I DON'T OWN ANYTHING-WISH IDID THOUGH.
(This chapter has been revised. Not many changes but there were some.)
Hermione looked to Dumbledore shocked "Please tell me you are not serious Professor."
The professor looked to malfoy then back to her "I wish I could but I Cant. Miss Granger I know you wanted to keep when and how you became pregnant a secret, but I think it would be best if we discussed this tonight with the other professors."
Hermione nodded and the professor left. She looked to Draco whom was still out. She didn't want to revise him yet she needed to think.
She did get pregnant at the slytherin costume party, but the man she slept with had dark hair, and dark skin. She then thought back she had been blond magic can do wonders but Draco was always so proud of his blond hair he would never dye it even magically.
Just then he began to stir. He sat up and rubbed his face with his hands "Did I really just faint?"
Hermione tried to suppress a grin "Yes you fainted"
Malfoy thought back for a moment trying to remember why he fainted. Then it hit him and he began to turn pale again "Please don't faint again. We need to discuss this."
Draco gave her a sneer "I'm not going to faint again. Besides what is there to talk about there is no way in hell that thing inside of you is mine and you bloody damn well know it. I would never be caught dead having sex with a mudblood." Hermione looked down trying to calm herself.
"The professor said that he was not lying that was the only way you would be able to see past the concealment spell."
Draco shook his head "This is impossible. Wait I know what happened..."
Hermione looked at him waiting for the answer.
"You stole my sperm."
Hermione burst out laughing. She couldn't help it. Draco looked dead serious.
"Malfoy why in the bloody hell would I want to steal your sperm?"
Malfoy gave one of his signature smirks. "Because you're obsessed with me that is why. You knew I would never sleep with you so you thought the next best thing to being with me would be to have the fruit of my loin. I mean I don't blame you lots of women want to have my baby, but stealing my sperm Granger?" He looked at her like he was ashamed of her.
Hermione just kept laughing "You" ahahahah "Really" hahahaha "Believe" hahahahaha "That?" Draco looked uncomfortable for a moment then nodded
"Yes. Now quit laughing this isn't funny."
Hermione pressed her lips together "Sorry, but Malfoy lets say I did steal your sperm. How do you propose that I did this without you knowing about it?"
He thought for a moment "I don't know maybe you came in while I was sleeping or after me and someone else finished"
Hermione shook her head and looked to the ceiling "Oh please Merlin give me strength. Malfoy I did not steal your sperm. Maybe you're just related to the child?"
Draco looked interested in this theory "Alright well let's try to figure out who the father is." Hermione nodded and Draco cleared his throat "Where did you get pregnant?"
Hermione blushed and looked up to the ceiling "At the slytherin costume party."
Draco frowned "What the hell were you doing there? No mudbloods allowed and no Gryffindors allowed. Besides I would have seen you."
Hermione gave a smirk "Ginny and I wanted to get back at Harry and Ron and we thought having sex with a slytherin or going to a slytherin party would be the best way. Besides we were in costume you dolt you wouldn't have recognized me. I magically dyed my hair and it was straight. So did Ginny we knew you would notice brown frizzy hair, and bright red weasley hair immediately."
Draco nodded "Well it makes sense I am related to some in the slyterin house but it doesn't help much everyone had sex that night. At least all of my friends got lucky."
Hermione sighed "Well who did you get lucky with?"
Draco smiled "This really hot blonde girl. Couldn't have been you besides the fact that she was much hotter than you, she wasn't so uptight she was amazing"
Hermione sighed "Draco I had magically dyed my hair blonde, and it was straight, and I'll have you know my body isn't that bad. When I am dressed in things other than my school robes I just don't choose to always show it off. That night I was dressed as a French maid."
Draco looked a little green at this point. "You're lying. You must have saw who I had been with. You're just trying to pin this on me."
Hermione felt her anger rising "Look Malfoy if I wanted to 'Pin' this child on someone it would defiantly not be you and if I was wouldn't I have claimed it from the beginning and not have tried to hide it, and I would not lie about something so serious."
Draco looked away from her.
Then Hermione decided she knew the best way to prove this child was his.
"Well Malfoy I guess we can't pretend like it was just all a sweet dream any longer."
With this Draco stood and walked out of the compartment "I need some air."
Sorry it took so long to update. Been busy at work please review thanks to everyone that has reviewed the good and the advice. It makes my day when someone reviews. Thanks.