SBS Time!
SonicBlue92: Are you ever going to write another story similar to Darkling and Rise of the Negativities?
Game2002: No plans to do so. I don't make stories as fast as I used to, and lesser and lesser people seem to be coming to this site in general. I've seen stories that look very well done but still have very little reviews. I can't really get motivated if not a whole lot of people review my stories, though that doesn't mean I'm going to give up writing stories completely if one day everyone stops reviewing my stories.

Chapter 11
Easily Something Infuriating

Thrusting her arm cannon against an abuser, Gunner fired a blast of nonlethal shot at him and sent him flying back through the air at such a speed that he crashed through the yukkuri pet store's window upon impact. Turning around fast, she fired yellow beams at the other abusers, stunning them from head to toe. Gunner then ran up to one of the stunned abusers and, after grabbing him by the collar, hurled him at the others to knock them all onto the floor.

One abuser who didn't get shot was attacked by Hunt, who bit his leg hard and refused to let go no matter how hard the former shook it. Duck pecked the abuser's head nonstop. The man eventually lost his balance and fell back against a cupboard, causing various objects on it to fall onto him. A table was next to him, and a koreimu that managed to survive the "onslaught" earlier urinated onto his face. "Refweshed!" said the koyukkuri happily.

With that, all the abusers in the yukkuri pet store was defeated. The store owner got out from his hiding place, behind the counter, and thanked Gunner. "I'm sorry that I wasn't able to save all your yukkuris..." she apologized to him while looking at the dead yukkuris.

"They were killed before you arrived, so you don't have to blame yourself," the store owner told her. "You still managed to save some, and that's good enough! Thank you very much!" The surviving yukkuris all thanked her.

Cops then came into the place, so Gunner let them deal with the abusers. She then left the place with Duck and Hunt. "Let's go and see if there are any more abusers that need punishing!" she said, and the two animals responded by making their usual sounds.

It wasn't long before they came across a clown and a bunch of people. The clown was fat and had a balding head with small amount of red curly hair at the sides. He had the usual clown makeup of a white face, a red nose, and a red smile drawn on his face. His attire consisted of a green shirt with blue polka dots worn underneath a pair of red suspenders, and he had large brown shoes. He was seen juggling crying koyukkuris in his hands, while the people around him were cheering and clapping their hands.

After juggling the koyukkuris for a while, the clown threw them all high into the air before taking out a baseball bat. The yukkuris fell back down in a neat line, and the clown batted them into the distance one by one. The koyukkuris flew across the air and splatted against a building wall. He then bowed, while the people watching him clapped their hands loudly. "And for my next act, I will make some wonderful balloons!" said the clown while pointing his hand at an air pump and a crate with some yukkuris in there, trying to get out.

Seeing what happened earlier angered the three Smashers. Gunner stepped forward and shouted, "Stop hurting those yukkuris! You should use actual props instead of yukkuris if you want to play tricks!"

They all turned to them, and the clown said, "Oh look, a party pooper! We don't like having those kinds of people during performances, you know? How about you sit back and watch the show? I'm sure it'll be so fun that you won't mind seeing yukkuris getting hurt! They're getting hurt for the sake of entertainment, and it's worth it!"

"It's not entertainment if somebody gets hurt!" Gunner angrily said as she pointed her arm cannon at them.

The people immediately said angry things at her, about how she should mind her own business and not interfere with their fun time. They then ran towards her to attack her.

While the Smashers fought those people, the clown picked up a crying reimu from the crate, inserted the tube of the pump into its mouth, and then pumped air into the yukkuri. This caused the yukkuri to inflate like a balloon, and when it was about twice its original size, the clown took out the tube and then sealed its mouth fast with a tape. Because the clown used helium, the yukkuri slowly floated away into the air while making muffling sounds, as the tape kept its mouth from opening. The clown then picked up a marisa from the crate to do the same with it.

Gunner saw what happened while beating up those people, which was easy for her, and was horrified. Glaring angrily at the clown, she shouted, "You monster!"

"Look at the yukkuri flying through the sky! I'm sure it always dreamed of being able to fly!" said the clown happily, and then he held up the marisa. "I'm sure this one wants to do the same!"

Pointing her arm cannon backwards, Gunner fired a short-ranged burst of fire that propelled her towards the clown at a fast speed, ramming him in the body so hard that she pushed him back and made the marisa in his hand fly into the air. Duck flew at the yukkuri and allowed it to land on his back before placing it onto the pavement, and then he flew towards the helium-filled reimu that was floating away to rescue it.

Sitting on the clown to pin him down, Gunner pointed her arm cannon at his face and angrily said to him, "You are a sick freak!"

"Any sicker than people like you? You took yukkuris away from us and made lots of children cry!" the clown said to her. "You deprived our world of happiness and the source of entertainment! People like us lost our jobs because we relied on yukkuris to perform and entertain people!"

"People who find happiness in hurting others have no right to such happiness!" Gunner angrily said to him. She then fired a burst of fire from her arm cannon at the clown's face, charring it and making him pass out.

Standing back up, Gunner saw Duck flying back down with the inflated reimu in its feet. "It's all right now," Gunner comforted the reimu as she took it from Duck. She removed the tape from its mouth, causing helium to spew out and thus resulting in the yukkuri shooting back into the air. Like a deflating balloon, the yukkuri flew around in the air fast and uncontrollably and eventually splatted into a streetlight, and then it fell onto the pavement with fillings coming out of its mouth. Gunner watched with a shocked expression, thinking that she likely killed it.

Luigi dragged Mr. Businessman out of the alleyway and happened to run into some cops. "He's all yours!" the plumber said to them. Behind him at the entrance to the alleyway, the surviving yukkuris were praising and thanking him nonstop, which made him feel proud. The police also thanked him.

Doing this made Luigi feel more confident of himself. He happily skipped down the place, thinking that he would be able to deal with any abusers he came across with ease. "They're right! These people are pushovers after all! Things are going to end up a piece of cake!" he said to himself.

He then heard some shouting, and then some cops came flying out from behind a wall. Curious, Luigi went over to see what was happening, and he saw a tall, muscular man wearing a pair of red briefs and what appeared to be a reimu mask over his head. The man was constantly flexing and striking poses, and all around him were dead yukkuris.

One bodied reisen was still alive, though it lost a leg, and was trying to crawl away, but that man picked it up by its rabbit ears and said to it, "Oh, you're not going anywhere! I'm still not done with you yet!" He then pressed the bodied yukkuri against the wall before punching it in the abdomen so hard that it vomited thick, white noodles from its mouth. The man kept on punching the yukkuri until it stopped vomiting, and then with a powerful yank, he ripped off its head and held it high in the air in triumph.

Seeing this angered Luigi, so he stepped forward and said to him while pointing at him, "Hey you! Stop what you're doing at once! That was a really evil thing you did to that yukkuri just now, so I'm going to teach you a lesson!"

"Oh hi there, anti-abuse scum! Have you come to be beaten up by the awesome Easy Yu-Man?" asked the man while striking poses and flexing his muscles. "Those cops over there tried to stop me, and look at what happened to them!"

Luigi looked at the fallen cops and then at the guy calling himself Easy Yu-Man. "That's because they don't have fighting skills like I do! I bet I can beat you up in..." Before he could finish speaking, he was punched across the face hard by Easy Yu-Man. The latter approached him so fast that he didn't see it coming, and just like that, the plumber passed out. "Waaaa..."

"Hahaha! What a weakling! Anyone who tries to stop me from abusing yukkuris will have a taste of my fist! I'm off to abuse more yukkuris!" said Easy Yu-Man before leaving the place while singing happily.

Kirby and the Beast continued to fight each other with great intensity, and neither side were showing any signs of weakening. After being punched back and coming to a skidding stop, Kirby panted and said, "You're good! I didn't expect them to have someone like you!" The Beast said nothing as he charged forward to attack him again. Kirby once dodged his attacks and said, "You seem to be the silent type. Haven't heard you make a single sound at all. Think you're so cool being silent and all, huh?"

The Beast picked up a chair and flung it at Kirby, who swallowed it in a single gulp before spitting it back out at him. The Beast rolled to the side and flung another chair, but the same thing happened. The Beast once again dodged it and then picked up a piece of broken glass from a destroyed terrarium and ran at Kirby to use it as a knife against him. Instead of getting out of the way, Kirby jumped at the Beast's hand, the one holding the glass shard, and closed his mouth around it. The Beast shook his arm multiple times, and then Kirby let go of him. The glass shard was no longer in his hand.

Kirby swallowed the glass shard he caught in his mouth, causing a blue and purple jester hat to appear on his head and a scepter with a diamond-shaped head made of glass to appear in his hand. Such a thing surprised everyone present. Looking at the scepter and touching the hat, Kirby said, "Oh, the Mirror ability. Guess mirrors and glasses are close enough..." He then glared at the Beast and said, "Thanks for the ability! Now I'll repay you by giving you some nasty mirror cuts!"

Kirby pointed his scepter at the Beast and fired several bar-shaped, mirror-like projectiles at him, to which the latter avoided by rolling to the side. Standing back up, the Beast picked up a broken terrarium and threw it at Kirby, but the latter formed a translucent rainbow-colored shield in front of himself by getting into a defensive pose, causing the chair to bounce back to him upon impact. The Beast once again avoided it.

Kirby dashed at the Beast, and when he was close to the latter, he stopped moving to somehow cause a clone of himself to be created and shot forward at a fast speed, so fast that the Beast couldn't avoid it and was hit. He flew back and hit the wall hard.

"Mirror Cut!" Kirby shouted as he got close to the Beast and swung his scepter like a sword, slashing him all over the body.

SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

Unable to tolerate the pain, the Beast passed out from getting cut. He never made a single sound, and his shades and mask never fell off either.

Everyone present was surprised to see that Kirby was able to defeat him. "What?! The Beast lost?! I can't believe it!" gasped an abuser.

"We have to avenge him! There are a lot of us, so we can definitely beat that pink ball!" said another abuser.

Kirby turned to them and said, "Oh please... You couldn't beat me earlier, before I began fighting this guy... What makes you think you can beat me this time?"

"And he's not fighting alone!" said Dr. Furhead as he stepped forward with the other staff members of the lab. They all had looks of anger on their faces. "You people have gone far enough! We will not let you wreck this place or hurt the yukkuris any longer!"

"Bad mister should go away easy!" shouted a reimu. The abusers looked and saw that the surviving yukkuris were saying angry things to them.

"S***ty mister humans should drop dead easy-ze!"

"Mister who cannot take it easy should go away!"

"Give reimu candy and I will forgive you!"

"Mean mishter hurt mommy, daddy, and shishter!"

"Chen doesn't get it!"

"Guilty!"

"Reimu do puff puff at mean mishter!"

"How dare you yukkuris insult us?!" said one abuser angrily.

"Guess what? They cannot be any more correct in what they said, and you people deserve it!" Kirby said to them with an "evil" glare and smile.

Yukkuris ran for their lives as the Role Model chased them all over the park. The latter wasn't having an easy time doing so due to Yoshi having caught his leg with his tongue. The dinosaur himself wasn't having an easy time either, as the large man was strong enough to continue moving even when being pulled back. Yoshi planted his feet as firmly as he could against the ground, but still got pulled forward slowly, leaving behind a trail as a result.

"Enuff uv dis already!" said Yoshi. He couldn't speak properly with his tongue out.

Suddenly, some people ran towards the Role Model with sticks in their hands. "Stop abusing the yukkuris at once!" they shouted as they started hitting him with the sticks. The Role Model let out a beast-like cry as he swung his arms around himself to send them all flying in an instant.

Yoshi was angry that he hurt other people, but he was also motivated by seeing them trying to help him. The dinosaur mustered all his strength to once again swing the large man to the side and hurl him away. The Role Model crashed into a gazebo, causing it to collapse on top of him. He burst out from the pile of woods immediately, however, and ran for the same group of yukkuris he was chasing earlier.

Some people ran at him from the front in an attempt to stop him, but they got sent flying when he ran into them. Yoshi rolled into him inside an egg, hitting him hard in the side and sending him tumbling along the grass. The dinosaur popped out of the egg and started attacking the Role Model violently using kicks, punches, tail whips, and headbutts. "Enough is enough already! I have enough of your motherf***ing nonsense! And you just made me swear, something I thought I would never do!" the dinosaur angrily said while beating him nonstop. "DINO HEADBUTT!" He then pulled back his head before hitting the Role Model with his most powerful headbutt.

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

The powerful impact sent the large man flying into the air a great distance. He flew out of the park and across the street, not stopping until he hit the side of a building. He fell back down on top of a parked car that luckily didn't have anyone in it. The car owner wasn't going to be happy...

Rubbing head his, Yoshi said while looking in his direction and pointing with one hand, "And stay down!"

Like a punching bag, a dosumarisa was punched rapidly in the face nonstop by Easy Yu-Man. With each hit, the oversized yukkuri's black bean paste fillings spilled out from its mouth and the wounds created on its body. Normal-sized yukkuris closed by watched in horror as their "elder" got beaten up mercilessly. Easy Yu-Man then thrust his hand into the dosuyukkuri's forehead and then ripped out a brown sphere, the paste core, which was essentially a yukkuri's brain. With its paste core removed, the dosumarisa became brain dead and stopped moving.

Horrified, the yukkuris that were watching from for their lives. Suddenly, the keine that was in lead was bisected right down the middle, causing its fillings of diced, boiled vegetables to spill out. The yukkuris behind it watched in horror at a man with spiky, brown hair standing in front of them, holding a cutter in his hand. His outfit consisted of a black vest and a pair of matching colored knee-length pants. With a single swing of his cutter, he managed to cut an entire row of yukuris horizontally in half. Even when cut in half, the yukkuris didn't die right away but instead cried in agony while looking at their other halves.

The other yukkuris turned to run, only to come face to face with Easy Yu-Man. "Going somewhere?" he asked them. Seeing that there was no escape, a youmu armed with a stick in its mouth charged at the muscular man with nothing to lose and managed to poke him in the leg with it. Unfortunately, it did nothing at all. Easy Yu-Man placed his foot on top of the youmu and said, "So a yukkuri dares to hurt a person? You are proving everything we believe about you to be true: selfish, despicable, trash! Yukkuris are indeed worthless piles of trash that deserve nothing but death! I like it that way, because that makes abusing and killing you justified in every way, and it makes me feel great too! I applaud you for your courage, so I'm going to reward you!" He brought down his foot completely, crushing the yukkuri underfoot and spilling out white chocolate.

The yukkuris screamed in horror, and suddenly, they felt themselves being cut all over the body. A few seconds later, they broke into small pieces. It was the man armed with a cutter who killed them all, by swinging his cutter in their direction fast. Even without making contact, he was somehow able to cut them all into pieces. "Scum," he said in a cold tone.

"Indeed, yukkuris are scum, which makes hurting them really satisfying!" said Easy Yu-Man in a happy tone. "It feels great to rid this world of scum!"

"People like you are the real scum!" shouted someone. They both turned to see that it was Luigi.

With a look of extreme anger on his face, Luigi said, "Hypocrites! You kill innocent yukkuris and call them scum, but you yourselves are the real scums! DO YOU KNOW WHY YUKKURIS SAY BAD THINGS TO YOU AND SOMETIMES EVEN ATTACK YOU?! THAT'S BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ATTACKED THEM FIRST AND TREATED THEM LIKE TRASH, SO THEY HAVE EVERY REASON AND RIGHT TO GET BACK AT YOU!"

Placing a hand against his ear, Easy Yu-Man said in a mocking tone, "What's that? I can't hear you over my awesomeness!"

"He's accusing us of being scums," said the man armed with the cutter in a tone that showed anger. "I hate it when people say bad things about me!"

"SCUMBAGS LIKE YOU ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE NO RIGHT TO LIVE!" shouted the plumber in green with extreme rage. "NO RIGHT TO LIVE AT ALL! I WILL AVENGE ALL THE YUKKURIS YOU'VE KILLED! EVERY SINGLE..." Before he could finish speaking, Easy Yu-Man charged at him at a fast speed, hitting him in the face with his elbow while striking a pose. Luigi fell on his back, but he got back up again while rubbing his face. "I won't give up so easily...! I am a Smashers, so..." He was once again interrupted by Easy Yu-Man, who elbowed his head from above, smashing his face against the ground.

"Lololol! I have no idea what you're saying! All I know is that you are getting in our way, and those who do so will get ouchies!" said the muscular man in a mocking tone.

Screaming in rage, Luigi forced himself back up and attempted to throw a punch at Easy Yu-Man, but the latter easily avoided it and then hit him with an uppercut in the chin, sending him back through the air. The plumber in green landed on his head and then fell on his face, but despite this, he got back up, gritting his teeth in anger.

"That's enough, Luigi," said a voice coming from behind him. "We've seen and heard what you did. You did well, and we cannot be any prouder of your actions!"

Luigi turned around to see who was speaking to him, and when he saw that person, tears immediately filled with eyes, and joy entered his heart. "YOU GUYS!"

He found himself looking at none other than his fellow Smashers, though not all of them. Those present were Captain Falcon, Ganondorf, Mario, Link, Fox, Falco, Pit, and Dark Pit.

"You did well, so let us take it from here!" Captain Falcon said to him with a smile. He was the one who spoke earlier.

TO BE CONTINUED

How did the other Smashers get to World YB if it is Iso-Locked? Find out next chapter!

Easy Yu-Man is an OC, and his design is based on a character I found in yukkuri abuse pictures.