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K/N: ...What? I've nothing to teach as of right now; if you really want to learn more, come to my Youkai Ecology class.
A/N: A-ahh, okay.
K/N: Though, as you're he-
A/N: Ohh, would you look that the time! I'll be going now!
K/N: Ahh... Maybe I head butted her a bit too hard...?
Noon, Scarlet Devil Mansion, Meiling's PoV:
Hmm? What's this? I sense a killing intent...
In my minds eye, the ki of my suroundings was being distorted by the color or rage; before long, I also sensed a piece of emotionless steel flying at me. Ahh, yes... her.
I caught the knife with ease, twirled it into a throwing position, and threw it at the ground just behind Sakuya. The knife flew right between the knees of Sakuya, causing her skirt to flutter about lightly.
"What have I told you about sleeping?" The maid folded her arms, annoyed that I had once again, as I always had, blocked her attack. She had tried many methods of hitting me, even going so far as to stop time, but I'm far too quick to be hit by such a slow weapon. Yes, that's right. Sakuya's daggers are slow compared to me when I'm serious. One time, I even played a trick on her, and moved about faster than she could see, saying I learned how to stop time. Ahh, she was so easy to tease back then.
"And what have I told you about my sleeping?" I work 24/7, and if that doesn't answer her question, nothing will. I get no off time, save for meals, so I go into a state of alert sleep at all times save for afore mentioned meals; one could call said state something akin to meditation, but while sleeping. It hightens my senses, and allows me to sense most anything that has emotion, and things that lack it. Weapons usually lack emotion, and Sakuya's knives were no acception.
I opened one eye, just in time to catch Sakuya bending over so as to pick up her knife. Ahh, green today, huh? It's just about become a game to me to create openings for myself to see the panties of those in skirts. However, I only do such things to staff. I'd rather not have my fate be screwed around with more than it already has by making a guest, and by extension the Mistress, angry. And before you ask, yes, Patchouli is technically a staff member. Head Librarian is her job, as the Voile actually belongs to the mistress, as well as all of the books within. Patchouli's library has actually never been stolen from, unlike the one belonging to the mistress. I've, on numerous occasions, told the Mistress that I could go and retrieve the books, but she always blew off my offer, saying that she hadn't need for any of said books, so why not share? Ohh, and the Mistress said that Mistress is a job, so I can try and look at hers, as well as her sister's. ...I think the Mistress may be a pervert, honestly.
Heck, the Mistress has found it to be quite the interesting little game, but has told me to be carefull not to teach it it Flan, or else I'd be fated to be Flan's next playmate. I've seen the sorry state, or, at times, lack there of a state, of her playmates. That Usagi girl got rather lucky, if you ask me, as there are far worse things than being a Vampire.
"Ahh, yes... You claim that we overwork you, and that sleeping doesn't effect your work." Well, atleast she remembers it... "However, you would be the first impression of the mansion, so I cannot bluntly say that it's okay to rest." I couldn't help but sigh at that last part.
"...And what else am I to do? Never sleep? Ever?" I'm good at staying awake, but not that good...
"How about actually do as your job indicates, and watch the gate only during the day? We didn't hire you for insane hours, you know..." Ahh, yes... She always likes to bring that up.
"If I were to do that, who would play with Flan should she make it to the last line of defense? Of all that are here, only Koa and I have skills that she can't simply break. Mine being my strength, and hers being our naughty little last resort." Koakuma is a succubus. While she claims not to be, she's not perfect at hiding it, and her aura of seduction leaks out at times. I've ended up accidentally copping a feel from time to time, as have all the residents. Even Flandre has, even if she doesn't understand that sudden urge that Koa's scent gives her. Our last defense has to be locked away every full moon, else we all be compelled to violate the poor girl, so Flan has free run of the mansion at that time, should she truely wish it.
"Guh..." Sakuya had no defense for that point, as per usual.
"So, what are you doing out here, cutie?" My question wedged through the sudden crack in Sakuya's defenses.
"C-cu... I'm not cute...!" The maid's mask began to slip away, giving way to the other side of Sakuya. The far more likeable side, if you ask me, as it's so easy to tease her~!
"Ohh? Well, I for one find you just a bit cute!" I gave my biggest grin, and chuckled at the now beet red maid. Ahh, this is the best Sakuya~!
I began to sense a weak, yet very familiar ki signature.
"I'm n-not cute...!" Sakuya shook her head, as though it would make me stop complimenting her.
"It can't be..." I looked to the woods that surrounded the path to the mansion. "...Is it really you, Orange?" I sprinted off into the woods, as it felt like my missing sister was within.
Orange's PoV:
I continued making my way through the wilderness, using a particularly sturdy stick to help support myself. I've been lost for days now, while trying to find my sister. I hadn't a clue as to where she was, or where I was, but I was intent of locating her.
It's been days since my last meal, and I'm starting to get a bit delerious. My empty tummy would occasionally make a loud growl, as it was just begging to be fed.
"Sorry, tummy. I've no food to give you!" ...Am I really talking to my own stomach?
Just then, a green and red streak tackled me to the ground. Another Youkai? ! Why must they all think I'm human! I mean, sure, my ribbon does keep my Youki sealed, so I seem quite human, but come on! That's like the sixth today!
"Let go, you damn Youkai! I'm no human, so I'm not going to be a very good meal!" I began to struggle, only to find my ribs being compressed by a rather familiar level strength. I thought all the oni were sealed up underground long ago? How did one get out? !
"Orange~! I missed you so! Where've you been all these years...? I looked all over for you, but never once did I find you!" I found my ribs no longer being heavily compressed, and took a gulp of air, before I found my ability to breathe once more cut off, along with my vision.
This voice...! "...Mehlinh?" My voice was muffled by my big sister's big breasts, but it was easy enough to understand, as she likes to mash my face into the things whenever she gets the chance. However, I didn't currently mind, as I was now reunited with my sister.
"Orange!" I found myself being yanked from the pillow heaven that was my sister's bust.
"Meiling!" I began to grin, which my sister joined in on.
Suddenly, a silver haired woman made her way through the brush, looking quite exausted. "Meiling?"
"Sakuya!" Meiling looked to the maid with a grin on her face.
"Sakuya...?" Who's that? I've never seen her before.
"...Meiling?" The silver haired woman looked at me curiously.
Meiling had a lightbulb light up in her head, and she flipped me around so as to face me away from her.
"Orange, Sakuya. Sakuya, Orange." She began to introduce us to eachother.
"Orange...?" Sakuya questioned my odd name.
"Sakuya...?" I, too, found her name rather unique.
Meiling quickly tossed me to the maid, causing her to panic and catch me, while I was flailing about a bit, forgetting how to fly.
The human happened to catch me in bridal position, so we both lit up with a blush, while Meiling laughed heartily at our situation.
"H-hi..." It would be rude to not look into her eyes, so I locked eyes with her. Somehow, this only made us both blush more, before we both looked away.
"Aww, love at first sight! How cu-" Meiling got a knife aimed at her head, thrown by Sakuya's foot, which Meiling once more caught without effort.
"Sh-shu-sh-shut up, i-idiot!" I couldn't help but agree with the maid's sentiment. Big sis just had to make this even more awkward, didn't she...?
Meiling simply laughed some more, before tossing the knife to me. "Catch, Orange." I caught it, with a minor amount of effort, as I'm not nearly as skilled as big sis.
Sakuya couldn't help but think I look just a bit cute while holding one of her knifes.
She tried to set me down, but Meiling insisted that I was in no condition to walk, and that I would need to be watered so as to keep me nice and vibrant.
...Wait, did she just make me out to be a flower...? I'm not a flower, dammit!