SBS Time!
Anonymous: I wonder what will happen if the people of OYP accidentally goes to the real Gensokyo? Would their madness think that the Touhou characters are just full-bodied yukkuris?
Game2002: Maybe, and they'll get beaten up when they try to attack those girls. Yukkuris are evolving and adapting! That must be what they're thinking.

Please stayed tune for a preview of my upcoming Touhou/Suicide Squad crossover at the end of the chapter!

Big shout out to SonicBlue92 for his extremely positive reviews, which made me motivated to pump out this chapter fast! Hope to see you review more often!

Chapter 13
Easy Smashing

With the arrival of the rest of the Smashers, things were starting to look good for the yukkuris. The people from World OYP were in no way a match for the Smashers. Even a single Smasher could easily take down several people all by themselves.

An abuser was holding a scared chen in his hand while threatening it with a hammer. He was actually using the yukkuri as a hostage to protect himself from Snake, who was approaching him. "Don't come any closer!" he said to the latter. "Or else I'll hammer..." Before he could finish speaking, Snake fired from his gun in a blink of an eye at his forehead. He shot him with a tranquilizer that put him to sleep, and the chen ran off while crying afterwards.

"How dare you kill my friend?!" shouted one abuser angrily as he ran towards Snake from behind to hit him with a hammer. Without turning around, Snake thrust his elbow backwards and hit that guy in the face, knocking him out.

"I simply gave him a good night's sleep, so calm down," he said to the passed out abuser.

Several yukkuris were screaming in terror as they ran from a frightening abuser. Said abuser was wearing a ragged, dark blue business suit with a red tie. He had long, messy brown hair that was covered in dust and leaves. His face was one that could easily strike fear to those who see it. His eyes were white, and his mouth was wide open in a manner that made him look more like a beast than a man.

The abuser "roared" loudly as he ran after the yukkuris. He eventually caught up with an alice that was lagging behind and tore her in two immediately before going after the others. The man leaped forward and managed to land in the center of the group of running yukkuris, crushing some of them underfoot. He then bent down and spun while swinging his hand to swat the other yukkuris away. They younger ones were injured upon landing.

Falco arrived at the scene just in time to see what he was doing and angrily shouted at him, "Hey you!" The abuser turned to look at the pheasant, and when the latter saw him, he was surprised. "You... It's you!"

Fox arrived and asked Falco, "You know him?"

"I can never forget that face..." said Falco. "There's no way none of us will ever forget him... Arnold!"

"Arnold?! That's Arnold?!" asked Fox in surprise.

Arnold was the chairman of Yu-Abuse Incorporated, a company that produced gadgets used for abusing yukkuris. He absolutely loathed yukkuris for no reason other than the belief that all humans are born to abuse and hate them. He was against the Smashers and attempted to thwart their plan of moving all the yukkuris out of World OYP, but failed. Since then, he went insane and had been spotted running around the countryside and wilderness occasionally, behaving more like a wild animal than a person.

"To think that I would see you again... Look at what a pitiful state you've become!" Falco said to Arnold.

As if recognizing who he was, Arnold let out a loud roar at the pheasant and then slowly moved in his direction on all fours.

"Quite an animal you have become, huh?" Falco asked him. "Are you going to come after me for revenge? I'll be glad to take on you a second time!"

Arnold let out another roar before running towards Falco. The latter responded by setting his leg on fire in a blink of an eye while performing a fast forward flip, hitting Arnold above the head with his fiery foot.

SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

The ground cracked as Arnold got smashed against it. As if that wasn't enough, a fiery shockwave spread out around Falco a short distance, burning up everything in its way. This was the result of his haki training. The pheasant looked at the charred and seemingly unconscious Arnold and said, "You lose again!"

"Quite an overkill..." said Fox, who just avoided the shockwave by jumping back into the air.

"There's no need to show mercy or hold back when facing someone as crazy as him!" said Falco. "He deserves every ounce of beating given to him!"

"Geez... I wonder if the readers will be disappointed to see that his grand return was cut short like this..." said Fox, breaking the fourth wall.

A guy with a yellow Mohawk for his hairstyle was somewhere abusing some yukkuris. He wore a black vest over a white shirt and a pair of denim jeans, and he had a pair of shades. His appearance was like that of a typical street punk.

He had stuffed all the children of a particular reimu into her mouth, and his hand on on its head, ready to press it down to make the yukkuri crush its children with its teeth. "This is what I do to my pets whenever they have children against my permission. How I miss doing that!" said the abuser with enthusiasm. "I will make you go through the same thing I made my pets go through! This is what happens to yukkuris who do not have my consent of having children!"

The feet of the koyukkuris were burned beforehand, so they were unable to escape from their parent's mouth and were crying for help. The parent was trying to speak with its mouth held open, telling the abuser to stop. Standing around them were several other similar-looking abusers, all of whom were cheering for him to kill those yukkuris fast. There were also squashed and dead yukkuris around the place, an evident that the abusers had killed several others previously, and probably in the same manner.

The abuser was about to press down the reimu's mouth to crush its children when suddenly Brawler came flying towards him and hit him in the side of the head with a flying kick. The Mii knocked away the abuser, who got back up and looked at the android as the latter got into to a fighting stance. "Who are you and what are you doing?!" he angrily asked the Mii.

"Someone here to stop your atrocious and cruel acts!" Brawler angrily said to him. "I may not be human, but even I have concern for life, something you people do not have!"

"Atrocious and cruel acts? We are doing the society a big favor by doing the civic duty of getting rid of pests!" the abuser angrily said to him, and the others agreed with him. "Yukkuris are an annoyance to the society and must be dealt with!"

"Then try more humane methods! Such violent and cruel ways are not acceptable!" said Brawler.

"They deserve it! They do and say bad things, demand sweets rudely, invade houses, and repopulate without our consent! They deserve to be punished cruelly so that they will learn, which they never seem to do so!" the abuser told him.

"Assuming what you said about yukkuris are true, then you are even worse than them!" said Brawler. "You deserve to be treated worse if that is the case!"

"How dare you say we are worse than yukkuris?! You dare compare us to them?! That does it! You yukkuri lovers are going too far!" said one abuser standing at the side. The others agreed with him and started showing signs of attacking Brawler, who was undaunted.

A whirlwind suddenly entered the scene, carrying away some of the abusers. They looked and saw that it was Swordfighter who did that. The sword-wielding Mii was soon accompanied by Gunner, Duck, and Hunt. "Yield, evildoers, and we shalt show ye mercy!" Swordfighter said to them. "I may walk the way of the sword, but even I do not condone the use of violence if it can be avoided!"

"Don't bother reasoning with them," Gunner said to him. "These people are beyond reasoning! They know nothing but violence!" Hunt barked in agreement.

"We'll show you that we are not to be messed with!" one abuser said, and when he ran at the Miis, the others joined him.

Brawler rushed at that abuser and punched and kicked him fast nonstop before punching him towards the other abusers. He was like a bowling ball in the way that he sent most of them flying when he flew into them. Swordfighter then swung his sword to somehow create and send forth a whirlwind that caught and sent them for a spin. The whirlwind eventually dissipated, thus resulting in the victims being thrown into the air in various directions. Gunner aimed at them with her arm cannon and fired green beams at them, knocking them one by one back onto the ground, where they seemingly passed out.

One abuser was still able to move and tried to crawl away, but Duck and Hunt got onto his back to press him down with their combined weight.

The Miis then gave each other a high five for their job well done. "Don't celebrate just yet," said Gunner afterwards. "There are more of these people."

"Indeed," said Brawler with a nod. "Our comrades are doing their best subduing them, so let's help them the best we can!"

"Mario!" Yoshi exclaimed happily when he saw his familiar plumber friend entering the park with Luigi.

"Yoshi! How are things here?" Mario asked him.

"Going okay," replied the dinosaur. "Most of the abusers became scared and ran away when I beat up their champion. Trust me when I said that guy is persistent..."

Suddenly, there was a loud roar, so they turned to see people and yukkuri running away, as the Role Model had gotten back up and ran back into the park on all fours to once again slay yukkuris. Yoshi cried in frustration upon seeing him again.

"What's with that guy?!" asked Luigi in shock, terrified by his intimidating appearance and wild behavior.

"He's insane! That's all you need to know!" replied Yoshi.

"Don't-a worry! I'll make a short-a work outta him!" said Mario before running towards the Role Model. The plumber leaped high into the air and in the large man's direction. He landed onto the latter's back with such a force that a shockwave was released, and the Role Model and was crushed against the grassy ground. A crater was even created.

Luigi and Yoshi both had their eyes sticking out and mouths fallen all the way to the ground as a result of being shocked by what Mario just did. This was the first time they saw him doing something as devastating as this. Mario left the Role Model's back by flipping back into the air and landing perfectly on both feet. Adjusting his cap, the plumber said with a smile, "That's-a that!"

However, he was surprised to see the Role Model getting back up. Mario expected him to come after him as payback, but the latter ignored him and ran towards where yukkuris were instead. "See? I told you he's persistent! That guy won't stop going after yukkuris no matter what!" Yoshi told Mario. "He completely ignores everything else and gets back up no matter how badly you beat him up!"

"Looks-a like theez one will take quite a few hits!" said Mario. "I won't-a have issue using lotsa haki eef that-a eez da case!" The plumber ran after the Role Model and caught up to his side. Lighting his fist on fire, Mario unleashed a fiery haki-imbued punch at the Role Model's head. The powerful punch sent the large man rolling along the ground at a fast speed, but immediately upon coming to a stop, he continued running on all fours towards some escaping yukkuris.

Mario ran after the Role Model, but the latter seemed to run faster than before and was getting closer and closer to the yukkuris. Yoshi ran towards Mario to give him a lift, as the former was the faster runner compared to him. The Role Model was just about to catch up with the yukkuris and swing his arm at them when Yoshi caught up next to him and rammed into his side to make him flinch. Mario then leaped off Yoshi with both hands held over his head. He fell towards the Role Model's head and brought down his hands onto his head hard.

Mario then dropped in front of the Role Model before unleashing an uppercut that knocked him high into the air. Bending down, Mario leaped high into the air and caught the Role Model by one foot. The plumber swung him in circles a few times before hurling him towards the ground hard.

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

Before the Role Model could get back up, Yoshi jumped at him and dropped onto his belly, pressing him hard with his weight. The Role Model let out a painful-sounding roar before seemingly passing out. Yoshi got off him as Mario came over, and the former said, "Seriously! Stay down!"

Suddenly, the Role Model moved his limbs while crying out loud. The two Smashers thought they had to continue beating him up when Luigi ran over with his hands covered in electricity. He grabbed the Role Model's neck and zapped him for several seconds, and then the large, insane man finally passed out. Wiping his forehead, Luigi said, "Phew... That should do it..."

"Good-a job, Luigi!" Mario said to him.

"I'm not sure if that will really keep him down..." said Yoshi with doubt.

Seeing the yukkuris the Role Model was previously chasing cowering not too far away, Mario went over to them to tell them that it was all right now. Some of them were afraid that he was dangerous, but some thanked him, though they still showed signs of fear and doubt. A fat reimu rudely said to him, "S***ty geezer! S***ty geezer is pretending to be nice to deibu, but the great deibu will not fall for s***ty geezer's lies! If s***ty geezer wants the great deibu to forgive him, then hand over sweet-sweets at once!"

"Mamamia... A scum yukkuri..." grumbled Mario.

A woman with long brown hair wearing a pink shirt and a pair of denim jeans was laughing maniacally as she strangled a chen with a string. The cat-like yukkuri tried to gasp for air, even though yukkuris had no need for breathing. The woman tightened the string more and more until it cut the yukkuri in half. The two halves were still moving despite the condition, though it was clear there was not much time left for the chen.

The other yukkuris that saw this turned to run. The woman continued laughing maniacally as she took out a rubber band and shot it using her fingers at a marisa from behind, causing it to fall on its face and losing its hat. The yukkuri tried to reach for its hat, but the woman picked up the former before it could get to the accessory and then bound the rubber band around it. This caused great pain to the yukkuri.

The woman kept on laughing as she took out more rubber bands to bind the same yukkuri over and over until it was covered almost entirely in rubber bands, and small ones at that, so the bondage was incredibly tight. The marisa's eyes even looked like they were going to pop out, and black bean fillings were actually starting to come out of its mouth.

The woman dropped the yukkuri onto the ground and then crushed it underfoot, stomping it multiple times and rubbing her shoe against it to make sure that it was completely crushed beyond recognition. The woman laughed manically and loudly as she looked at the escaping yukkuris in the distance and then went after them. She took out more rubber bands to shoot at the yukkuris from behind, causing some of them to fall forward. The smaller ones were injured and even vomited their fillings due to having more delicate skin.

She approached the koyukkuris that were knocked onto the ground and then took out a thread with a long needle attached to it. Using the thread and needle, she pierced the koyukkuris, removed the needle, and then tied the thread together to create a "yukkuri necklace." The koyukkuris cried in pain and also for their parents while struggling in futile, while the woman just laughed maniacally.

Some of their parents ran back to rescue their children, but less responsible parents continued running to save their own hides instead. The parents tossed themselves at the woman, hitting her legs in an attempt to, perhaps, knock her over, but it was doing nothing. The woman laughed as she kicked them away and even stomped them, and the children on the "necklace" continued crying.

Suddenly, an arrow made of white light was shot at the woman from the front, knocking her on her back. The yukkuri necklace fell next to her, and the koyukkuris on it were somehow unharmed from the fall, at least not a lot.

Pit ran to the scene and told the yukkuris to escape fast. He reached for the yukkuri necklace, but the woman grabbed the other side and pulled. "Let go of them at once, lady! You shouldn't be doing this sort of cruel thing to yukkuris!" Pit told her, but she simply responded by laughing in the same way.

The pulling eventually caused the the thread to rip, and some of the koyukkuris flew into the air and back onto the ground, splattering upon impact. Pit was horrified to see that he was responsible for their deaths. The woman then ran after the yukkuris that escaped. Not wanting her to hurt anymore yukkuris, Pit flew after and caught her from behind. "Please, lady, don't do this! I don't want to hurt you, so please stop..." The woman managed to shake him off and then kicked her a few times before going after the yukkuris again.

Pit went after the woman again, and after catching her, he carried her into the air. The woman continued laughing as she struggled to break free from his grasp, and he told her not to move too much, as she might fall as a result. He carried her as far as he could from the scene, and the woman's struggling eventually caused him to loose her grip on her. Pit gasped as she watched the woman fall towards the pavement below, but Ganondorf suddenly showed up from the side and caught her in his hands. Pit sighed with relief, knowing that she was safe.

"Still want to abuse them?" the Gerudo asked the woman as he put her down. The woman looked to the side and saw a yukkuri there, so she laughed maniacally as she attempted to go after them. Ganondorf stopped her by suddenly pushing her into a nearby lamppost, banging her head against it multiple times until she passed out.

Pit landed next to him and said, "That's a very rough way to treat a lady, Mister Ganondorf..."

"I don't discriminate when it comes to violence," replied the Gerudo.

Captain Falcon and Link were at a loss at how to deal with their opponents. Standing in front of them were a large amount of children, and there was an old man standing at the back. Said old man looked kind and gentle. He had a large, white, puffy beard and a puffy mustache. His attire consisted of a brown vest worn over a light brown shirt and a pair of coffee-colored trousers. He wore a red knit cap and was smoking a pipe.

"Um, kids... It would be nice if you refrain from hurting those yukkuris..." Captain Falcon said to them. Indeed, those kids were all hurting and killing yukkuris.

The kids replied rudely, telling them to go away and let them have their fun. They even said profanities, which disturbed the two Smashers. "Now, now, you wouldn't want to take away the happiness of cute, innocent children, don't you?" the old man said to them in a gentle-sounding voice and with a cheerful face.

"Innocent? Why would innocent children do something like this?! They're already corrupted!" Link said to him.

"They're simply having fun! Abusing yukkuris is a part of everyone's childhood!" the old man said to him in between taking puffs from his pipe. "If you have a heart, then please let these children have their fun. They haven't abused yukkuris in ages!"

Looking around, Captain Falcon said to Link, "You know, it would be really useful if one of us here can use Conqueror's Haki... I simply do not have it in me to hit children..."

"Me too... It feels wrong..." agreed the Hylian.

Holding his pipe in his mouth, the old man picked up a frightened and crying Marisa and then removed its hat. The marisa cried while jumping and down on his hand to get back the hat, but the old man dropped the former onto the ground before tearing the hat into pieces. The marisa watched in horror as its torn hat slowly fell to the ground, and it cried about not being to take it easy from now on without it. A little girl then picked up the marisa and pulled off its braids and then its hair while laughing happily.

Realizing that he needed to relight his pipe, the old man took out a match. Instead of lighting his pipe right away, he picked up a crying reimu and was about to use the match to burn it from below when suddenly a sword was placed in front of his neck. "Drop the yukkuri," said the voice of an angry Dark Pit from behind him.

All the children stopped what they were doing to look at the old man, and they were shocked. Captain Falcon said to the black angel, "Dark Pit! Don't do anything reckless!"

"Listen to your friend, young one," the old man said to Dark Pit in an unfazed tone. "Surely you will not hurt an old man, right? It is considered an unethical..." Before he could finish speaking, Dark Pit pulled his sword away before pushing the old man onto the ground face first, hitting his forehead against it hard and seemingly knocking him out.

"I have no issues hurting old people," said Dark Pit.

Seeing this, the children got angry and began shouting at Dark Pit, saying that he hurt "Papa Byuse." They ran at him to attack him, but Dark Pit pulled out two red shields, the Guardian Orbitars, and held it around himself. The shields generated larger force fields that surrounded him almost completely, keeping the children from coming in. All they could do was pound against the force field in vain.

Looking at Captain Falcon and Link, he asked them, "Mind if I teach them a lesson?"

"If by beating the living daylights out of them, then that's out of question! Hurting young children is going too far!" replied Link.

"Then what do you expect me to do? Are you going to let them keep this up all day? Not that I mind, since they won't succeed in doing anything anyway," said Dark Pit.

"He has a point," said Captain Falcon. "We still have to find a way to subdue these children without hurting them."

Suddenly, a large portal appeared behind them, grabbing their attentions. The head of a purple mechanical dragon slowly came out of it, followed by a body that took the form of a tank-like vehicle. Its massive shadow of its equally massive size covered all those looking at it, and they had looks of shock on their faces. The children were scared and ran for their lives, while the three Smashers backed away from the mechanical monstrosity slowly. The Yukkurinator Mk. III had arrived.

"What is that?!" asked Link in shock.

"Something tells me that it's their trump card..." said Captain Falcon.

"Going all out, aren't they?" asked Dark Pit, who looked the least shocked out of the three. "This should be fun!"

Inside the cockpit located at the body, Elrond watched the Smashers through a monitor, which showed him whatever the eyes of the dragon head was seeing. Speaking into a microphone, he broadcast his voice for those outside to hear. "Citizens of this place, the time has come for you to face your punishment! This is your punishment for taking away what rightfully belongs to us! We gave you a path to walk out of this fate, but you refused to do so! You forced us to take the extreme, so suffer and regret that you made the wrong choice! We shall take back the yukkuris and leave your place in a state of ruins for what you did to us!"

TO BE CONTINUED

Arnold is back, and he's out again... I think he deserves it.

And if you haven't realized it yet, Papa Byuse is a pun on "papa abuse."

Unlike the teaser in the previous chapter, the following scene WILL be in the story, though it may be altered slightly for the final release.

Deadshot, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Bronze Tiger, Killer Croc, Killer Frost, and El Diablo were all seated on the floor in an empty and high tech-looking room. Standing in front of them was Amanda Waller, who took out a remote control and pressed a button on it to make a monitor appear on a wall. "As you're well aware, months ago, the Justice League had taken in several new members, all of whom are female," she said before pressing another button.

Pressing that button caused several pictures to appear on the screen, and each of those pictures showed the girls of Gensokyo, casual pictures taken when they came into this world months ago. "Any one of them look familiar to you?" she asked.

"Yeah, I remember that bloody redhead..." said Captain Boomerang while looking at the picture of Raiko posing happily with Benben and Yatsuhashi. It was a picture taken when they were at the concert held in front of the Flash museum.

Killer Croc saw a picture of Alice, which also showed Marisa standing next to her, and growled in anger. He was still angry at her for defeating him that time.

"They ruined Miser J and my fun! I remember that one beating me up!" said Harley angrily while pointing at a picture of a bored-looking Reimu standing next to a cheerful-looking Marisa, who was giving a peace sign.

"Yeah, sure do," said Deadshot when he saw a picture of Eirin, who was posing alongside Reisen, Kaguya, and Tewi. "Haven't seen them in a while. But then, I was in prison all this time..."

"You won't be seeing them again, because they have returned to their own world," said Waller. "They came from an alternate universe, and the Justice League took them under their wings until they could find a way back to their own world, which they did so months ago. As far as I'm concerned, every single one of them left. However, there was one thing they did not take back with them, and we have been keeping it in our custody all this time."

"And the Justice League doesn't know anything about it?" asked Killer Frost.

"They don't, and we have even lesser intention of letting them know about this now," replied Waller. "We've been trying to find out more about this thing all this time, and we managed to make some discoveries, one of them being that we shouldn't let it run loose."

"Let me guess: this thing finally ran loose, and you want us to either get it back or destroy it?" Deadshot asked her.

"Preferably the latter," said Waller.