MyUniversalWorld: you know in silly love songs after the famed WIGYA moment? Well since I love Wes and David, after this happens and kurt storms off, you should have them confront Blainey and shake him and tell him ALL about how he loves Kurt. Then he dramatically runs to find kurtie and explains all the things that he loves bout him, he's sorry, then kisses him... and then this prompt continued via email... maybe he was shopping trying to calm himself down and started crying in the middle of the store
And a big thank you to MyUniversalWorld for emailing back when I had to ask for clarification of when this happened. I wasn't sure whether he stormed out of the GAP, so I watched the whole video again - well, no. I watched parts, laughed at Kurt's face when Blaine sang particularly suggestive lines and covered my eyes every time Blaine sang to Jeremiah. And then, of course, Kurt never stormed out of there so it was a total waste of time and sanity. But I got the answer so here we go!
Long shot here, but if anybody knows of a good site where they do transcripts for Glee shows, I'd love love love to hear about it. I do okay with my recaps but sometimes I need the exact dialogue and nobody has put it in the recap. I spent way too long looking for the moment on the bench... and couldn't find it. So I essentially made it up.
Edited by Angela! And for as long as she continues to edit, I will continue to plug her: SquirrelzAttack, she's writing The Warbler Drabbles and they're freaking hilarious. I can't keep a straight face long enough to edit most of the time. So, go read, review and love her. (after doing the same for me of course!)
This absolutely cannot be ignored. I received a prompt from MyPartnerInCrime (which unfortunately I've already kind of done) and this was it: Kurt's like "You're Gay Blaine!" and Blaine is all like "Hey man, you no being supportive of me confuzzlement here!" Well, we never really see them resolve that properly...so they could be like ARG ARG ARG (that's them being angry at each other) and then Kurt can be like "I only said all dat crap cos I love yooh!" And then Blaine can kiss him all angrily...and then they're like "ooh...yay, I love you"
Do you know how much I WANT to write a story like this? Way too much... So I'm considering a grammatically incorrect oneshot (even though the thought makes me cringe) based on this with a twist. Tell me honestly, if I wrote something like this would you stop following me on the spot? (I swear there'd be more to it than bad spelling. I swear!)
Aftermath
Jeremiah walked away and Blaine watched him go. Even though there was a weight in his heart, strangely enough he didn't feel as upset as he thought he would. There was almost a sense of relief that his silly crush had been .. well, crushed. Because that meant when he truly fell for someone, he would know what to expect if things didn't work out. And it gave him the chance to keep looking. Perhaps someone your own age is a good start.
Blaine realized Kurt hadn't said anything and turned to him, only to see him standing up. "Kurt, where are you going?"
Kurt turned back to look at him and Blaine froze as their eyes connected. He had never seen Kurt so ... angry? Without a word, Kurt turned and strode away in the direction of the shops.
Blaine stayed frozen, trying to work out what would provoke that anger in his friend. And was it just anger? There seemed to be something else under the surface -
"Blaine Anderson, you are an idiot."
There was a thud on either side of him as Wes and David sat down on the bench. Blaine turned to Wes who had spoken, glaring. "Don't you think I feel awful enough, Wes? I just sung to a guy who got fired because of me and rejected me, now Kurt's angry and I don't know why -"
"And that's where you're an idiot." David chimed in from the other side, Blaine now focusing his ire on him. Before he could speak, David continued. "We know why Kurt's angry."
"Yep, and it's your fault." Blaine was starting to feel like he was watching a game of ping pong so he stood, turning to face his friends.
"Well, by all means, tell me so I can go fix the problem," he spat out, glancing in the direction Kurt had disappeared to. No sign of him.
"Why did you sing to Jeremiah?"
Blaine felt his face flush as it did any time he talked about guys with his two straight-as-rulers friends. "Well... I don't know. He was cute, we got on well, I thought maybe -"
"Were you attracted to him?" David asked bluntly.
"I - I thought so - maybe -"
"No, you weren't. Blaine, what you have is Singleitis." Blaine raised an eyebrow at how official Wes could make his made up term sound. "Valentines Day comes around and you get lonely, wanting someone to share it with. So you jump the closest guy you think you could possibly have a chance with. If that had been successful, you guys would've broken up within the next two weeks anyway."
"Dating someone on Valentines Day doesn't work," David agreed. "I mean, think of all of Wes' failed attempts."
"Shut up, David," Wes calmly told his friend, then continued. "So, here's the question. You and Kurt are friends, you're gay, he's gay. Why not him?"
"What? I could never do that to Kurt! He means too much to me."
David smirked as Blaine hastily added, "As a friend!"
"No, Blaine, that's where you're wrong." Wes stood so he was eye-to-eye with Blaine. "You were never attracted to Jeremiah because you're attracted to Kurt. You've just let yourself stay blind to that because it's the first time you've felt something real for someone and you don't want to screw it up. Think about it some and you'll realize it's true."
David also stood, continuing on from where Wes left off while Blaine's mind frantically tried to catch up. "Now, why did Kurt run off all mad? Well, he wasn't all mad. He was fairly upset too. And the reason; he was naive enough to think you were going to sing to him. Funnily enough, we all were. Blaine, we never would've agreed to this if we hadn't thought it was going to be Kurt you were singing to. You didn't see him in that meeting. He was so eager to back you up and make sure you could sing that song, until he found out you were singing to Jeremiah. Then he just ... he deflated. I wanted to go give him a hug right there and then because I saw his heart break. I also wanted to hit you for doing that, and possibly call off this, but by then it was too late and Wes wouldn't lend me his gavel."
"So, in conclusion," Wes chipped in, giving a meaningful look to David, "you've been an idiot and Kurt's probably off crying in one of the stores because he thinks you'll never see him as anything more than a friend."
"Oh, and because he just saw you serenade another guy. That's probably made him cry too. But anyway, go talk to him. I think he went in there." David pointed towards Meijer(1) and Blaine eyed it up apprehensively.
"What if he won't talk to me?"
"Well, just don't sing to him, that's all we ask. We've got a ban from The Gap now, and I quite like shopping in Meijer. But I think, if you explain what's going on he might be willing to listen. Just don't break his heart again, Blaine."
"I won't." Blaine was still staring at the store but there was now a determination in his eyes. Wes and David both clapped him on the shoulder before walking back to where the rest of the Warblers were milling around, enjoying their freedom. Blaine took a deep breath and crossed the road to Meijer. His heart sank as he walked into the huge store - how am I supposed to find Kurt in here? Then his eye caught the Beauty and Health sign and he smiled slightly, heading over in that direction. When he reached the section, he slowed and carefully checked each aisle, not wanting to scare off his friend.
Three aisles in, Blaine turned the corner and froze. Kurt. He was standing with his back to Blaine, holding a bottle of some product and pretending to be interested in it, but Blaine could see his shoulders shaking. He walked over, loud enough that Kurt could hear him and wouldn't freak out, and gently took the bottle out of his hand, putting it back on the shelf before opening his arms wordlessly to the younger boy. At first, Kurt refused, but then his face crumpled and he collapsed into Blaine. Blaine rubbed his back and made small murmuring noises of comfort as each sob stabbed into his heart. How could I hurt him so badly?
After awhile, Kurt drew away, wiping his eyes and avoiding looking at Blaine. He picked up the basket that Blaine had somehow missed, which was crammed full of products. Blaine looked at the nearest price tag, then quickly took the basket from Kurt.
"Hey, I know you shop when you're upset but you're going to max out your credit card and then your dad will flip. How about we leave this stuff here and go talk about what's going on?" He put the basket back down and took Kurt's arm, gently steering him out of the store before the younger boy could complain. They sat down on a bench outside, Kurt still refusing to look at Blaine. Blaine was uncomfortably aware that they were in plain sight of the Warblers but Kurt was more important right now.
"Kurt, look at me. Please?"
Kurt sighed and looked up. Blaine's breath caught for a second because he was so beautiful. But then he took in the pain-filled eyes and remembered why he was here.
"Kurt, I've been an idiot. I thought I could go after some random guy who I barely even known and get a boyfriend that way. Clearly, I was wrong" Kurt looked down again and Blaine grabbed his chin, tilting his head up so they were looking at each other again.
"But what I did was wrong on so many levels. I was wrong to do that to Jeremiah, and now he's lost his job and thinks I'm a crazy stalker. I was wrong to do that to the Warblers, who are now banned from Gap performances and probably also think I'm a crazy stalker and are very unimpressed with me for upsetting you like that." Blaine glanced at Wes and David who were pretending not to watch. "I was wrong to do that to you. Even though I wasn't aware that you liked me, I never even talked to you about it. And the signs were all there, I just chose to ignore them. And I was wrong to do that to me, because I was just building up a big lie in my head, trying to convince myself that I didn't like you."
"I definitely heard you wrong." Kurt stared at Blaine in complete confusion.
"No, you heard right." Blaine sighed. "Kurt, I know nothing about romance. I'm the kind of guy who thinks When I Get You Alone is romantic, for goodness sake. I went after everything I saw in movies and - don't you laugh at me, Kurt Hummel!" But Blaine was smiling because at least Kurt was happy again. "Yes, I did do that. I thought that the mysterious Gap worker was the guy I was going to be with and serenading him at work was the most romantic thing I could do and he'd fall for me and - and then I realized while I was singing to him that this was stupid. Because love isn't something you make. It's what you find."
"Blaine, that is so cliche." But Kurt was smiling and Blaine could see the hope that had ignited in his eyes.
"But true. I found you, Kurt. You've been right there the whole time and I wouldn't let myself see you as anything more than a friend. After everything you'd been through, and I was the mentor -"
"Blaine, does this look like a guy who needs mentoring?"
And before Blaine could register the words, Kurt had leant in and kissed him.
Blaine heard wolf-whistles coming from the Warblers but ignored them, focusing on the fact that Kurt Hummel was kissing him. A pretty easy thing to focus on, it turned out.
Kurt pulled away with the most beautiful expression on his face and Blaine just wanted to kiss him again. He refrained, however, knowing he'd better do things right. "So, Kurt Hummel, would you be my Valentine?"
Kurt looked as if he was thinking very seriously. "Well, I don't usually celebrate Valentines Day..." He trailed off, laughing at the look on Blaine's face. "Yes, of course I will."
Rotting-teeth-fluff-ness for the ending. Cause you guys seem to like that.
(1) I have never been to Meijer. I Google Mapped the two Gaps in Westerville (assuming they went to one of those) and then looked at the shops around them and this was the ONLY one I could imagine Kurt going into at all because it has health and beauty stuff in it. So if there was a Guess or something there that he would've gone into instead, I apologize but I didn't want to write it and be wrong. I could be wrong anyway, but whatever.
Rocking out to the Warbler album! I only bought select songs from it, then realized that somehow after all this time, I hadn't bought Teenage Dream.. so I went on and they said I could complete my album for $3 and get 7 songs! And I'm working my way through to Do Ya Think I'm Sexy and hoping I don't swoon... I kinda forgot how Hey Soul Sister is a very different song than the rest... it's more subdued in my opinion and I both like and dislike that because I think Darren seriously could've killed that song, but he just sung it well instead. Oh rest of the songs definitely make up for it. I used to have an issue with Billsx3 but I'm quite liking it now...
Sorry this was late by the way! I lost track of time... :S clearly... see above ^