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Chapter 14
Uneasy Enemy
The appearance of the gigantic tank-like monstrosity known as the Yukkurinator Mk. III shocked the child abusers so much that they fled for their lives, while Captain Falcon, Dark Pit, and Link remained in place to look at it in shock and awe. "Don't you think it's overkill to bring out something like this?" asked Captain Falcon.
"I don't think overkill is in their dictionary when it involves yukkuri abuse..." said Link. "Trust me when I say they go to great lengths just to hurt and kill yukkuris..."
"Overkill or not, I'm sure this will prove to be a fun challenge," said Dark Pit, looking forward to bringing down the massive vehicle.
Inside the cockpit of the Yukkurinator, Elrond turned on the vehicle's scanning system used for detecting all the yukkuris in the surrounding area. The monochrome screen on the control panel showed him a map of the area, and blinking dots on it referred to the presence of yukkuris. "Time for you to suffer, you degenerates!" said Elrond in a cold tone, referring to those living buns.
Pressing a button on the control panel, two particular parts of the Yukkurinator's body opened, and long arms with jagged claws for hands came out. With a fast speed, the claws reached into the buildings at the sides, piercing through the walls. When the claws came back out, they were holding inside them several pieces of debris and even pieces of furniture. The cries of yukkuris could be heard coming from inside the claws.
"You cannot hide from me!" said Elrond coldly. He pressed another button, and then the interior of the closed claws heated up drastically in a matter of seconds. The stuff inside burned up along with the yukkuris. High-pitched screams of agony could heard coming from inside the claws, and they soon became silent. The yukkuris were burned to death.
"How dare he?!" said Captain Falcon angrily upon seeing what happened.
"I won't let you do this any longer!" said Link as he readied his bow and arrow. After channeling haki into the arrowhead, Link let loose the arrow at the part of the body underneath the head. However, the arrow bounced off the metallic exterior harmlessly. "Darn it! Either that thing is really hard or my haki didn't strengthen the arrow enough!"
"You just have to hit the right spot!" said Dark Pit as he flew into the air and aimed an arrow made of dark energy at one of the dragon head's eyes. He fired the arrow at the target, but one of the claws came in front of the arrow to deflect it.
"You will not interfere! You have already done enough of that, so it is time that you stop!" said Elrond angrily. The dragon head stretched forward in a flexible manner. The mouth opened, and then a stream of fire shot out at the Smashers down below, so they ran for it. The claws, on the other hand, went for Dark Pit, trying to either catch him or swat him out of the air. The angel flew around at a fast speed to avoid them while firing dark energy arrows at the machine, but they failed to do anything to it.
A wall of fire was created as the result of the fiery attack, separating the two grounded Smashers from the Yukkurinator. Elrond continued to attack the buildings around him with the claws. Walls were destroyed, and some buildings were torn in half, revealing yukkuris that were inside them. The yukkuris and their pet owners screamed as they ran, but the claws came down onto them and crushed them before they could get far.
"Hey! You're even attacking the people! That's going too far!" said Captain Falcon angrily.
"Yeah! I thought you have limits to doing this?!" asked Link.
"The people of this world deserve punishment for thinking they have the right to keep the yukkuris!" said Elrond. "It is even a graver crime to think that we are in the wrong for hurting them! They have no idea about the our lifestyle, and yet they dare be our judge and rule us out as guilty! In that case, we have every right to call them guilty and bring down judgment on them too!"
"You're insane! I have enough of reasoning with you! You're going down!" said Link angrily as he fired another arrow, this time with a bomb attached to the arrowhead. However, the result was the same, despite the explosive effect.
"I have enough of reasoning with the likes of you as well! You shall all perish for your stubbornness!" said Elrond angrily. The Yukkurinator moved forward, going through the wall of fire harmlessly while continuing to attack with the flamethrower in its mouth. All the while, the claws swung all over the place, destroying the buildings at the sides and killing any yukkuris inside.
Captain Falcon and Link moved away from the Yukkurinator and its fiery attack, and the former said, "We have to stop it before it lays waste to this place!"
"Any ideas? This thing may be tougher than we think..." said Link.
"We didn't undergo a week of training for nothing! We'll definitely be able to destroy it!" said Captain Falcon with confidence. "Let's warn the others of this first, and then we'll fight it together!"
The hunch that there was more than one transdimensional machine was correct after all. Kamui and R.O.B. traveled around the lab in search of them, and they found four that had quite a few people pouring into them. After beating up the people there, they shut off the machines instead of destroying them, reasoning that they might be of use in the near future.
After shutting down four of them, Kamui asked R.O.B., "Are there any more?"
"I am detecting a large spike in energy, the same kind as the transdimensional machines are giving off, so there is at least one more," replied the robot.
"Where is it?" Kamui asked him.
"My sensor indicates that it is coming from below us," replied R.O.B.
"Below? But this is the first floor," Kamui reminded him. "Are you saying that there's a basement we don't know about?"
"That is likely the case," replied the robot.
"Then let's look for it fast!" suggested the silver-haired woman.
A family of five had taken over a particular restaurant. The family considered of a father, a mother, two sons, and a daughter. After successfully scaring out all the people in the restaurant using sharp kitchen utensils, they began to make a meal out of yukkuris they've managed to capture.
The mother sang happily as she covered koyukkuris in batter and then threw into a sizzling pan of oil to deep fry them. As the koyukkuris were still alive, their screams filled the kitchen as the scalding oil burned them and slowly turned the batter covering their bodied gold and crispy. Some died after the cooking process was done, but some were still alive, even if barely.
The father sang happily as he tied up a bunch of koremilias to keep them from flying and then put them into a steaming pot. As remilias were filled with assorted, grounded meat, it was just like cooking Chinese meat buns.
The daughter happily skewered four komystias at once using a long wooden stick and then placed them onto a grill alongside other skewered koyukkuris. Screams filled their air as the young mystias felt their bodies being burned badly, but to the daughter, it was like music to her ears.
"The jelly should be done!" said the younger son as he went over to a refrigerator and opened it. He took out a large glass bowl filled with jelly, and encased inside it were koyukkuris, all of which had frozen looks of horror on their faces, though one could still see their eyes looking around.
Setting the jelly onto the table, he then went to a blender and poured water into it before throwing some kotenshis into it. Rather than having a look of horror on their faces, the young tenshi yukkuris looked excited, despite their impending doom. The younger son turned on the blender to turn the koyukkuris into peach juice.
The older son happily threw a bunch of koreimus into a pot of boiling water. Most types of yukkuris melt in water, and the high temperature made these koyukkuris melt even faster. They screamed as they slowly melted away into the boiling water, dying it with the dark red coloring of their red bean paste fillings. Within minutes, the pot of boiling water became a pot of red bean soup.
All the while, adult yukkuris were placed at the sides and watched in horror at their children being prepared as food. Their feet were burned so that they could not move. Because adult yukkuris were considered too big to prepare properly, koyukkuris were used to prepare as food instead. This wasn't to say that no adults were used as food. One particular reimu was seen on a grill with its mouth sewed shut and seemingly dead from the heat. When it was properly grilled, the father got a knife and cut off the top part of its head to reveal some koreimus inside. They were stuffed into the parent's mouth beforehand, which then got sewed up so that the parent couldn't open it to let them out, and then the parent was grilled over fire. The children inside were cooked as a result.
When they were finally done cooking, the family brought out the cooked goods onto a round table and sat down around it to enjoy their meal. Just as they were going to began eating, the older son said, "How about a little show before we start eating? There's something I've been wanting to try out, and this is the perfect opportunity!"
He went into the kitchen and came back out about a minute later with a reimu on a tray and a glowing, red knife. "What are you going to do, big brother?" asked the younger brother.
"I heated this knife to 10,000 degrees and am going to use it to cut this yukkuri!" replied the older brother. "Cutting up yukkuris is fun, so imagine how much more fun it will be to cut them with a burning knife!"
The rest of the family agreed that this would be fun, so the brother slowly brought down the knife onto the terrified reimu, which was begging for mercy. Because of its burned feet, it couldn't run. The reimu screamed in agony as the incredibly hot knife touched its head, and the pain worsened as the brother slowly pushed it through its body. The knife was so hot that immediately after coming in contact with the yukkuri, the latter was set on fire. The yukkuri screamed as the brother slowly cut it in half, all the while being burned.
The rest of the family laughed and clapped their hands, and the brother gave a bow after he was done cutting the yukkuri in half completely. He then splashed a glass of water onto the burning yukkuri to put out the fire. Needless to say, the yukkuri was now a charred pile of mess on the tray.
Suddenly, the door was kicked down, and Falco and Fox stepped in, the former holding a gun in his hand. "All right! Meal time's over!" said the angry pheasant. "The folks out there told me what happened! You're all under arrest for using this place without permission and killing yukkuris!" Following them were quite a number of policemen, armed to the toe.
In no time, the whole family was arrested and led out, all the while ranting angrily about how they hadn't had their meal yet. Fox and Falco looked at the prepared dishes on the table with disgust, and the former said, "I can't believe they eat stuff like this... Sure, we ate yukkuris when we first went to that world, but I still can't accept it..."
"As much as I hate to admit it, it actually smells good..." said Falco while eying some of the dishes. He drooled a bit, but his attitude changed when he noticed one of the skewered, grilled mystias twitching. "On second thought..."
Using observation haki that he learned during the week, Fox looked at the door leading into the kitchen and said, "I sense some yukkuris in there. Better go help them." He turned back to look at the table and was surprised to see Yoshi and Kirby there, eying the yukkuri dishes with saliva running down their mouths. "Wha?! When did you two get here?!"
They were suddenly surprised by the sound of an explosion as well as the floor shaking. Wondering what happened, all those inside the restaurant ran outside. They were shocked to see the Yukkurinator approaching from the distance while destroying the buildings around itself.
"Whoa geez! What is that?!" gasped Falco.
BGM: Final Boss Phase 1 (Sonic Colors)
The Yukkurinator roared as it used its claws to capture yukkuris hiding inside the buildings and then burned them inside the claws. It also fired missiles from its body to cause mass destruction. The people ran for their lives as the massive mechanical monstrosity approached. Policemen were firing from their guns at the Yukkurinator, but their bullets did nothing.
"Guys! We have to destroy that thing!" Captain Falcon shouted as he ran into the scene with the other Smashers. "Those people are pulling out their trump card!"
"These guys are crazy!" said Fox.
"Can't say I'm surprised by the extent they'll go to just to abuse yukkuris anymore..." said Falco. "Fine! If they want to play rough, we'll play rough too! We'll show them that they've angered the wrong people!"
"Right!" agreed Kirby with a mouthful.
Fox saw that Kirby and Yoshi were chewing on something and said, "You ate those yukkuris?!"
"Sorry... Couldn't resist... They smell too good..." said Yoshi after swallowing his food.
Seeing the Smashers, Elrond said, "You people are the most dangerous, the ones that will most likely stop us, so I will get rid of you here and now!" The dragon head breathed a stream of fire at them, but they got out of the way.
Ganondorf ran towards the giant machine, which responded by swinging down one of its claws. The Gerudo raised his hands into the air and managed to catch the claw, though the impact to his palms still caused him to be pushed down with a force strong enough to make cracks appear around his feet. While he struggled to hold up the claw, Captain Falcon jumped onto it and then ran up its long flexible arm. He made his way close to the top before jumping at the head with one fist pulled back up. "Falcon Punch!"
He channeled haki into his fist before throwing the punch, so this resulted in a more powerful punch, as if the original version wasn't powerful enough. The larger falcon-shaped flame was proof of this boost in power. The almighty fiery punch caused the head to fly back, but it remained attached to its long, snake-like neck.
Growling in anger, Elrond said, "It will take a lot more than a punch to stop the Yukkurinator Mark III! This is built from the finest materials, and Doctor Blak made is so that the likes of you will not be able to destroy it so easily! He learned from his past encounters with you people!"
Hearing this, Link said, "If he really did learn from his past encounters, then he should realize that it's pointless trying to win against us!"
"Yeah! You people clearly haven't learned your lesson yet!" said Falco as he ran towards the Yukkurinator. Fire shot out from his feet in a blink of an eye, shooting him into the air and towards one of the claws. With his feet still on fire, he delivered a powerful fiery kick at one of the claws, knocking it back, but he was unable to sever it.
The Yukkurinator let out a roar as it swung down its other claw, the one Ganondorf caught earlier, at Link. The Hylian channeled haki into his shield as he held it up, and like that, he was able to not only successfully block the attack, but also remain standing, even if bending a little. Channeling haki in to his sword, Link got out from underneath the claw and swung at the arm fast before it pulled back. Though he wasn't able to cut through it completely, he was able to expose the wires inside.
The Yukkurinator pulled back that claw and then breathed fire at Link. Kirby suddenly ran in front of the Hylian, and he was wearing an accessory on his head that resembled a hat with water coming out of it nonstop. Pointing his head at the incoming fire, Kirby somehow increased the volume of the water coming out from the hat to counter the fire. The fire wasn't lacking in power either, so it wasn't doused completely and pushed against the water, resulting in a large amount of steam being formed.
"Where did you get this water power?" Link asked him.
"From the kitchen sink! Figured that water might come in handy for something that uses fire!" replied the pink puffball. He concentrated on releasing a large amount of water to fight back the fire, but there didn't seem to be much progress. Both sides were equal in firepower.
Yoshi, with Mario on his back, ran towards the Yukkurinator. The former leaped as high as he could into the air, and then Mario jumped off his back and towards the head. With his hands on fire, Mario slammed down his fists onto the head hard, hard enough to make it end the flamethrower attack. Kirby's water then shot into the mouth of the dragon head, though it didn't seem to do anything.
Running along the neck, Mario made his way to the body, hoping to do something once he was there. However, electricity came out when he got onto the body, making him cry in pain and jumping back off. Yoshi caught him on his back, however. "Thanks..." said the plumber. "Looks like eet haz a countameasure to keep-a things from getting onto eet..."
"I'll cut it down!" Lucina said as she ran towards the Yukkurinator and swung her sword against the air. She swung so hard that a large air blade was fired, striking the body hard. In fact, she was able to leave behind a gash on the body, but it wasn't deep enough to expose the interior.
Elrond gritted his teeth in anger. He didn't expect the Smashers to actually be able to scratch the Yukkurinator. It didn't matter, because fighting them wasn't the only reason he came for. There was another reason he came here for, and it was time to do that.
He pressed a button that caused the back of the body to open, and several medium-sized machines vaguely shaped like trucks flew out using propellers. They scattered throughout various places, confusing the Smashers as to what they were doing.
"Something tells me that if they are not coming after us, they're going after yukkuris," said Snake.
"Sounds about right," said Fox. "Some of us should go after them, then!"
The Smashers agreed to this, so some of them scattered out to go after those flying machines. Ganondorf, Captain Falcon, Lucina, Dark Pit, and Falco stayed behind to deal with the Yukkurinator.
"You will not interfere with me capturing and bringing back the yukkuris!" Elrond angrily said. He made the Yukkurinator fire missiles at the Smashers who were going after the flying machines.
Kirby saw one missile approaching him, so he sucked it into his mouth, swallowed it, and obtained the ability to transform a missile before flying after the flying machines he was chasing.
Yoshi caught an incoming missile with his tongue and swallowed. He laid out an egg, which he aimed and threw at the flying machines he was after. The egg hit one of the machines, and then the former exploded, taking out the surrounding ones. Swallowing something explosive was more than likely the reason for the explosion.
The other Smashers either avoided the missiles or took them out their own way.
"Face it! Everything you throw at us won't stop us!" Captain Falcon said to Elrond. "It doesn't matter how powerful you are, we will be able to beat you! We have faced all sorts of danger and madmen like you, only to win in the end!"
"Yeah! I alone can defeat you!" boasted Falco.
"I will destroy you all!" Elrond angrily said before swinging down both claws at them, but they got out of the way.
After landing from his jump, Ganondorf created a ball of energy in his hand to throw at the Yukkurinator, but the machine swatted it back to him with its claw. He rolled out of the way in time, though. The Yukkurinator then fired several missiles that flew towards them. Dark Pit flew towards the incoming missiles and, with skillful swinging of his swords, managed to sliced several of them in half, which then exploded all around him without hurting him. The missiles that weren't destroyed were easily avoided by the others.
One of the claws swung down at Lucina. She rolled out of the way fast and then slashed the arm. Though the blade did not make contact with the arm, the former was still able to slice through it completely via the air blade released from the force of the swing. The sight of the claw being severed shocked Elrond.
Lucina ran towards the other claw, which was in the air, and jumped as high as she could at it before swinging her sword to fire another air blade. Elrond pulled back that claw fast to keep it safe, and as Lucina was flying past the front of the head from the jump, he saw this as the opportunity to attack her with the flamethrower. The stream of fire shot out at Lucina, who was shocked and embraced herself for the fiery attack. Dark Pit flew at her at fast speed and managed to push her out of harm's way in the nick of time, however.
"Thanks..." she said to the angel.
"Don't expect any of us to be able to save your reckless hide all the time, so watch what you're doing!" Dark Pit said to her in a frustrated tone.
Shooting fire out of his feet, Falco shot into the air and towards the remaining claw of the Yukkurinator. He flew straight into the open claw, which closed immediately to catch him inside it. Suddenly, the top part of the claw was separated from the lower part when Falco jumped up with one leg covered in fire and pointing up. He attacked with a jumping kick below with such a force that he managed to break it in two.
Landing back onto the remaining part of the claw, Falco ran up the arm and towards the body. He managed to make his way to the body, only to be electrocuted and sent flying back through the air. He fell back onto the ground, but managed to soften the fall somehow by rolling backwards upon landing.
Elrond growled angrily upon seeing that both claws were destroyed. He was not expecting the Smashers to be able to do this sort of damage to the Yukkurinator at all. In order to calm himself down, he told himself that in the very least, they shouldn't have the power to destroy the entire thing. However, he agreed that he had to try something different in order to win rather than attacking them straightforwardly like he was currently doing. He then pulled a particular lever.
The Yukkurinator started to undergo a transformation. Its wheels retracted into its body, while wing-like structures came out from the sides. Powerful flames came out from the underside of the wings, causing the vehicle to slowly rise into the air. The flames created a large amount of smoke and wind when they came out, forcing the Smashers to move back and cover their faces. The Yukkurinator rose higher and higher into the air, going past the height of several buildings.
"Where's it going?" asked Dark Pit.
"He better not think of escaping, because I'm not done with him yet!" said Falco.
Everyone watched as the Yukkurinator kept on rising into the air until it was finally higher than the highest building in the area, perhaps even the entire city. The massive machine then moved towards the highest skyscraper it could find. Once at the top of such a building, the flames became smaller so that the machine slowly descended.
The Yukkurinator landed on top of the skyscraper, and then the voice of Elrond was broadcast louder than usual so that all those down there could hear him. "My patience is wearing thin with you people! You take away the one thing we live for, force us to suffer, and also try to stop us from regaining our meaning of existence! Your crimes know no bounds! For such, I shall destroy this entire place on behalf of everyone from my world! The yukkuris have always belonged to us, and we have every right to do whatever we want with them! Outsiders like you have no right to tell us what to do!"
"You think we're going to let you do that?" Captain Falcon shouted as loudly as he could at the Yukkurinator. "We'll stop you no matter what it takes!"
"We shall take back the yukkuris! We shall repopulate our world with them once again, and you will not stop us!" Elrond said loudly in anger. "Behold the wrath of my world!" He pressed some buttons on the control panel that caused several missiles to shoot out from the Yukkurinator's body. The missiles struck several buildings, but some hit the ground. People scream and ran from the explosions and falling pieces of debris. The machine kept on firing missiles, and in no time, a large portion of the city was on fire.
The Smashers watched in anger at the Yukkurinator raining down destruction. "You're going too far!" said Lucina.
"We have to stop it fast!" said Captain Falcon.
"Like that isn't obvious enough!" Falco said to him.
"Quick! To the top of that building!" said Ganondorf.
"I'll fly up there to deal with it first!" said Dark Pit. "The rest of you make your way to the top yourselves!" He then took off into the air and headed for the skyscraper.
The rest of the Smashers ran as fast as they could towards that skyscraper. "We will protect this world and the yukkuris from the likes of you! You can bet on this!" Captain Falcon angrily said.
BGM Ends
TO BE CONTINUED