Lolasatsuma and similarly prompted (sort of) by EyesOfAWolf202: At the show that show that Blaine was going to perform 'BICO' with a girl, Kurt and the ND's go to watch and it just so happens that the girl who is performing is flirting with Blaine (but it's not mutual) and asks to be his boyfriend. Looking for a scape coat, Blaine says that Kurt is his boyfriend, but the girl doesn't believe him. Looks like they have to prove it, in front of everyone...

I don't know how the Kings Island shows work. Heck, I don't know if they're real. Probably are. Anyway, so I've written it this way. If it's wrong, well then it's wrong. Again, I haven't seen one so I don't know.

Twisted it a little bit so we have Kurt to the rescue!

Flirt

"I'm telling you guys, this is going to be amazing!" Kurt knew he was gushing as he led his friends in but didn't care. They took their seats, Kurt slotting himself between Mercedes and Quinn and eyeing the stage eagerly.

"Now, I've done extensive research on this Celine girl and -"

"Rachel, nobody wants to know." Mercedes cut the girl off, shaking her head until Kurt put a hand on her arm.

"Actually, I kind of do. What did you find out?"

Kurt ignored the way Tina leant across from the other side of Quinn to exchange a knowing glance with Mercedes. Like there was anything to know...

"She graduated from Crawford last year, and -"

Kurt's head whipped around to stare at Rachel. "She's a graduate?"

"Yeah. You didn't know that Blaine's the youngest person to ever perform in this slot?"

"I - no." Kurt shook his head. No wonder he wanted to practice.

"Anyway, her performance history isn't very extensive. Crawford made it to Nationals twice while she was there but never won. And she's performed here for the past two years, making her the first high school student to win a slot, but of course she was older than Blaine is now." Rachel consulted her notes, ignoring the other girls rolling their eyes. "That's the extent of it really."

Kurt nodded, then turned his attention back to the stage as the lights dimmed and the show was underway. The other girls seemed to enjoy the first few performances, with the exception of Rachel who criticized everybody who stepped onto the stage, including the announcer. Kurt had smiled and clapped politely but was on the edge of his seat waiting for Blaine.

"And finally, a performance from the girl who took the spot of our youngest performer last year, Miss Celine Henderson!" Kurt sat up a bit straighter, knowing what was coming next.

"This year, however, she is joined by Mr. Blaine Anderson, who is currently attending Dalton Academy and knocks Celine off her spot for youngest performer. Please help me in welcoming these two to the stage, Celine and Blaine singing Baby, It's Cold Outside."

Kurt was now literally sitting on the edge of his seat as Blaine entered the stage, holding the hand of a blonde haired girl who Kurt immediately took a disliking to. The audience clapped with Kurt and the New Directions girls cheering as they took their positions and began.

"I really can't stay,"

Kurt raised an eyebrow as the girl began to sing and grudgingly admitted that she was quite good. Nothing on Blaine of course, who parried back with his line as the playful banter began. Celine backed away, darting around the piano as Blaine followed her.

Maybe he was biased, but Kurt was fairly sure that the performance was nowhere near as good as when Blaine performed with him. Yes, their voices danced well together, but there was a slight awkwardness in the way Blaine begged this girl to stay that had been completely nonexistent when he had practiced with Kurt.

"Oh, but it's cold outside!"

As she backed away, Celine suddenly gave Blaine a look that made Kurt's teeth clench. It was one he had seen on Santana's face many times when she was after her latest conquest; the look that Kurt had dubbed her 'come hither' look.

Apparently he wasn't the only one to have noticed. Blaine's eyes widened slightly as he delivered his next line - flawlessly of course, nothing would stop him from performing to perfection - and the girls broke into murmurs beside him.

"Did she just -?"

"I think so, but doesn't she know he's gay? Kurt?"

Kurt turned to Mercedes who was looking as confused as the rest of the girls. "I don't know, 'Cedes. It's not like Blaine screams gay like I do."

Mercedes reached out and took his hand as she turned back to the performance and Kurt took far too much comfort from this gesture. He had never told his diva friend that he was in love with Blaine, but somehow she knew and knew this was affecting him more than he let on.

It wasn't that Kurt was jealous, after all Blaine looked a little like a deer in headlights as the girl continued to flirt with him. It was that people could get the wrong idea about him, that they could believe he was single and for the taking.

And the fact that he was didn't make any difference in Kurt's mind. Because in Kurt's mind, Blaine was his and always had been.

"Get over that hold out!"

Kurt drew his attention back to the stage as the two linked arms and sang their final line, Blaine in full performance mode.

"Oh but it's cold outside!"

The audience were on their feet as the two finished singing. Blaine moved to unlink their arms but Celine held on, curtsying to the audience and pulling Blaine down so he had no choice but to bow.

Kurt was clapping along with the rest of the audience but he couldn't help but bite his lip. As the announcer concluded the show, he turned to the New Directions girls who were already grabbing their bags.

"Come on, let's go find him." Quinn took his arm and Kurt smiled at the normally-icy girl's sudden protectiveness. The five of them made their way out of their row and towards backstage where Blaine had told them they were more than welcome after the performance.

Stepping behind the curtain, Kurt froze, Tina accidentally running into him as he took in the sight in front of him. Blaine was standing with his back to them with Celine right in front of him, a hand on his arm as she stared into his eyes.

" - come on, you know you felt the chemistry between us. So what say you give me your number now and we'll go out for a little ... celebration."

"I -" Kurt saw Blaine's hand come up to rub the back of his neck, a trait he adopted when he was feeling nervous or unsure. "Look, you're a lovely girl. I just don't play for your team."

"I'm sorry?" Kurt knew he was right in his earlier judgement. Blonde bimbo.

"I'm gay."

Kurt watched the girl closely, his hand still tightly wrapped around Quinn's. At first she looked shocked, then a smile played over her face.

"Riiiight," she drawled. "That's what they all say. C'mon studmuffin, let loose a bit!"

"No, I'm actually serious here." Kurt knew Blaine was getting worked up and he didn't want to see his friend snap in front of a crowd of people.

"I could be the best thing you've ever tried..."

Kurt released Quinn's hand and strode over, tapping Blaine on the shoulder and linking his arm into his friend's. "Hey, baby, that was awesome! I knew you'd do a brilliant job." He smiled down at Blaine who was looking completely lost.

"I - oh, yeah. Thanks Kurt." Luckily Blaine had caught on quickly, pulling Kurt in closer to him gratefully. "Babe, this is Celine."

"So nice to meet you!" Kurt held out a hand for the girl to shake which she completely ignored, staring at the two boys.

"So wait, you're really ... no, I still don't believe it."

Kurt raised his eyebrows innocently. "Excuse me, you don't believe what?"

"That this hot guy here is actually gay," Celine explained. "He's been trying to turn me down and obviously pulled you in to help his case out. But I'm the kind of girl who doesn't take no for an answer." Her voice had dropped into a growl and Blaine shuddered.

Kurt heard the New Directions girls stepping up beside him, glaring at the girl, but his focus was on Blaine, who was looking so incredibly uncomfortable. If he could do anything to get Blaine out of this situation, he would ...

Oh. Of course you can.

"Oh yeah?" Kurt shot the girl his best bitch, please look. "How many straight guys would do this?"

Turning back to Blaine, Kurt reached up his free hand and pulled Blaine's head towards his, letting their lips meet.

Blaine gasped slightly under his mouth before unlinking their arms to wrap both around Kurt's waist, deepening the kiss. Kurt allowed their mouths to explore for a second before reluctantly - so reluctantly - pulling away. He turned to Celine, twisting in Blaine's arms as he wrapped them around his stomach and pulled him back into him.

"So are you done hitting on my boyfriend?"

The girl scowled and stormed away without another word. Kurt chuckled before freezing when Blaine leant in and whispered in his ear. "Boyfriends, huh?"

Before Kurt could apologize and try to make some kind of excuse, Blaine nipped his ear lightly and he lost all coherent thought.

"I take that as a yes," Kurt murmured when his mind stopped swirling with thoughts of Blaine doing that again..

"Absolutely," Blaine breathed before Rachel cleared her throat. Kurt sighed and turned his attention to the girls watching them, still wrapped in Blaine's arms. Mercedes had a huge grin on her face and Quinn was smiling softly. Rachel and Tina looked at each other before Tina turned to them and blurted out;

"Santana's going to be so mad that she missed this!"

Because she so would! I don't know why I didn't write her in. Probably because if I wrote her, I'd have to write Brittany too and I didn't really feel like writing ditzy and sensual in on top of all of that.