Disclaimer: Touhou belongs to Zun.
K/N: Ahh, yes... The Oni. A race of Youkai that are said to look... well, silly, really. The legends of old speak of red or blue skinned men in rather... exotic loincloths. They were said to wield rather large clubs, and drink heavily. Oh, and the horns. They have horns.
A/N: And this is all the information you have on them?
K/N: ...That was a joke, idiot.
A/N: A-ahh...
K/N: Now then... Oni are a proud race of Youkai, who happen to be evolutionary cousins of Vampires. Where as Vampires sustain themselfs on mostly blood, Oni use alchohol for the very same purpose. Like Vampires, they have a method of turning humans, yet can also reproduce. However, they will only allow one to turn should they be taken down through hand to hand combat by said human. For an Oni to turn a human into an Oni, they must lose their most prized posession; a horn is more than a mass of steel-like keratin to an Oni, and any Oni that has lost theirs in battle is no longer seen as an Oni by the rest of the Oni. This may be due to the horn being what causes their un-naturally large thirst for alchohol, and the fact that it is easily removable from an Oni that accepts their defeat. To become an Oni, one must defeat an Oni and steal its horn. Once stolen, you place the flat side of the horn to your skull, and the horn will instantly burn through your skin and proceed to fuse with your skull. The number of horns can be directly related to the power of an Oni, but is not the only factor. The statement of 'Oni cannot lie' is quite false, and any Oni can lie. However, anyone who becomes an Oni, or raised by an Oni, is generally rather honorable, so they never really lie. This would be what brought about this belief, as well as the Oni being all too happy to spread the word. There are acceptions to both of these rules, as there have been rather dishonorable, and at times, evil humans that have pretended to be honorable, as well as a rare few natural Oni that were raised by another species of less honorable Youkai. One such example is the most evil of all Oni who was sealed away in Makai a millenia ago; his, or maybe her, exact identity has been lost to the passage of time. This evil Oni was once fought by the four deva, which are the strongest of the Oni. Currently, there are only two Deva, and said to be a hidden third who is hiding among humans somehow. The last of the Deva has been missing for some time, and may actually be deceased. Does this answer your question, 'Crazy Scion'? ...Who names a child that?
A/N: I don't think that is his actual name... Anyways, on with the show!
Late morning, Mt. Shiro:
I sure am glad it's quite the overcast day. As it is, only Rumia is having any issues, as her eyes are a great deal more sensitive than mine.
"When do we get our reward?" All around me the happy little Pixies had scary little puppy dog eyes, as they were just about ready to beg me.
"U-umm..." I began to blush a bit, as being asked to make another feel good was rather embarassing.
It didn't help that said Pixies were trying to eat Cirno only a short while ago.
"We beg of you, p'ease give us your b'essing of p'easure!" The Pixies all began to get down on the ground, and worship the ground I stood upon.
"W-wai- You shouldn't be worshiping me...!" I began to panic, as this was utterly strange, and quite confusing.
Though I couldn't see her, Rumia was laughing quite hard upon hearing that I'm being worshiped.
"If you keep this rate of gaining worshipers up, you'll become a god, ze!" Marisa had researched many ways of extending her life. One of which would be gaining many that worship you.
"E-ehh? ! I don't want to be a god!" The idea of being such a thing sounded rather strange. Why would I become a god? !
"Ohh, don't worry! Unless you die, it's the same as being as you've always been. You'd be a living godess, and pretty much gain nothing from it!
"Give us your b'essing!" The pixies continued their worship, which was starting to make me feel slightly less hungry. Was I... eating their faith?
"Stop that! Stop it, o-or your goddess will not give you her blessing!" My face was a brilliant shade of red at how awkward saying this was. I don't want to be a goddess of any kind, dammit!
Late morning, Moriya Shrine, Suwako's PoV:
"Do you sense that, snake?" There was a bit of a ripple in the faith. A small one, of only 14 faithless beings giving theirs to someone that isn't yet a god, but it was there.
"Ehh?" Kanako hadn't nearly as strong as a god of old, so she felt nothing.
"I sense a disturbance in the faith... It's as if a number of voices cried out at once, and gave all of their faith to one that doesn't even want it..." I stroked my chin, thinking about who it could be.
"Okay, that's enough movies for you, Lady Suwako." Sanae sighed, hating when I modify movie quotes.
"W-what? ! Nooo...!" I began to freak out, as I need my movie fix.
"Indeed... Before you know it, maybe she'll start speaking in nothing but quotes!" Kanako began to chuckle, before I hit her in the face with a throw pillow from the couch.
"Sh-shut up! I'm not some stupid child!" I began to pout, tears welling up in my eyes, and my arms now folded like a child would.
"A-ahh, sorry, Lady Suwako!" Sanae hated to see me cry for numerous reason, and began to run so as to get a lolipop to calm me down with.
"N-now, now, don't do anything you'll regret, Suwako!" Kanako began to try and calm me with words.
"M-my hic m-movies...!" I began to choke back tears a bit, as movies are quite important to me.
Kanako began to feel a great deal of pain in her chest, as the mere sight of a crying Suwako can be enough to cause cardiac arrest in lesser men and women.
"Lolipop! Here!" Just as Kanako got closer and closer to a heart attack, Sanae tossed her the lolipop, which she caught weakly.
Kanako popped the thing in my mouth, thus neutralizing the threat that was my full blown tears.
I happily sucked on the lolipop, my tears quickly fading away, saving my fellow Goddess from a rather bad heart attack.
Late morning, Mt. Shiro:
I looked down upon the now twitching Pixies, none of whom were going unconcious, and they all had the most interesting expressions. ...I wonder what that's like? It looks like it feels good, from the number of moans, and just how much they are squirming. Maybe I'll try and test that on myself some ti-
"Usagi? Hellooo? You in there?" Marisa had been trying to get my attention for a short while, and had yet to succeed, so she began to rap on my skull.
"Hwa...! I'm not thinking about what that feels like...! I-I'm not!" I quickly clapped a hand over my mouth. What did I just deny? Now they're going to think my strange!
Marisa couldn't help but laugh, and was joined in by both Mima and Rumia, and, after awhile, Flandre too joined in, as laughter can be contagious. It was a good minute untill they all stopped laughing at me.
"Ohh... That was funny, ze..." Marisa began to catch her breath, before once more asking her question. "It's not time for us to get up yet, and us humans are quite exausted, so will you go back to bed with us, da ze?" Marisa gave me a grin that spoke more words than I would like. It looked like she found what I said to be rather curious, to the point of actually becoming curious about what I had done. Just like Mima, she was curious to a fault. However, unlike Mima, she's never tried any of the... more taboo things she was curious about, such as human flesh.
We all made our way back to the darkness bubble that was our camp, and layed back down. It's not like I was particularly tired, but I had my master to snuggle with, so I was happy to sleep beside her.
All around the camp was piles of gore, melted snow, and a number of twitching fairies, most of which being unconcious due to an overload of pleasure.