Hosts…and Hostess?

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AN: I told you that I'll be back! It's been very hard trying to find time in my very busy schedule, but it's worth it to continue writing for my loyal readers! Hope you enjoy this chapter and thank you again for being very patient with me.

This chapter is a combination of the chapter from the manga and from the anime.

Ch10

Usagi hurried down the path through the gates of Ouran High School with a brown paper bag in her arms. "Those two," she silently fumed, "They could've gone and gotten the instant coffee themselves. Honestly, using the excuse that they don't know where to buy it when it's found everywhere is just being plain lazy." As she quickened her pace, her foot got caught in a slight crack, causing her to trip.

Usagi would've fallen flat on her face if a handsome looking man hasn't caught her in his arms. "Are you all right?" he asked in a deep voice, "It wouldn't do to get a scar on your beautiful face, Bunny-chan."

Usagi stared at the young man in confusion. He looked to be about Mori's age and was wearing the school uniform, but Usagi was sure that she had never seen this man before. She wondered just how he knew her infamous nickname.

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(3rd Music hall)

The hosts were all dressed in European knight armors for the day. If Usagi had been on time, they were going to put her in a princess outfit. The dress they got prepared was a pale blue one to go with the color of her eyes that has a slight bell shaped bottom with white flowers printed on it. There was even a golden tiara decorated with sapphires cut into heart shapes lined at the top.

Tamaki was kneeling in front of a freshman, kissing her hand. "Ah, princess, even if the world ended at this very moment, I want to be the man who sacrifices his own life to protect you," he said softly and sweetly, causing the young girl to swoon and faint.

Soon all the other girls had also began to keel over the heroic looking hosts except for two girls who sat far from the commotion, drinking tea and eating the treats.

"Is that so? 'Even sacrifice my own life'? Isn't that an egotistical emotion?" a beautiful woman with long flowing light brown hair said, chuckling. Her violet eyes glanced over to the hosts as she added, "Are you under the impression that the woman left behind would be happy with just those words?"

The girl sitting next to her glanced over to her upperclassman with mocking brown eyes. "There's nothing you can do about it, Ms. Suzuran." She bit into her cookie and relished in the taste before adding, "Men are lower life forms who place honor above all else." She grabbed her tea cup and took a sip. "Pretending to be gallant by repackaging those sweet words in their own ineptitude of not being able to preserve their own life," she said in a proud tone.

The previous girl giggled as she smiled fondly at her friend. "Oh my, Hinagiku is so smart."

Tamaki walked over to the group. He bowed down slightly and flashed a princely smile. "That's a rather harsh view, hime. What kind of vows would you prefer to hear?" he asked.

"Well, if it were me…I would vow to never leave her alone," a voice from the doorway said, catching everyone's attention. Everyone turned to see a young man wearing the Ouran male uniform, but what really caught everyone's attention was his hand wrapped around Usagi's shoulders. "If we fight, then we fight together. If fate decrees it, then we will die in each other's arms."

The hosts freaked out as they watched this young man kneel down and kiss Usagi on the hand. Their female customers all squealed at the possibility of someone trying to crouch onto the hosts' territory after seeing so many boys too terrified to do anything.

As this young man kissed Usagi on her hand, he said, "I swear never to leave your side, even after my final breath…"

The two earlier girls walked over to the group. "You're late, Benibara-sama," the one with short curly hair said, wrapping her arms around the man's arm.

"What a trouble maker you can be," the older one said, "By the way, where did you find Bunny-chan? We came here first, hoping to be the first to catch a glimpse."

"I found her outside and it's a good thing too," 'Benibara' had said, "If I wasn't there, she would've fell and injured her beautiful face. No doubt that those heathens have our dear Bunny-chan running errands like some common maid."

"Oh, the poor dear," the two girls said, rubbing their cheeks against Usagi's.

Tamaki ran forward with his arm stretched out. "Wait! You are mistaken! I would never treat my own daughter like a…"

"Hands off, you lowlife!" Benibara snarled, stretching out an arm and hitting Tamaki on the face.

Tamaki flew backwards and landed on the floor. He immediately placed a hand to his swollen cheek and began to cry and whine and complain, "You dare to hit me, you violent barbarian!"

The twins and Hunny immediately flocked to their fallen boss.

Benibara looked at them and sneered, "They're more pathetic than I thought. A light-headed group that's lacking history and filled with street trash."

Hearing these words and tone, Tamaki realized something. "Who are you? You're not from Ouran?"

"That's right," Benibara said, tugging at the tie.

In a flash, all three had removed the Ouran school uniform to show the school uniform of another school. Everybody was shocked to see that the 'man' standing in front of them was actually a woman.

"Saint Roberia Institute, second-year, Benio Amakusa!" the tall brunette introduced herself.

The beautiful looking girl flung her long hair behind her shoulder as she said, "Same school, second-year Chizuru Maihara."

The shortest one held up two fingers to form a V. "Same school, first-year Hinako Tsuwabuki."

"We are the Saint Roberia Women's Institute 'White Lily Club', otherwise known as the Zuka Club," the three girls announced.

After hearing this, the twins started to laugh hysterically as Tamaki began freaking out in his head, "They're…they're lesbians!"

Now that she was finally released, Usagi decided to head into the storage area to put away the coffee powder. "Saint Roberia, huh?" she repeated to herself, "I wonder why that sounds so familiar." She shrugged her shoulders and sighed, "Oh well."

An explanation of Saint Roberia Institute

Saint Roberia Women's Institute is…truly a garden of ladylike delights. The Zuka Club is a gathering of those who believe in female superiority. With a 30-year history, it is a club for women, of women, and created by women. The activities of the Zuka Club include tea parties, debates on the nature of womanhood…and plays and concerts put on by the top members.

Back to the story

Chizura, who was known as Suzuran by her younger schoolmates, said in a dreamy voice, "A woman's beauty lies in a pure mind…unyielding to superficial beauty, power, or lust…"

The youngest, Hinako or Hinagiku, said in an annoyed tone, " 'Because you're female...' 'Even though you're female…' I am disgusted by men's discrimination against women."

Benio revealed a smirk as she threw both arms around the two girls, who giggled. "Sisterhood is pride," she told the Host Club, "Because we are of equal gender, we are also equal in soul. For example, even a romantic relationship could be possible."

As the three girls began cuddling and flirting with each other, the Hikaru and Kaoru began to get bored. They took out their portable game consoles and began to play, ignoring the three girls. "Whatever…go back home," the two said in unison.

"My, my," Hinako said smugly, "You must be at a lost for words at the sight of our sublime love."

"That's very unfortunate," Chizura said, smiling gently, "They're probably at a lost because their host techniques don't work on us."

Benio glared angrily at the other hosts. "I don't care if the club president's half but using good looks to deceive the females' pure hearts with false love is considered to be a degradation of women. It's not enough that you decide to fill your greed while using the club activity as a front…but to use our dear pure hearted Bunny-chan in your schemes is something I will not condone." She pointed at the men in front of her and said determinedly, "I swear I will shut down the host club."

As the host clubs brushed off the threat, footsteps could be heard rushing down the corridor heading to the music room. The doors were flung open by a tall raven haired girl wearing the Saint Roberia Institute school uniform. Her violet eyes glared angrily as she shouted, "Benio-sempai! Chizura-san! Hinako-san! May I ask what you guys are doing, causing trouble in this school?"

The three girls turned their heads towards the newcomer. "Ah! Rei-san, have you come to inform us that you wish to join the Zuka Club?" Benio asked, ignoring the fact this girl was not pleased with them.

Hikaru and Kaoru looked at the girl, who started scolding her schoolmates. "Hey, doesn't she look familiar?" they asked Kyouya, whose glasses gleamed over in thought.

Kyouya glanced through his binder as he replied to the twins, "Hino Rei, daughter of well known politician and childhood friend of…"

"Rei-chan! What are you doing here?" a voice familiar to all asked. Everyone turned around to see Usagi walking out with a cart topped with tea and sweets.

"…our very own Tsukino Usagi," Kyouya finished with a knowing smile.

"I heard that some of my schoolmates are here causing a bit of trouble here and rushed over," Rei replied with a smile that was reserved for only her closest friends and family. She walked over to Usagi as she looked around the music room. "Where's Minako?" she asked.

"Mina-chan's with the drama club, practicing for an upcoming play," Usagi replied, handing her a tea cup. As Rei took the cup and began to sip from it, Usagi turned to the other three girls. "I made some coffee, do you want any?" she asked.

In an instant, the other girls all sighed and cuddled up against Usagi, who looked like she was use to this kind of treatment.

"You really are a rise in this sea of trash," Chizuru said, taking a cup Usagi had offered her.

Hinako nodded her head and smiled brightly at Usagi. "We should have a tea party, just the five of us, Bunny-chan."

Benio wrapped an arm around her shoulder. "Those stories really do you no justice, Bunny-chan," she said.

"Benio-sempai, please leave Usagi alone," Rei said, pulling her friend from out of their arms.

Usagi grew confused. "What stories?" she asked. She looked over at Rei with puzzling eyes. "Were you talking about me, Rei-chan?" she asked in a teasing tone.

"Unfortunately, no," Rei replied, "I don't talk about my personal life in school, in fear of something like this might happen." She grabbed a cookie and quickly ate it. "If you want somebody to blame, talk to those girls who transferred over to our high school after being in the same elementary and middle school with you. Apparently they talked about you so much that you pretty much became an idol to the girls of Saint Roberia."

"And this is precisely why we must bring Bunny-chan to our school and into the Zuka Club," Benio announced.

Hearing this, the hosts were about to protest when Rei slapped her hand against her forehead in annoyance. "For the last time, stop doing whatever you want without the other person's consent, Benio-sempai!" Rei groaned.

Tamaki had woken up from his self-induced coma after hearing Benio's declaration. He pointed at the three girls, who were still fussing over Usagi and Rei. "You girls are all wrong impressions! What kind of productivity can happen when women love each other? Why else would God create Adam and Eve?"

"What's wrong with two girls loving each other?" Usagi asked, causing Tamaki to freeze and look at her in shock.

Rei was reaching for another cookie as she asked, "Didn't they met Haruka-san and Michiru-san already?" Usagi nodded her head as she sighed wearily.

"What do Tenoh-san and Kaioh-san have to do with this? I mean, I understand that the two of them are in love with each other, but…"

"Tama-chan, don't you know?" Hunny asked, interrupting the blonde. Tamaki looked over at Hunny, who smiled innocently, "Tenoh-san is actually a woman."

A horrified and shocked look on his face made the other hosts realize that Tamaki had never known of the famous pianist and racer's true gender. While it was looked down by the older generation of the love the two females had for each other, many people often forget that Tenoh Haruka was actually a female because of the way she dresses and acts. Even the journalists and publicists would often make her out as a male, but she never took offense to it, in fact she welcomed the idea that people had of her as being a man.

Benio placed her hand on Usagi's shoulder. "It must be very difficult to waste your precious years in school with complete losers like that half-blood president. Wouldn't it be better for you to come to our school and join the Zuka Club, which has so much more culture and history behind it?"

"Benio-sempai," Rei warned, her dark violet eyes flashing dangerously.

"Benio, there's no need to rush Bunny-chan," Chizura said, with a soft smile on her face. She looked over at Usagi and explained, "Tomorrow is the second day of the cultural festival and our school will be performing. It would be a great pleasure to us if you would come and watch us."

Hinako nodded her head excitedly. "That's right! Bunny-chan, you must come and watch our show. I'm sure that you'll prefer to be a part of the Zuka Club rather than this stinking club with a bunch of shallow and stupid guys."

With that, the three girls all laughed as they spun away. Yes…spun away, not walk away or run away but rather left the school, twirling themselves in a circle over and over again.

Rei groaned in embarrassment as she tried to hide her face in her hand. "They just don't listen," she muttered.

Usagi chuckled as she could see the resemblance between the Zuka Club and the Host Club, especially with the way they think. She began to pack away the trays and cups as she asked, "By the way, what exactly is wrong with being a half-blood?"

"Nothing," Rei replied, putting her cup back on the cart, "Minako-chan is a half-blood herself and she seems perfectly fine. Well, as fine as a boy-crazy, spotlight-obsessed teen should be." She then glanced over to the Host Club and studied them for a bit.

Hunny was enjoying a slice of cake Mori had placed in front of him. Hikaru and Kaoru were poking fun at Tamaki, who was still frozen in shock at the information he was presented. Kyouya was glancing through his trusty laptop and was looking at something with intense eyes.

"As annoying as they are, they might be right about you transferring to our school," Rei said nonchalantly, causing all movement to stop for the men in the room. Even Usagi looked at her in confusion at her statement.

Blinking her blue eyes and tilting her head to the side slightly, Usagi said, "I thought you're not fond of the Zuka Club, Rei-chan."

"I'm not talking about you joining the Zuka Club, of course," Rei said. She got annoyed at the mention of her over-enthusiastic schoolmates. "It's just that if the Host Club acts the same way as the Zuka Club, then no doubt you have a lot of pressure added on your shoulder."

Usagi shrugged her shoulders and said softly, "Who knows?" She glanced over to the Host Club members, who all froze as they felt like they were being scrutinized. Sighing once more, she grabbed her bag. "I'm gonna call it a day, all right?" Usagi said to the worrying men. "Rei-chan, are going to you come with me?"

"Sure, why not," Rei replied, stretching her arms up behind her back, "It's been months since I saw Hotaru-chan and Shingo-kun."

The doors were then closed behind the two girls, leaving the members of the Host Club behind.

"What…just happened?" the twins said at the exact same time. Their eyes were wide and staring at the closed doors.

Hunny's wide brown eyes began to tear up as he turned to Mori. "Takeshi, is Usa-chan planning on leaving us?" Hunny asked his taller cousin.

Tamaki walked over to the window and watched as Usagi and Rei walked towards the elementary division of the school, talking and laughing about their good memories. "Maybe…maybe it's best for Usagi to go to Saint Roberia," he said softly in a sad thinking tone.

Everyone looked over at him, stunned that he had said something like that. Usually he was the one who would whine and complain if there was any thought of Usagi leaving the Host Club, so why would Tamaki say something like that?

"Well, Hino-san was correct when she said that Usagi has a lot of pressure on her shoulders," Tamaki said softly, "She's single-handedly raising her two younger siblings when her father is busy. She has to maintain being number one in class if she wants to keep the scholarship. She needs to make sure her siblings also maintain the position if they want to keep theirs. She's also taking care of the house and food…and yet we still constantly force her to come and hang out with us. There are even times when she ends up taking care of us too, especially Hunny-sempai."

"He is right," everyone else thought to themselves.

Hunny immediately burst into tears as he realized that Tamaki was right. Because he looked and often acted like he was the youngest, Usagi had often paid extra close attention to him. "Wahhh! Usa-chan's going to transfer!" he shouted, bursting into tears.

The twins also began panicking. "With Usagi's brains, she would have no problems passing Roberia's scholarship exams!"

"And if those girls were correct about Usagi being adored there, the girls would no doubt pay off her eight million yen debt if it means to keep her with them," Kyouya said, calculating the costs in his usual black binder.

"Everyone, calm down! Just listen to me!" Tamaki immediately announced, trying to bring everyone's attention on him. He lifted up his pointer finger and said confidently, "I have a plan."

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(Auditorium where Zuka Club is performing)

After the performance of the Zuka Club, cheers and screams could be heard from the girls of Saint Roberia's Institute. The students of Ouran were all shell-shocked at what they have saw, not fully understanding what the excitement is about.

Benio had a huge smile on her face as she took a microphone close to her lips. "My dear fellow students of Saint Roberia," she greeted, "Did you enjoy the show?" The loud screams were the positive reaction she was looking for. "Well, my darlings, I have a very special gift for you all. Do any of you remember somebody called 'Bunny-chan'? Those stories brought to us by those who had spent the previous lucky years as her schoolmates?"

A soft chuckle emitted from her throat when she heard the positive reaction from her schoolmates and devoted fans. Benio immediately threw her hand back, pointing to the large screen at the background of the stage. "Behold! The reason why we believe that Bunny-chan is much more suited to be a part of the glorious Saint Roberia Institute!" she cheered as the screen began to show the movie.

A thirteen-year-old Usagi was carrying a large red ice chest over to a lake. Her long blond hair was tied into a high ponytail with a white bow holding it in place. Her long white sundress moved front and back as she walked. "Daddy, do you really need to record this?" she asked the person holding the video camera. She gave a shy smile with a slight blush covering her cheeks.

"Of course I do," Usagi's father replied, "Not only is this a wonderful memory to show to your children, it's also something I have to do for work."

Usagi placed the ice chest down on the ground and stood up straight. "Work?" she repeated, tilting her head slightly to the side.

"When I told my boss what you and your friends were going to do for the weekend, he immediately demanded that I record it and show it to the department so they could write an article about it," her father explained. He sighed, "I swear, my boss loves you as if you were his own daughter."

Usagi laughed.

"Usagi-chan!" several female voices rang out from behind.

The camera turned to show several girls walking as fast as they could with the items in their hands.

Minako and Makoto were carrying a large ice chest by the side handles. The two girls were wearing jean shorts and different colored tanks with the only difference between the two were Minako wearing her blond hair straight down with the red bow in the back and Makoto with her brown hair tied into a high ponytail. Rei was pulling a wagon that held several metal tin boxes that was securely locked with the keys tied together in a necklace around her neck, hidden from view by her long raven hair. She wore white vest over a red T-shirt and jeans that reached to her knees. Ami wore a similar dress as Usagi, only hers was a dark blue color, matching her short blue hair, with sleeves reaching to her elbows.

"It's a pity that Haruka-san and Michiru-san couldn't make it," Minako said as she helped her friends set up a small stand.

Makoto shrugged her shoulders. "Nothing you can do if they have an important concert scheduled for today," she said.

"At least, they were kind enough to donate some money for our cause," Ami said with a gentle smile on her face. She opened up the ice chests to reveal small tied up sandwich bags filled with bread crumbs. "Those I wouldn't call a 100,000 (1) as mere pocket change as they called it."

Makoto grabbed hold of a fold up chair and stood on top of it. "May I have everyone's attention, please?" she shouted, trying to get the pedestrians' attention. "Me and my friends are having a small charity donation for the victims of the recent earthquake that has happened several months ago. All we ask is for you to donate just 10 and we will give you a bag of bread crumbs."

Minako, Usagi, Rei, and Ami all took a bag and lifted it up to show the people who came closer to see what was going on.

Makoto continued, "With these bags you can feed them to the birds that call this pond and park their home. As you watch them eat, imagine that you're also helping us feed the children who have lost their parents or their homes from the disaster. Please form two lines in front of this table and we, along with the victims, will be forever grateful."

As the lines slowly began to form, Usagi took a chair and had it stood off to the side. She got up on top of it and took a deep breath, closing her eyes. Opening them, she smiled gently as she began to sing.

"Early each day to the steps of Saint Paul's
The little old bird woman comes
In her own special way to the people she call,
"Come, buy my bags full of crumbs;
Come feed the little birds,
Show them you care
And you'll be glad if you do
Their young ones are hungry
Their nests are so bare
All it takes is tuppence from you

Feed the birds, tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag
Feed the birds," that's what she cries
While overhead, her birds fill the skies

All around the cathedral, the saints and apostles
Look down as she sells her wares
Although you can't see it,
You know they are smiling
Each time someone shows that he cares

Though her words are simple and few
Listen, listen, she's calling to you
"Feed the birds, tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag"

Though her words are simple and few
Listen, listen, she's calling to you
"Feed the birds, tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag" (2)

"Now isn't that a marvelous performance by our Bunny-chan?" Benio asked her fellow schoolmates, who all cheered in agreement.

The students of Ouran were too much in awe of what they had seen to even answer. They were aware that Usagi were friends with people from well known backgrounds, but they didn't know that their friendship has extended from their childhood.

"Now if you'll excuse us, we have a little bunny to see," Benio announced, waving goodbye as she and her friends left the stage.

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As the three girls from Saint Roberia walked towards the music room, where the accursed Host Club resides, they spotted Usagi and Rei talking in hushed tones in front of the closed doors. "Oh my, Bunny-chan," Benio calld out, getting their attention, "Were you waiting for us?"

Usagi shook her head. "No, I was told to come in together with you guys," she replied. She placed her hands on her hips as she sighed, "Frankly, everyone was acting strange since this morning."

"I thought you said that they always did act strange," Rei said.

Usagi grabbed the doorknob. "The way they were acting is beyond how they use to behave," she muttered, opening the door.

Posing in beyond the doorway was the Host Club but instead of them dressed in costumes that would make every female student swoon and faint, half of the group (being Hunny, Hikaru, and Kaoru) wore big puffy dresses and wigs of long flowing pigtails and the others were dressed in flashy suits. "Welcome," they said together in unison.

Everyone's eyes grew wide and their faces paled when they saw the Host Club's costumes and mannerisms.

"Usa-chan! Usa-chan! Look, I'm a princess! Do I look good?" Hunny asked, jumping up and down with BunBun in his arms.

The girls of the Zuka Club looked insulted. "What the hell is this?" Benio demanded to know, "Are you trying to insult our culture?" Chizura and Hinako stood in front of the still shocked Usagi and Rei, as if trying to protect them from the weird men.

"Insult?" Tamaki repeated, "Oh no, we're only trying to demonstrate a point here. You see, as ladies who grew up in the greenhouse of Roberia, you might not know about this, but commoners become weak with the ideas of receiving free extras. Even if Usagi does feel an attraction or urge to join to the Zuka Club, if she decides to stay with us…" He threw his arms wide open as if to introduce the other host club members. "…she will receive a number of nii-chans and nee-chans as an added extra. It's one thing to constantly look after her younger siblings, but with us, she will be looked after."

The Hitachiin twins walked up to Usagi, showing off their fancy dresses. "Usagi, what do you think?" Hikaru asked as Kaoru added, "Don't we look beautiful?"

Usagi's blue eyes widened as she stared with her mouth dropped open.

The tiny third year tugged gently on Usagi's dress, causing her to look at him. "Usa-chan! Usa-chan!" Hunny called excitedly, "You can call me 'nee-chan'."

Benio became enraged. "You actually think that Bunny-chan would fall for a trick like that? Your levels of immaturity…"

A soft chuckle caused Benio to stop her rant. Everyone turned to see Usagi and Rei burst into tears.

"WOW! When you say that they sometimes do stupid things, I thought you were just exaggerating," Rei said, trying to hold in her giggles.

Usagi shook her head as her eyes sparkled with amusement. "This really takes the cake," she said, placing her hands on her hips, "Just what in the world possessed you to do this?"

The twins and Hunny glanced at each other with smiles as an idea popped into their heads. They immediately threw their arms around Usagi, begging her to call them 'nee-chans'.

Usagi laughed again as she pushed her way out of their arms. She looked over at the girls from Saint Roberia. "I'm sorry, but there is a reason why I have chosen to come to Ouran and that is to fulfill my dream. I know that Saint Roberia is a great school since Rei-chan has been going there all her life, but not once had I ever thought about quitting this school to go somewhere else."

Tamaki's eyes glistened with tears as he threw his arms around Usagi, crying in joy. "My precious daughter! You're not thinking about leaving us! I was so sure that you would leave us to go and join your friend!"

"Of course not. You guys may drive me crazy at times, but we did create a lot of good memories together," Usagi said, trying to pull his arms away.

"But isn't Hino-san one of your best friend?" the twins asked together.

"I'm her friend, not her mother," Rei muttered, "Ever since she was in middle school, she had always wanted to get into Ouran."

"WAIT! Then why were you in such a hurry to leave yesterday?" Tamaki demanded to know, immediately letting go of the girl, causing her to stumble a bit.

Rei had grabbed onto Usagi when she stumbled. "Apparently there was a sale going on at the supermarket that day and Usagi wanted to get there with Shingo-kun and Hotaru-chan before it was over," she explained.

Watching Rei and Usagi interact with the Host Club members, the Zuka Club glanced worriedly at each other.

"Benio…" Chizura said softly, her eyes looking at Usagi sadly.

"I know…" Benio replied. Turning around, she said, "Bunny-chan." When Usagi turned to look at them, the leader continued, "I will admit defeat today, but I will not give up. I swear, one day I will destroy the Host Club and bring you to our school."

Rei smacked herself on her forehead. "Those girls just don't know when to quit" she groaned. She glanced over to watch as Usagi began to wipe the heavy make-up off of Hunny's face as the twins continued to crowd around the blonde. Tamaki was too busy yelling at the twins, telling them to stay away from his precious 'daughter' as Mori and Kyouya stood off to the side. "You're changing, Bunny-chan," she thought in her mind with a soft smile, "You're beginning to loosen up more. That's good."

(1) ¥100,000 = about $950

(2) "Feed the Birds" is a song from Mary Poppins.