! My eyes began to well up with happy little tears, as I felt so very loved right now. Even if one was once an Evil Spirit, and the other is rather annoying, I don't think I'd want to trade them for any other.
I had never known my mother, as I had no memories of my childhood for the longest time... But, even then I still didn't know her, as Yukari had said she raised me. Why couldn't she have told me sooner...? Just because I believe humans should stay human, that doesn't mean that I'd hate to find out I'm not human... I both wish to hug her, and to punch her lights out.
I pulled her resting body from my lap, and gave her a tight hug, burrying my face in those gigantic breasts of hers. Huh... she smells nice.
Wait, now that I think about it... why is it that my breasts are so small, yet my mother's are the size of my head...?
I glared jealously into the soft darkness my face was smushed against.
"Jeez, I'm happy to be hugged by you, but do you have to press your face there...?" My face lit up with a blush the moment I heard the voice of Yukari. Dammit...! Why did she have to wake up now?
"S-sorry..." I let go, and she fell down, as she wasn't supporting herself at all. Her head bounced off the floor besides me. "A-ahh! Sorry, sorry...!" I picked my mother back up from the floor.
"Wah...? ! What are we going to do on the bed, train...?" Yukari had little Mystia chicks running about her head, as the knock to the head had rattled her brain a fair bit. Wether Youkai, or human, a propper brain shaking blow does the same when it comes to disorientation.
"Ehh?" I began to shake Yukari, so as to try and fixed her.
"AaaAAAaaAHH...!" Yukari's head flew back and forth, and she was quickly snapped back to thinking right. "St-stop...!" I gave her one more shake for good measure.
As soon as I had released Yukari, she skittered away from me, opened a gap, and began to vomit inside.
Other side of gap, Human Village, Keine's classroom, Keine's PoV:
"Now, onto the next question. What is a ma-" I suddenly felt a horrible smelling, chunky, semi-liquid vomit pour onto my hair, and down my back.
There was suddenly dead silence in the classroom, every student staring with their eyes wide, before the roar of laughter broke the silence.
I looked up, and found a gap hovering over head. Ohh, I will freaking kill you, Yukari! How dare you vomit on my lunch box hat! Now I have to clean it before I can re-fill it!
"...Quiet." My eyes began to turn red, as I wasn't very good at containing my desire to... discipline the children.
The laughter quickly died down, followed by my eyes fading back to their human color.
I opened my mouth to speak, but the egg timer I use to keep track of time went off, signifying the end of lessons for those who were unable to be active during the day. Unlike the rest of the village, I had no issues with teaching Youkai.
"...Class Dismissed." I began to make my way to the bath. The school doubles as my house, as it's actually quite large. It's times like these that I'm happy that the village elder is atleast willing to accept gifts from the Kappa, such as pipes for running water. When the evil spirits came rushing to the surface, a gyser opened up a bit away from the village, and the Kappa wanted to try and turn it into running water. It was free of charge, so the elder could hardly say no to such an offer.
I twisted the knob of the faucet for the bath tub, and out came hot water. Needless to say, the plan went quite well, and now the village has running water. Soon after that, I aquired a bath, so as to soak away the troubles of a long days work. I began to strip, so as to wash the putrid fluids from my hair.