WanderingMercAsashi: Yeah, she would do anything to take out people who work for Kaguya, and I cannot blame her.
Ziden POV
Well, that was certainly a good sleep, down at nine and it is now, 5AM, no sun yet, so I guess that is just fine. I see a tuft of gray or is it silver? I dunno, hair blocking my view, and something soft against my palm, I'm gonna squeeze, too lazy to look down.
" ah." That was a sigh, a content and pleasurable one, I've been around the block to know what is in my hand and my hand moves off of it. That was a boob, Eirin's boob. Seems she got into my be, no, yeah she got in, the instant she got here, she went downstairs and worked from sundown to now.
In fact, I noticed that my room has more than one invader. A futon is on the floor and it contains the Mage, Patchouli, she's been awfully close around me since the Kanako thing and she seems really familiar, just like Sakuya and Yukari, just like in the manor, made my closet her sleeping space.
Ah, I need to pee. Nature calls and I do not avoid its call. So i made sure to slip out of bed to not awaken Eirin, she's been through hell enough as is. The coolness of the house breezes along my flesh, no doubt everyone is asleep and rest-
BANG CRACK STOMP STOMP STOMP Click!
Well, that was the sound of the door being kicked in and that was the sound of boots slamming down and that was the sound of Assault rifles being aimed at me, cops, all heavily armored too. That commotion did wake up some, mainly Eirin as i could hear her stirring.
" So this is where that Pharmacist went huh, trying to hide here in this nice lil house where she thinks I can't find her?" Out of the crowd of like 15, came a heavy set man, i can see his fat rolls jiggling through his outfit and another fellow coming up with him, pretty boy with long blonde hair.
" Sure seems like it boss, almost makes it seem like she is trying to run from us." The male was gazing me up something hard as out of the corner of my eyes, I see Eirin slowly moving to him.
" What's going o-" Once she left the door, I notice two things, one, she is wearing the sheets as a dress, which makes me think, she just got into my bed all natural. 2, the fear on her face when she sees these people but then sees me and calms down. She slowly moves behind me.
"Heh, you really think that pretty boy is gonna stop us from getting to you!? Get real, thanks to you, we can beat down homeless drug addicts and look like Saints to the common people!" Wow, I forgot how bad DC cops were after Chucky left to become a Hunter. Also, pretty boy, yeah, I'm beating these guys down.
" You are all awful for the things you Earthlings have done to me, far worst than the people of the past!" They're laughing at her now, well, guess I got no choice now.
" Enough of this, open fire and try not to hit the woman!" ANd I'm not dealing with that, lift my hand up, focus energy to my hand and boom, I see fires exploding from guns and literally melting into slush. " What the hell! Get to the cars, we made sure to came prepared!" The sound of stomping feet racing out of the house and I made sure to follow after making sure Eirin went back into the room.
And out onto the front yard I landed, out here in my Pajamas, I feel silly and now I see them coming out of their trucks. Strapped up in weapons and aiming them right at me. A snap of my fingers and Crimson Edge appears in my hands.
" A Red Sword...didn't I hear something about a guy with a red sword?" Oh? One of the cops may have heard of me.
" Don't worry, we'll gun this guy down and make sure to make it seem like he was just some street thug trying to rob this place." The fat chief really is trying to cover his bases.
No worries, all I have to do is bow down, get a good center of gravity and then da-
KABOOOM!
That, was alot of red spears coming from the skies and raining down on the cars behind them and alot of the cops got speared down to the ground, minus the fat guy, he somehow got the hell out of dodge. He can move fast for a fat fella. And all I see is bright red blur tearing through the horde of remaining cops, screaming and bullets firing around.
And by tearing through, I do mean tearing through, I see bodies torn in half and the yard is just stained red. Kids are gonna be awake in an hour or two, might be some up now hearing the noises, the sound of gunshots are deafening and it is something else to see a vampire tear things apart like this.
" Are you having fun?" And there is a maid next to me and it startled the hell out of me. " Seems you are enjoying Lady Remilia's work."
" Well, I guess. Not happy she is stealing my kills but yeah." And I literally see her holding someone's arm in her teeth before beating the poor guy's skull in with the butt of the gun, I can just hear the crunches as the skull gives out.
"...It has been some time since seeing you, you know." Huh? You act like you've met me before, no, that silver hair...perhaps...i should do a sneaky.
" Not sure who you mean, I only remember one Silver haired youth and ain't no way you're her. too Prim and proper." I remember her well, and she was not proper at all.
Oh, she actually looks annoyed at that. " Now now...I am fairly certain that that youth can easily gain manners befitting a lady if she desired it."
" Nope, not in the slightest. She was like a Gorilla with knives, the opposite of a lady." Hah, that ought to- GAH! THAT IS A KNIFE IN MY SIDE AND AN ARM CHOKING MY NECK.
" Who are you calling a damn gorilla, you oversized fire chicken!?" Oh god, it really is her, Gods why did she come back violenter!? Pretty sure that is not a word but help! Goodness, she let my poor neck go.
" Gahhhh, jeez, what cruelties Sylvia." So she is the same one, great, I have Dad stuff now.
Alright, guess I have to explain, during that time travel fiasco, I came across a village that was slaughtered by a vampire, clogs wearing bastard that fucked me up when I was a kid with Yukari. Well, kid is wrong, more like, Plucky dumbass, dude tore me apart and bit through my heart. Apparently, that Vamp has been going around and messing up folks, He murdered Silvia's parents and almost murdered her had I not kicked a door into him. He killed and converted two kids of a noble British family and I watched over them both for almost a hundred straight years before letting the oldest handle things. Told her to get servants to take care of the house and head to Gensokyo if things get too dicey.
Lets see, he also attacked a British mage family and burned down their magic collection, I saved the kid back in the 1900s and she made me promise her when she grows up, I would marry her. I keep my promises but i doubt she is still alive She had such nice purple hair, stayed with them for about 3 years. I know he almost murdered a Buddhist monk and tried to violently feed on his younger sister. That was, beyond messed up. She was messed up from that.
" Its Sakuya now. Do remember that." Gonna have to now. But back to my though-
And now there is a piece of intestines on my face, god, I literally took a shower a couple hours ago. " Apologies, it has...been so long since I could cutloose without rules holding me back!" Remilia is having too much fun right now, and i am busy tugging a knife out of my side, feeling the wound heal shut.
" Yeah...I can kinda tell." This vampire is something else, she went wild on these guys, limbs and organs are painting the yard now. She claps her hand and I feel something, a surge of energy coming right next to me as it ends and the Yard was clean with the duo gone. The cop cars are even gone. "...Right, well, that big guy is still around but for now, I am gonna go to sleep."
The full moon was shining down above me, looking at large as ever...wait, odd. Tonight was supposed to be a new moon. Well, who cares, no doubt the others were waken up by that, so I should get to explaining.
Several hours later...
Awake and already working on breakfast with Ran, got alot of pancakes going and we are making sure our guests are getting nice and fed. Its around 11 in the morning and well I might as well verbally say what I am noticing.
" So, we gonna talk about how its 11 in the morning and yet there is no sun and only that giant ass moon in the sky?" Everyone doesn't stop eating, like this is some kind of normality.
" Nope, no doubt its an Incident so we will find out what do whenever we check out what is causing it but that can wait until after breakfast." Reimu was sliding pancakes into her mouth and shuddering, she switched into her Shrine maiden garbs, as did everyone else to their old clothing.
" Yes, but it is unsettling, what purpose is there for an Endless night?" Keine was asking the big questions. Ah, Eirin came into the room...wearing my shirt and a pair of my unused pants.
" I can answer that." She was holding up a cup of medicine before chugging it down, her body shuddering. Man, that was one of my good shirts, her tits are gonna ruin em. " I am surprised that she was able to do it without me, but it seems that the woman I take of has decided to enact upon a plan we had in case of the unsavory folks were hiding from, decided to try and find us."
Ah, well, that makes sense but. " And why the hell are you all so calm about this?" I had to ask, it was bugging me.
Reimu's shoulders rose and fell in a simple shrug. " We're used to this kinda whole thing, Scarlet Mists, an Endless winter because spring was stolen, its kinda not something for us to get in a tizzy about."
Nothing to get in a tizzy ab- wait, Scarlet Mist, Endless winter. " Wait, that was you damn guys!?" Yeah, I am kinda mad about this.
" Hmm? What about it Ziden, yeah, I helped with the latter one." Of goddamn course Yukari aided with the Endless winter.
" Yeah, what is the big deal? We resolved it, ze, so no harm no foul right?" Marisa had a goofy grin on her face, in this situation its angering me
" Oh, not much of a big deal just the fact that both of those incidents affected the outside world, especially the endless winter! Almost 2 whole months of winter!" Normally that would not be a bad thing but." Thanks to that, Japan all the way up to Britain had snowfall that was unending for 2 straight months beyond what is normal. 1000s died from that."
Reimu's rather neutral face stiffened at that. But honestly, I do need to say this so they understand.
" I understand, when your land was around, this kinda stuff was entirely normal, but out here, people are not used to this stuff, Red mists, Endless winters. To them, that is stuff of Fantasy, not the reality you guys are used to where you can shrug this stuff off. Remember that." That's all I have to say on the matter but it seems Keine was focused on Eirin.
" Well, that is..concerning so many died from that incident out here, we lost alot of lives in my village and the other ones as well, around 235 lives lost from it. The didn't do much to us but bother us." Oh yeah, there was a mist. I was in Gensokyo when the mist came and left after it ended to go back home. " But more importantly, you said that you wished to hide from prying eyes, what did you mean?"
Eirin's looking at me, mainly because, well, I know who she is hiding from thanks to me being around in the old days when she came. Time Travel. Its fun. And just shrug at her, if she wants to talk, let her, I'm gonna head out and get things ready for the trip. My sharp hearing will allow me to keep knowing of what's going on.
" Essentially, the eyes I wish to avoid from, the person causing this, are being known as the Lunarians, beings who were once humans-"
" Still are human!" Hah, I can feel her glaring at me from the kitchen, lets see, where should I put this. I'm holding a steering wheel, you will understand why soon enough.
" As I was saying, beings who...are humans who currently adapted to and evolved to live on the Moon. Though, they detest the idea that they were once Earthborn, impure, living beings compared to the purity they worship up there. I made this spell to hide the earth from them and their agents as they desire to bring back me and the person who I am currently protecting."
No doubt about it, she was the one behind this. Damn rotten spoiled bi-
" What exactly are you doing?" Oh, that's Patchouli's voice, I think that is her name.
" Getting this show on the road." I made sure to slam down the tire onto the Window sill and soon watched as it not only attached but soon shot magic lines through the house and began to work its literal magic. On the inside, nothing would really change, chairs were slowly forming at the windowsill. And the inside of the house was shifting.
" What in the world-" Oh, Patchouli is caught off guard by this. " Magic coming from a simple device from a Horseless carriage? Is this your creation?" She was even floating around, wait, why is she wearing my jacket? And why does that seem, really familiar.
" Nah. Bought this from where I used to live, a common tool for people who really love their houses, turns them into a vehicle people on the road love to death." Once the transformation was done, the window ended up widening and the door shifted to the diagonal right of the steering wheel.
The entire house just shifted into an RV, though the inside of the house was still the same, mainly due to the-
" Oh my, it even forms a Palkian Crystal. Or as its better known, a Spatial Crystal." Patchouli really knows alot about this magic stuff.
" Oh oh oh! What happened out here! How come there are more windows and why are there seats and car stuff?" And Sanae peeked out while Eirin was, apparently explaining her society before. Oh god, a pancake hit her in the face.
" My Gods! We get it, Moon people! Now just tell us who exactly is causing this!" Reimu was right, she might as well spill the beans.
" Well, knowing Eirin, its no doubt her right?" Keine asked while Eirin nodded.
" Yes, no doubt without my Mind, Princess Kaguya is behind this mess." Eirin nodded while crossing her arms.
" Hol up, like, the princess Kaguya? The bamboo princess?!" And Marisa is up on the table, how nice.
" Yeah, alot of Japanese folklore and stories are real, just that they get written off as fake, but Princess Kaguya is real and she is one of the scummiest people you'd meet." I know Eirin will disagree but-
" No, she is, the advent of living amongst humans meant she learned from them, the good and bad over the many years, her, mannerisms went from good to...well, bad. But she is still the kind hearted princess I know from the moon. She has just...learned new tricks." Eirin explained it calmly, time to ruin it.
" Yeah, like leading countless men to their deaths with her silly game. Pissing off a fellow immortal who kills her constantly. Then after that, she ended up as quite the revolving door."
" Ziden!"
" Eh? What does that mean?" Sanae was peeking in but she was basically an airhead so I can say it and be cleverly rude.
" Men go into her, men go out of her." And Yukari stole her thunder. " Intriguing that the princess would be so...unprincesslike."
Eirin does not look so happy about this. " The princess...has found ways to entertain herself over the years. Some not so clean as others. No doubt, she is not doing this to hide but to be found."
" And who exactly would want to find this rascal of a woman." Sakuya asked while bouncing a knife up and down in her hand as I took my seat and took our neat lil CarV into drive, the house shaking a bit before taking off down the road.
" Well, Ziden of course." Yeah, of these Gensokyians, I know Yukari's crew and Eirin'sCrew the most and Kaguya well, I will tell that story on the road.
" I am guessing there is a story there...well, i am going back to my pancakes." Reimu walks back into the kitchen and sits down while look out to the open road before us. On the inside, it was basically the same house, just that the front of it changed to looking like a Rv front. On the outside, it looked just like an RV and nowhere near the size of the old house.
Several hours later...
Ah, driving, I never cared for it since, I would just dash everywhere and be there twice as fast, but this was nice, though, a Patchouli in my lap, comfy like this and reading a book is quite the oddity, and no one questioned it even while I was telling the story.
" She honestly thought they were forgeries but was shocked to see they were real. Funny thing is, in the era she was in, no one would ever have been able to find the 5 Impossible Tasks. They weren't gettable back then. If you didn't live on the Isle of Hope. They all exist there, in multiple Quantities but are really damn hard to get to."
I remember the struggles to get them, not fun at all. " Mainly used in Item and weapon creation though, I just brought em without know what they entailed."
" Wow. And here I thought you couldn't be even less stupid." Ouch Yukari, ouch.
" I thought I was gonna get a treasure, not a damn wife." Yeesh, i hate stuff like that.
" Unfortunately, you are so, sucks to be you, but hey. Polygamy in Gensokyo is a thing so you're fine, Casadumbass." Reimu did bring up something I meant to ask. " But I have been meaning to ask, that President guy mentioned something about a S Rank threat?"
" First, tell me about this Polygamy thing, when the hell did that shit happen?" Yeah and it explains why Patchouli is still on my lap even after that.
" Well, if I recall, it was a good bit before my mom was even born, apparently we had a fair bit of men in Gensokyo but then something stupid happened." Reimu was tapping her jaw before Keine was messing with her hair, she was working on teacher paper work while I was driving.
" Well, it was about 75 years ago...the men got a bi too much testosterone going during a festival and decided to have a contest known as a Macho Fest where the more beefy and not so beefy men competed...even Youkai men snuck into it." I do not like where this is going. " And things sorta...happened and it turned into a major war between the buff men and the more, mentally buff men."
" I myself have been curious about this but this is sounding like-" Remilia stopped herself as she let the realization hit her.
" Did...Gensokyo's men really just-" And Sanae was now lounging on the couch, looking at the tv.
" Killed a majority of themselves during a stupid war which we dubbed, the war of the Macho. Yes." Keine rubbed her head. " I...do not like remembering that, the amount of bloodshed. The male population tanked after that to the point where alot of human women were not gonna find a mate. So the Village elder at that time decided, Polygamy, something once exclusive to nobles of the past, should come back. and the law was instated into the land."
" Many outsiders /love/ that law, too much." Sakuya was messing with her knives and keeping an eye on them. " Too many idiots were sucked into Gensokyo, wanted to get some girls and died for it. Some even tried a more, forceful method on me and Meiling."
I can tell that ended terribly, I just look down at Patchouli, explains why she is still so affectionate regardless of me 'taken' by the princess. She seemed fine with it though she did give me a glare. " No, no one ever flirted with me, when you have a maid of outstanding beauty and a gatekeeper just as beautiful, a plain jane like me gets ignored."
Ouch, that sucks, I just kinda pet her head, she stares at me for it. " Just means they don't know to not judge by the cover."
She seemed to smile from this and turning a page in her book before Reimu soon coughed. " Ahem! My question?"
Oh right, she did ask that, well, we're on the open road and on the path to Area 51 in this mostly darkness, the moon was shining down and with my sharp eyes, I can see a vortex of blue lights coming from the distance.
" Alright, basically, Monsters and demons all have different completely universal Rankings and each ranking tells just how strong they are or how deadly they are. The ranks go from E-Star Rank."
" Oh yeah, I remember you speaking about this once during a village party when we got curious." Keine nods and seems to remember but Reimu waved her Gohei in her face to shush her, rude.
" Basically, E ranks are your simple beasties and the ones Rookies fight alot of these starting out, Slimes and Fairies mostly make up these ranks. D ranks are a little tougher, not too threatening. Goblins and such are here. C is where things slowly pick up with the threats really picking up. B Rank is for Veterans, well trained as well. A ranks are monsters and Marks that can tear up entire landmasses. S ranks well, only Master hunters can deal with them, absurdly strong threats that can cause alot of damage. And Star, is only for truly exceptional, singular beings, so deadly only the Best Hunters in the world and even among the stars can handle. Its rare to see Star Ranks, let alone S ranks, so this beast must have been causing trouble in many places."
I simply tap the steering wheel as Sanae peeks over from the passenger seat she was at.
" And by hunters you meant like, guys who fight the demons and monsters?"
" Yeah, many work in groups, some work solo, some of the best are solo workers like me, others work in groups and are monsters in their own rights. The 4 Monstrous Knights, The Prismic Rangers, Go Go Dynamos. Many hunters are out there and no doubt, many will join up to the hidden schools that will appear all over the world for the hard cash you can make off of this."
Was not lying, you can make some crazy cash off of this stuff. a hellishly risky job though.
" Oh oh oh, cash for beating up stuff!? Yo Reimu, we should join a-" Marisa was quickly cut off.
" You, dumbass, we're making a group so we can make hard cash for our Estates!" Please stop calling it that.
" Master Ziden, it would be a good idea, it would severely lessen your workload. and it is not like they are rookies, all of them have skills and abilities that set them above the rest." True, Ran, true.
" This isn't gonna be like Gensokyo work you know. There is gonna be alot of death in this line of work. When you have a mark,you have to kill them, no ifs or ands. IF the job calls for a sealing, then you do that." I explain this as calmly as I can as I soon park this bad boy next to...a food truck.
Oh right, there was supposed to be a Raid Area 51 thing today, weird. " Yeah, we get it, these are monsters and such, not Youkai like the idiots back home. So uh, how are we gonna get in?"
Well, these guys out here are made for idiocy and are for.
" Ziden Ziden, what are these guys here for!?" And that is Chen gripping onto my knee, those claws...really hurt.
" Well they are here for-"
" Alien pussy my dear Chen." Yukari, dear god why, I heard spitting of tea and choking from Keine and Eirin, even Patchouli staggered from this. Reimu is just glaring at Yukari, Sanae is redfaced, seems she know what that slang is. Marisa is childishly giggling, even Sakuya's red in the face. Remilia seems composed about this though.
" Nya? They have alien cats here!?" And she is very excited, her poor, innocent mind.
" N-Not those kinds of pussies Chen, but yeah, that is why these guys are here. And we should let em cause some havoc." I crack my knuckles and move to sit up as Patchouli slowly floats off of my lap. Pulling out a Quest from my Jacket, I saw it, my quest of the day
Special Quest: A Dance with a Princess of the Moon. B Rank Quest accepted
" Oh? What is the plan then?" Reimu looks at me with a raised brow as I don't even hold my smirk.
" Me, you and Eirin are gonna sneak in via a portal through the back entrance, while everyone who wants to is gonna cause some mayhem up front and let these idiots get onto the base and distract the hell out of the guards." Remilia's got a wild grin, well, I ain't gonna enjoy this, she is no doubt gonna go slice happy out there. She really did those cops in good.
" I shall go cause a ruckus up front, Sakuya, with me., Patchouli, do you want in?" Remilia asked her buddy as she simply shook her head.
" No, I'll be joining the backdoor team, this place might have interesting tomes to gain for my new library." And she is joining us apparently.
" I shall remain in here, I have paperwork to do for class." Keine was never much to get into crazy action like this.
" Hell yeah! Lets go break some Ass!" Marisa was goddamn ready for this,. a bit too much but Reimu was staring hard at me and Patchouli.
" But we are not gonna kill anyone, got it?" Well, I had no plans to kill anyone, it would be problematic.
" Got it boss lady." I just go along with it, just gonna use the flat of my blade for this.
" Relax, I have no plans to kill anyone." Patchouli softly messes with my jacket around her, it was bullet proof so she could be shot and not feel it.
Ran is tugging on my sleeve though, she is being rather, fidgety for some reason.
"Master Ziden, is it fine if I were too..." She is leaning to my ear to whisper something so the others could not hear. " Get my hands a little dirty, it has been some time since I could.,..cut loose." Well, I remember Yukari keeping her wild ways in check, Ran was a damn monster back in the day before she got contracted to Yukari.
"...Sure thing, go wild. Just make sure to not cause too much carnage." Her tails were flailing about, no, not flailing, wagging! Oh yeah, forgot Foxes were canines.
" Thank you so much, I shall do you proud!" Wow, this feels so damn weird!
" Alright, everyone, lets get right to work. Go wild as you want, don't die and most importantly, let the idiots go wild once the gate is broken." I make sure to nod as the portal is formed and I see Reimu dragging Yukari in with us. This portal would dump us right into the back of the base. Its time to raid this place.
? POV
Sigh...working for a princess sucks, it is just hard work, especially when she is spoiled and has this entire base wrapped around her fingers and making sure to get what she wants. Now I know why i prefer just dealing with asshole drill sergeants. No stupid crap to deal wi-
Kabooom!
What the ever living hell!? The Gate, the entire Gate is gone! Oh, must have been an explosion, some of the aliens do that, those kids outside are getting in, well, let me get out our rifles and-
Drip Drip Drip Drip.
That's...that's Jeremy's head in that little girl's hand, nice lil reddish dress and large wings, and people are flying in after her, those Naruto Runners, they killed one of our own, no mercy now, can't let fear take over me
Bang Bang Bang!
The air is filled with gun shots and I am seeing people being taken out and soon I see a large blonde hair woman leaping into the air and slamming down before me.
" Heh, if there is one thing about being under Ziden's rein as a Shikigami, I can cutloose like the old days!" Shiki what now!? No way am I letting some weirdo break into this base and-
GRK!? T-there's a fist, there's a fist inside of my gut! The pain, the pain, the pain the pain the pa-
And all the soldier felt was silence as Ran's hand soon crushed his skull, the body vanishing into a portal. Seems her link with Ziden gave her access to his abilities and she was making sure to do clean up and hide the bodies from Reimu and Sanae, who was simply with the Runners who were raiding the base.
" Lets get that Alien Puss!" And they leapt in like wildfire, Ran merely watched before looking to more guards pouring out of the base, tossing off her dress and soon standing in what was underneath, white pants and a blue shirt. The fun was just getting started
Ziden Pov
That sound outside and the alarms blaring in here, yeah, no doubt that the others are doing their jobs well. Sanae is the only one I am worried about, due to her being human and not able to shrug off gun shots like the others can. And we are now breaching this base and finding ourselves in a path leading deeper into the base.
" So, what is the deal with this base anyways? Seems heavily guarded, even if Princess Kaguya is here." Reimu asked a good question for once as we passed by these special cells, I even see a Xenomorph in one of them, just gonna.
FWOOM!
Fires are raging inside of that cell, that alien was far too dangerous to let live, even watching it flail around on fire caught Eirin and PAtchouli's eyes.
" This place is where many mysteries of the world is said to be hdiden, aliens, supernatural stuff, even portals to other worlds. Government does not want people knowing these things exist so-" And I see Patchouli floating around and soon coughing.
" They make sure to keep this place so guarded, not only so people cannot get in, nor can things get out. A place that could be compared to a far more shabby Gensokyo." She was now stopping before a cell of an alien spider, the size of a damn truck it was.
" I was, not aware that people knew of other life forms in the outside world." Eirin herself walked past several of the cells, many aliens that were not notable were he- oh, that's ET. So he is actually real. Neat.
The amount of magic flowing through this place was intense, and it was all coming from one place.
" They do, they even know about your folks on the moon but are too scared to start anything." Yukari was messing with her fan while walking with Reimu. A large open room is down this hallway.
" There, its where the spell is coming from." Great, now like Eirin, we can get to work-
Whoosh! Bang!
Jesus christ, thank god I have fast reaction speeds, otherwise I'd be splattered on this floor. Blade is literally singing, that was a high caliber round they fired as I see that purple hair flowing.
" Udonge!? What in the samhill are you doing!?" Oh hey, she used a term I use alot. And it seems the rabbit did flinch from that as she simply stepped into the large room leaping back.
Wasting no time we all flew into there and soon saw that the room was unique, it was like we were floating above the earth and the full moon was shining above us and there she was, floating up there in that regal pink and red dress.
" Finally, you came! I knew causing this spell to rock would get you back to me, my precious Phoenix!" That voice still angers me alot, so, in response to it, by sheer accident, I literally threw a fire ball at her. Which that red robe stopped cold in the air.
" Oy vey, do you have any idea of what this spell is doing to the world right now, turn this damn thing off!" I just outright order her as I now notice the massive machine in the back it was like a giant globe spinning around with many rings of magic shining around it, must be what was fueling the spell.
" Hmm, why should I care, the longer the spell goes, the more you will stay here, is that really such a bad thing?" Kaguya was covering a part of her face with that sleeve of hers.
" Aside from the fact that countless people can die from this lack of light? The world itself can freeze over because of this?" I brought up this fact but she simply twirls and soon stares down at me from the sky.
" H m m, not an issue, we would survive and everyone else would fade, that is entirely fine with me." What. Now she is cruel bitch, don't get me wrong, but Genocide? She would never.
" Princess Kaguya, re think this please! Too many innocents would die if this continues!" Even Eirin was trying to reach out for her, only for my blade to reach out and slice down a bullet from tearing through Eirin's hand.
" Heh, so it seems we do got some bugs in this base." And the sounds of boots came into the room as a couple army boys and a important military guy was seen before them
golden buzzcut, light green eyes, teeth that literally had USA etched on them, shirt that showed those muscles and an American flag on his right arm, this guy literally screamed American Stereotype.
" Like the princess? a real beauty ain't she? Legendary princess of the East according to a internet search. Became so much easier to rein in with this." and he is holding up a large square shaped chip. Mind Control Technology?
" No wonder, Kaguya might be a bitch but she wouldn't cause large scale Genocide for any reason. Didn't you guys learn from MKUltra and Polybius?" This was not the first time they had messed with such things, they had those machines controlling people now.
" Those were failed experiments, thanks to our improvements in life, we could make these Staron Chips, capable of controlling minds and allowing them to function normally when not under certain commands! That princess knows and remember some of you well but she will not turn off this machine until we are finished with the testing phase." This guy, so he is mind controlling her into not turning off this spell.
" Why are you doing this? Don't you know many people could die if this continues?" Reimu points her Gohei at them and I see guns aimed at her, Yukari does step in front of her.
" Heh, isn't it obvious, Maiden girl?" He says that but i get the damn gist of it.
" You're gonna weaponize this and use it to attack other places who may end up being either threats or not bowing to your demands, correct?" And Patchouli was the one to speak up.
" Sharp woman you are, this darkness is wrapping around the entire world and this fake moon shines down over all. Even has monitoring spells up which we can observe this planet. With this testing phase, we will see how long it takes to freeze everything and then focalize it against the enemies of the USA! With this, I General Surge will be sure to take this win for the new world!"
Surge is his name huh, if his hair was nicer, he might be that Surge. But this guy, is a warmonger, one of the reasons I left, the President might be nice but he is unaware of the shadows in the system, same with all the current leaders of the world right now.
" But you people came here to ruin that, but no worries, you will all be dying here, bunny girl, waste the swordsman, when he revives, we'll make him into our second greatest weapon." Great, time to rumble huuuhh!?
Air, I feel it surging around me, its Patchouli, she whipped up a wind spell to stun everyone as Reimu points at Kaguya.
Aero, this protective spell cold stopped the bullet out of Reisen's finger. " Kaguya! I challenge you to a spell card duel! 3 spell cards! Winner takes all!"
A grin was on her face as Surge was reaching for his hand gun. " Deal, when I win, you'll all be imprisoned here and I'll keep my phoenix forever!" Oh wonderful.
" And if I win, you're gonna come with us and take these beatings I will give you after this for causing this mess! Ziden! Can you handle the bunny." I nod, even if she is mind controlled fighting her should be simple.
" Don't kill Udonge, please find a way to free her of this spell!" Heh, everyone is making it sound so easy.
" Yukari! Bring me and the Soldiers to another part of the base!" Yukari was quick on her feet, a snap of her fingers and now we were teleported out into the nearby hallway, man this place has alot of twists and turns. Me left alone with soldiers, Surge and Reisen.
" What was with those damn eyes!? Doesn't matter, Icrim! We will defeat your crew and make sure you all become primed weapons of the USA, now open fire on him! Bunny, kick his ass!" Oh hell, here we go, I can see Kaguya's Danmaku and Reimu's Danmaku in the distance, really colorful.
Lunatic Eyes ~ Invisible Full Moon ( Touhou Imperishable Night)
Tch! Reisen is moving fast, even dodging all of the bullets firing down the hall, had to duck down another one to avoid the fire and she is right there waiting for me, leg coming down onto me, have to move fast to blow the strike.
That impact was strong, she was hitting harder than I expected! Felt my arm crack with the impact, but I gotta move fast, gather flames to my fist and strike.
" Infernal Hammer!" Slamming that fist of fire into her gut and felt the explosion it caused from my strike.
KAboooom!
I hear her scream and fly through the air into the wall, alright, now I gotta find out where that chip is on her!
" There he is, open fire!" I turn to see a hail of bullets coming right down to me, and soon I had to leap into the air and run along the ceiling, sorry Reimu, but these guys, I can't use the flat of my blade on these guys.
No mercy, no surrender! I cleave downwards, watching my blade tear through the skull of a soldier, the blade met with no resistance and my clothes are stained red from the action and soon i use my momentum and leapt over the body and soon used my blade to continually repel more bullets.
" Oh come on, this Action movie wannabe cannot be stopping all your bullets!" I was, and action movie? Sounds about right, considering I stomp the ground hard and the steel floor shoots up and I kick it like a saw blade, seeing many a guard beheaded by that.
" Screw this, I'm taking you on twinkle toes!" Surge pulled out two bright yellow knives and made sure to swing up and then down at me, I blocked the second strike with my blade. They didn't get sliced up.
" What the, hell kinda metal is that?" I had to ask as he was grinning at this, real smug about it too as I made sure to slice and soon slammed my blades into his knives, good reaction speeds but...
" Heh, wouldn't you like to know?! A new metal we made solely to stop that special toothpick of yours! Even cut clean through an Adamantoise's body like butter!" He says that but when I sliced back at him, his arms buckled, even his legs are shaking right now. Even if the metal can stop Crimson Edge, it does nothing about how hard I actually hit with it. So its time to really mess him u-
Thwack!
" Geh!" My feet have literally left the ground and am now flying back into the room where Kaguya and Reimu are and all I see is the brilliant colors of their battles, Reimu dodging through her patterns and soon a loud boom rang through the room, seeing a bunch of Red and blue squares shooting into Reimu. Odd. Really odd.
" Geh!? My second Card already!?' Wow, Reimu already took a card, a scary woman, well I better-
" Hey Jackass! Get up, she's about to pull out her final card, you better get the hell down!" Reimu is warning me of something, and I see Kaguya holding out a card and smirking.
" This final card shall end it all, this endless night shall continue forever, because you all will be drowned in an Ocean of Lights!" I see ominous black lights coming from that card, oh I really do not like that. " Lost Word: Tree-Ocean of Hourai!"
! " Ziden Move!" Ah, Yukari is up there with her and holy balls! From when that card faded, all I saw was light shining in the air before an explosive burst of colorful and beautiful patterns soon flow out, and they were not just going through the air either, they were hitting along the ground, blasting up Polo ball sized holes. The soldiers that chased in after me and aimed right at me, soon got torn through by one of the bullets as they scattered around and lit up the ground where I was.
Rolling out of the way and soon flipping into the air, dodging bullets and Danmaku, I usually suck at this from my training with Yukari. But I see my main threat, Reisen. So I decide to time to stop playing is now. Grip my blade and leap back, hold it like a Katana ready to be quick drawn.
" Crimson Eye: Radiant Gleam!" Swinging my blade upwards, a barrage of red lights fired out from that slash of red left in the air, I made sure it was nonlethal for Reisen, for humans?
" GHERGH!?" I did not make it nonlethal, they are trying to kill us, I am not gonna hold back, a gibfest was what it became as one did not get out of the way and Reisen was bombarded hard by the attacks, her skin turning red from the bruises she was getting from my attack.
Surge rolled out of the way and he was lucky, his soldiers did not, now to get to Reisen and
Huh? Why did everything get so damn...red? Dammit, I looked into her eyes, those brilliant red eyes, my mind, my goddamn mind!
Burning and burning it is right now, I can see her splitting up into multiples, she's gonna make full use of this time, she is fighting me seriously, even though she is under control. Calm down, Calm down and breathe. During this, she is gonna use my panic to think I am being ganged up on with pain. They are all focused on my and aiming their fingers at me. The danmaku is blasting around me from Kaguya's card and I can hear Reimu and Yukari flying around to counter her and weave through the sky.
Listen to my heartbeat and breathe. Calm down your mind before she can make her strike. Dig deep into the ground and dash! Air blasts around me as I reel my fist back and soon slam it right into Reisen's gut. The force I carried was enough to do what I wanted, force her to be stunned and almost made her lose her lunch. Now I quickly move up and grab her back down, seeing that red glow from the back of her neck, before quickly yanking it out, trickles of blood coming out as she screamed, the odd chip flying out onto the floor. Quickly grabbing onto her, I make sure to run her over to Eirin and focus back on Surge who was dancing along the danmaku hitting the floor.
I see endless bullets hitting Kaguya, through her hair I can see that glow of that device, but Reimu and Yukari can finish this. A loud burst of energy came from the air, and bullets vanished from the air, Reimu soaring through the air with grace before I see her swinging her leg up and right down onto Kaguya's skull.
Pichuun!
There's that noise again as I see all the bullets in the air, turn into those Squares as Kaguya went down onto the ground like a sack of bricks. Eirin was quick to catch her as I see Patchouli messing with the machine aiding in the spell. Only one foe awaits and he is breathing hard.
" You no good, Eastern bitches! This was going to give this country a weapon to protect the world! I'm taking all of you out!" And Surge makes sure to charge right for me. So I decide to do the right thing, swing my blade right at those stupid knives.
One swing causes his arms to buckle from my force, he believes that I cannot cut through that metal. My second Swing causes a crack in the metal and cracks his in his arms, those bones were hurting, I can tell. And my third swing, with flames dancing along my blade, hits those knives and soon cleaves right through the metal and right through his face, taking the top half of it clean off. The following sound was knives hitting the floor and then a body.
" Sorry but, no country needs a weapon, this powerful. in their service." A deep breath as I swing my blade and soon the floor was stained in red as I sheathe the blade.
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" Geh, did you, really have to kill him?" Reimu floats down next to me, she looks tired from that battle.
" I know ya don't like killing but sometimes, some people need to be put down." I simply say, its the truth, not all people can be redeemed, power hungry lunatics like this, only work better when dead. I make sure to pick up the knives, I need to check these out later
Kaguya was gotten and now, we can go home. I pull up the phone and soon call up Remilia. Takes a while for her to answer though. "Helrg?"And she has something in her mouth, I don't wanna know what, cuz I heard her swallow a few moments later.
" Cause a racket, blow up a dust cloud, we need you guys to get back to the RV and we need to vamoose." I make sure its clear and there is silence for a moment before a loud boom comes out of the phone and behind me, the machine blew the hell up from Patchouli's actions.
" Done and done, hurry up back home." Remilia soon hung up and soon, Yukari was seen forming a gap. Alarms were blaring loud and no doubt the remainder of the base would be filling up with Soldiers.
" Time to leave." A snap of her fingers and soon Gaps opened up under all of us, and I feel the wind blasting down onto me as I slam down on the couch.
Gotta get up! Scrambling to my feet, I instantly get to the driver seat and see everyone rapid flying in through the open door, smoke pouring in from the base and people running out of there with boxes and items in tow. Well, Social media is gonna blow up from this. RV house is revved up and I make sure to drive off with the other folks, blending in with their own Rvs as the door slammed close.
Hours later...
We're in a town nearby and I parked the RV in a parking lot and now we were all chilling out, this was once an empty parking lot but now that the Hunters stuff was revealed, a massive Hunter's agency was now there, magically unveiled.
But I wasn't focused on that, I was focused on Reimu and Marisa grinning at me. Well, Marisa was, Reimu was more serious. " Run, that by me again." They said something, really of kilter to me just now.
" You deaf, ze? We wanna be hunters too and make a team!" Yeah, I knew I heard them right as I make sure to get up.
" Yeah, just because we don't wanna be squatting and doing nothing." Reimu seems mostly honest about that.
" We all do, but Reimu mainly wants it because high level of cash income for her shrine." And Sakuya appears while smiling.
" Grand, I'll take Reimu and Marisa, just give me all of your names and Ids." I make sure to hold out my hand and within a second, a stack of IDs were there. " Come on you two, we're gonna go take care of this." And up I go with the two in tow, I wanted to go to bed but now, I guess we going licence getting.
Kaguya POV
Ah, so I was mind controlled during that spell, well, atleast I am free now, but, Gensokyo is gone thanks to a Cube? How odd, but, amongst so much earthlings, it feels, weird. But I am back with Eirin, Tewi is missing, and it seems that I will by staying with the others and my good ole hubby.
But, Mokou, that wild bitch is out still in the wild and it seems these people are strong, perhaps I should do something fun while that cow woman sleeps. Since many of them are up.
" Hello, my new friends, would you guys like to go deal with a villainous woman known as Mokou as part of a little thing known as the Trial of Guts?"
? POV
That battle, was glorious, the women of Gensokyo, this tool, it shall do good things for the Motherland, this tool to change minds. Da, this is good indeed.
"The chips still operational, let us mass produce this and tear apart the hunter world." I see to my right, a cloaked figure, like I next to me, soon staring at me with those red eyes. Demons, scary things, worse than the Gremlins of WW2. Into the wind we vanished, no traces left behind, only the troubles that will come ahead for the world.
College Kid POV
Man, what a load of bull, I can tell that crap we saw on the news today was just a stupid promo for a movie that they got the President in. Everyone is in a craze about monsters and demons coming. Jessica flipped out but calmed down but our local scardy cat Paul has been freaking out.
Almost ruined my partying mood, but not when I finally chugged down these Brewskis! Man this crap goes down good! Now then, time to find a hottie at.
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN!
Ugh, my phone is ringing. Gonna put this shit on speaker if its another nerd I bully. Oh, its Paul. " What the hell do you want Paul!"
" Oh dear god, Seth, you gotta come here please! A monster is chasing me! I have it trapped outside my house, please come and bring your gun!"
Seriously? I have that damn thing in case a Nerd gets too rowdy, not for some fake monster scare.
" Paul, for the last time, there was no goddamn monster! that was a stupid ass marketing campaign to get idiots like you scared!"God, why is everyone so goddamn stupid! G-
Boom! CRack!
W-what the hell was that? That came out of the phone. " Oh dear god! It got in! It got in!" The others stopped laughing and soon looked at my phone, this had to be some stupid prank he was pulling for attention.
There was silence, pure silence before we heard something. " Found you Mr Food!" That, was a girl's voice, a kid's voice. Man he was just being bothered by a rowdy ki-
CRUNNNCH!
" A- AAAAAHHH! MY GOD! STOP! THAT'S MY ARM!" Oh dear god, he's screaming and I hear something tearing something apart! I swear to god if this is a goddamn prank! I move quickly and run to my kitchen to grab my Revolver, full of rounds. Everyone is dumbfounded and scared but I run out of the Frat house and make my way to where Paul stays.
And my goddamn heart has stopped, a large part of his house was blasted off and I walk right inside to see a sight I hoped I would never see. Paul on the floor, wide eopened eyes and and tears streaming down them and a girl. A little blonde girl digging her teeth into his neck and ripping out his throat.
" O-oh my god." I shouldn't have said that, because the girl stopped and I saw even more of Paul, his, stomach was torn into by those shark fangs she called teeth. She was staring at me with those eyes before grinning.
" More food? Yay!" Oh dear good, she didn't even finish Paul and now she is getting up and floating to me. Screw that noise!
Bang!
" Kiyah!?" And it hit her right in the shoulder, that white sleeve of her blouse was painted red and she looked like she was about to cry. " Meanie! Using Danmaku like that! I can play that too?"
Huh, Danwhatku, what the hell is this. Are those glowing balls? What is- Grrk!?
Thud!
L-lasers? God...dammit. " Humph, meanie, I am gonna eat you nice and through now!"
Third POV
" Well now, that was an odd little raid, feel bad about those kids that got devoured though." Ziden rubbed his jaw while another chapter was done by Akyuu who seemed rather Giddy about it.
" Indeed, you even had my wilder nature down to a T if I were allowed to cut loose." Ran flicked her tails about.
" Though is Rumia really that effective?" Reimu had her own questions.
" Well, here, Rumia is easily dealt with because we know what Youkai are and can avoid them easy She is a pretty bad hunter of humans but in a place where humans kinda don't know how to deal with such things well..." Akyuu shudders. "A shame though, that kid, Paul probably could have lived a good life."
" Yeah but the Trial of Guts huh, ugh, that was annoying, Mokou gave us hell. Wonder how she will be here." Reimu tapped her jaw and soon lets out a sigh before sitting down, ready for the next chapter.
" Hey, atleast next chapter, we might see some Hunters and probably head back to Japan for fun adventures." Ziden said as the others nodded, soon watching the orb.
Trivia:
1. Yeah there is indeed a Ranking system for Hunts so do keep an eye out, if its Got an S rank or higher, its gonna be a grand fight. Hopefully.
2. That was indeed a Xenomorph that he killed, way too dangerous to letfree ya know!
3. Those cloaked figures are OCs, you will see them later and yes, one of them is Russian.
4. Surge is just an Oc, not one of those cases like Kagome and Yumi, just a military jackass.
5. If you know who that touhou is, remember, this is the outside world, these dudes do not go Magic to protect them from being eaten up, Realistically, the would be screwed.
6. Seth was literally your edgy cool kid that kinda got what he deserved.
7. MkUltra and Polybius are 'real' things, look them up on youtube if you want a neat thing.
8. Reality Ensues is gonna be popping up alot in this Fanfic, do keep an eye out.
Author's Notes: Wow it took a long time for this chapter to get out, I do apologize for that, life is just strange But hey, hopefully life will not be too hectic that I won;'t keep up on steady updates, though I had way too much planned for this chapter ya know. Just note for the future, if its a normal human vs a Youkai or Demon? Its not gonna go well for the human so uh, expect /alot/ of deaths of Red shirts basically in this fanfic. And animals, can;'t forget them, this is basically an anime after all. But anyways, next Chapter, a jackass and crew deal with a Flame head, make sure to Fave and Review and stay safe out there!