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Y/N: Appologise to your viewers.

A/N: Eheh, s-sorry...

Y/N: It's your fault; reflect on this, and make effort to fix this.

A/N: Jeez, quit that! Look, I'm sorry guys. I've been letting myself get distracted from this by writing RPs and playing a game, so I will just say that I will try and finally end this hiatus. Good? Likely so, but the effort will be hard; be aware that the number of reviews will help. I rarely see more than a couple at a time, and I know that I have more viewers than that. I'm sure many of you haven't reviewed even once... I do this for you, the readers, you know. And now, to make use of one of the fruits of my RPs~! Heck, Sanae was a direct result of her being in my RP. I had no idea what I was going to do with her, untill she came up. Let's get this show on the road, shall we?

Y/N: Well, it seems my job here is done.

A/N: I hope the show doesn't breakdown, or get a flat!

Y/N: ...Or is it...?

Sunset, Moriya Shrine, Sanae's PoV:

Sanae hummed a happy little tune, and chopped with a less special knife. Lady Yasaka had had Suwako hide Sanae's normal knife for some reason... This one sadly wasn't nearly as effective... Sanae can't slice through flesh as thought it were butter with such an un-sharp knife!

Kogasa watched with a pale face, opting to help chop cabbage, while Sanae handles the more... bloody part. That one never could stand the sight of blood, not that Sanae helped. Sanae will need to be a good girl from now on, and good girls should feed their friends, right? Right! And so Sanae decided to make a hot-pot, with the help of her gods, as well as her beeeestest friend in the whole wide world!

With Sanae chopping up the rabbit that Suwako had caught, and her bestest friend working hard to chop up cabbage, cucumbers, and eggplant, they had the ingredients ready in no time.

"Sanae is happy that you would stay for dinner, Kogasa!" Sanae couldn't help but smile at the karakasa.

"W-well, Ko- I haven't tried human food before, so I was curious..." The cute little umbrella rubbed the back of her head, while blushing a bit.

Sanae gave her a wide grin at that, making the girl feel a bit uncomfortable. "Well, Sanae will just have to fix that! ...Wait, what have you been eating all this time...?"

Kogasa let out a quiet sigh, and answered, "Surprise."

Sanae couldn't help but blink at this. "That's surprising, as you never surprise anyone..."

As if on que, Kogasa's stromach let out a monsterous roar, as if it were a hungry youkai. ...Well, that seems rather redundent. Sanae couldn't help but ask one simple question. "...When was the last time you ate, Kogasa? Sanae thinks you sound like it's been awhile..."

The karakasa laughed nervously at the question. "W-well, not counting just now, where I surprised you... Erm... I guess it's been a couple weeks..."

Sanae couldn't help but to give her a look of disbelief. "...T-two weeks...? Sanae doesn't think that is healthy..."

"Yeah..." Kogasa looks down, slightly saddened by thinking about it. "What kind of pathetic karakasa can't surprise people, even if just enough to eat...?"

Before she could be down on herself any more, Sanae gave her shoulders a firm squeeze, and said, "Sanae thinks you will get better with time! What she means is that you're still young, right?"

The closed umbrella, as well as the karakasa herself blushed at this compliment of sorts. You could say it took her by surprise. "W-well, yeah... I'm only seventeen winters old... Although I'll be eighteen, next moon."

Sanae gave a grin. "See? You're still young, for a youkai!"

At this the young karakasa tilted her head. "It's not young for humans?"

Sanae's grin lessened to a smile, and she answered, "Humans only live to see a hundred-twenty, at most, Kogasa. You'll long out-live Sanae!"

"...Ohh. I didn't realise that..." The karakasa had never really gotten to know any humans, and had yet to out-live anyone, and so was quite ignorant to that fact.

Before long, dinner had been prepared, cooked, and eaten. The meal was a slightly awkward one, due to Sanae having the rabbit's un-beating love on her plate.

Sanae does love to eat them.

Sunset, Gates of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Meiling's PoV:

"-and those will be your duties?" Orange had just finished telling me of all the things she will be doing, and I had repeated them back to her, just to be sure I got everything. I was actually wondering what she would be doing, and was quite shocked to find that she would be a maid. It does suit the pint-sized dragon, however, as she would likely never feel strong enough to join me in guarding the gate, however... "...Just be careful of the young mistress, Flandre, as she can be... strange at times."

Not to mention destructive, if one riles her up...

"Alright, I'll be careful, big sis!" She gave me a wave, before making her way back towards the mansion. I couldn't help but smile at her as she went. A maid, huh? It's good that she's found something she can do around here.

Just then, I felt the ghost of a chi-signature. Hrm... It's gone. Well, time to go back to sleep. Just as I closed my eyes, I heard the grinding of metal, as the gate slid open. "Excuse me~"

Flinching, I shot up and took a defensive stance. How did someone get past me, undetected? Beside me, a strange girl with pale skin and an ever present grin was slowly sliding the gate open. "...Who would you be, miss?" It was obvious that she wasn't human, as her outfit was of the... unique look that allows one to easily differentiate human and youkai. Very few humans dress as though an insane fashion designer dressed them, and yet most youkai dress as such.

The girl gave me a curious look. "...Who are you?"

The question caught me by surprise, as it seemed a bit backwards. "...That's more the question the guard should be asking the... guest, but I am Hong Meiling, guard of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. And you are?"

The manic looking girl gave a wide, thin grin, and answered with silence.

"Hello? What is your n-" Before I could repeat the question, she was suddenly closer to me.

Her grin had now gone all toothy, showing off her many jaggedly sharp teeth. "I'm Koishi! I wanted to go fishing today, and I figured this big house would have atleast one that I could borrow~!"

A fishing rod...? What an odd request...