If I haven't mentioned it yet, my job interview from last week fell through and I didn't get the job. But I have another interview tomorrow! Nervous as anything... those of you who pray, please pray for me because I seriously need this job if I'm going to go to uni next year. Thanks :) and thank you all for the continued support in my job hunting.
I've had a lot of reviews saying 'I couldn't find the AVPM reference in the last chapter!' Well, first, my apologies because it was actually from AVPS. :/ but I did get one person who got it! AVeryPotterFangirl got it, right at the end when Blaine's introducing Jeremiah to Kurt and saying 'he helped us concoct this marvellous display' which comes from the scene where Lucius is putting on the display with his Death Eaters and Harry walks in and goes 'what a marvellous display. I'm very impressed.' So yeah... yay to her!
I also had a lot of outrage that both Riker and Tully are gay. So I did my research and this is what I found. Out of the eight Warblers who's actors are actually known, theres five who are gay (actors of Kurt, Jeff, Wes, Thad and Trent), one of undetermined sexuality (David) and two straight (Blaine, Nick). In fact, Curt Mega who plays Nick is married! Of course, all of this was found from Google searching it so it's not 100% accurate... but isn't it weird that right when we first meet them, the guys laugh at the idea that they're all gay, when it turns out that a good majority of the Warbler actors are? And of course, the openly gay one is straight and the ones who apparently have girlfriends are mostly gay. Angela wasn't impressed because she likes to write Jeff/Nick and to find out that all of the other Warblers seem to be gay except the one she likes to write as a gay guy.
By the way, I was listening to Born This Way, the Lady Gaga version and I thought of the Glee version of course... and when I stopped mentally salivating over Chris Colfer with that hair... and shirt... yeah. After that, I started thinking about what I'd put on my shirt. I know the answer, but I want to hear from you guys first. What would you have put on your shirt if you were doing the BTW performance? Send me some answers and I'll post mine tomorrow! (Authors note is long enough here already and mine takes a bit of explanation...)
Onwards we go! From wynnie the pooh: In a cinema
You guys seem to love Wes and David almost as much as Klaine! I'll admit it, so do I. In fact, people have been messaging me frequently wanting to know when they'd get to see the next insane Wes and David fic. Well, here it is. Insane. Incredibly insane for that matter.
I'm making good on my promise I made twenty chapters ago - the dirt that Kurt has on these two is going to come out.
Movie
"Kurt. Kurt. Kurt. Kurt."
"David, if you poke me ONE MORE TIME -"
The blankets were pulled back off Kurt and he yelped as the light hit his eyes. Blinking furiously, he made out a smirking David standing beside his bed and reached out to swat him away.
"Don't make me use it against you."
The threat worked. David pouted but moved away. "Seriously, Kurt? How long are you going to hold that over my head?"
"Until you stop annoying me or I have to use it." Kurt pulled himself out of bed and walked to his wardrobe, searching for something to wear.
"I could just deny it, you know."
Kurt turned to smirk at David. "Sure. But pictures speak louder than words, don't they?"
He turned back to his clothes, mentally counting. 3... 2... 1...
"You got a PHOTO?"
Kurt began to laugh. "Did I forget to mention that fact? Sorry." He continued to survey his closet. "Why did you wake me up anyway?"
There was silence behind him, then - "Kurt, don't tell me you've forgotten."
Kurt froze. "Oh. That's today isn't it?"
"Yep. We're leaving in an hour."
Kurt turned to look at David with wide eyes. "Today is my first proper date with Blaine and you only gave me ONE HOUR to get ready?" Without waiting for an answer, he grabbed some clothes out of his closet and bolted into the bathroom, slamming the door on David's amused chuckles. He ran through his shower routine quickly before pulling on his outfit of choice and finishing his moisturizing routine. Stepping out of the bathroom, he sat down at his pseudo vanity (schoolwork could be done somewhere else, he needed room for his hair products) and set to work.
"Kurt, you look fine. Kurt, you look fine. Kurt -"
"David, shut UP! I heard you the first time." Kurt flicked his hair again, applying a bit more moose to the ends and smiling as it finally obeyed. He knew Blaine loved his hair this way after showing him the video of the performance Empire State of Mind and seeing his boyfriend's eyes glaze over. He hadn't worn it that way since, waiting for a special occasion and deciding today was the right time.
"Kurt. We have ten minutes to get downstairs so we can leave so we might get there on time. So stop primping, Blaine loves you no matter how you look."
Kurt rolled his eyes but couldn't help the smile that crossed his face. Standing up, he grabbed his bag and he and David left the room, heading over to Blaine and Wes's. David went to open the door but Kurt grabbed his wrist before knocking.
"Come in!" Blaine called.
David bounded in first. "Woah, David actually knocked?" Wes said, looking up from his calculus textbook.
"No, Kurt did." Blaine replied, focused on looking through his bag for something. "David never knocks, Kurt's too polite for his -"
Kurt felt his heart speed up as Blaine's eyes locked with his and his boyfriend stopped, mouth agape. The second of triumph he felt was immediately forgotten as he eyed up Blaine's hair. It's ... curly... like, super curly... like, ...
"O-kay! We know you both look good, so can you stop having eye sex already?"
Reluctantly, Kurt turned his attention from Blaine to glare wordlessly at Wes before stepping towards Blaine. "You look amazing," he murmured as the older boy pulled him into a hug.
"So do you. That hair - wow..."
"Same to you, I never realized it was so... curly." Kurt reluctantly pulled away from the embrace, letting his hands twine themselves through Blaine's as he looked at his boyfriend.
"Guys, you're cute and all but we need to go. I'm NOT missing the movie because of you!" Wes and David were already standing at the door and as Kurt turned around he saw they were having a silent tug-o-war over David's car keys. He immediately stepped over and grabbed them, chucking them in his bag.
"Oh no, not after last time. Either Blaine or I are driving this time."
Wes and David simultaneously pouted, then looked at each other. "Dude, that was scary." David said to a wide-eyed Wes who was nodding.
Kurt raised an eyebrow. "Are we done? We've got a movie to see after all." He felt Blaine come up behind him and take his hand and the two headed out of the room, Wes and David following behind, bickering once again.
"I want popcorn!"
Kurt sighed, looking at an equally frustrated Blaine. "It's like having children, isn't it?"
Blaine rolled his eyes. "This is our punishment for being gay. We can't have children of our own so we get to adopt our crazy friends."
"Kurt! You haven't bought the tickets yet! What if they're sold out!"
Kurt raised his eyebrow at a panicked David. "David. Look around. It's 10am on a Wednesday morning. Every other school is in, ours is the only one with a teacher conference today. There's pretty much nobody else here, and the movie has been out for two weeks already. I think we'll be fine."
"But you don't know that!" As soon as the sentence was out of his mouth, David was distracted by the food again and raced over to where Wes was ordering.
"Want to ditch them and go see something else?"
Kurt turned to Blaine, an embarrassed smile crossing his face. "Well... I've been wanting to see this for awhile actually... of course, if it's too dorky for you then we can go see something else, that's -"
"No, of course I want to see it!" Blaine flushed and lowered his voice. "I guess we can put up with them can't we?"
"Yeah, I think so." He headed towards the unoccupied counter, sparing a look of sympathy for the frazzled employee who was rushing around to Wes and David's every whim - "What flavour is your popcorn? I don't care if it's popcorn flavoured, I want to try it! Can you chocolate coat it?"
"Hi, can I get four tickets to -" he looked at Blaine quickly. "Four for Rio."
To her credit, the girl barely batted an eyelid, taking his money and handing him the tickets. "You and your friends have fun," she said before eyeing up Blaine. "Um, hold on, let me grab your receipt."
"Oh, I don't need -" Kurt trailed off as the girl scribbled something on the back before handing it to Blaine. "Okay. Thanks."
As they walked away, Blaine looked at the back and snorted with laughter. "What?" Kurt asked, looking over at the piece of paper.
Call me: 509-294-3781. Sami.
Kurt laughed. "Face it, Blaine, you charm them all."
"You're the only one I want to charm." Kurt shivered lightly as Blaine's hand found his again and he desperately forced himself not to turn around and smirk at the girl at the counter. He's mine.
They were just about to enter when Blaine stopped and sighed, before putting two fingers in his mouth and whistling. Kurt turned to him quizzically and Blaine just smirked, pointing behind him. Kurt turned to see Wes and David running over with hands full of popcorn, ice creams, drinks and other various confectionary items. "Kurt, we got you gummy bears."
Kurt grabbed the bag eagerly as Blaine chuckled. "Shut up or I won't share."
Blaine immediately stopped laughing. "I'll be good."
They handed the tickets to the bored employee at the door and headed in, finding the theatre completely empty. Kurt heard a noise behind him and turned to see Wes and David dropping their purchases on a seat before taking off around the theatre, running laps. He turned incredulously to Blaine who was watching them wearily. "It's worse when there's other people in here," he said.
"They do that when -?" Kurt shook his head. "Okay, should we find seats then? Preferably away from the Tweedles."
"The what?" Blaine started walking along one of the middle rows.
"You know, Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee?" Kurt sat down and slung his bag into the seat beside him, Blaine doing the same on his other side.
"Huh. I've never thought of calling them that, but it fits doesn't it?" Kurt nodded, eyeing up their friends who were loudly discussing the merits of each seating position, before turning back to his boyfriend who was looking at him. In the dim of the movie theatre, Kurt could see Blaine lick his lips and Kurt felt his heart racing as he looked down then back into his boyfriend's eyes which were so inviting and -
"So, who's excited for the movie?" David's head popped between them from the row behind and Kurt groaned in annoyance, turning to face the unwanted interruption.
"You guys are NOT sitting there." Kurt's tone made it clear that it wasn't up for discussion, but Wes still decided to argue.
"But we want to be close to you guys! Who else will we talk to about the funny parts?"
"Um, each other?" Blaine shook his head. "You two are pathetic. Go sit somewhere else."
"You can't make us, Blainey!"
"I can." Kurt raised an eyebrow at David who suddenly stood.
"Yeah, okay. Come on Wes, let's go." He grabbed his friend's hand and dragged him away as he grabbed their snacks.
"But David!"
"Wes, he's got dirt on us, remember? Is it worth it for a seat?"
As the sound of bickering drifted up behind them, Kurt sighed before hearing Blaine chuckle softly beside him. "Are you ever going to tell me what you've got on them?"
Kurt shrugged, taking Blaine's hand as the theatre dimmed further. "I like knowing I can get them to do whatever I like. So not yet."
The previews began to play and Kurt tucked his feet up, enjoying having the entire row to themselves so he could let his feet sprawl onto the other chair. He leaned against Blaine's shoulder, keeping their hands together on the armrest as they discussed which movies they would want to come and see. Behind them, they could hear Wes and David doing the same, albeit louder.
"BLAINE!"
Kurt felt Blaine sigh. "Yes, David?" he said, raising his voice the appropriate amount for it to travel across an empty movie theatre, a concept that David hadn't seemed to have grasped.
"BLAINE, I WANT TO SEE THAT ONE!"
"David, it doesn't come out for another week. And why don't you tell Wes about it, he's right next to you!" Kurt chuckled, lifting his head to see his boyfriend's exasperated expression which quickly evaporated when he looked down at Kurt. And suddenly they were so close again and he was just waiting for Blaine to move in -
"I THINK HE'S ASLEEP!"
Kurt dropped his head back onto Blaine's shoulder angrily, feeling Blaine lean down to press a quick kiss to the top of his head. "I know they're a pain, maybe if we ignore them they'll go away."
"Fat chance. At least the movie's starting." Kurt gestured to the screen where a couple of colourful birds had appeared, much to the delight of David and an apparently-still-awake Wes. He snuggled a little closer to Blaine's neck, enjoying the closeness of his boyfriend as they began to watch.
Half way through the movie, Kurt made a very important discovery. He was sitting up, eating the gummy bears and feeding some to Blaine, when he suddenly had a thought. Moving their still-clasped hands off the armrest, he gave it a nudge and resisted the urge to cheer when the armrest moved. He took his hand from Blaine's who turned to him questioningly until he pulled the armrest all the way up.
The gummy bears were instantly discarded as Kurt shuffled closer, leaning into Blaine's chest with a contented sigh. He felt Blaine's arm wrap around his waist, his fingers gently resting against his side in a way that made a shiver run up his back. In turn, he wrapped his arm around Blaine's back, keeping his other hand resting on Blaine's chest.
"Comfortable?" Blaine whispered.
Kurt turned his head up to look at him again. "Very," he whispered back. In the dimness of the theatre, he could still make out Blaine's eyes which were completely fixated on him, something burning in them. "Blaine, if you hesitate again, you know they're just going to interrupt."
He saw Blaine swallow, then nod. And then his face was moving in closer and Kurt closed his eyes, and then he felt a pair of lips on his and everything just melted. He couldn't care less that they were in a movie theater with a kids movie playing, with their dorky and annoying friends watching (and probably the employee running the film too). All he knew was Blaine's lips, and Blaine's arms around his and his hands finally running through Blaine's hair and everything was Blaine and everything was perfect.
"OH MY GOSH, WES!"
Kurt pulled away, ready to turn and scream at the two boys for not being able to keep their mouths shut and had they seriously never seen anybody kiss before or something -?
"I THINK HE'S GOING TO FLY!"
Blaine began to laugh and despite himself, Kurt joined in. "They're morons aren't they?" he said, when he finally got his breath back.
"Yeah they are. I guess our first kiss wouldn't have been the same without them."
Kurt couldn't stop the grin breaking across his face at Blaine's words and saw his boyfriend doing the same. He deliberated whether to pick up where they left off, then decided against it, settling back against Blaine's chest. We've got plenty of time to do that later, when we don't have the idiot twins watching.
"Wes, buddy, it's okay. It was a happy ending!"
Kurt and Blaine made their way over to a couch where David was trying to console a sobbing Wes who had bolted the second the credits had started rolling, followed quickly by David. (Kurt may have taken advantage of the empty theatre to steal a few more kisses from Blaine but nobody needed to know that, did they?)
"It - It was so ... so happy!" Wes burst into fresh tears, curling into David who was looking slightly awkward but still patted his friend on the back, looking up at the two boys who had joined them.
"So, did you guys enjoy the movie?"
Kurt rolled his eyes and didn't need to look to know Blaine was doing the same. "David, you don't need to go there."
"Oh, but I want to. Could you tell me your favourite part? Oh wait, you didn't exactly pay attention to the movie, did you?"
Wes had stopped crying and was sporting an identical smirk, albeit tearful.
"David... I'm warning you..."
"Aw, aren't they just so cute together, Wes? They're both angry, they match!"
"Okay, David. Three strikes and you're out. Blaine, last term I caught these two in my room making out."
There was silence. Wes had stopped smirking and was suddenly very interested in his shoes. David's mouth was opening and closing with nothing coming out as he looked frantically from Kurt to Blaine. And Blaine - Blaine's face was turning bright red as he attempted not to laugh.
"Are you serious?" he managed to squeak out. "When?"
"That weekend you went home and I came back early. I walked into my room expecting it to be empty and instead found -" Kurt quickly pulled his phone out of his pocket and opened his photos. "- this." He handed the phone over to Blaine who stared at it incredulously, then looked up at his two bright-red friends.
"So, 'straight as rulers,' huh?"
"I - yes... Kurt!"
Kurt raised his hands innocently, fighting back his laughter as Wes looked up. "Okay, it was because of me. As I told Kurt when he interrupted our moment - oh hell, that sounds gay." Blaine sniggered as Wes' blush grew more pronounced. "When Kurt found us, I told him that I had been with my girlfriend earlier that day and she said I was a bad kisser. So I was telling David about it and he suggested I try it out with someone else who could tell me whether I was bad or whether it was her. And then we realized that we were at an all-guys school and the only guys who would even consider it would be you two."
Kurt and Blaine immediately began to protest. "Wesley, I'm flattered -" Blaine began, still smirking.
"We just don't see you that way. But at least someone does." Kurt finished, gesturing at David who was still trying to find something to say.
"Shut up would you? So then David said "Well, what about us?" And I was against it at first but then I realized that it wasn't that bad of an idea and we thought nobody would find out. But then of course Kurt had to come back early and take a photo which until now I didn't know existed and I'd steal his phone and delete it except I just know he's got it backed up somewhere else."
Kurt nodded smugly as the two boys sighed. Blaine looked at the two for a second and Kurt knew he was deliberating whether to let them away with it or get some revenge for what happened in the theater -
"So, David? Was he a good kisser?"
Kurt couldn't help himself. He burst into laughter and leant against Blaine who had also begun to chuckle, staring at the two embarrassed boys. "Oh come on Blaine, I don't think we need to know that - hey, Wes, did your girlfriend find out before you broke up?"
"NO! And she never will!" Wes suddenly looked panicked and Kurt held up his hands.
"Okay, it's alright, I won't say anything, to anyone. That is, as long as you guys keep your mouths shut about what happened in there when we get back to Dalton and stop making the inappropriate jokes and comments about us to anyone who will listen. And that includes my McKinley friends on Facebook. Clear?"
David and Wes looked at one another before nodding. Before Kurt knew what was happening, Wes had reached over and snatched the car keys out of his hand and the two bolted towards the door laughing.
"Idiots through and through," Blaine said, slipping his hand into Kurt's.
"Yep. But they're our idiots."
Because if I had friends like that, I'd be damn possessive of them too. MY idiotic Warblers, thank you very much ;)
I wish the armrests moved in every movie theatre. I went on a date and ended up with bruised ribs from leaning against the damn armrest so I could have my head on my guy's shoulder. So inconsiderate :/ and he didn't end up being worth it in the end.
Oh, and Sami's phone number is completely made up. By Angela - phone numbers over here are only eight digits, so I got her to make me one. If by some absolutely bizzare coincidence she managed to make it your number or a number of someone you know, tell me. Because that'd be freaking awesome. Also, the name Sami is half in tribute to Darren's song Sami, and half in tribute to SamiMarianna, because I love her :)